"Like the ancient Hawaiians use to say..."

>if you dont know who took the shit
>you gotta get in there and taste a bit

racism is only acceptable when it's funny

>ugh! *salivates* gross dash! *starts getting erect* i can't believe you expect me to *precum starts overflowing* EAT your dirty *smacks lips* disgusting *licks chin* stained *wipes sweat off face* underwear! guess I can't keep you waiting! *shoves underwear in mouth slowly savoring the crustiness while uncontrollably orgasming*

*I put on my robe and wizard hat*

>Listen Squid, you need find Reggie and get out of here. Just take her and go. Don't stop running. I'll try to buy you enough time but if I fail... Take this, it's my Dad's gun. I know this won't stop him but... I want you to PROMISE me you won't let Reggie suffer the same way Twister did. Promise me that as soon as you see Tito you will do it. I'm counting on you, man.

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That is a good reference.

>"...I am willing to wear a wire to set Jesus up."

>one in the pink, two in the stink

this would have been a better death then the canon ending he got.

I hope this rocket suceeds. Reggie deserves better then being snuff raped by a bear.

>Chocolate swirlies are the tastiest!

>20 posts in and no one has posted it yet

you guys are slipping

God, I just wanna kill all these fucking shoebies!

And now they’re in the military!

YOU COULD TAKE A SHORTCUT

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AWHHHH MY BRAIN, AHHHH

Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold. Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help. The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in. He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue. Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate. Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiian happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie. Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope. He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body.

Gloria fags are the worst.

>what if the child consents, though?
Klasky and Csupó were before their time.

One of the only things I remember from this show is
>"There's blood all over that broken ketchup bottle!"

>no Tito and Raymundo spin off show about them fucking around with dumb customers, grilling burgers, and taking surf breaks
I’d watch the hell out of it

For as corny as it was I honestly loved rocket power. I watched some episodes the other day for the first time in probably 14 years and they were pretty comfy

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>"if there's grass on the field, play ball"

Still shocked they got away with it.

>o-oh my brain! oahhhhhh!

He would't say nigger. He would say Pōpolo or Olopop, ladder is just the former backwards. Locals started using Olopop when Blacks on the island realized what Pōpolo means.

*ahem*

FUCK SHOOBIES AND FUCK JANNIES

Like screaming the n-word in a library?

I didn't realize that so many of my fellow brothers on /pol/ browsed this board.

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Zach! Come on!

Based underweareating poster

I guess after the success of spiderman 1, Nickelodeon really wanted sam raimi

I missed this copy pasta

Just then Tito remembered, he was not man, but bear. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Reggie's father came in.
"Reggie it's time for schoo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD REGGI-" and Tito attacked and ate Ray. Then Tito went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada.