Male live action heroes: tall, buff, hot or cute

It's called the Double Standard, OP. Eye candy for men is an offensive and problematic male power fantasy, but eye candy for women is [redacted] and [redacted] so just learn to deal with it you rapist pig.

Because women are put to a different standard than men, that is to say an easier standard.

If you can name one way that men have life easier that doesn't revolve around childbirth or menstruation I'll eat my hat.

>Resting bitch face, no curves, just all around boring and unattractive
You would still fuck her if she proposed.

I think she only has one daily meal

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That is actually scary if true.

>another incel carolhate thread

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hi laddernigger

Imagine the miscast

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Sure, but I won't be thrilled about it. I'll fuck her and cum on her face, but mostly just to degrade her and get my rocks off.

>have some interest in seeing Captain Marvel
>have to deal with endless complaining about the movie or Brie Larson for the next years to come

Some of you are more annoying complaint about the fucking movie than Marvels big push for Captain Marvel

If you don’t want to see the fucking movie, then don’t see it. The people bitching and complaining seem to care more about this movie than the actual people who want to see it.

WARNING: SUPER SRS POST INCOMING

Basically, it's because that superheroes are meant to be idolized by youthful boys & girls. And unfortunately, while the large muscles of male superheroes can be trained into by anyone who idolizes them, sexy, female curves cannot be trained into by anyone that doesn't already have them. Therefore, curves are deemed less important for superheroes.

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Alita is a qt

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>The people bitching and complaining seem to care more about this movie than the actual people who want to see it.
This right here. They've drown all possible earnest interest in the movie to the point that you gotta wonder if they've already bought tickets to the premiere and will be at the cinema bitching throughout the entire thing.
inb4
>"well I want to express my opinion, freeze peach!"

>female curves cannot be trained into by anyone that doesn't already have them
It's called going to the gym and eating well.

It's funny how she tries to be a woke feminist yet it is very clear that she is too spoiled and stupid to actually know what she's saying.

That's not true. Men are dependable of their bone structure. Flat women can insert implants any time.

same

>unfortunately

Man maybe if guys didn't spend so much time thinking seeing skin was the only thing that made something sexy we wouldn't be here.

>incel detected.

>any women can get curves if they eat healthy and excercize

You clearly have not seen the different types of women bodies other than “porn star”

Not all women can just get curves you colossal regard

We don't exist to turn you on, now fuck off so I can shlick to jason momoa. Mmmm, now that's a hot man.

Ain't that the tea, baby!

Because we live in an era of toxic masculinity that needs to be rectified.

Take the 3rd party pill

Necrophile says what?

Women are expected to have significantly higher self grooming standards than men. But i cant think of anything else.

Women are wonderful effect. Look it up.

Humans are hardwired to mindlessly defend women against all real or perceived physical & verbal abuse.

As far as the sexual stuff goes. It’s a matter of nature. Men are easily sexually aroused by most women with a simple look at her goodies. Women don’t instantly go into “must breed” mode by looking at a man’s body.

Wait why are they mean to her?
I don't understand Marvel comics, half the time people are just mean to each other for no reason. Is it a New York thing?

>It was the RUSSIANS!
>It was the ALT-RIGHT!
>It was the RACISTS!
>It was WHITE MEN!
>It was MISOGYNISTS!
>It was INCELS!
>It was ANGRY NERDS!
>It was TRUMP SUPPORTERS!
>It was PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE CHANGE!
>It was /POL/!
>It was Yea Forums!
>It was Yea Forums!
>It was REDDIT!
>It was YOUTUBERS!
>It was FOOTFAGS!
>It was WEEABOOS!
>It was DC FANBOYS!
>It was BOOMERS!
>It was MILLENNIALS!
>It was ZOOMERS!
>It was DISNEY HATERS!
>It was CAROL HATERS!
>It was MINERVA HATERS!
>"It emphasizes muh diversity/inclusiveness/feminist quota!"
>"It makes some people uncomfortable. GOOD!"
>"It is expected to not make much money anyway!"
>"It is gonna do very well, just you wait and see Yea Forums!"
>"These RT scores are terrorism!"
This is the most damage controlled Marvel movie I've seen since Black Panther. The Disney shills are in desperation mode, and it's hilarious what lengths they'll go to. I haven't seen this much shilling since Hillary's failed campaign.
No amount of self-reassurance will EVER "fix" this movie. It is a complete abomination, and the defenders know that deep down in their hearts.
Disney's MCU was made to pander to SJWs, and it is this very pandering that will ultimately destroy the franchise at some point in the near future. Deal with it.

What damage control does anyone need for Black Panther? It was a global success. You trolling?

Wear implants.

That gets you healthy, but it doesn't give you curves.

There are a lot more to curves than breasts.

Don't assume such ignorant shit. You don't know me or any of these other Anons.

Your tears are delicious.

Gamora and Widow are hot, the fuck you on about?

