Imagine Bruce’s likely reaction when he finds out. Hooooo boy

Imagine Bruce’s likely reaction when he finds out. Hooooo boy.
mean, Bruce has never really had to deal with any of his kids picking...problematic romantic interests (Well, with the possible exception of Jason’s one time relationship with Rose Wilson) as far as I know of. Might be interesting to see how Bruce would deal with Damian...
, who is still a minor, picking someone who is technically waaaaaaay over the age of 3000.

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She's still a better choice than Raven

She's a Djinn. How is that problematic? It's the best kind of love interest you can get. Not a stupid alien. Not a stupid human. Basically immortal. And huge magical powers. Bruce would likely approve.

Jesus that art is ugly

Wanna know how i know you started reading comics with the New 52 shit? You think Rose Wilson is Jason's ex. Rose Wilson began as a love interest for Dick, not Tim or Jason. That was just Scott Lobdell stealing Dick's characters to give it to Jason because he has issues with Dick character.

Bruce don't give a shit for Damian or his kids.

More like the backslash from the fans make them backpedaling

there was backlash?

Damian didn't give a shit for Bruce or Batcat.

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Huh. You just made me realize that she's Damian's version of "myth based immortal and powerful love interest" that ever Bat character seems to have. Batman have Wonder Woman, Red Hood have Artemis, Red Robin have Wonder Girl, and so on.

Technically people kinda hated it because they weren't paring Raven with Beast Boy but then they paired Raven with Wallace West so what do I know? (People hated that too).

...What was that? What about with Damian?

(Yes, apparently Raven/Beast Boy became an important pairing in comics for fans for whatever reason).

The TT 2003 cartoon. That's it.

this was Creepy . Raven is 20 and Damian 13.

What about Dick? You know nightwing? Does he have anyone? Or is he the typical fuckboy so everyone is basically his?

Nah, they only shipped them in some animated movies where they had the same age. Then DC thought it was a good idea to make Teen Titans Rebirth entirely based on those movies (again, don't ask me why).

Like in the "amazon" sense? He had Donna, but she has always been portrayed as his sister-friend type of thing. The closest is Starfire. But DC managed to fuck it up. Now he's a huge slut.

Well, he will never be shipped with Donna Troy because that's literally his worst nightmare...He has Starfire though.

I thought the other guy said mystical? Alien waifus are shit.

He has been sorta shipped together with Donna a few times, but is messy. Wolfman had Donna as his waifu and thus had her with his self-insert, Terry Long. for ages. Because of that whatever Dick and Donna might have had disappeared because readers ended up enjoying their new dynamic as sorta of siblings which ended up sticking. Now Dick and Donna dynamic as siblings is too iconic to be changed.

Well, we're explained why Dick doesn't have his "amazon".

... Mystical? Well, Raven accidentally used her powers once to made him dream about her but he wasn't interested. I guess Bendis said on his Reddit AMA that Raven was his true love interest. He was joking.We hope.

Okay, not mystical. "myth based immortal and powerful love interest" So, the initial poster was wrong. Not every have a "myth based immortal and powerful love interest".

Wait, that Raven is Bendi's true love or that Raven is Nightwing's true love?

He meant the second one but considering Bendis' threatment of teenage goth girls in Marvel he may think your first statement is also true.

Like it was said. It's complicated. The Teen Titans as we know it was basically made by Marv Wolfman. There was some interest from readers ar the time to have Dick, at the time then Robin, and Donna, at the time then Wonder Girl, hook up. Wolfman, though, had Donna as his own waifu. So he created an OC that was basically him in real life - a middle aged and divorced college professor - and had the OC hook up with Donna. That blocked whatever Dick and Donna might have. Wolfman then created Starfire and Raven. Both characters were in love with Dick. I feel that Wolfman only had Raven into Dick because he was going to be Nightwing. You know, to keep the bird theme going on. Eventually, though, he settled with Dick and Starfire. And the rest is history.
Or Raven started to bounce between Kid Flash, Beast Boy, and so on.

But... Raven right now is like... 14 or something, while Nightwing is a 20 and something dude. How'd that work out?

So dick got cock-blocked by the writer?

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why should Bruce care?

It becomes funny once you learn that they were supposed to have a brother/sister relationship in that cartoon but they wrote it so badly most people thought it was supposed to be romantic.

Wait, isn't that the girl who's in lesbian with Lobo's daughter?

she manipulated Damians mind to make him think he liked her.

Is that what actually happened or just your headcanon?

Damian belongs to Jon

Can people just be friends anymore? Is someone liking someone else is going to become lovers or something? Is Kid Flash and Roundhouse a gay couple or something? Or they aren't because it's not hot enough?

Jon is dead.

That thing is just a clone or something. The real Jon is coming back in a few months.

I don't consider that monster to be Jon now. He was annoying enough before Bendis got him. Now I can't even stand him.

I thought Damian was trying to give him the cure because Bruce was hallucinating and Damian was upset because Bruce didn't trust him about his Batcat pain or something.

Crush (lobo's daughter) had a crush on Jinn but Jinn like Damian instead.

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Faggot

>Can people just be friends anymore
Not when the offical artists has down artwork of them Frenching each other

Are there really? REALLY? Is the artwork official artwork or is this just the artist headcanon? This seems like another Gridman thread kind of situation.

