I bet her breasts are small, pale, and asymmetrical, and her vagina is undoubtedly hairy and smelly

I bet her breasts are small, pale, and asymmetrical, and her vagina is undoubtedly hairy and smelly.

0/10 waifu

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those are all positive traits you moron

If you don't like hairy, smelly snatch you're a complete and utter faggot.

>they refute none of those claims and admit their waifu is a disgusting mutant

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You've made this thread before you afterbirth

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I don't even know who the character is I'm just correcting you on good vag

You spend too much time on Yea Forums, diaper stain.

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>her vagina is undoubtedly hairy
This I doubt, thick pubes in skin tight clothing can be uncomfortable.

That I do
You're still a spamming faggot and this is the most attention you're going to get all day. Try harder

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t. Fat unathletic fuck

It's no more or less comfortable depending on your clothing. Men where spandex underpants to keep their balls in check during sports. Not once did I think "gee this tight clothing sure is uncomfortable on my pubes."

It just looks gross. A woman's first and foremost priority should be her appearance, even while being a superhero. What if she's captured and a villain strips her nude? She'd never live down the shame of being hairy and having an unappealing rack.

This is why you have no girlfriend.

Hey at least she's not fat

You're right, I have a wife, and she knows her place in the relationship. I bring home the proverbial bacon, she cooks, cleans, and keeps herself sexy for when I require it. I don't pay for expensive nail stuff and hair appointments for her to look busted.

t. Seething retard with no sense of humor

T. Lying Incel

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I hate how the deisgn makes it seem like she's wearing shoes

It only matters how does she look in her beautiful outfit.

She is wearing shoes. They're ballet slippers. Her fighting style is based on ballet

That's something the movie came up with and that clearly isn't the movie version

breasts look good to me

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I like to think she wears a binder while in costume and that she'll abandon this as she gets older and they get even bigger.

I wish I was blacked as much as she is

I have a wife too and I know other guys here are married, some have children, but I don't buy your shit. You having a wife wouldn't be too weird, but this nonsense about her knowing her place sounds like a dumb fantasy.

push-up bra with thick ass padding
flat chicks wear them all the time

That seems to be your headcannon of every girl.

How did you come to such conclusions?

There are subtle clues.