>incel
t. discord tranny

It's rooted in mentality. A man may see someone physically superior to him and will usually either ignore it or use it as motivation to get better; a woman will see someone physically superior and may do the same thing but she may also just as likely demand the bar be lowered to make herself the ideal and the superior individual the outlier because fuck improving.

>freeze peach
Confirmed for smoothbrain

>The people bitching and complaining seem to care more about this movie than the actual people who want to see it.
People actually care about Endgame, and how this bitch is going to ruin it.

>fuck improving.
Television and movies in general have been more slanted towards less attractive males getting more attractive females. That's Adam Sandler and Vince Vaughn's entire career and every cartoon family show.

The idea is usually to pair the bombshell with the funny dumb guy. Not quite sure what the appeal is in movies but in cartoons they usually act as eachother's foil even if the concept is tired.

Cartoons are full of fat and ugly males. Lots of body positivity. Fuck improving, right?

Ah yes let’s continue to perpetuate impossible body image standards

The butts of jokes or the funny guy. Nothing to be admired or aspired to.

>impossible
Only if you're a poorfag pleb lmao

>how this bitch is going to ruin it.

According to who? Just because Feige says she’s the “most powerful” does not mean she’s just going to show up, punch Thanos, and then the movie ends.

Don’t get so worked up over something you haven’t even seen happen or don’t know is going to happen. You can’t just assume the worst about everything unless you want to be an unsufferable cynic .

The butts of jokes but also the well liked protagonist like Homer. Or the cool geek like Kevin Smith. Or whatever John C. Reilly is. Everyone wants to grow up to be John Goodman.

Honeymooners trope. Its just been copied to death. I think the flintstones copied it first.

Because cowards

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Yea that may be true, but find me one person on this planet that wants to marry Roseanne?

What about Mantis and Nebula?

Again though he's an actual brainlet who has a foil in his smarter wife Marge. He's the goofy fat guy that occasionally does wholesome shit but is mostly there for yucks. No one ever tells you that it's okay to physically be like Homer.

>man squatting over a plate saying "how do you know it's going to be shit it's not even out yet".mov
If that's not what was going to happen, they wouldn't have bothered with this clusterfuck of a film, pushing a character that nobody has ever liked.

Swole. That would be swole.

she looked like gal gadot, 5 years ago

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I would have banged her 10 years ago

Even without the Carl edit, what the Hell is going in with She-Hulk?

It's not okay to be anything like Homer.
He is an impulsive, violent, stupid, uneducated, lazy, fat, alcoholic nitwit.
There was an entire episode about a man being perplexed how such a terrible person can succeed in life.

Its great. The way people on the internet can sabotage blockbuster movie premiers years in the making just by shitpost.
Shitpost is power.

That curves are not allowed anymore

Let's be real.
A guy just needs to be masculine to be attractive.

Dude, Rocketbeans have somehow shitposted an animation series with actual voice actors together.
Look up Fast Heroes Sixty.

And he's still the cooler more well liked person and his critic was an uptight nerd no one liked. He died and no one cared.

Homer getting Marge says it's okay. Him keeping her says it's okay.

Prince would disagree with that statement.

>That's Adam Sandler and Vince Vaughn's entire career and every cartoon family show.
Those are like once in a blue moon

Yeah, because Homer has massive plot armor to survive his reckless exploits.
No real human could survive half the shit he does every episode.

If you actually look at their accomplishments Marge is the one that traded up. Homer's consistently been shown to be an accomplished musician and physically capable when he wants to be despite the gut, and his heart is in the right place even if his brain sometimes isn't.

Except it literally doesn't because it's just following a trope that's been around longer than most board users.

Ever heard the old adage “Men DO, women ARE”? A woman’s purpose in life is to simply exist and sometimes get fucked.

Trying watching what women are like among themselves. They’re like automatons or something.

And then he turns around and harasses his wholesome neighbors who offer him nothing but good will and actually throttles his son for the slightest inconveniences. A wealth of potential good doesn't make up for a bank of tangible bad.

A man’s looks are nowhere near as important as a woman’s

In a group of women the prettiest has the most value and she knows it

In a group of men the most competent has the most value and he knows it

I’m scared people would think I’m gay if they knew I like meaty stronkfat girls

Fuck em, you have patrician taste. Act like it.

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It's an industry run by pedophiles, so they cast women who look like the kids they molest.

Shame they are mostly lesbians.
Forget about that childish fantasy, boy. Go for a short skinny one.

>short girls
I'm 5'7" user, I'd like my grandkids to have a chance.

They're already doomed because of your horrible manlet genetics.

