The Mouse gives you a one in a lifetime offer

replace Captain marvel with access to Disney World and it's resorts for free for a year and then survive in it without the access to the outside world

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Sure. I wanna see people lose their minds over Sora. I've never even played a KH game but i'd take him over Steve

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I'm already seeing Captain Marvel on opening day. I don't know who Sora is. So, maybe?

Already got tickets to see Captain Marvel the Afternoon the Day After it comes out and I don't even have a Switch so why not?

that's a hard no on both counts

No because I don't give a fuck about a shitty game for a dead console

Thanos and Wreck it Ralph were in fortnite, so it's not like Disney is against having their characters in games.

Also we all know that Smash treats their guest fighters better than the studios they came from.

I see no benefit.

"i'll tear off your balls, AND i'll pour bleach into your eyes"
why would i take this offer

Put Geno instead and I'd do it.
I'm not even a huge Geno fan, he's just the only Square Enix character I'd like to see in Smash. Aside from J.C. Denton, but he doesn't really count.

Already got My tickets. (Yellow are Me & Father)

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Hey Mickey, I didn't even want him in faggot.fuck you for no Indiana Jones world

Fuck that, give me a Journey into Imagination overhaul that brings back Dreamfinder and the original aesthetic

I don't care about Sora, no.
I'd do it if I got to play as Mickey though.
Oh, boo hoo, 2 hours of what'll be a mediocre-at-worst superhero movie, what would I EVER do!

Yes

Take a third option and get three more seasons of Billy Dilley

>Sora in Smash
>get to see Captain Marvel

I'd rather die than see Sora in smash.

I'm already seeing Captain Marvel opening weekend but fuck Sora so no.

Sure. I think the hate against Captain Marvel is unwarranted

Reminds me a greentext from last week.

>At the bar, Oswald and Mickey are on their second pint.
>Mickey admits he's jealous of Donald.
>"He hit the screen like a ton of bricks. If that weren't enough, his comic books sell like hotcakes in Europe. He had God knows how many TV shows."
>He slams his drink to stop himself from going on a rant.
>Oswald finishes his, to give him time to mull a response.
>"Gosh, Mick. I had no idea."
>"Even you were more excited to see him."
>"I was stuttering a bit, wasn't I. It's just that I've seen you lots of times-"
>"I know."
>The bartender delivers two more mugs. Oswald picks his up, and before taking a sip, perks up a bit.
>"So who makes you starstruck? Come on, all this time, all those studio acquisitions, there must be some celebrity you were dying to meet. Who is it?"
>Mickey stirs a bit as he takes his mind off his own ego. He thinks, takes a sip of his new pint. Oswald keeps staring him down.
>"It's not that I want to meet Mario..."
>He downs the second pint.
>"I just want to be in Super Smash Bros so that I can..."
>He clenches his fists and mimes a few moves, but quickly tames himself.
>"So I can see what he's made of."
>Oswald nods reassuringly, They have one more pint together in silence, and head home to their gals.

But all 3 franchises are shit, why would i bother

don't be so mean to Kingdom Hearts

I don't care about Sora, and I don't want to see Brie Larsen. So no.

I'm going to see it anyways and I don't care about Kingdom Hearts.

Make it Fantasia 2020 and you got a deal

Jokes on you mouse, I have disassociative identity disorder.

Meh, I'd take that deal. Captain Marvel doesn't look painful, just lame.

Sure. I’m seeing it anyway. I don’t expect it to be amazing but there’s not a lot else out right now and it seems decently fun

I don't want either of those things, so fuck no

I'm actually hyped for Captain Marvel, so sure. I still wish brie wasn't a feminazi and we could get her in the black leotard

>Would you do it?
Sure, >>>/trorrent/

Came here to post this

What's the one in a lifetime offer?

I can't believe this is ANOTHER fucking Carol thread. Oh, well. here is the fucking strawpoll, for all you late nighters.
strawpoll.me/17494613/r

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Bump

I already have my 6pm fan event tickets for Captain Marvel though.

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Oswald threads are wild and some of the best on Yea Forums

THIS

>thinking we're two Square reps
Sorry Kingdom Farts fans there's always next time

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Luminary is just as likely if it is a Dragon Quest rep, just saying.

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I got bored and decided to collect all those Oswald Show greentexts.

pastebin.com/6wQbEvdm

Absolute saint right here

What level of incel do you have to be on to conceive of a thread this stupid?

I don't give a shit about KH and I was gonna see it anyway so yeah sure

I'll add to it if I ever catch another big Oswald thread that goes in that direction.

muh male genocide

>See a movie I have zero interest in for a character I absolutely do not want in Smash
Pass.

>every thread I don't like was made by Incels

What's the downside again?

I don't care about either. Does that mean I get to simply shoot the little fucker through the eyes and end the World's Worst Nightmare forever?

How little testosterone do you have to have to make an OP like this?

I mean, I'm already planning to see Carol triggers the Incels, opening weekend. I was too busy playing KH3 to giver a shit about Smash though, so I guess you're welcome?

>Wanting Sora in Smash
>Before the Bravely series cast

Unacceptable

Only if he gets a skin based on his appearance in the Paul Rudish shorts.

>when you don't care for Smash or KH

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OMG u don't like nostalgia games for adult babies???? how can such a thing be possible?

So long as my ticket's paid for, yes.

Sora in Smash.
I mean Ultimate was a rushed fuckfest and Kingdom Hearts 3 was a rushed fuckfest so may as well put them together.

>kingdom hearts is awful and stupid and clouds bandaid sword is retarded
>smash is meh, and I don't have a switch, if I did I wouldn't go out of my way to get it
>MIC is okay, but I could not care about carol, I'll pirate it when it comes onto blue ray
Maybe I might see it if it's free and I'm not doing anything that night, but why should I do a favor for fans of two series that I could give less than a shit about?

Could it be an option to rewrite/remake Kingdom Hearts 3 from the start?

>I will get to watch a movie I already was planning to see (just to check how bad it can be, worst situation would be being mediocre, everything else is a win for me)
>Get a character I and a lot of people wanted since Cloud was announced
>See Yea Forums's roster-fags, "mature"-fags and leak-fags be absolutely destroyed
>See Bazztek commit suicide by cyanide
>This in a sense finally kills any chance of Steve from Mineycrapta being in Smash Ultimate as well.

Where's the fucking downside?

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>Smash 6
>Donald and Oswald as Mickey's echo fighter

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Fun fact: Nobody really cares about Dragon Quest besides the factor that it pioneered a bunch of shit all RPGs use nowadays and the art is done by the Dragon Ball guy.