You find the Omnitrix. What do you do?
You find the Omnitrix. What do you do?
Sell it.
Commit a lot of crime.
Fug alien bitches
Jack off to alien incest with it.
Wrap it around my dick, turn the dial to Way Big, and slap it.
Probably stop crime and stuff, it gets pretty bad where I live
Fuck Aliens
become Hancock-esque
Jerk off a bunch of girls as Four Arms
Sell it.
I want to be fabulous & spectacular as Majima.
What with all the forced ben 10 threads lately?
Don’t you get tired of posting the same thing in every Ben 10 thread?
What are you talking about, it's literally the first time I say this.
Obviously I'm not the only one noticing it.
I guess the threads got some people rewatching the show, and they made threads because of that. Kinda like a domino effect
To expand on this, I’d use Alien X to remake the universe the way I want it to be (and I have all the time in the world to convince the other two personalities.
>LOL WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT CARTOONS? WHY? XD
>IM A NEWFAG LOOK AT ME
How exactly would you change it?
>Turn into XLR8 and clean my house till it shines.
>Turn into Grey Matter or Brainstorm and write myself some guides for my projects and ace my college courses
>Turn into upgrade to fix up all my tech, and put GETS on all my posts
>Fap as Heatblast
>Use Jury Rigg at my local junkyard and shitpost on /diy/
Use it for its original purpose and transform once a day. y'know, to see what its like.
Fuck you this got an audible hearty laugh out a me and my roommates think I'm a madman again
Slapping too hard causes malfunctions. You’d end up getting Nanomech
Currently watching the original series after like a decade, i honestly thought it would be a lot worse its actually as good as i remember. Alien designs are also great, i forgot how much i liked stinkfly, ripjaw and heatblast. Should i watch it past the os? Never watched anything past the original series before other than a few random episodes of alien force.
Make a very detailed journal documenting each aliens’ penis.
It's my dick, it's seen worse wear.
Get drunk and turn into Humungousaur in order to cause public nuisance, like any responsible adult would do.
Most people would recommend Omniverse as do I, AF was pretty good until season 3 and personally, I pretend UA never happened
>Turn into Greymatter and super up my computer
>Fap as all the available Aliens just to see what it feels like
>Use Greymatter again to make robots capable of Transforming into various female aliens and connect them to the Omnitrix so it can provide genetic templates
>Fuck Transforming Alien Robot Ladies
I liked some stuff about UA. There was that arc about Vilgax pretending to be an elder God.
I liked lots of UA concepts, but I just wish they hadn’t shit the bed on literally all of them.
>Let’s make the forever knights relavent again!
Lol JK they all died
>Let’s have Julie do something interesting, like join a cult!
Lol JK she’s done with it by the end of one episode and Ben is always right
>Let’s have Ben’s evil twin be a hyper intelligent alien!
Lol JK, he’s actually insane and will totally just blame Ben every time his plan is foiled, even though he literally just heard his business partner tell him why he sabotaged the operation
I was not a fan of the ending. Making Ben go all crazy with power for two minutes after Vilgax says a few words seemed both stupid and unnecessary
>Turn into waybig and hang out in a foggy part of the ocean
I want there to be legends about some giant man that aids lost ships
Take pics of my alien dicks and send them to my gf.
Eh, I was kind of ambivalent about that.
On the one hand, I liked the contrast between Ben and Old George, and it sort of felt like they were trying to portray Ben choosing the “right” path, the path that George had forsaken. But given that all prior exposure to Old George had him as mostly hands off, it sort of felt flat. George didn’t feel like the sort of god-emperor that Vilgax was trying to convince Ben to be. George felt more like a no-nonsense soldier who really just wanted to keep his home safe from interlopers, and was fucking done with the assholes who had taken his oath of “keep this planet safe” and twisted it into “kill all aliens”. He didn’t hate aliens. He just wanted them to GTFO of earth.
All the interesting concepts lasted one episode, and the boring stuff kept showing up. Like that fucking girl made out of nanobots from the live action movie showed up twice trying to fuck Ben.