Yes really, a deep wet frenching. Offical artwork, I would post it but I'm at work

cool story bro

>over the age of 3000.
.by all means Bruce is a good role model for the city, but he's one of the worst fathers I've read about in my 34 year lifespan.

Bruce should never be allowed around children, let alone be allowed to raise them

>Bruce has never really had to deal with any of his kids picking...problematic romantic interests
Bruce thinks Conner is "problematic".

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Fuck you, Kid Flash and Roundhouse are pretty hot, especially together.

I think they are cute in the anime films

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What, Djinn can't be bi?

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> "...Conner is a barely hatched clone of you and your worst enemy. Assuming we can even trust him, he's certainly NOT old enough."

That's one of the worst animated films based on the New 52.

To be honest she is genuinely his best romantic interest and probably Raven's romantic relationship with more potential to exploit.

In fact it was better than the average, at least it has a certain kind of identity while at the other side the romantic story at least makes a little of sense when you compare it with the other romantic sub-plots in these movies.

Neh, it's one of the best, but they all suck, yeah,

To be honest Raven sucks.

That is unexpected and quick.

>looks into Damian's mind
>sees he's from an evil society etc
>judges him and says he's dangerous and tells him to fuck off
>Damian says he knows she's literal demonspawn and says she's dangerous
>"wtf Damian you have no right to judge me"
retarded script desu-ne

Raven is a pedophile .

I guess the whole Damian and Bruce tension is to be included in the all bat books which means it's an editorial decision by King.

Yeah that's pretty much the worst part in the whole movie.

I cant believe bendis took away his best friend .Damian looks older than Tim now. Is this intentional?

Especially when she knew that he was also kind and generous underneath all his bullshit bravado and that his bravado was merely a front to conceal his inner child.

Raven is shit.

Why wouldn't Bruce check up on the team or his son? Seems a bit strange?

No, it was bad, but agree there were worse. Damian is literally insufferable.

>magine Bruce’s likely reaction when he finds out. Hooooo boy.
technically, Damian is still not old enough (or mature enough) to be left alone. He’s still 13 that’s the problem.It all comes down to what the editors in DC wants and as it seems they want to reflect King Batman run and all its shenanigans in all the bat books at least for now. Kings Batman don't love his son. Bruce doesn't care.

Red Hood is worse.

Reminder that Damian was almost raped by a naked demon lady, and then said demon lady was impaled by Azrael, with blood and guts flying everywhere all over Damian's face.

Scan ?

I'm not talking about Damian in general, but the animated movie portrayal of the character. Actually, is hard to say which character is portrayed worse in these animated movies. God, they all suck. What went through their fucking heads? Their animated movies were so good before.

So much is confusing. Is Deathstroke a part of this? I can't see how but you are right. It feels like there should be more issues resolving this before moving on to deathstroke.

>Wanna know how i know you started reading comics with the New 52 shit?
Is he supposed to be embarrassed about that? New 52 started 8 years ago. Maybe he used to read Marvel and switched. Fuck off with the gatekeeping, just explain Rose's history without being a dick about it.

Batman's inner monoligue during the whole fight sequence was so.. surreal, to say the least
I also have no idea what was going on too haha

That's because it wasn't Pyg. It was Bruce tripping on some grade A acid and hallucinating that Damian was Professor Pyg. If you look at the body language, particularly during the fight scenes, and compare it to when Damian fought the fake Batman in Death of the family you'll realize it's the same choreography.

The butcher knife is the antidote Damian is trying to inject. The bow Pyg gives is the same one Damian has given Nightwing when he's appeared in the Seely run. The carving off a piece of the hog corpse and garishly eating it before stabbing it with the knife while talking was Damian taking the antidote to show it's safe and reloading another dose for Bruce.

His throwing the quote about the little pigs back at Bruce is actually pretty tame for a pissed off 13 year old, any 13 year old. Insanely tame for one whose father has just ranted about being still upset over being left at the alter, which in universe means Bruce was more traumatized by that than Damian's death. Hence his little huff as soon as Bruce starts sobering up, especially in light of how Bruce has never really let Damian in despite Damian's efforts, but let Selina in despite their history of her betraying him and choosing one more job, another scheme, one more break in over going straight.

Basically this issue is the explanation for what's happened/happening over in Teen Titans where Damian has started crossing lines, albeit nothing Bruce hasn't done himself in canon multiple times including Rebirth, and would rather die than speak to or see his father again. Just like the failed wedding is why Bruce went overboard on Jason, which if everyone is paying attention, what happened there and in Batman with the Penguin is also part of Bane's overarching plan that started with bombing the orphanage that Selina and Holly grew up in.

>How'd that work out?
If it happens then probably the same way Bendis makes anything work out - by ignoring cannon and doing whatever he feels like.

Damian is THIRTEEN stop this

Few more scenes of the two teen

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Huh, thanks Tom, I actually didn't click with that. Gonna go read that issue again with that in mind

i'm more concerned about Talia

You know I always thought Marvel had the best lolis and shotas. Maybe I've been sleeping on DC.

based pedophilebro

>Basically this issue is the explanation for what's happened/happening over in Teen Titans where Damian has started crossing lines, albeit nothing Bruce hasn't done himself in canon multiple times including Rebirth, and would rather die than speak to or see his father again.
Wow Batman is a cunt.

>Batman have Wonder Woman,
No he doesn't.