Action Comics #1008 Storytime

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Variant cover isn't bad, but the standard cover is better.

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The recap pages in this run have all been RETARDED.

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>finally get an issue that focuses on DCs secret government societies
>finally get a Jimmy Olsen doing ridiculous shit issue
>its Bendis
I'll read it but I won't be happy.

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this writing is already irredeemable shit

That's all.

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I am enjoying the action comics stuff from Bendis way more then the Superman stuff. Espionage and Superheroes has always been one of Bedis fortes and it surprisngly fits Superman well too tganks to the reporter thing.

When will Lois invite some black dude for a threesome with Clark?

Hey a guest appearance from my second favorite rapper

What noise does a crying skeleton make?

The worst cliché is modern comics is the Poochy-style "everyone focusing/obsessing on the main characters as if they were the only important thing in the universe".

But she's won Pulitzers.

none of this dialog is even slightly in character

>Kobra Cult
>Kobra was active near Khandaq
>Kobra is more like ISIS in the future
>Suicide Squad is missing
This explains the Doomsday Clock part, color me intrigued.

So Bendis has now killed off the entire bottled city of Kandor AND Lois' dad?

This dialogue is lame and yet somehow not as bad as King's.

This was actually a good issue.

It was terrible. Not enough PSTD and killing superheroes for shockvalue.

Where are his sleeves?

It was also pretty shit, felt rushed as hell.

>omg, people, like, died, and stuff

Multiple cells/factions/schisms?

I remember a few years ago when I looked forward to reading Superman books.

They fucked that up pretty good haven't they?

>part 2
What was part 1?

Wasn't this a Jimmy Olsen focused issue? He's in what? Two pages? and yet he's in the cover

damn. sorry joshua williamson. side note does bendis seem to have listed all the 7 crises that YJ is about?

More Bendis not giving a shit what anyone else is doing.

aw shit, epting
whose face did you trace for superman? yourself without the mustache?

Oh look, a page with Superman! In his own mag!

The story of Clark Kent's cuckery.

So Waller isn't going to get any shit for murdering a 5(?) star general?

>I don't care.
>Oh! It really is you.
Alright Bendis, you got me.

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This was a good issue and is setting up interesting dynamics in the DCU. Fuck your memes.

>Suicide Squad is missing
>no current book
>have no use in DC
So I guess that supposed Wally SS book starts after DC and HiC finish?

>can't wake up

This doesn't look like Epting at all, is he using Poser or something. Eck, remember when he was inked by Tom Palmer? Those were the days.

More of Clark getting cucked by Superman. Can't wait to find out what Lois's book is about

i thought he had always used photo references

I actually like this but I'm worried about how Bendis is going to reinvent Vic.

Any idea why every comic is so slow to come out today?

>even the character intros are hamfisted and stilted awkward dialogue
I think we're at the point where the train wreck is long over and they're just dragging away corpses

>Oh BTW Clark, i outted your ass to my dad
Fuck this lame writing.
Between King and Bendis, Lois' character is truly fucked, Rucka's Lois Lane ongoing can't come here soon enough ffs.

In today's Flash, it's implied there's something behind people acting out of character.

>rrrdamn
>ffffine
what?

A couple of bald imps from outside the universe messing things up for lulz?

Get bent, Bendis.

Ah yes, Ohio. Perfect place for a clandestine meeting, since nothing really important is there

That almost wasn't bad. There's a lot going on that's actually interesting, it's just Bendis can't write

>Clark not hearing the voice of his wifes father in distress

Pretty good

>I don’t care
>Oh it is you
Kek
It must suck to be so autistic that you can’t enjoy comics anymore

I love this arc so far. Fuck Yea Forums‘s dumbass hateboner for Bendis.

Both of those were destroyed Pre-Flashpoint but feel free to keep chimping out.

Not a bad issue. It really feels like this is the story Bendis wanted to tell instead of whatever the fuck he’s doing at Superman, cause this is honestly decent. It’s a bit better than Jurgens’ run, but that’s not saying much. Aside from that issue where Lois tells Clark about leaving Jon with Jor-El, Bendis’ AC run has been all right. Now, if only his Superman book wasn’t so shit and his Naomi book wasn’t also garbage.

>Liking Jurgens And Tomasi
Looks like you’ve got shit taste. Did you enjoy Tomasi’s boring ass family vacation where Lois and Clark sound like they’re from a shitty propaganda film about USAUSAUSAUSA GOD BLESS OUR SOLDIERS? Jurgens rehashing Doomsday and Hank Henshaw for the 50th time?

>like they’re from a shitty propaganda film about USAUSAUSAUSA GOD BLESS OUR SOLDIERS?

Sounds like you get your info from Youtube videos

keks

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Naomi is better than both of these garbage books if only because he hasn't shit all over anyone yet.

You shills need to fuck off with the bullshit meme that the lower selling of the Bendis book is the better one. It's a meme propagated by shills to boost sales.

ayo whats good henry cavill

You know sometimes I think bendis still thinks he's at marvel. What with the Aim, hydra and shield agents surrounding jimmy.

I'd be a lot more forgiving of Bendis on the whole if it wasn't for aging Jon up to seventeen, which according to the man himself, was all his idea. So unless Jon get's de-aged, I'm going to have to be against him.

He should have just done Action Comics with Superman and DEO and spy shit and left Superman to another writer to handle the Sci-fi shit.

Bendis can only do street level and even then he's not as good as he used to be because he tends to half ass shit.

Sadly I think this story is going to go the same way that other Bendis comics that show a smidge of promise went, which is to the shitter because while Bendis does ocassionally come up with interesting ideas his execution is shit.

Fuck you for having shit taste. I hope you kill yourself

Unironically kill yourself, Bendis.

Wait when did the Wall figure out Superman's identity?

Thanks Benis

How the FUCK is she directly touching Mr. Bones and NOT dying?!?

I'd say 'fuck Bendis' but DC editorial is too busy bending backwards for him...

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Maybe she's a robot.

>SEETHING

>people talk like this

Fuck off cunt. Anyone wasting money on this is a shitmouth

Why is Jimmy calling her Ms Lane instead of Mrs Kent?

As far as she knows she's just talking to Superman in a suit

Speaking of Bones killing people with his cyanide touch, did you see his star-spangled tie?

Lois has always kept her last name after marrying Clark because it's iconic.

Does Mr. Bones have death touch powers?

Yes his invisible skin is cyanide and deadly to the touch.

>Black aired Aquaman.
One fucking job

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Bones doesn't seen like the kind of guy that would lament the death of his people.

They still do that in America?, I´m from a backwards third world shithole and women here keep their last name after marring.