>An Oscar? They gave me an Oscar?!? A fuckin' Oscar?
>Daaaaaaaaaaamn!!! I'm the first nigga wit' an Oscar!
>Oh, nigga hush. They give out Oscars all the time to black people. Morgan Freeman, Denzel Washington, Holly Berry, Ferris Whitaker, Peele from Key and Peele, it's not even impressive anymore, boy.
>They didn't give out none last year! Or the year before that! People ain't happy wit the Oscar people, Granddad! Tell 'im, Huey!
>Riley, an academy award isn't an indicator of quality of performance. The people who run the awards are all a bunch of old, out of touch white men, who have always been old, out of touch white men. Truly memorable movies routinely are passed over for nomination by-
>Nigga, you just mad you ain't got an Oscar.
Regina King won an Oscar
Luke Reyes
William Edwards
Legit, OP.
Dominic White
Oscar? YALL NIGGAS GAY
Lucas Cruz
Not bad, OP. Not bad.
Benjamin Hernandez
10/10
Bentley Bennett
spot-on, OP
Ayden Taylor
based
Jacob Morales
>deez niggahs aint evuh get no oskah. aint no niggah evuhdon anithang to ever deserve an oskah. why? cause they fuckin niggahs
Andrew Wright
Hunter Cruz
And now she's throwing that win away on DC shit
Sad!
Camden Cook
Well played, OP.
Well fucking played.
Nicholas Jones
10/10
Asher Ross
>No, no, you ig'nant niglet. Robert here's got the rough of it. Blacks don' work for they Oscars like the white man does.
>You name me any award winnin' negro and I'll tell you exactly why they ain't deserve it.
>Take that first nigga you mentioned, fo' example. Morga Freeman.
>Ol' Morgan jus' got born wit' a nice voice, thas all he did. Are we really jus' gonna start handin' out awards to niggas that don't sound like niggas? Maybe as incentives, but as awards?
>Then, you got monkeys like Jordan Peele, who may as well be named Jim Crow.
>Runnin around, puttin on minstrel shows an' what have ya, like I'm s'pose to throw 'em a nickel or somethin.
>That jus' don't match the work of someone like Sandra Bullock.
>Now there's a hard workin' white woman who really deserves ev'ry bit o praise she get!
>Only someone like her could make me believe she could turn a big ol' fat dark type niggery nigga like Shack-eel Oh'Neal into a big dumb boy scout, even fo' a second.
Carter Myers
Grade A thread
Anthony Ross
Perfect.
Aaron confirmed posting on Yea Forums.
Levi Garcia
Fucking top tier content, holy fuck, thank you for this OP
made my fucking night
Jose Roberts
Lmao
Asher Murphy
GOLD
Easton Brooks
Now THIS is a good thread.
Justin Baker
ITT: samefagging
Austin Mitchell
Hi, Aaron.
Oliver Brown
I miss watching the Boondocks at 12AM as a teen.
Adrian Peterson
We all do.
Samuel Lewis
She was pure kino on Southland.
Nolan Baker
>Like getting paid to put stink on dogshit!
Kek
Gavin Hughes
Ruckus is such a treasure
Isaac Davis
It's amazing how I can still hear this in their voices perfectly.
Cameron Jones
>Yo Yung Reezaaaaay, I heard the movie mafia dropped you that gold bomb, you gonna be rolling in it now cuz. Now I know you ain't just gonna put it on yo Grandad's shelf and call it a day, you gotta bring that to school, make sure everybody know what's gonna go up their ass if they don't start shelling up their lunch money for some autographs, you heard?
Ian Gonzalez
McGruder’s making these again?
Levi Rivera
Ayup.
Kevin Rogers
Levi Hernandez
Camden Rivera
Lucas Rivera
Connor Morris
Nicholas Gray
Aaron Ortiz
>fuckin' Oscar
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