>you will never stay at Nickelodeon Suites
You will never stay at Nickelodeon Suites
Juan Diaz
Evan King
Looks gay.
Joseph Gomez
Man that was my dream when i was younger
Lucas Hall
yeah I too watched that "abandoned" series on Youtube. the beds had bedbugs later on and the food was bad too and the costumes that people put on looked really bad
Jacob Garcia
I did, back in 2007. It was pretty amazing, especially because I was way more of a Nick kid than a Disney kid.
Nickelodeon made the grave mistake of opening this hotel 2 years before their 90's/2000's popularity finally started to fizzle out. The only notable Nicktoons from the past fucking decade are Loud House, Rise of the TMNT....and Korra, I guess.
Yeah, that was when the hotel was like, 7 years old. At the beginning, when I went, it was genuinely pristine and clean. A shame they let it go to shit.
eh, the mascot costumes could've been better, but how else do you make a SpongeBob or Cosmo mascot suit? They did the best they could with characters that are so two-dimensional.
Michael Scott
Nick actually announced in 2007 that they were gonna build 20 Nick Hotels with Marriott around the world by 2020, but cancelled it because of the 2008 Economy Collapse.
Chase Price
>you will never be that close to a black girl's bare feet
Anthony Turner
As a kid, I never saw a reason to want to go there.
For starters, I live in California, so a trip to Florida was out of the question(I’ve still never been to the east coast).
Secondly, the big attraction was the water park...I can’t swim not have I ever wanted to swim. Pools and beaches didn’t and don’t appeal to me.
I also never liked character dining at Disney or even Universal. And who plays video games when you’re on vacation? Shouldn’t you be out enjoying your time?
At the age of 10 I was fully capable of looking st the commercials and knowing I would have been bored out of my skull at the Nick hotel.
I do want to go to Florida for Disney and universal at some point though
Julian Peterson
>got the All Grown Up room
>would jack off while staring at Kimi
I regret nothing at all.
Nolan Wilson
What the fuck? I've never heard of it as a kid despite avidly watching Nickelodeon. Just searched it in the internet and honestly looks like a standard hostel with Nick characters plastered on the wall
Michael Morris
And thank god for that. It looks horrible and I'd have hated it as a child, let alone how awful it must be for the parents.
Brayden Bell
>Can't swim
Go to a decently safe public pool, relax, jump into the deep end and let your body bob upwards. Then gentle paddle towards the side.
Adam Jackson
>California
>public pool
Those are cesspools of grime and Mexicans
Caleb Gray
hey I resemble that remark.
Caleb Bennett
Yeah, it’s amazing that they had nothing for adults to do except for one small bar, especially because they had rooms without the child suite, implying they were for adults. They also offered wedding services
Logan White
>tfw family went on vacation there in 2006 when I was ten
Fucking awesome experience one of my favorite ones as a kid
Julian Roberts
At least they can swim.
Swimming's a life skill like cooking, you need that shit man. It's always better to know how to swim and never use it than to not be able.
Adam Robinson
Ironically I took cooking classes at the youth center every summer instead of the swimming classes they offered(it was a program where you took 4 classes a day and swimming and cooking were in the same slot) so I can cook really well, but I can’t swim at all.
I avoided it in high school gym class as well
Henry Wood
I stayed at a Disney resort one time in high school because they were hosting a chess tournament there.
Had to throw a cheap skank out of my room at 2:30 in the morning on the day I was scheduled to fly home
Austin Lopez
Did anyone get screencaps of that thread about the kid drowning by the Dora statue?
Jacob Powell
Thst happened?!
Elijah Wright
Statue of Dora in one of the resort pools, kid tried to swim between the legs and got his fat head caught.
Jacob Myers
I thought that was pretty recent and at a park, since these hotels are long closed down, right?
Julian Campbell
There are worse places to die than between the tights of a Mexi-loli
Brayden Richardson
What reason would parents have to pay for a vacation at a Nick resort? There's lots for the kids to do, but as an adult it would just be annoying. AT least the Disney resorts have some high class restaurants and entertainment for grown ups and parents, but Nick just looks like a kiddie park.
Brody Harris
True. Not many people can brag that they're literally drowning in pussy.
Blake Roberts
Holy shit it's real.
>Travis Jackson 'TJ' Northey was vacationing with his mother and stepfather at the Nickelodeon Hotels & Resorts Punta Cana in late May when his head got stuck between the legs of a Dora the Explorer statue inside the pool
Levi Carter
I’m waiting for the CN hotel to open in Lancaster PA. Because nothing says Cartoon Network quite like Amish country
Levi Brooks
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? Why put it IN the pool?
Lincoln Wood
because sometimes people forget that parents are supposed to watch their children.
Nicholas Martinez
Makes sense at the orlando location, there's a ton of stuff in orlando to do. Maybe a leave the kids in the hotel while they pop out for a bit situation?
Carson Myers
Jesus Cristo!
Dora’s primary audience is between 3 and 6, you would have to be literally retarded to not see that tiny space between the legs as a potential drowning hazard. All they had to do was close her legs or not put it in the fucking pool.
Jason Barnes
>Mexican girls
>Closing their legs
good one, user
Matthew Nelson
Is it real? What characters can they even have there anymore?
Austin White
Oh it’s real
Ian Campbell
It sounds like it's going to be a shitshow and I love it
Nathaniel Brown
>Dutch Wonderland
CN is owned by Turner, a subsidiary of Warner. Warner characters appear at Six Flags, a brand Warner once owned...
Why the fuck didn’t they build this at any of the trillion six flags locations?! You’re telling me they can’t fit this in Texas?
Wyatt Sullivan
Oh I am so hyped. I plan to go there this summer when it opens just to document how awful it is.
I’ll be sure to make a thread while I’m there
Elijah James
I did in the summer of 2005. My room had a ps2 in it, i drank slimeade at every meal, and played in the water park like all day for a week. Definitely my favorite childhood vacation
James Anderson
Was slimeade just Gatorade?
Kevin Stewart
Colored limeade, iirc
Xavier Moore
There's a joke there somewhere but I'm neither creative nor depraved enough to give something of value
Isaac Price
Taking bets on how long before one of the costume characters is caught molesting a kid.
Evan Davis
>Watch Rigby have an existential crisis in the lobby about almost turning 30 and still working in a hotel. Feel uncomfortable as Johnny Bravo hits on your mom.
Noah Roberts
It's Amish Country, it'll happen on opening day.
Zachary Price
>Johnny Bravo
No way they’ll represent good cartoons
Brody Brown
>we bore bears
No one likes that shit. Call me when they have a SU gem cosplay escort service
Daniel Lopez
>LGBTBRAAP Pride millennials and moms swarming the place
>Disgusting harpys walking around and won't shut the fuck up about how there should be more female characters present
>Cringy ass SUfan adults booked everywhere
>Harassing the Finn worker for being too close to the Bubblegum costume
please keep them far the fuck away from the hotel
Leo Cruz
link user?
Elijah Robinson
It’s already fucked anyways since most of the shows present for it suck, might as well put some life in it through peridot prostitution.
Thomas Barnes
is there a spooky rundown video of the hotel with like a creepy spongebob wallpaper nshit?
Levi Davis
>with your black half-sibling that your mother had shortly after you were born (by which time your biological father was presumably long gone)
Josiah Russell
Jackson Davis
ty user
Josiah Rivera
that should've been their 2009 logo.
Christian Wilson
or just put like filler between her legs that's not the color of her legs
Ryder Wood
tried to find a picture when that happened but couldn't
they should rip it out with a crane