Childhood is idolizing Big Bird

Humans are the strongest animal.

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wtf nobody idolizes big bird

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>introduce a new muppet that "is the first one to experience homelessness"
>meanwhile Oscar has been living in a literal trashcan for 50 years
Grouches get no respect.

Children do. When I was a kid, I used to have a Big Bird chair that I sat on. Actually, that may have just been practice for later in life.

COOKIE
COOKIE
COOKIE
STARTS WITH C

Oscar's trashcan is bigger on the inside and contains such things as an Olympic Swimming Pool, a herd of Elephants, a pigpen, a grand piano, the portal to Grouchland, and numerous other amenities.

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>Somebody saying Hello makes me Grouchy!
I bet if the kid was white Oscar would be chatting up a storm.

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There’s a bedroom under the trash can and I’m pretty sure there’s also a portal to Grouch Land. Oscar’s doing just fine.

>Harvey Kneeslapper

I miss that guy

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youtube.com/watch?v=Wz2IFuUjma8
This was cute. Morbid, but cute.

Wait. Better version

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Who's this Maria trying to fuck Grouch?

You don't remember Maria?
youtube.com/watch?v=8Gu2f3CLa-w

You know what's really ironic is that the same guy does the voice for both Oscar and Big Bird.

>Hot Dog with Spaghetti and Oranges.
I FEEEEL like that last one isn't too bad, but I still don't wanna try it.

It's because the oranges is the only part that wouldn't go with it. It's actually a thing to cut up pieces of hot dog and put them in your spaghetti, not too different from using sausage.

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>OHH HIT IT HARDER
>HARDER!
>YEAH!
You can cut the sexual tension with a knife.

>Smiling George.

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>Warm, friendly sun
Fuck the sun and fuck summer. Worst fucking type of weather around. "But winter is so cold and dreary." At least I can escape the cold! During the summer it's hot outside, it's hot inside, it's hot wherever you fucking go.
"You can eat ice cream in the summer" You can eat ice cream any fucking time you want. The reason you eat it in the summer is because it's too fucking hot. The ice cream isn't a nice bonus to summer, it's the fucking cure!
God dammit I hate the sun and summer so goddamned much!

didn't he drive her to the hospital in that car when she was having a baby?

I must say I never expected to see a storytime of a Sesame Street children's book. But it was pretty good, so thanks pal.

This was surprisingly entertaining. This actually got some genuine laughs out of me.

I don't know if this is copypasta or something but I actually agree. In cold weather you can always bundle up until you're warm. But in hot weather you can only take off so many clothes before you're naked, and even then it's still hot. I much prefer winter.

It happens every so often, usually with Monster at the End of This Book.

I feel the same way. Fall is easily the best season in my opinion.

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Finally, someone who agree with me

I guess it's easier to manipulate from inside the puppet and also they're better at conveying a neutral expression than separate brows, which can cause an uncanny valley effect if they're not quite right.

Huh.

I swear its like reading manifesto of the entire board of Yea Forums.

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agreed, fellow grouch

Yea Forums, please.

Or any board on this site, really.

Now this is an Oscar I can get behind.

>Was that hard enough for you Oscar?
Why is this scene so sexual

Well, the original post did notice that Maria is trying to fuck Oscar, so I suppose it's only natural in all their interactions.

>What Grouches Eat

You know what to do, /ck/.

I didn't know Spinney was also illustrator.

Why does he have a rhino?

Remember when Brian Henson did drugs?
.youtube.com/watch?v=bBV8AMEIUdE&list=PLcQUFxXnx_28p5n_a4qMBZGJoDrp7yNDo&index=4&t=0s

Spinney almost took an animation job at Disney back in the day.

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What's the lastest puppet kino out right now?

latest*

Thunderbolt Fantasy.

Just started development, but Neil Gaiman is working on a revival of The Storyteller for Henson now.

Puppet kino is back on the menu
youtube.com/watch?v=un_W7ubDD44

i spent too long on this to not post it

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the casting couch got me

Holy fuck yes

heh

Less complicated mechanism for the puppeteer.

i was more of a Grover kid, with a heavy does of Telly because holy shit was I uptight.

with their eyes so close together, the brows would be touching anyway
might as well do a --- over a M

>feet coming out from under the can
that pakkun-flower-ass weirdness raises some serious questions, especially since doesn't his can have a basement and shit?
i liked when he got around by the garbageman carrying him

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Is puppeteering a dying art? Why is it so sparse today compared to yesteryear?

Because computer animation

Uh oh!

based and grouch pilled.

it's Nasty isn't it?

>muppet kids
does this take place after muppet babies? because if so that's some fucking DEEP LORE you got there.

Indeed.

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When it's cold you add more layers. When it's hot there's only so much you can take off.

This even got a second season somehow, didn't it? Urobuchi's name truly has a magic effect.

The modern day grouch listens to merzbow.

>Heh, heh.
*taps glass with fork*

Yeah, and it's almost as good as the original. The Yea Forums threads were top comfy.

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