I meant kids, idk why I added grand. Brain's fried from staying up late studying for an exam I had this morning.
yeah probably lol

Ignoring the art, they’ve been downplaying Shulkie’s sex appeal for a while now. These days she’s an overly muscular brute like Banner, only with tits. So yeah, she’s lost a bit of individuality

But I like slamming into girls who won’t whine I’m too rough

>implying muscles can't be sexy
I get what you mean in this particular instance though

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You have no clue how the human body works, they can't get a better hourglass curve, but they can certainly make their legs and ass shapely and attractive as fuck, it won't ever be as hot as a natty fat ass, but it'll be comparable in it's own way. You can also increase bust slightly but if you don't have a nice tit shape it won't look great.

You're feeding into this destructive idea that women can't self improve if they weren't born with it and shouldn't even try, but that they should expect the world in return.

Medusa looks THICC

>implying they won't slam back into you even harder
>implying you wouldn't prefer to be the one that has to whine for her to be gentle
Don't bother denying it slut, you'd just lie back and take it.

Tender sappy sex ain’t my style. For me, it should be a grappling match that ends in orgasm.

Oh that’s fine, definitely more feminine than what she is now. These days it’s ridiculous, and she’s dumber

Protect this 300 year old child

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Females have always controlled evolution, incels might be common now but since they will never have children to carry on their legacy they are doomed, sure new incels will be born but they all come from broken families anyway, they never had a chance in this world like that

>Females have always controlled evolution,
Wrong; they weren't in control during patriarchal tribal harems, and they weren't in control in exclusively monogomous sex-after-marriage societies.

It's only now in modernity that women are in control of sex, and to obviously disastrous results.

You should have posted the one with
>"PEOPLE STILL MAD ABOUT GODHAND"
That one made me loose my shit

They never have been, it's why they were kept under foot for so long, letting them do otherwise was a mistake, but you'd know that being an incel yourself.

Can you fucking blame them

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>For me, it should be a grappling match that ends in orgasm.
I see you are a man of taste then. Carry on.

I think its a bit more complicated than that.
Feminine beauty standards are inherently anti-development.

right on the money

women are bad decision makers

It’s a bias.

>Feminine beauty standards are inherently anti-development.
It's honestly because they're so damned stupid. For example you know Marilyn Monroe the girl who famously said "if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" even though she never actually said that, used to work out daily with heavy weights?

Stupid people believe it's ALL genetic, but smart people trick stupid people into thinking it is, and then self improve. They probably don't realize how much the people they look up to lie to them.

if going anorexic and caking yourself in makeup works on men, then it works

>You have no clue how the human body works, they can't get a better hourglass curve
So you pretty much said "you're stupid but you're totally correct". Yeah, you have no idea what you're talking about.

You do realize that Larson has been training just like anyone else for the role, right?

Let me guess, she hasn't trained in the way you want her to.

Those ugly anime eyes

it's generally easier to be seen as credible and competent when you're a man, especially as a handyman. Like, how female plumbers and carpenters do you see? Men are generally more promotable too in corporate settings. Women have to work at least slightly harder to be seen as credible and competent.

And there's also just straight up being physically stronger, tho in modern society that mostly just means lifting things and opening tight jars. At my job, when it comes to lifting certain shit, I just straight up need to ask a male co-worker for help, most girls won't be able to help me at all.

but yes, feminism tends to magnify the inequalities that women face while completely ignoring the unique (if maybe lesser) hardships that come with being male. Like, for an example, men need to actually do and accomplish things to be seen as valuable whereas women generally don't. "Men do, women are." The fact that progressives only want to look at one side of sex inequality is a problem.

>So you pretty much said "you're stupid but you're totally correct". Yeah, you have no idea what you're talking about.
No I didn't actually, but you're retarded so you'll cherry pick what you want out of it.
>You do realize that Larson has been training just like anyone else for the role, right?
No she hasn't, she's lied about doing so, but she hasn't or she'd have an ass, or are you dumb enough to believe she could do hip thrusts with 425 pounds. A 225 dl at her height and weight is not impressive for anyone, it's borderline begginer weight but you wouldn't know that because you've never touched a weight in your life. Compare her to any man training for a role, and she'll come up several leagues short.

>men have lesser hardships than women
are you fucking joking?

She obviously skimped on the steroids, but doubled down on the cardio with gravel in her shoes.

I would like to be paid to be a marvel shil, how do I apply?

>Like, how female plumbers and carpenters do you see?
None because women don't like those professions and, funnily enough, there's no major feminist push for women plumbers like there was for women STEM or CS.

Why so many marvel threads lately?

>It was a global success.
So was Twilight.

Fag Hag

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Then why did they bring up damage control?

>movie is a complete abomination
>hasn't come out yet

>black panther was damage controlled
>box office megahit, critical darling, won three oscars

But no, they're the retarded ones. Not the people who KNOW, somehow, exactly what this movie is going to be like based on like 2-3 minutes of footage spliced into a trailer, and then screech that everyone who disagrees is a shill. How sad must your life be.

What She-Hulk? That's clearly a tall Beast Boy.

kek

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This is fucking horrible