He literally changed the course of a galactic empire with his fucking DICK.
He permanently altered the course of an alien race’s and human history with his DICK.
Greg Universe
Nicholas Perez
Samuel Powell
As a wise man once said, " Nobody can beat the cock."
Jack Thompson
You wanna know why he wears the cherry shirt?
You don't wanna KNOW why he wears the cherry shirt.
Zachary Cruz
He's a cherry man.
Charles Bailey
Rose would fuck anyman to kill herself. He was a random sperm donor.
Christian Harris
Incorrect. She fucked plenty of men (and probably women) over the years, but Greg was the first to show her the beauty and worth of human life so much she wanted to give up her life to create one.
Evan Miller
Interesting how your wording don't imply only humans.
Grayson Carter
Imagine knowing a guy who's penis was so powerful that it's the only reason why you're species still exists.
Nicholas Roberts
Lion is definitely the one of her spawn
Leo Davis
While his cock is all-powerful, it does come with a drawback/curse: any offspring it creates will either create a feminine sissy-boy, or a bitchy, masculine girl.
Brayden Thomas
>Implying that's a curse
Cooper Miller
Every leaders and dictators had a dick that made them happen
Adrian Lee
Bullcrap.
Any human man could have - it was Rose's decision.
So that actualy becomes
She literally changed the course of a galactic empire with her fucking PUSSY.
She permanently altered the course of an alien race’s and human history with her PUSSY.
Dominic Stewart
>i would completely believe that Rose is the biblical Lilith, Aphrodite, and Helen of Troy
Dylan Hill
>Any human man could have - it was Rose's decision.
Amethyst: I think it's her favorite
Pearl: I think so too
Brandon Young
He's gonna get that Pearl
Dylan Reed
Who is the Adam Rose refuse to bottom to?
Maybe she tried shape shifting a dick for once, just for fun and suddenly all humans were calling her lillith and mother of all demons so she had to leave
Henry Lewis
This user gets it
Dylan Harris
The REEEEEEEE'ing of all the bitter bulldykes will be glorious.
Anthony Hall
Fuck, meant for
William Davis
Greg is Pearl's destiny. The characters were created to be together from the beginning and White Diamond's explanation in the last episode about colors and why Yellow is so weak when it comes to Blue is a confirmation
Jose Gonzalez
Sooner or later
Ian Parker
>tfw everybody who draws gem pussy makes it just look like a plain ol' matte blue cunt or a plain ol' matte pink cunt instead of giving them aesthetic geode cunts
James Moore
>rose is studying the humans for the first time
>sees the man place something into the woman
>rose looks down on her body at the area where that thing went
>just a smooth featureless spot on her body
>idea
>find woman
>see her hole
>copy it
>its what you just posted
>find man
>present hole
>he jumps in without thinking
>dick is in shreds
>limps to his death
>find another woman
>this time feel her hole
>understand the hole
>compare it with other holes
>young holes, old holes, new holes, dead holes; the "whole" shebang
>she can transform her hole to suit any man for her own pleasure
>this is her life now
>pearl watches
Ryder Roberts
Stealing this idea
Camden Wilson
Pearl becomes a cuck and holds her hand while she gets plowed by Man #80359. Smiling at Rose, glaring at him.
Thomas Myers
He's Mr Universe all in all
Landon Wood
Lars met Sadie
Padparadscha met Peedee
Pearl met Greg
Jeremiah Gonzalez
You could say that about any MC's father by that logic.
Isaiah Ramirez
>pearl is likely cuck prime
Jaxon Miller
I'd watch it.
Oliver Cook
Is that a girl? If not, whats with the degeneracy?
Benjamin Sanders
Please do, aliens having interesting genitals is my fetish.
Jason Foster
>implying she never fucked any man prior to Greg
>implying the Murdercock wasn't so damn good she was willing to die for it
The murdercock is king user. It's will cannot be resisted. The gempire was merely the appetizer on its universe spanning societal destabilization tour.
