Imagine punching your wife

hehuhhehuhehuhheh YEAH

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John punched a girlfriend before Cynthia in the neck. She dropped him as a boyfriend but they stayed friends and wrote letters for a long time.

I tend to see John as someone who glommed onto pacifism trying to be a nicer, less violent person and not quite succeeding at it. It’d be interesting to see if he would have improved as a person if he had lived longer, but we ain’t ever going to know.

This thread is more cringey than Paul's solo career.

Someones a cuck.

Just like the cartoon. To change topic, who was your favorite girl? Mine was the Leprechaun.

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>That's a natural human thing to do though
People act very naturally in Liberia, I prefer a more "repressed" world. In fact I'd prefer adultery was still a criminal offence (mutually consensual cuckoldry is fine).

There was a Beatles cartoon. Therefore Yea Forums

Don't forget Yellow Submarine.

you don't know what a cuck is my incel friend.

Is it pretty universally agreed upon that Harrison was the best Beatle?

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Fuck you, John

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Ringo is obviously the best Beatle. Absolutely wholesome. George was eh.

>Go on, die and fuck me yourself. I'll be waiting in hell you wanker.

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>It isn't hard to do
It's pretty hard since I'd need a wife first

It's not savage to be adulterous, in fact most adults do it. It's simply in man's nature to do so because we are programmed to seek as many partners as we can. The onyl reason why monogamous marriages worked so well in odl times is that we didn't live long enough to get out of the honeymoon phase, and the phase lasted much longer because women weren't as spoiled as they are now. You'd get married young, get to work and die before you hit 42.

In the modern age, we live too long, and tell women they deserve only the best which means men have to work twice as hard to keep one. Then the media run by women and lesser men demonize us for doing things men are naturally inclined to do while affording women more leeway. You're not allowed to assert dominance over women, that's sexist, you can't flirt with other women once you're in a relationship that's adulterous, women are free to flirt in a relation ship though thinking otherwise makes you a bigot or a prude, the man should pay for everything while the woman does nothing but if you don't make enough she should be able to leave and take half of your stuff, if a woman oversteps the line you cannot do anything to her but you're a pussy for not shutting her down.

The world we live in was manufactured by weak men, and it's starting to destroy the fabric of our society because we're not being true to our genetic nature and we haven't evolved to the new one partner system. The best thing we could do is acknowledge how we're supposed to act, and work accordingly while being fair about it, but it's not gonna happen till the whole thing collapses.

dont try and push the blame for you total lack of morals on me mate

He through a gay man down a flight of stairs for being a fag once, so I don't think so.

>Last year my wife fucked up
>she said in despair that it would be ok for me to punch her.

Damn dude, what did she do that not only pissed you off but made her feel like it was warranted for her to be hit?

An honesty good in its own right movie

God you sound like an asshole.

>It's not savage to be adulterous
My gf and I cannot meet this week because she's too busy. So I'm going to a club this weekend to get some new pussy.

well, if he was, he would definitely have kept it hidden at the time, so it makes sense that he'd react like that, thinking of it as potentially outing him

John Lennon's always kind of pissed me off.

He has this massive cult of people that worship him as this icon of peace taken too soon, and he's a dirty wifebeater with a massive ego.

by definition everything a human has ever done is a 'natural human thing to do'

that doesn't make it acceptable

If the Beatles never existed, we'd never have had the Monkees.

Then we'd never have had their movie, "Head", nor the production studio's follow-up "Easy Rider" and an important piece of the New Hollywood era of filmmaking.

More importantly, we likely would not have ever had Mike Nesmith making enough money to throw his hat into the ring of film production, and thus we'd have not had "Repo Man".

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Fuck you John

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RIP Pete Tosk :(

>John
Wifebeater
>Ringo
Hack
>Paul
Died in the 70's

Yeah, pretty much

>she said in despair that it would be ok for me to punch her.
Are you sure she wasn't just trying to get kinky?

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I'll never forget having to watch a documentary about her in high school. She's so insanely pretentious. She did a piece where all she did was saw everything in a room in half. If I did something like that, they'd call me crazy and lock me up. But because she's some homely Japanese """artist""" she gets a pass. Fuck Yoko Ono for taking up three days of art class.

