Let's discuss cereal and their animated advertisements

There is nothing furry about having a balanced breakfast.

Shoo, you pervert.
Tony stands for wholesome christian values.

TOOONNYYY FROST MY FLAKES

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did Americans realy think corn flakes frosted with sugar is a valuable meal let alone breakfast

>mfw the twitter hasnt tweeted anything that isnt customer support shit in since 2017

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youtube.com/watch?v=tv_qKWLWIRc

I used to love the Yogo commercials youtube.com/watch?v=kWbhjgLGBAI

we broke him....

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Damn

Isn't it kind of weird how the left style looks more modern now than the one on the right?

GOOD

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Remember when Cookie Crisp wasnt a Trix Rabbit rip off

youtube.com/watch?v=x_v3AvLEf8k

I keep seeing her around a lot. Is she from some Scooby Doo episode or something?

I remember when this dog and his other dog buddy were criminals. Even as a kid, it seemed weird when they changed that.

more.

Yeah, she's from the old Scooby Doo film "The Ghoul School."

why in fuck's name did you use this as your opening image

>Tony the Tiger will never hold your hand

what? Is that a real thing? Where can I read it?

This only reminds me of that user who accidentally texted his mom a pic of Tony with a cock ring.

Fuck yeah. I was right.

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Honestly, the only time I wish I could just go to the States without hassle, is when they have seasonal shit for cereals. Or just in general for the cereal selection. Even more so when it's October.
What's with you fuckers and cereal, huh?

>Every single "big guy" cartoon character is portrayed as gay in fanart

Fucking whatever at this point. I'd like to think big guy/small girl would be popular enough to have massive amounts of shipping and porn art, but I guess not. I guess I'm the only one who wants to see Tony fucking--

Hey, hold on a second... What girl cereal mascots are there?

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don't exist

Large guy + dainty petite lady is my favorite and seems underloved.

that is the default and over saturated in porn though

The default is skinny guy + skinny girl. Most of the actually handsome musclebound guys are in gay porn. The straight big or muscular guys look like skinheads or are 60+ years old.

But either way, I like the exaggerated cartoon pairing of BIG guy and small girl and for drawings, that seems to be the rare case. It's always lesbians, floating penises, or gay pairings. Why the hell is Johnny Bravo fucking Samurai Jack more popular than him fucking Velma or Daphne?

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I like big guy/small girl so much. Especially if the big guy is a big, dopey sweetheart who means the best.

As for female cereal mascots, there are none. No, really.

Cookie Crisp and Captain Crunch are the only breakfast cereals you need in your life. Anything else is fucking heresy and also fuck Crunch Berries.

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in that specific instance the johnny bravo/velma thing has been a thing for ages so i dunno about that

So any word on that Monster Cereal Movie?

Shouldn't' you be saving DC, Johns.

Didio wont let him due to jelousy.

The commercials show that the sugary cereal is part of a complete breakfast...alongside fruit and toast, and other healthier food.

lol. I immediately thought of this.

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This is a real fan comic? We gotta story time this and quick

I love these ads
youtube.com/watch?v=w5M7TmNYPwk

remember when Tony had a kid?

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that pose he's doing on the rug seems highly suspicious

>reminder that this hapeened

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Martyr for the cause

Is Tony going to "eat" him

>zootopia threads get deleted on sight for being "furry"
>thread like this with literal gay furry shipping as the OP image is allowed to stay

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