>Turn into XLR8
>Proceed to commit the fastest fap Times Square has ever seen in broad daylight.
turn into Four Arms and jack off my four new penises
Porn
I thought 4Arms only had two dongs.
Two pairs of eyes, two pairs of arms, two penises
Right? They could have absolutely replaced one of Elena’s episodes with another episode featuring Eunice. At least Eunice had an interesting job - I would have killed to see her going on a mission solo, or at least facing off against a villain as an equal.
Get rid of things I dislike. Specifically capeshit stuff, rap music, and feminism.
You know what Kid Miracleman did to London? That's what I do, but in Middle-East countries.
What a dweeb
You could never sell it for it's real price. All you would get is a few million, a billion at most. The true value of the Omnitrix would easily surpass the entire economic output of the entire world for several millennia.
Something that's puzzled me about Gray Matter:
>ben can't figure out thing because not smart enough
>become the chad brain alien
>figure thing out
Now in the show I don't think I've ever seen him wait to turn back into Ben before actually doing the thing, but if he waited, would Ben the brainlet actually remember/understand how to fix the problem?
More importantly, as soon as you tried to sell it, you’d have fuckers like Sunder and Vilgax threatening to chop off your dick and blowing up your family in an attempt to steal it from you.
He would remember the gist, but not the actual steps or how to do it. It’d be like “all I have to do is plug the... hoozy whatsit... into the... something?”
try to unlock the master control or blow up the universe trying
It would probably depend on how complex the problem and solution are.
If Greymatter had to figure out that the the Blue Wire is the right one to cut to save the day and not get vaporized, Ben could probably remember “hey, I gotta cut the blue wire”.
But if he instead had to remember how to re-wire the entire doomsday device, Ben would be totally fucked. He doesn’t have that natural affinity like Grey Matter does
Think of his brain as a computer. When he turns into Gray Matter it gets overclocked and has more RAM allocated to it. This allows him to perform calculations he would never be able to do as a human. Once he turns back his brain clocks back down to normal and doesn't have as much space now. He could still "remember" what he did but wouldn't have the processing power to perform it as a human.
Just do what Ken did and use Gray Matter to unlock it.
Why would you sell it? It literally would give you the ability to do whatever you want.
you know.. for important stuff
I just finished AF and the original series
I hate UA and I want to skip it but is it a requirement for Omniverse?
Nah, just read a summary of it in the wiki, some plot points are used but for the most part it goes back to its OS roots.
Certain characters are introduced and some things are referenced later in OV.
The whole Sir George stuff really isn’t, and the all the Aggregor Arc really does is only explain where Ben got the Andromeda aliens. Ben’s secret identity is revealed, that’s about it
If we’re being honest, the only things you need to know from Ultimate Alien going into Omniverse is that Albedo is stuck in a copy of Ben’s body, and that RATH IS FUCKING AWESOME YOU ANONYMOUSLY POSTING HUMAN ON A KOREAN BASKET WEAVING SITE
But all of that happened in Alien Force m8
Find a place to train so I can master it as quickly as possible. That watch is a villain magnet and now that it's attached to me, they'll all be coming for me and mine.
Well, It did introduce Ma Vreedle, plus it sets up Albedo’s new Ultimatrix in OV
choose 10 aliens from any Ben 10 series
>Clockwork
>Big Chill
>Rath
>Ditto
>Lodestar
>Brainstorm
>Gravattack
>Waybig
>Cannonbolt
>Grey Matter
It’s only detectable when in use, though. You using it to train would lead to people knowing where you are.
>Snare-oh
>XLR8
>Upgrade
>Heatblast
>Echo Echo
>Cannonbolt
>Water Hazard
>Pesky Dust
>Four Arms
>Feedback
I’m a power level fag, so
>Clockwork
>Atomix
>Gravattack
>Lodestar
>Feedback
>Pesky Dust
>Gutrot
>Jetray
>Four Arms
>Alien X
have sex with my hot cousin
Why do people really hate UA? It's the exact same as AF.
for starr, ben became a 10 year old in a teenage body
whos smarter, Brainstorm or Grey Matter?