Woman is the n-word of the world! Think about it.

damn...

>what if the Beatles never existed!!!

fuck that I want an updated Beatles cartoon. I don't say modern because FUCK MODERN CARTOONS. Just reanimate old Beatles shorts and make them GOOD

Imagine no contusions
left by this hand
Imagine no battery charges
I wonder if you can

Ringo: also a wifebeater. He blames the alcohol.

Paul: A dick. The most gifted, but easily the biggest dick. Ghosted a girlfriend after she miscarried his baby.

George: Slut of the group. Slept with every woman ever, including Ringo’s first wife. Mediocre as hell except for the last two years of the group and his first solo album.

So how many black guys did she gang bang?

Punching your wife in the face is worse than Paul's solo career

my dad hit my mom in front of me from an early age now I get really sick or uneasy when I see domestic violence against women in media lol

Broke a promise and then tried to cover it up in a way that made her look stupid and made me feel like an idiot.
Also, to cover it up she took advantage of a medical problem I had back then. She's a great person but has an adiction.
At the end that fight was a good thing, made us see how much we needed profesional help.

Less painful than listening to Paul's solo career.

>trying this hard to justify yourself to people you will never meet

I can’t tell if this rant is /r9k/ or /pol/

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Woman, I can hardly express
My rage and anger
At your thoughtlessness
After all, I'll beat you till your dead
And woman I won't try to lessen
All those contusion, on your fucking head
For destroying all of my success

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>but has an adiction

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>maybe Yoko too
I think not, that gook made a cuck out of him by the time they started dating

My coworker told me today that his wife is divorcing him.

Don't let your dreams be dreams.

>Ringo
>hack
Cringe.

I've dealt with people with addictions before her, but it's never easy.

It was the mid 60s m8, not the 70s otherwise the whole theory with Sgt Pepper's falls to bits

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Here comes the fists (doo doo doo doo)
Here comes the fists, and I say
It's all right
Little darling, it's been long and cold with no beatings
Little darling, it feels like years since I have hit your face
Here comes the fists
Here comes the fists, and I say
It's all right
Little darling, the bruises returning to the faces
Little darling, it seems like years since I've smashed you to pieces
Here comes the fists
Here comes the fists, and I say
It's all right

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Eh women at least smell better than niggers

Those are some fab fours.

She wanted you to fuck her while beating the shit out of her, just fyi

nice

>best selling solo album of any Beatle
>formed a rock n' roll supergroup with Tom Petty and Jeff Lynne
>son's band name was a reference to The Prisoner rather than some gay, self-felating shit that immediately identifies a connection to The Beatles

Yeah, George seems like the right answer

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How about having one who's greatest hit wasn't a rip off?

Nope, just British.

>Everyone says Ringo is worst Beatle.
>Has made more Number 1 hits and more money than any other beatle.

>More number 1 hits
>Ringo Starr
????????????????????

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>more #1 hits
That would be paul.
Just bait

All the Beatles we're humongus assholes. And when I saw Ringo with his All Star Band he was the only one who didn't stay on stage to bow with the rest of the band like he didn't give a shit. Come the fuck on.

If it's any consolation, his killer cited this hypocrisy as the main reason he killed John.

There's a reason the original drummer for the Beatles left/kicked out of the group and never did music shit for the longest time

There's also the reason the other's always shat on Ringo, no one liked him

Being a Beatles drummer was a curse

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the xxxtentacion of the 1960s

fake news

underrated

>Quint 4s
5th Beatle confirmed

>John once physically attacked the Cavern Club's MC Bob Wooler - who was a close friend of the Beatles - when he jokingly suggested he had an intimate relationship with Brian Epstein. The musician was drunk at the time, and left him hospitalised with broken ribs - apparently only stopping the beating because he realised he was "actually going to kill him".

This is the first I'm hearing about Paul being a dick. What'd he do?

Credit to the Beatles, whether you like their music or think they're overrated, they definitely were some working class hardnuts who made it big

Cuuuuuuck cuck cuck cuck

No wonder he included that stupid line about "imagining there's no hell". Always hated that stupid song.

be more specific

the best Beatle is Pete Best

every time I see this image I wonder if Treasure Planet user is still with us

>imagine talking about peace when you once beat your son till he went deaf on one ear

say what

Bill “Bald Balls“ Burr is right, John Lennon didn't beat his wives enough.

