Toonami General #3

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>lying to the hokage
good job sarada, now naruto gets rights to your ass

fuck you TGG
because you're not hear we get shitheads making terrible OPs

>She didn't snitch
something something goddamn Uchia

I hope the tmnt whoop his ass

yep

I like how Nardo full on tries to hit his kids

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I feel like vandalizing Mount Hokagemore should be a serious offense.

He does have a punchable face.

>ryuko still jobbing to esdeath

nice to see some things never change

How did Naruto even become Hokage? He's got zero versatility
He knows like, 2 abilities (Rasengan/variants, and shadow clone)
1 Summon
And talk no jutsu

Best girl and my loving wife

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*ahem*
FUCK MY DAD

She wouldn't mind that

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That's fine. Hope you're doing okay otherwise.

10/10 OP pic

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>Defile what is basically a National Monument
>Bruh, fuck my dad. He doesn't know shit and fuck monuments.
Boruto needs hit shit slapped.

Who would win?

Doomguy or goku?

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It's nice that the mangaka did a spiritual sequel about her.

Alright guys, time for your ninja test. Spot all of the ninjas hiding in this image.

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I hope TGG isn't a fucking popsicle right now.

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His dad did the same fucking thing though

>if LITERAL GOD used his LITERAL GODMODE he would find you using his OMNIPRESENCE
no shit

Puppy

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If you didn't notice, Naruto DID try to punch him in the face.

Are you stuck in a blizzard?

>This is such a drag.

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I think this might be a drag.

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I'm starting to get worried about Toonami General Guy.

>montage of kids training with their dads
>Salad just wandering alone
Isn't it sad

Does Bort EVER stop being a little shit?

user Naruto himself did worse in literally the first chapter of the manga.

His dad didn't have parents around. Boruto is just a shit child

Y'know, every time I watch Bort I realize how much I fucking loved Nart. Bort really drags the series through the mud, and I really hate how after all the Bullshit Nart went through, his payoff was a world that accepted him, but a family that didn't, and a job that wears him out in a bad way.

every salad episode until it happens

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because he's strong, he may not have many abilities, but he can glow and stuff, and hit hard

>Don't you ever compare me to my dad!
>You know, the guy who saved the world and beat ninja goddess and is the strongest ninja around.
Why is Boruto such an ungrateful shit?

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damnit, at first I thought this was going to be an episode about Boruto having more daddy issues
>boruto defacing a monument to piss dad off
>other dads are showing their kids how to ninja
>SUDDENLY NARUTO OUT OF NO WHERE TO START THE TRAINING
>pan to a sad Sarada

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yes, in 50 episodes

i mean tbf naruto did the same thing when he was 12.
Now that i think about it, why isn't there any kind of security detail to stop vandalism there?

Naruto gets a pass cuz he had no parents

>bonding over the annoyance they get from dealing with the uzumaki family

Said last thread he has no access IRL to his PC right now, must be phoneposting

He just said last thread that he was away from his computer.

He has the strongest chakra beast in the world in his stomach and can shoot giant energy balls. Also Sage Mode.

Also, he's the reincarnation of ninja Jesus.

Dont need no variety when you can just literally nuke shit

God, I love Rock Lee. He's just so great.

Currently in the Boruto Manga: Naruto is struggling against his version of Android 18.

Because he defeated the Bunny God and Kakashi LITERALLY handed him a nation he modernized. IF there is any troubles in the Leaf Village its because Naruto is a fuck up.

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hes probably stuck in the blizzard in the mid and east coast maybe. also no sign of TTGG and ATGG

its fucking chaos tonight
end of days
omens and shit

>if the test would make me lose weight I might be excited
Why does Cho Cho want to lose weight? Doesn't her ninja shit depend on it?

>It's Sarada's arc

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Naruto knows at least four since you forgot sage mode and tails beast bomb. Strongest fucker in village and he really wanted the job.

>its a bad dad episode

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I'm hear, was about to make a thread but this one beat me to it

do you think anyone would notice if the fat chick was voiced by amethyst's va?

BASED Chocho btfoing Uchiha shits

I don't have a dad you fat fuck.

>but a family that didn't,
You mean a SON that didn't.
His wife fucking loves him, his daughter loves him too. His 12 year old son is a little shit is all.

>Being a ninja is lame
What the fuck? Being a badass wizard monk with super powers is lame?