When it comes to combat, Brainstorm goes all RDJ Sherlock Holmes, in other areas, I’d say Grey Matter has the advantage
It was confirmed Grey matters species was smarter then Brainstorms.
>Even the dumbest Galvan is smarter then the smartest Cerebrocrustacean
That word will never not make me laugh.
I wouldnt pick the guy who expose his btain in battle
Ah. Thank you for pointing that out. So as long as I'm not a dumbass I should be fine.
Doesn’t Water Hazard fill Ripjaws’ role better?
they both really strong, but Ripjaws is bad on land and I dont think Wather Hazard is nearly as fast as Ripjaws in the water.
I hate UA because there is no character progression, Ben is still a retard and none of the arcs are interesting, its the worst parts of AF but stretched into a series
AF S1 and S2 were okay, S3 introduces rath so I give it a pass even if it gave us the retarded Ben
And now got one of those things
Would probably put some wd-40 on it, the thing always looks like it's hard to turn.
That might mess it up, a ten year old boy could do it, it’s not that hard
>Ghostfreak
>Frankenstrike
>Snare-Oh
>Blitzwolfer
>Whampire
>Toepick
>Jury Rigg
>Swampfire
>Big Chill
>Gutrot
Just call me Monster Mash.
Good taste in aliens. No Atomix but still pretty based choices.
Im just saying it feels like it's got some drag ya know, I put a little wd-40 in there and loosen it up a bit to make it easier on me.
How weak can you be that you whine over something that a ten year old does easily?
Yeah but he does it every fucking day, im saying to begin with what's wrong with a little wd-40.
He did it pretty easily on the first episode, Just kinda makes ya sound wimpy
Look I owned it when I was 8, I know how it feels, and if it has even an once of the same quality that one had, then it needs some wd-40.
>Ywn go Grey Matter and sniff Gwen's soles while she sleeps
Are you somehow weaker than you were when you were 8?
Upgrade
Grey Matter
XLR8
Diamondhead
Four Arms
Heatblast
Big Chill
Feedback
Rath
Atomix
I'm a sucker for the original series aliens.
I find Gwen. And then I fuck her.
Hard Mode:
>Randomly choose 2 from your list and swap them for something else
Uh, Four Arms and Snare-oh for Rath and Wildvine I guess
You dummy, Gwen isnt real
Yes.
>Use ill-gotten gains from alien shenanigans to buy realistic doll
>dress it up as Gwen
???
>profit
if I had to, then it would be Big Chill and Ditto for Gray Matter and Crashhopper
That is sad on a cracker
Alien X and Upgrade for Nanomech and Way Big
I'd drop Rath and Atomix for EchoEcho and Pesky Dust.
Enslave all of you
Film it and sell it, brudda
Is use it to become king of Earth, and lead humanity into being a Level 3 civilization.
I shall become the god king of humanity.
What level are we now?
Honestly, I would do some pretty mundane shit if I had it.
Things that would probably make my quality of life better but not enough that I would want to attract attention.
Glad to see Gax get some love
That’s mean. :(
thats dumb, what you need to do is save 5000 or so people in a small island and genocide the rest, you save yourself the trouble of watching 7 billion people and you can teach the survivors to worship you as an immortal god, or you could appear to them only in alien form so you could mingle with them in your human form; thats what I would do
We aren’t even a level one civilization. We are a 0.7 level civilization.
Ugh, being a god king sounds like way too much work
fuck my cousin.
I no joke immediately start starring in alien themed porno
if I can use Greymatter... find a way to make the device untraceable. Fuck dealing with the likes of Vilgax and Inspector 13, I don't need that bullshit.
Also Jack off as all available forms, just to try it out.
You should use Ditto. That’d be fun
why the fuck does everyone either want to jack off or fuck gwen
Well, it’ll be a bit hard to find men or women willing to fuck a giant alien
They have no hunger for wealth or power, only Gwen.
Jack it in 10,000 different ways.
1.Remove all human-life and rent all of Earth
2.Become a NEET
Turn into an alien
Actually a pretty well balanced lineup
Go XLR8
Go fast.
That's literally all I want it for, just to go fast.
