Mystique

According to Chris Claremont, Raven's penis would indeed be totally functional.

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Raven's definitely went balls-deep in Carol a few times.
Carol might've even known once or twice.

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mystique is a skrull

AU where Rogue is Mystique and Carol's biological daughter
And the really fucked-up part: they are a happy, healthy superfamily

When will they retcon Marcus into actually being Mystique in disguise just to fuck with Carol?

What? No she's a mutated human.

Have we ever seen her and Frank Gianelli in the same place?

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More like no women since editorial vetoed that.

Wasn't she supposed to be a Kree-Skrull hybrid before Claremont's plans got dashed with Ms. Marvel's cancelling and he just slapped "mutant" on her origin instead?

That's the first I've ever heard about that.

Think that's speculation based on her reporting to a Skrull (or somebody who had Skrull-ears at least) during her first appearance
Since Carol was a Kree-Human hybrid fighting for humanity Mystique would be a Kree-Skrull hybrid fighting for the Skrulls

And now she's just a mutant who slaughters everybody regardless.

The only part of that that's AU is the bit in spoilers.

I doubt it scott dosen't seem lome her type but she probably fucked wolverine as jean and logan knew but didn't say anything

I like how they are on first name basis.

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Yes, Danvers Carol, also known as Marvel Miss

>Five years
>Still no Raven/Kamala meeting

It's Marvel Captain now.

Someone should do a version of the Captain Phillips "Look at me. Look at me. I'm captain now." but with Carol getting in Billy Batson's face.

I want to see Raven trying to seduce Kamala over to dark side by convincing her to use her shapeshifting powers more.

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Why so many gay threads lately?

>Raven is teaching Kamala the finer points of shapeshifting
>She embiggens her tits to demonstrate how to control people by appealing to their basest instinct: sex
>Kamala is trying to comprehend how or why this would be useful in a fight
>Raven explains that for their kind, the fight is preferably won before the opponent can actually start it. Psychological warfare and all that.
>Kamala stubbornly refuses to listen, but cannot help but subconsciously embiggen her own tits to try for herself
>She finds it works... and she likes it

There's the pervasive theory that Mystique was originally supposed to be Kurt's father and Destiny, her GF at the time, his mother. Because Claremont is weird and full of fetishes, it always seemed believable enough.
It took until Chuck Austen wrote the worst run in X-Men history for Kurt to actually get a proper male father with a really shitty backstory.

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>Carol eventually finds out about Kamala's time with Raven and confronts her on it
>She tells Kamala that Mystique is nothing but a mad animal and shouldn't be so much as looked at
>Kamala argues that while she is aware of Raven's violent habits, she's behaving herself around her and is actually teaching how to use her powers to the fullest
>In the end, Kamala is conflicted between her loyalty to Carol and her growing admiration for Raven

Is the solution that she finally tells them "JUST FUCK ALREADY!" and they take her advice?

No because Scott would enjoy the free meal.

It can be.

And then Kamala is the godmother of their daughter.

considering Mystique is Bi I would assume she has experimented with having a dick before

She literally fucked a child into Destiny iirc

Nope. That never happened.

>Kamala morphs two dicks and gives both of them a daughter each.
>Raven and Carol admit that the student has surpassed both her masters

>Mystique keeps an identity solely to bang Carol whenever she's single
I can dig it.

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>Hey carebear, Anna forgot her lunch—could you fly it over for her?

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No. Futas are for boys not girls.

Editors are notorious cowards.

Welcome to Yea Forums.

What the fuck does that even illustrate

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The whole point is that they can fuck anybody.

No but she did disguise herself as Jean during Dark Reign: X-Men to fuck with (though not fuck) Nate.

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Why be flat as a board when you can self-inflate?

I know, right?

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What? When?

Destiny

Whats Raven up to these days?
after years of getting shilled in the Fox movies I'd have thought they'd give her a solo

isn't she like....100 years old or something?

>It took until Chuck Austen wrote the worst run in X-Men history for Kurt to actually get a proper male father with a really shitty backstory.
ya know, I'm still surprised this hasnt gotten retconned out of existence
Azazel is in the movies for fucks sake

>>lately
hello newfag!

I really wish one of you could go write kamala's book

Never happened, even though Claremont wanted it to.

>Whats Raven up to these days?
Last I remember seeing here was in Soule's Astonishing X-Men where he had her as one of the main cast members and really did next to nothing with her.

Did she shape-shift that gun out of one of the phones she puts into her body when she's shapeshifting pockets?

>Soule
thats too bad
Raven deserves her own continuous book way more than carol 'no personality' danvers

Last I saw, she had a one-shot issue which was pretty much "A Day in the Life of..."

