>He thinks his favorite character could beat Batman
He thinks his favorite character could beat Batman
Aiden Ramirez
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Elijah Wood
M-My dad can beat you! Wait til he hears about this!
Matthew Williams
>Son, I'm not beating that sonofabitch
>You, however, won't be spared
Cameron Hill
But my favorite character is Batman.
Christian Sanchez
>Batman can beat any character with enough prep time
>By inverse, any villain can beat Batman as long as he doesn't know they exist, and thus doesn't prepare for them
Nathaniel Thomas
He can.
Nolan Turner
>insert omnipotent character
Kevin Morgan
That's not true because Batman is also a master of escape and evasion. Once he is attacked he will find a way to escape.
Then he will know about the villain and have prep time before fighting them again.
Aiden Wood
Dr. Manhattan can be tricked by Ozy. If he can be tricked Batman can win.
Michael Martin
Batman is a gay stupid faggot nigger
Alexander Carter
Not my fav character but this guy could beat Batman easily
>Do to his monkey paws he has reality warping powers. This can be a very useful skill to achieve his life's goal, but he only used it once.
Although he is unintelligent, he demonstrated psychological manipulation skills that almost seemed like superhuman mind control powers in the episodes A Tree Story and I Am Crybaby.
Ryder Reyes
But Batman's ability to escape and evade is directly proportional to his opponent's ability to catch and attack.
Therefore, all we need is an extremely clumsy fuck, with a phobia of harming anyone and a unspoken grudge against Batman, and Bruce is dead before you can say 'Michael J Fox'.
Joseph Parker
Spider-Man one shots.
Ethan Hughes
Wasn't there a TAS episode where some clumsy guy caused Batman to fall on accident and everyone thought he killed him?
Owen Baker
Batman stated to Cap's face that he could potentially beat him hand to hand.
Christopher Cruz
Spiderman is weak against bug spray. Batman would wreck him.
Nicholas Bailey
That's what someone superior says while being condescending. Imagine having super strength and being talked down to by a normal guy on your fighting ability.
Daniel Lee
He doesn't need to beat him if he can [/spoiler] beat him off
Thomas Morris
>Batman is the best character because he is the strongest character (but also is totally human level and relateable)
Batfags, everyone.
Zachary Carter
Wyatt Jones
But it took all of 30 seconds for Doc to untrick himself. Any way that Bats could trick Doc, Doc would just take himself apart and put himself back together 2 feet away from the trap.
Jacob Butler
Honestly if anyone could, it'd be him. Not because of ability, intelligence or even willpower, but because it's the right thing to do.
Noah Stewart
HAHAHA Batman would get stomped by Azula
Connor Gray
>*Drinks smoothie in your path*
Jacob Perez
I'd like to see him try without getting sliced in half
James Ortiz
If Batman tricked him he would stay tricked.
Batman has killed gods before.
Brandon Hall
It almost happened, too...
Luis Morales
Says Batman would have won in the plot summary
Cameron Parker
She lost to literal children.
Asher Adams
>He thinks anyone has Dr. Manhattan as a favorite character
Checkmate.
Matthew Miller
>Batman goes to punch him the face
>Question has no face
>Batman's reality is shattered
Bentley Collins
but user, my favorite character IS batman
Anthony Hill
rorschach and niteowl could do it.
Adam Hughes
>He thinks some faggot in a bat costume could defeat the glorious mind of Victor Von Doom
nice joke
Adrian Peterson
Austin Anderson
If I recall correctly, our latest meeting proved otherwise, Bats. I’m always up for a round two, though.
Cameron Jones
>You favourite character is Raven
Well, this thread sure has reached rock bott-
Oh but there's new depths.
Waifufags need to fuck off.
Luke Watson
That's a Smug as fuck Raven you got there, fella.
Joseph Sanchez
I legitimately enjoy Harley Quinn comics.
Nolan Brooks
Yes, I know, you're a waifufag. Now fuck off.
Hudson Ward
Deathstroke has already beat the shit out of Batman before.
Jacob King
Like batman is going to punch his dad in the face.
John Sanchez
>gods
>being relatable
You bazinga’d yourself user
Justin Scott
>THE DEATH THAT IS LIFE?!?
Who writes this shit
Carter Gutierrez
You fuck off. I was here first. Also quit with the stupid buzzword. Give me a solid definition of waifufag. Note I said definition, not example, so no just putting “you” you uncreative hack.
Justin White
But doctor, Batman IS Pagliacci
Bentley Baker
Considering it "killed" Bruce Wayne by removing him from the present but gave him a series of lives to live through it makes sense.
James Reyes
>Omniverse Ben
>Kirby
I have now wrecked this thread, goodbye
Joseph Young
He's doing a good job as of now
Asher Perez
Someone who enjoys content regardless of its actual quality because they want their balls kissed by one of the characters. It's not exactly a hard concept user.
Caleb Moore
>Kirby inhales Batman
>Becomes Bat-Kirby
>Fights crime in Gotham better than Batman could
Batman wins.
Jayden Clark
Legit Kek
Tyler White
I do not sexually enjoy clowns. That should be evident by my distaste for you.
Henry Scott
But he has.
Wyatt Gonzalez
Wow what a burn.
Calling you a waifufag was better than the alternative. At least if you found Harley attractive it would make sense that you liked her shitty comics. Apparently you're just retarded.
Carson Nelson
top kek
Kevin Hughes
Way to call the kettle black, pot. If you haven’t noticed, we’re on Yea Forums. We’re all retarded.
