"Oh boy, I'm gonna get cucked!"
he deserves better.
"Oh boy, I'm gonna get cucked!"
Robert Stewart
Kayden Morgan
He's lucky Marco is a fucking faggot pussy who befriend him to save his ass. If Star find out he killed his friend she would never fuck him again.
David Brown
Jordan King
Isn’t that even more salt to injury, the guy befriends you and tell you there nothing happening with your girl and then cucks you
Thomas James
I-i-it's ok! As long as Star is happy, I'm happy!
Luke Diaz
>tried to brain wash star into his being girlfriend
>tried to murder marco on more than one occasion
he totally deserves this
Jordan Barnes
He really doesn't.
Charles Kelly
Yes, he deserves better.
It just that this "better" isn't there so we could see him earn it yet.
Why this show keep making its "false romantic leads" to never did anything wrong? It just makes Star and Marco the biggest assholes for just dating what they think they"really" want but not what they "really need".
Asher Edwards
That's why Star and Marco should get together, so no other good people can get hurt anymore.
If only Tom and Jackie had met, they could have a happy closure.
Liam Rivera
God, what a waste of Rider Strong.
Parker Price
I just... really fucking hate Star Vs. the Forces of Evil? I feel like I got meme'd into thinking it'd be good.
Look, I've watched Sugar's work. Steven Universe is often lumped into "the s 0 y trilogy" with this show and I honestly find that unfair and insulting to Sugar.
To call Star Vs. the Forces of Evil "farcical" would be to undercut the sheer magnitude of bullshit employs. Plot threads that arise only to contrive one another. Hundreds of pages of nigh-endless, retconning lore that establish a lot of important, but ultimately pointless worldbuilding. All to justify the most interesting character spending most of his screentime lying in wait only to job to a Super Saiyan butterfly.
I mean, not to call /ourgirl/ Daron Nefcy a hack or anything, but her magnum opus just feels needlessly cryptic and tone-deaf. Don't get meme'd into watching it, it's Gravity Falls for people who hate fun.
Ryder Kelly
Is it though? He got to voice the one person who dated Star.. TWICE! And earned the thing that the male protagonist (Marco) still didn't get since the beginning (being in a romantic relationship with Star) in just 2 Episodes (also count their past relation), and got to set his ass while the plot went along and every time he's featured he does something nice and the crowd goes wild rooting for him!
And now he's set to leave his girlfriend for her endgame (their best friend. Probably he'll do the breakup!) and the show will hook him up with someone in maybe 2 episodes and the crowd will go wild for them more than Starco!
Truly a story everyone will sing songs for!
Now, about a skater girl voiced by Grey DeLisle...
Luke Edwards
Is there a character in this gay show that hasn't been cucked?
James Johnson
Eclipsa, though she cucked both Shastakan and the septarian guy she dated before Globgor.
Levi Bailey
Janna.
Janna is the one cucking anthing around her. her mere presence is cucking anything. even the viewer. How many people fall in love with janna the second she had an occurring on the show and were let down when she had to play no bigger role.
Cooper Collins
He does. Unlike Marco, he is husbando materiel.
Jose Gray
Who?
Evan Thompson
Janna Banana. The sweetest angel ever been born out of a cartoon.
Luis Diaz
>Star is the cuck queen
>Eclipsa is the queen of cucking
Poetry
Jaxson Scott
Be sure to include me in your tumblr blog
Xavier Watson
He and Marco should hook up and Star grow up a spinster.
Seriously, as of S3, Marco has more chemistry with literally anyone in the cast except Star.
William White
>insulting to sugar
Fuck sugar, she is a hack, SU suck and is full of wasted potential and shity SOL storys that no one cares about
Lucas Brooks
>implying they both aren't
Isaiah Wright
He deserves be a cuck like Jackie
Thomas Johnson
He’s going to cuck star tho
Jonathan Turner
With Marco?
Luis Thomas
Yes
Grayson Martinez
reminder
Jason Davis
Marco literally wore River's "meat blanket" for two weeks straight without taking it off, even despite his girlfriends request to take the filthy gross rag off
and not to mention how he was bullied by a 6 year old
exact opposite of a Chad
Jayden Gonzalez
>implying Marco wouldn't be in the middle during their threesomes