Maybe I'll go whatever alien I have at the time that can go fly in case I feel like flying, but mostly to go fast.
Because she’s pure sex incarnate.
Ghost freak so I can peak in women’s baths
The world needs more Benfire
Remember the episode where Benfire had travelled to the future and discovered she had a kid with Vilgax?
>Another 100 to 200 years until we become a level one race
That’s awfully optimistic.
>try to fuck my cousin/Gwen
>self-inserting this hard
I knew you were pathetic Yea Forums, but this is beyond the lower end for you.
It'd be YOU finding the Omnitrix, not taking Ben's place so you can have Gwen as your cousin, you fools.
I like my monster line up but if I really had to choose I guess I'll have to trade Blitzwolfer and Jury Rigg for XLR8 and Upgrade.
Actually now that I think about it, keep Jury Rigg and trade Whampire for Jetray. I like Jury Rigg too much to give him away, even if Upgrade is arguably more powerful alternative.
>Ghost freak so I can peak in women’s baths
You're a true genuine bona fide hero.
How much?
>Become Way Big
>Fuck shit up on Earth
>Become Jetray and fly to the nearest habitable planet
>Come back to Earth every now and then to let off some steam
The only good thing after the OS was Alien Force and the first season of Ultimate Alien, The rest suck balls, Omniverse was absolute trash which messed up the entire continuity, It should've just been another story separate from the original one like animated
Would aliens track me down because i have the omnitrix or could i live a quiet life screwing around with my alien forms?
If the later then i would turn into grey matter and invent some shit that makes me millonaire, just make my life easier by using my aliens forms.
maybe pass time as grey matter trying to figure out how to unlock the omnitrix's full database.
If aliens start fucking around with earth to get to me then i guess i'll have to an hero and protect earth, might be fun, i mean, if Ben could do it when he was 10 i guess a 25 years old dude can do it too.
Realistically you'd just get sniped. Your best bet is too hack into master control and stay in alien form
The Omnitrix's got me thinking.
If every Alien has a super power, what is the super power of humans?
The answer must be shitposting
Legalise lolicon again
Good tastes.
What all does it have? All the aliens from all the shows, ultimate modes, is there a time limit, are species from other media in there too like Xenomorphs and Wookies?
Have we seen any part aliens that weren't part human? Because Gwen is part whatever, Kevin is part Osmosis Jones, there were some other kids that were part alien.
If there aren't mixed species examples other than part humans (and the ironically xenophobic until modified and convinced they aren't worthless because of it Highbreed) then maybe their power is being really compatible with alien DNA allowing hybrids to exist.
boning all the other aliens
The general consensus is that our “ability” is being able to mix with other species, but it’s important to remember that there are millions of alien species out there and we might not /have/ any special powers.
I’m pretty sure the whole reason they introduced Rook and the Revonaghanders was to show that there are aliens that are just normal on a human level, but that it didn’t make them useless.
The Omnitrix has a failsafe though
use it in very normy ways like using xlr8 to get to school and not have to take the bus.
Wait what failsafe? I'm still rewatching it
See, when Big was caught up in the explosion of a Big Bang (long story) while he was human, The Omnitrix turned him to Feedback who was able to absorb the blast
Ben* For the the first “Big”
Nigga you fuckin up
go on an alien rape rampage
can't prove it was you and cops won't belive "Some big red 4 armed 4 dicked alien fucked me and stole my eggs!"
sounds like a childish asspull tho
That’s because it was. They should have just said it was because Ben was too hard headed to die or some shit like that
How is an alien device having a perfectly reasonable failsafe more childish than “he was too stubborn to let it happen”
Because it meant that Ben was never in any danger in the first place, and Azmuth was just a douche for letting him think that he was. Having an anti-death “failsafe” takes away all of Ben’s agency too. He now knows he never needs to worry about his own life, and really never had to because nothing truly bad could ever happen to him.
when was this, af or Omniverse? cause that shit sounds stupid as fuck, also you're right
Achieve peak hedonism and maybe commit some minor crimes here and there (petty thief, vandalism and play pranks on people) and do some light hero work.