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>3:51
>Chuck gets scared

I had minor surgery last year and had to be on medication that made me weak and sleepy for like two weeks, and as I said she's a good person and I even believe some people can do drugs responsibly, but when you can't be responsible you should not do them.
She should not do drugs, let's just put it like that.
I know my sister in law is always holding and I told my wife back then that while she was kicking the habit she should avoid even her own sister, and she agreed, and for a while she did avoid temptation, right until I started sleeping 15 hours a day. Then she took advantage of the fact that I was sick and weak to bring her own sister to our house and get high. She thought I wouldn't notice at all because I would be either sleeping or too sleepy and drowsy, but I did notice and then she came up with the worst excuses.

But as I said that ended up being a good thing, it forced us to really talk after that huge fight.
Not that I haven't fucked up but I haven't fucked up like that, and she knew it was all her fault so she said that I could hit her if I wanted to, crying pathetically, even held both my hands and brought them close to her face. In the past, during similar fights, she also has slapped herself.
When she's feeling guilt and shame she really thinks she deserves that. Every time she has slapped herself I have restrained her, I can't look at something like that, so of course I would never hit her.

But we're okay now, we're seeing someone and manage it. Last night we went out and she even made a joke about her own addiction, which is a good sign.

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She hammed it up for sympathy. You're a sucker.

>She hammed it up for sympathy
Not at all, it was intense and sincere.

>imagine singing about a world with no possessions on a piano that costs more than most peoples houses at the time
But in the song he even says that she hard to imagine

Spoken like a true sap. She's probably still getting doped outta her gourd whenever you're not around. Drop her and let her rot.

You’re trying to justify cheating but you’re on Yea Forums so obviously you aren’t the one getting laid

John was a deeply troubled man from what seemed to be a deeply troubled home life, who was catapulted into huge wealth at a young age, and spent most of his early adult life touring and pumping out music. He was flawed, sure, that's an important fact, but I don't think that diminishes his art to any substantial degree.

Man, here I was hoping that this was just gonna be a Beatoon thread

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I only came into this thread to make sure this exchange was posted, thanks guys.

Going to be real honest, you have to be extremely vigilant when your partner invites you to respond physically just because they feel guilty about something. You probably know that already but I want to make it absolutely clear that there's a larger demon than just her addiction. I'm not going to ask about her personal life and it's probably better that we don't go into it, but please make sure that she's being supported and helped through whatever underlying problems she has as well.

I'm only saying this because I was that kind of person when I was younger. I'm still pretty fucked up and trying to claw my way back up to a stable life, but I also wish someone looked at me deeper than just my problems back then. Genuinely wishing you and your wife the best.

I think the Beatles just being bad is what really diminishes the music.

he's really mean to kids though.
Which is funny because he's be cast in so much children's media.

>Then again my wife isn't Yoko Ono. You think JL didn't have a reason?
I’m a bad person for laughing at this

>she said in despair that it would be ok for me to punch her.
mfw, women and their fetishes.

The line is "Imagine there's no heaven" quite the opposite.

Oh no.
Oh dear.

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>held both my hands and brought them close to her face
>slaps herself regularly

This is fucking embarrassing, did your wife come out of a Spanish soap opera?
Nobody actually acts like this.

Woman is the nigger of the world
Yes she is, think about it
Woman is the nigger of the world
Think about it, do something about it
We make her paint her face and dance
If she won't be aslave, we say that she don't love us
If she's real, we say she's trying to be a man
While putting her down we pretend that she is above us
Woman is the nigger of the world, yes she is
If you don't believe me take a look to the one you're with
Woman is the slave to the slaves
Ah yeah, better scream about it
We make her bear and raise our children
And then we leave her flat for being a fat old mother hen
We tell her home is the only place she should be
Then we complain that she's too unworldly to be our friend
Woman is the nigger of the world, yes she is
If you don't believe me take a look to the one you're with
Oh woman is the slave to the slaves
Yeah, alright

Funnier than any parody.

Reminds me of that parody song which was verbatim lifted from the interview he did in The Rolling Stone