Xavier Torres
A gem killer hehehe
Isaiah Ramirez
Pearl's favorite tree is a cherry tree
Asher Gonzalez
*cherry blossom tree
Those are two different species.
Lincoln Rivera
>no matter how powerful a woman is she can be beat with a good dicking
is sugars secretly based?
Blake Sanders
Still a cherry tree
Carter Phillips
>implying she never fucked any man prior to Greg
I bet she did.
But she didn't fall for Greg because of his cock.
Pearl could have shapeshifted something better or bigger, no matter how big or good his was.
Nathaniel Campbell
I love these threads so fucking much man
Ryan Parker
I may hate Steven Universe with a burning passion, but the backgrounds for Season 1 are the only things I'll give it props for.
Colton Ortiz
Seasons one and two were the real Steven Universe, everything else was garbage
Ayden Torres
>Implying one can simply replicate the murdercock
Isaiah Evans
>I bet she did.
They show her making out in silhouette with cavemen.
She also fucked that town founder guy after saving him.
Gavin Cox
This is may favorite piece of lore in this series because the writing is so shit that if you only get information on this show through shitpost on Yea Forums you'd think that this is a well written comedy.
Nathaniel Stewart
A mere projection of light is nothing compared to the almighty cylinder of flesh that is Gregs wrathful demigod boner.
Elijah Cooper
He wants a cute Pearl
Tyler Peterson
Stop spamming your shitty fucking garbage ship in every thread and neck yourself you autistic faggot.
Ryan Nguyen
This is a very strange post user, don't anons flood threads with Jasper pics? And weren't you spamming a thread with Peridot porn?
Ayden Anderson
The Jasper and Peridot posting are cancerous but not nearly as cancerous as your one man autist flood army.
Justin Nelson
That's Greg's own dance and he was asking for fusion
>Greg: Just say-
>Jasper: Just say yes
Asher Howard
Reaching real far.
Gabriel Martinez
It's very real
James Hughes
He's one of the most complete characters, he didn't need crying around so much to be a great character
Dominic Campbell
I think he's kind of two-dimensional imo.
I kinda feel like his entire personality can be summarized as "nice guy".
Connor Sanders
They could be spamming it with rainbow-painted dog turds and still be wishing you would get lost. You are very annoying.
Grayson Morales
There's a lot we don't know about him.
>IDEA: The series is remade
>Everything is still the same
>Even dialogue
>The difference is we don't see things from Steven's viewpoint anymore but from everyone else's
>Result: Steven is actually a pretty scary kid
Joshua Russell
I heard Greg's real name was Buster Heiman
Colton Thomas
No vagina?
No ovaries?
Not when I'm done.
Jason Thomas
It's Gregory DeMayo.
Cameron Wright
Greg Universe is unironically the best character in the show. By far. Even undermines the tired old "deadbeat, fat but funny dad" trope
Zachary Harris
here, have a cropped version
Elijah Hill
I heard it was Hugh Jorgon.
Oliver Collins
And he isn't finished yet.
Noah Sanders
Pearl is the Prime MinisTAH! of Cuckistan. Population, her.
Julian Sanchez
If the murdercock is so powerful, then why didn't it kill Amethyst?
Oliver White
Thanks user, I'll use it wisely
Luis Sullivan
It's another
>oh boy, the jew saves the day
thread
Sebastian Myers
Parker Morgan
Greg is Italian.
Isaac Martinez
>SU is so SHIT Yea Forums tumblrinas need to make fake stories to pretend its good
Why this shit is not banned is beyond me , only the two first seasons are good
Dylan Robinson
people discuss shows with 0 good seasons on here all the time
Andrew Scott
There's a thread where you should be saying that
Isaiah Parker
His dick's name is Van
Cooper Anderson
2 good seasons is more than most shows I like
Sebastian Cook
What an absolute CHAD
Liam Watson
For every cherry he takes, he adds to that shirt?