Where are all of them now?
Where are all of them now?
Joseph Reyes
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Michael Sanders
According to Antonucci, Ed's the CEO of a large corporation, Edd somehow discovered the cure for mosquito bites, and Eddy's the owner of an amusement park.
Hudson Taylor
They were all like 12 right? By now you mean 2019? They'd all be in their 30s. Safe to say most or some of them would have kids by now. But if I had to guess The Kanker Sisters probably would of had kids in their late teens or early 20s. Kevin would be a auto mechanic. Rolf would be a meat butcher. Eddy maybe something like a car dealership person. Double D would be an engineer. Ed would be a gravy enthusiest. Jimmy could be an interior decorator. Sarah would be in aggressive career driven field. Maybe a house real estate agent. Nazz could be a nurse or a dentist. Jonnyy I'm not sure what he'd end up doing.
Jaxon Sanders
Johnny is dead.
Ian Thomas
kanker futa fapfic when
Jonathan Gray
Kevin head of security at his dad's jawbreaker factory. Basically watches monitor all day and post on Instagram.
Rolf is a security guard, thanks to Kevin
Nazz is trying to get a degree in child psychology and racking up her student loans like nobody business
Jimmy and Johnny both work after school at Rolf's farm.
Sarah fell in with the popular crowd and is slowly becoming a THOT
Oliver Gomez
And Plank is president
Luke Ramirez
Ed Edd n Eddy all share an apartment.
Eddy works multiple jobs, but can't hold on to a job longer then three weeks.
Ed works construction, and also the comic book store. Before he use to work at the video store.
Double D is going to college and is an unpaid internship. He also works at the library weekend.
Tyler White
They're all dead and in purgatory, because that's what the whole show was, remember?
Ian Mitchell
Kevin knocked Nazz up during senior prom and was forced by his folks to turn down a promising football scholarship. Now he's Peach Creek Jr. High's gym coach, with a side gig as a mechanic.
Jonny just... disappeared one day, but not before leaving a note saying he and Plank were going to help save the rainforest. No-one's heard from them in years.
Rolf inherited his parents' farm, completed his Urban Ranger training and became a shepherd in his own right. As a reward for his achievements, he was given a trophy wife from the Old Country. He has many, many children.
Sarah and Jimmy have their own boutique shops on the same street. One night, Jimmy tried to force himself on Sarah, only to get his shit wrecked. Now he's a depressed alcoholic. Sarah still craves Edd's dick.
Nazz regained all of her childhood weight during her pregnancy and decided to keep it all. She's now a plus-size model.
The Kankers are waitresses at a shitty downtown diner. They try(and usually fail) to get men to sleep with them.
Christopher Ross
Ed decided to use his comic knowledge to his advantage and runs a successful comic show
Edd went to college and is now a doctor, astronaut, and college professor. Eddy sometimes tries to leach off of him
Eddy grew out of his scamming way and is trying to better himself and is in therapy. He sometimes slips by trying to mooch off of Edd.
Sarah became a whore and is stuck as a single mother with 5 kids all by different guys
Jimmy came out of the closet and is now on broadway
Plank became Jonny's tulpa. He is also in the nut house
The Kanker sisters are now prostitutes
Kevin peaked in high school, got rejected in the big football leagues and is stuck working in a shoe shop
Rolf is runs a farm deep in the woods to hone his Urban Ranger skills
Nazz dumped Kevin and became a strong independent women
Aiden Kelly
>Ed lives a quite peaceful life in the midwest with his wife and two kids on their Ranch. With his cows, Ed has all the buttered toast he could ask for
>Edd, finally realizing his parent's lack of care, slows down on his intellectual pursuits for more social ones. He has graduated as a Pharmacist, and is currently dating a plump young woman. Time will tell, but so far things look good.
>Eddy didn't fair as well, childhood trauma took it's toll, and spiraled into alcoholism and drug abuse. But after one particularly nasty violent episode, he became a born again Christian, and is currently a Priest at a humble baptist church, tending the soup kitchens.
>Rolf saw the news of his home country embroiled in civil war, and under turmoil from local extremists. He felt his duty to head back to his old country to save it. He was sending post cards back to the others, but has stopped recently. One can only assume the worst.
>Kevin was caught in high school using steroids to complete his big leagues trials. Like Eddy he spiraled into drug abuse, but unlike Eddy, never came out. His last sighting at a gas station bathroom in the south confirms that he has begun experimenting with the dreaded Krokodil, and is slowly rotting away as we speak.
>Jimmy had a falling out with Sarah after he came out of the closet, and Sarah realized he could never have his dick. He relocated to the Boystown neighborhood in Chicago, and is happily with his partner in their apartment on the North Side. He is a vocal advocate of Gay politics, and is currently running for Mayor of Chicago.
>Sarah ran off at 16 to be with a rough biker out west in the deserts of Nevada. She and her biker boyfriend were caught in an abandoned motel outside of Reno, cooking meth. Her 3 year old was taken by Child Services, and both her and her boyfriend are in prison.
1/2.
Cameron Cruz
johnny would definitely be something weird like a sewer cleaner or raccoon remover
Isaiah Collins
desuarchive.org
Make it.
>quite peaceful life
>with his wife
Is he married to a hand?