Camden James
Why the fuck do you even care if I like Harley Quinn?
Ryder Foster
Because it distresses me that people actually like the biggest cancer in DC user. I like good comics and you're telling DC you don't care about the quality as long as they keep funnelling shit in your mouth.
Henry Gray
so does it do that for everyone it hits? or just him?
Thomas Foster
>Can beat powerful aliens, super beings and God's, yet routinely gets beaten by a clown and a burn victim who's superpower is he can't even choose a microwave dinner without flipping a coin.
Batfags are the worst...
Michael Reed
Where is the wang
Jaxon Adams
Batman would only lose to Spider-Man if he was holding back and looking for nonlethal ways to beat him. If he wanted to kill him though Spider-Man would be fucking dead
Isaac Lee
Just him as far as I'm aware. Was part of another one of Darkseid's plans I believe.
Luis Martin
So basically your logic is “YOU DON’T LIKE WHAT I SAY YOU SHOULD LIKE. WHY DON’T YOU LIKE WHAT I LIKE?” Harley isn’t ruining DC, nor is the current direction her character is taking. Shit writers like Tom King and terrible business decisions are the biggest cancer in DC and you know it. Don’t scapegoat my character.
Colton Miller
It's actually the other way around retard.
Mason Hill
Does it count if batman is beating himself?
Aiden Garcia
>his favorite character is Kirby just for threads like these
Checkmate Christians!
Josiah Foster
Firstly, my logic is you liking shit comics means DC will keep making shit comics because why bother trying. I don't care if people like good things that I don't like.
Secondly, everything the character touches or is involved in sucks, and she is always the worst part of it; be it films, team books, solo books, animation, or even event books. It's not scapegoating when it's always the same character with different writers and media.
Asher Morgan
>Everything the character is involved in sucks
>BTAS, the Arkham series, and the Injustice series apparently sucks
Kek
Ryder Howard
Look out, everyone. Apparently I will solely put DC out of business by supporting one solo series of a character I enjoy. I will be the utter downfall of DC. By myself.
Chase Myers
batwank is literal cancer
Carter Kelly
I hate to break it to you
Jaxson Kelly
ah, was going to say thats a pretty unique (as far as i know) super power. i always liked a lot of the dc time travel stuff, usually found it done decently. i think an episode of the justice league had one where superman went into the future, where he met a lone vandal savage who after being alone for thousands of years realized he was wrong, and helps him return was cool
Easton Jackson
Because it will piss off user bitching about Harley Quinn existing
Andrew Barnes
>I sure do love shit characters
Man your retardation sure did show me.
As long as you don't buy her awful comics like the other guy, which I'm sure isn't you, I couldn't care less.
Andrew Cox
>Buying comics in current year
I mean that was me arguing with the guy sperging about Harley existing, but I have nowhere to buy comics near me
Ayden Myers
Everyone knows Green Arrow is knock off Batman and sidekick tier in Batmans presence.
Easton Lewis
Batwank is the only reason I like DC
Oliver Rodriguez
>implying Kirby isn't vidya Jesus
Pleb.
Caleb Reed
If Batman got eaten by Kirby there would be a mini series called Deepest Knight or something where Batman escaped from the universe in Kirbys stomach by causing it to implode destroying Kirby.
Jeremiah Young
I miss when Joker was actually funny.
Liam Garcia
Isaiah Turner
At least you admit it unlike other Batfags who “totally” love the DC universes until the one year they knock it from 27 Batman titles per year to 26.
Easton Davis
>Injustice series apparently sucks
You almost had him
Isaiah Allen
I also like Flash desu. But besides Flash and Batman stuff I dont care much for other DC heros.
Zachary Rodriguez
Nothing can top this series
>best format for stories about capes
>nearly every character gets their moment to shine
>alternate reality stuff, multiple vandal savage episodes
>lex luthor and revamping the legion of doom
>batman being batman
>even had static shock and a ‘sequel/ending’ to batman beyond
>booster gold
>played around with various team-ups
Will we ever get anything as good from DCAU?
Kayden Sanders
The games are at least fun
Zachary Thomas
He's already done it once
Noah Cruz
Same. I miss when he was a clown and not “LOOK AT ME I’M EDGY”
Adam Ortiz
Could any of the Robins beat Batman?
Luke Clark
>toonforce
>Batman has no sense of humor so can't combat it
>Also happen to be a multiverse breaker tier wizard as a btw
Batman is gonna get ducked
William Hughes
>Batman
>not being able to take on Toonforce
Ethan Nguyen
>His favorite character is Donald Duck
Charles Peterson
It'll be an interesting one to see for sure.
I still think Bats comes out on top tho.
Gabriel Ortiz
Only Tim could possibly beat Batman all the other Robins are too retarded intellectually.
Cooper Collins
Why hasn't Batmite hit Barbatos with an interdimensional steel chair?
Brandon Jones
Anyone can kill me
Nathan Walker
Shaggy with only using 1% of his power
Adam Walker
Not even Batman can beat Batman
Levi Williams
This image has me crying tears of laughter. It looks like joker has a tiny arm and is placing the sign in a tiny coffin on a table. I know it's unintentional but damn I can't unsee.
Wyatt Jenkins
Yeah, well how long has it been since this wasn't the case?
Gavin Turner
Could Batman beat Big Mom?
Adrian Jackson
Fuck no, bitch can withstand a sword swung by a giant at the age of 8.
Gabriel Allen
Angel Sullivan
Can Batman defeat the Batman?