Also try to give human-like intelligence to some animals/fungi and let it loose just for shits and giggles.
>Upgrade
>Snare-oh
>NRG
>Grey Matter
>Heatblast
>Rip Jaws
>XLR8
>Ditto
>Ghostfreak
>This angry potato frog
Omniverse, good times
Transform into a virus.
Humans haven’t evolved to the point they have powers yet (humans aren’t even supposed to have spaceships, and shouldn’t be able to explore the stars for another 500 years).
Kevin and Morningstar are both human mutants, and share similar powers (energy absorption and getting stronger the more energy they absorb) so humans will likely evolve into combination of the two types.
I’m actually really liking the fan-theory that humans and osmosians started out as the same species, but that some morally unscrupulous aliens pulled all the powered mutants and put them on planet Osmos, and leaving humans behind. The genes for osmosians/mutants were still on earth, and so you wind up with natural mutants like Kevin and Michael, but every being born on Osmos would have powers.
I think Osmosians were retconned in OV along with the Plumbers’ kids
The plumbers kids were retconned out of being human/alien lovebaby mixes and instead became human alien hybrid lab rats created by scientists using Kevin’s absorbing powers. Max goes on a whole rant making wild accusations, including one about Osmos never existing, but given that Servantis makes the big bucks by fucking with peoples minds, I don’t know how much I believe this, when they made a mention of Aggregor at a different point in OV. Why mention him at all of Osmosians don’t really exist anymore?
turn into a hot girl
That would have been the OV finale. As much as I liked OV, the finale felt really off to me, and that obnoxious throwaway line about the failsafe was just a small part of it
This plus is cut the worlds population down dramatically. And I’d become the worlds new Genghis Khan.
One of the many reasons I choose to ignore Omniverse
That picture right there in addition to the George storyline is why I ignore UA
>get the DNA of a girl I like
>transform as her
>finger till dawn
>Alien Force didn't mess up the entire continuity
AFfags
How much you got
Being cute baby faces, ingenuitive, and making hybrids (in some continueties).
First thing I would do is going to the moon and building a fortress there with all of the necessary facilities. Repeat that on every planet and moon in our solar system making a super fortress on the sun's orbit. Afterwards I would make a bunch of untraceable satellites to clean any space trash, eliminate meteorites and monitor the world for any threats. I would then proceed to act as a typical reasonable superhero, while encouraging progress. All of this would be obviously done in some kind of disguise
Neat goals dawg
Before it got retconned, humans had the power to fuck other aliens and make viable offspring
I think I read somewhere that the species from earth would have been a Dolphin.
I'd sell it for 20 mil without thinking twice. With that kind of money you could easily live your whole life without having to lift a finger, provided you're not a complete retard.
Burn 5-10 mil on getting settled (house, etc.) and getting partying and similar nonsense out of your system, then invest the rest.
Jack off and see what it looks like and how it feels, maybe what it tastes like, then go innawoods and scare /k/nons by turning into some kind of goofy skinwalker ayylmao
Why would he turn into a girl tamaranean when there are male tamaraneans?
inb4
>sweat
>/k/nons
Go back to whatever shithole you came from, or lurk more.
give me a break, I've been drinking, /k/ommandos yada yada yada
Depending of course who you sell it to, you could end up selling it to the next dictator of the world, or someone who kills you to keep the Omnitrix a secret
Why bother selling it when you could just as easily use your forms to make money? Shit, grey matter alone could make you the worlds first trillionaire in a few years (assuming you’re smart enough to stretch out the times between revealing his inventions), and then you’d still have it as a backup.
>Why would he turn into a girl tamaranean when there are male tamaraneans?
Because Yea Forums denizens are retards who only think with their dicks
it's the same reason Omniverse is popular, they only care about the harem of females Ben had
I sell it.
I don´t want to deal with Ben´s annoying villains. I have way too much shit to do to have lunatics chasing me because of a damn clock.
>dictator
Not really fuzzed about that. Chances are you'd end up on his good side anyway, being the guy that fasilitated the takeover and all.
As for keeping it secret, that could be fixed by selling it publicly. Put it on ebay or something. Ideally, you'd demonstrate to the world that it works first but.... you know.