Dylan Roberts
>Johnny awoke one morning to find plank silent. After a few days of coaxing, he came to the sad but inevitable conclusion that he was too old to have imaginary friends. While he currently works a dead end retail job, he comes home every day, looks at his old silent friend, and smiles, remembering only the happy days of his youth.
>The Kanker sisters quickly got over the Edds after they moved out. They found themselves equally trashy husbands, and had trashy children, and overall had a trashy ending as most trashy people do. Living in their trailer park, collecting welfare, and not caring a damn for what the world thinks.
>After Middle School, Nazz became an adamant third wave feminist, until calming down after high school. She's a shift lead at a Walgreens, and her sunny disposition and work fairness, leaves a mark on her co-workers.
>Eddy's brother still stayed at the carnival, until he attempted to rape one of his co-worker's. He was found the following morning in a ditch near where the carnival was before it moved on, his body barely recognizable. Don't fuck with Carnies.
2/2, plz rate.
Ayden Reyes
I must have hit an e, I meant "Quiet, peaceful life".
Julian Wood
I can't fap to my own writing though.
Ian Watson
>The Kankers are waitresses at a shitty downtown diner. They try(and usually fail) to get men to sleep with them
Hot, and cute
Chase Thomas
I wasn't telling you, the person asking for it, to make it, I was just saying somebody needs to make a full story based on the concept in the archive link.
I accidentally read it the way you meant to type it then, I wasn't pointing out the typo, but responding to that part.
David Phillips
>cure for mosquito bites,
Um, what?
Jackson Nguyen
Either a super powerful repelent or cured women around the world of their flatness
I like to think it was both
Jackson Richardson
Sounds like a sitcom
Blake Hill
Three broke Ed's.
But honestly I imagine their lives would always be somewhat entertaining enough for another tv show
Isaac Morales
Well obviously.
Eli Moore
Did you get Ed and Eddy mixed up?
Lucas Cox
>Kevin knocked Nazz up
Kevin only fucks his bike, they made a whole movie about this, pay attention
Angel Sanders
Rolf would be a barber, he said he wanted to be one because it was the most honorable job in his homeland
Adrian Scott
but how
Andrew Hall
>comic book store
>video store.
are you posting from the 00's?
Chase Cruz
That's the mystery everyone's trying to solve.
Hunter Ramirez
If Ed Edd n Eddy gets turned into a CW teen drama that should be the plot
Aaron Turner
And it's the same art style, just they clearly look older.
And there's still comedy, it's just that most of it is darker than in the original show.
Carter Mitchell
I'd switch Sarah with Nazz. And instead make it Kevin she ran off with
Isaac Kelly
WHERE DID ALL THE LOVE GOOO, YEAH?
EDBOII...
Thomas Foster
>Kevin peaked in high school, got rejected in the big football leagues and is stuck working in a shoe shop
Is he married to a lazy redhead and has two kids, a lonely pervert and a slutty retard?
Christopher Lopez
>I'm not coming anymore
Well everything I want is just outside the door
>I'm not coming anymore
Got too many friends on the outside that don't include you
Grayson Cooper
>dating a plump young women
>implying it's not Panda
Jeremiah Campbell
The Eds have already been explained >Rolf works for his family
>Sarah becomes a librarian
>Jimmy becomes a secretary in an office
>Kevin either becomes an amateur football player or his dad hooks him up with a job at the Jawbreaker factory
>Nazz can't find work due to poor grades and marries one of the kids to get by
>Johnny becomes an animator or comic book artist, feel like he would create stories
>Kankers trick simple-minded men for their money
Colton Ward
meh
Jayden Torres
>Al Bundy was Kevin
Its perfect.
Thomas Gutierrez
>Ed becomes a movie director, founding their universe's version of Troma and an advocate for independent film
>Edd becomes a psychologist after realizing that the only way to help people like his friends would be to get the knowledge to do so, he is unfortunately unable to practice due to their being way too many psychologists
>Eddy becomes a drifter and a mooch, moving from couch to couch, refusing to get work and has been in arrested for stealing from his roommates
>Kevin becomes an owner of a bike shop in Peach Creek, his sports dreams failing
>Nazz is a stay at home mom and married to Kevin, they have 2 kids
>Sarah is an annoying third-wave feminist who is prominent for having a blue checkmark on twitter and complaining daily about republicans
>Jimmy is gay and has become a sex pest, working as a stripper in a gay bar
> Johnny's condition got worse as he got older. Due to an unfortunate woodchipper accident where he lost Plank, he became mentally destroyed, he is currently committed in a mental hospital
>Rolf went back to his homeland after the communist regime fell and is now an Ambassador for the US in his country
Now here's the thing, everyone is doing the Kankers as a collective like they're a fucking hivemind. I'm not doing that here
>Lee Kanker becomes a con artist, going on the run from the law for years until being caught in her late 20s, she now works for the government to help then catch other con artists
>May Kanker still lives in the trailer she grew up in, having gotten it when her mom passed. She lives off of welfare and has had no contact with her sisters in years
>Marie Kanker leaves as soon as she turns 18 and enters the porn industry, Her always been told she was the best looking of the Kankers made her felt like it was the best option. She currently works in mostly bondage and femdom
Luke Garcia
Eddy owning an amusement park makes sense it gives him free reign to be loud, push his workers around and screw customers out of money.
Ed as a CEO is one of those "Chauncey Gardner" gags
Kevin Johnson
good taste user, good taste;