Elaborate.
Well Scott isn't a minor, so it's not much different from the average really old but not visibly elderly person on legal adult sex. Aside from the shapeshifting to trick the other person into it, which I think is technically rape, but aside from that it's not as creepy as just a middle aged man having an affair with a college intern.
I barely know anything about her, so I'm not gonna be able to do it without help from somebody with more knowledge about her and any other characters I'm not familiar enough with, but who won't get in the way of my creativity and decisions.
Also I'd need a pseudonym, like Andy Bloom.

See

And who is Destiny?

Seriously?

but wasn't Destiny an old woman. That's gross.

Should be the cute dyke version from X-Men evolution.
you got a source for such an outlandish claim?
Yeah I know he has fetishes, but that's out there even for him

>Should be the cute dyke version from X-Men evolution.
Yeah, X-Men Evolution was originally going to have Rogue and Kurt be half siblings with Mystique being the father of Kurt as well.

Editorial veto-ed Raven being Nightcrawler's dad, ot her turning futa for Destiny(once in a while just to spice things up.... Destiny still preferred Raven's cunt)

Raven's One True Love, a blind precog mutant.
They have been together since something like the early '30s.

Raven didn't take her death well

>but wasn't Destiny an old woman. That's gross.
Raven was the older one in the relationship

But she was hot, so it doesn't matter.

>you got a source for such an outlandish claim?
>Yeah I know he has fetishes, but that's out there even for him
One of his ideas was for Destiny and Mystique to be Nightcrawler's biological parents, this is where Mystique's ability to transform into men comes into the picture.

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So I can never remember, is she always naked like in the movies, or do her powers somehow affect her clothes?

No,she only turns into futa for Rogue

Always naked. Any clothes she wears are an extension of her mass.

So if she was disguised as somebody you could figure out if it's her or not by trying to rip their clothes off?

I would assume it would be like pulling off dead skin.

So It's like a foreskin

>Kamala ends up in a threesome with Mystique and Scott

You made her even lewder.
Now I can't stop thinking of her expanding her foreskin and letting somebody fuck it like a fleshlight.

bored yet?

Sounds like retarded fetish shit.

unless you can give me a good reason futa mystique would impregnate an old woman

It was her OTL

I'm not buying it unless Destiny is hot

Claremont planned to have Raven be Nightcrawler's father and Destiny would be his mother. Only reason that didn't become canon was Jim Shooter's "no gays allowed" policy.

Is there any chance of it being retconned to the original plan?

Mystique and Destiny have been together (on and off) since probably the late 1800s. Both are older than they look.

Theyd been together for decades

I don’t think its impossible

and she looked like she was 100 years old in the uncanny x-men
what's your point
destiny looked old as fuck, what are you talking about

>Mystique and Destiny have been together (on and off) since probably the late 1800s
That's retarded. When did this happen?

No but Starfire did.

RAVEN IS A SHAPESHIFTER YOU FUCKING RETARD

and Destiny is not, your point?

no because Nightcrawler father is tied to kurt's current resurrection and status quo character arc.

>she probably fucked wolverine as jean and logan knew but didn't say anything

Logan/Mystique happens in Wolverine #51, he knew the random woman he met in a bar was Mystique all along, she doesn't try disguising herself as Jean until the morning after.

Destiny wasn't just named after Sherlock Holmes character Irene Adler, she's supposed to be the same character, meaning Holmes was a real person in the Marvel Universe.

Wouldn't that get confusing?

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this reeks of bendis

Her from the early 2000s is pretty good if you've never read it. BKV (back when he was a still a good writer) and Sean McKeever wrote it and it does a pretty good job of keeping her as a morally ambiguous but ultimately self-interested spy character.

That's generally how I think Mystique should be. She can be awful or heroic but everything she does is for her own benefit and maybe Rogue's.

Daily reminder than Raven waifu is like 100 waifus in one

Raven doesnt age because shes a shapeshifter
Destiny does age
The agegap betwix them is mimimal

How can you be posting here if you’re this dumb

it's still gross

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The only question is how many times, and if they have a secret daughter to be shockingly revealed.

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>tfw this was the original plan for Mystique and Destiny, that Mystique would have fucked Rogue into Destiny instead of her being an adopted daughter between the two of them

Jim "No Fun Allowed" Shooter

They would have to retcon so much other shit. Nothing's impossible, but it would need to have a push from basically everyone involved.

Maybe if they reboot ultimate.

It almost did, Marvel just wasn't willing to commit to something like that yet

this isn't even that gay. you should see the nightwing's ass threads

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>Raven: Well, I never had an Avenger before......
>Carol: Slut.

We have a lot of these

But Carol is the slutty one of the two????

The DC one, not so much the Marvel one.

The evil is defeated.

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were together

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the fuck is this shit? Looks like cheep fanfic

From the Dark PhoeniX trailer. The trailer is as shitty as the bad makeup.

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son? mystique. cat? mystique. nick fury? MYSTIQUE, BABEH

No shit she died retard