But that would require continued work on my part. Which part of "without lifting a finger" didn't you get?
If you're not a complete spendrift that thinks you absolutely need 7 goldplated jets and 5 private islands littered with giant Easter Island style dick statues made of solid gold, then a modest amount of millions is all you'll ever need to live comfortably.
>hating on attea
Philistine. Other than that, you're probably right.
Prove it wouldn’t.
evade my taxes
Considering all the other transformations turns him into a male version of the alien, I'd say the burden of proof is on your end.
I'm assuming you're replying to the tamaranean part but are too new to know how quoting works.
Didn't he get pregnant as Big Chill? Are those asexual, or was the explanation that the dna sample was from a female?
And is there a clear reason to assume that you can't mess around with the settings to change sex?
Asexual, considering he didn’t have sex as Big Chill. As far as we know
Find the form of an alien that has a thirty-minute orgasm, like a pig, and jack off.
fuck bitches
We don’t know if all aliens have the same gender analogies as humans do, but we can assume that the ones that have “male” and “female” are easy and you just get turned into whatever you are.
Asexual/monogendered ones like Big Chill are also easy - you get what you get and you don’t get upset if you accidentally shit out two dozen alien babies.
What gets really confusing is the cases where it takes more than one partner to make a baby, or if an individual changes sex as it ages or in response to environmental issues like clownfish
I want Attea to eat my ass
Two planets .
This.
Most realistic outcome.
Literally this and nothing else.
Mass genocide.
The world is vastly overpopulated, and needs a curling of its population. Anyone darker than the Italians is getting killed.
>permanently attached to your body, can never take it off
>turns you into freakish aliens
no thanks
Bet you want an Ultimatrix, eh Thanos.
Pussy.
Nerd
>Why would he turn into a girl tamaranean when there are male tamaraneans?
fetish reasons
Well according to the wiki, humans are very adaptive and can adapt to nearly any environment, including some alien ones which is why Ben and the other human characters can just walk on alien planets like it's Earth.
Human DNA in Ben 10 is so adaptable to the point that they can adapt to any other kind of DNA that it's spliced with, resulting in all kinds of hybrids like The Plumber Kids, The Rooters etc.
Where those two humans? I thought they were aliens.
I never understood why humans are always portrayed as weak, useless, etc in sci-fi.
We exist in the first 0.000000001 percent of the universes life time. If anything, we should be portrayed as the species who was here first and the most advanced.
Drain the Swamp.
Osmosians were retconned in Omniverse. Kevin is just a meta-human. It's a bit of a clusterfuck but basically Osmosians were made up by Servantis as part of a conspiracy to keep people off his trail and Agreggor and Ragnorok were in on it. And Kevin's father being a plumber and Max's partner were just false memories that Servantis implanted into Max so that he would look after Kevin until Servantis was ready to take over the Plumbers.
Those types of stories are always such humanwanking, how we triumph and we’re better than everyone. So boring, I wanna read about speedster dinos and aliens that can absorb Big Bangs
too easy user
next time post something that doesn't make me want to post swampfire porn where he's either jerking off or getting blown
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
So many holes to violate, so little time
Spend a month learning the ropes, then find ways to go around the city helping others while making my life somewhat easier.
>Will Smith with an Omnitrix
I’d watch it.
This.
Yeah, that was really fucking retarded.
Noble
I know, what kind of embarrassing shit is "Osmosian"?
Trying to retcon everyone as alien babies was so dog shit they backtracked on it by the third season of AF.
I thought that was OV
Give it to Gwen
Which omnitrix had the best design?
You don’t need to have an omnitrix for that, just become president.
I liked the OS AF and OV versions the best. Ultimatrix can burn
OS=OV>ultimatrix>AF
>Fuck Transforming Alien Robot Ladies
I wish we could user
It's not like some JoJo shit where stand users' lives are attracted to each other. An average person would probably be way more lucky hiding that shit than Ben with all his wacky space/alien family stuff.
Use alien X to get whatever I want.
You're a wise man.
Use it to go to a better universe. Ours sucks.