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>What's so great about being a Ninja
You're literally a descendant of one of the first shinobi and are daughter to one of the two strongest Ninja alive. You should know this

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ENOUGH OF THIS VALLEY GIRL SHIT!

Her dad hasn't taught her about their bloodline technique yet.

He was also shit on by the whole village so I could understand the "ya know what, really fuck them and their hokages"

LIGHTLY SALTED

Wait, I missed the last arc, what happened?
I thought he only had close range attacks besides his ninja star wind rasenngan, didn't think he cool shoot energy balls

>girl scout cookies just got delivered
>already ate 1/3 of a box

I don't think I can fucking DO this,user. It's only been 19 episodes and I'm slippin.

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Is that Clementine

>DONT YOU KNOW I'M A NIGGER AND HE ISN'T

What the fuck did viz hire raimi?

>it's an episode about Sarada having daddy issues

Dude, when you can throw enough Shadow Clones at something, you don't really need much else. In fact, most of Naruto's moveset is just the tactical application of Shadow Clones, and I fucking love that.

How does she not know her best friend's shitty home situation?

is this the first anime we've gotten where the dads dont suck

come on, the movie recap arc is actually decent

Technically he did in the form of Iruka, but Iruka punished him for it each time and Naruto honestly expected and accepted it. And Iruka himself did the exact same fucking thing, and was also an orphan, but the Third Hokage reprimanded him for it then tried to better him as a person.

Honestly Naruto doesn't try to better Bort and just throws generic speeches at him unlike Iruka or Sarutobi, but Bort does it not to lash out at people hating him or so forth and instead entirely out of spite for his dad. That's the real problem in all of this.

>are you and your dad
HAHAH

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>Chouji is one of THOSE dads

Completely unrelated question, but have you made any plans for the possible scenario of becoming a widow?

When does this show get good again?

>ISN'T IT OBVIOUS THAT WE'RE TOTALLY DIFFERENT?
Yeah I've noticed you fat nigger

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>only picture of Sauce is him in an akatsuki jacket
Kek

>Choji is a chip eating poser

What the fuck is Greg Universe doing here?

It's so depressingly realistic it's jarring.

>e've gotten where the dads dont suck
Most don't suck, Sausgay is a copter dad

Naruto didn't have parents to teach him better, Naruto was an outcast to the village, and Literally had a Demon Fox inside of him so nobody could do shit.

I want to fuck sakura

I shouldn't be laughing but

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he supposedly gained a bunch more ninjutsu ever since the whole sage reincarnation thing was revealed but we never really get to see it.

It's probably because everyone is that, when everyone is special nobody is

>daddy issues

COME JOIN US, YOU ARE IN GOOD COMPANY

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Father of the year

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Why the hell does he have a family picture in his terrorist coat?!

>modern times
>kids unironically say "What's so great about being a motherfucking NINJA anyways?"

What has this world come to? God I hate zoomers. Beep boop don't forget to hit like and subscribe

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>again

>he thinks it gets good

So does the Sharingan cause eye issues? Because that's actually really funny and that's really cool

Because she's under the impression guys don't wanna fuck fatties.

I like to think it's a file photo from the hokage

>maybe
How many eyes did Sauce fry?

Does she really not know that Sasuke is never around? This is like Sakura forgetting that Sasuke has no parents while saying Naruto has it easy being an orphan.
He probably isn't finished growing, soooooo...

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Is it? I fucking hope so.

Yes

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the shows the same as naruto, you changed.

It's a nice coat.

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You guys are SO fucking funny!

what the fuck does pain's eyeball even do

Sakura getting BTFO

It always cracked me up that Sasuke "went out to buy some smokes" on Sakura and Sarada.

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Reminder that Sakura's about to show how more retarded she is by destroying the fucking house in a tantrum and then realized she hadn't even paid it off yet.

Only from Iruka, everyone else wanted to lynch him

>bad eyes

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Why is Sasuke such a dounce bag

>You don't seem to know much about your own husband
That's just the iceburg kiddo

What the fuck does Sakura even do?

Wait a minute, don't tell me, the glasses is how she finds out?

Using certain types of the Sharingan can harm the user's eyesight.
I'm not sure if the vanilla Sharingan does.

this is kind of real, bros.

Sarada said literally nothing wrong, though.

He makes friends with Kurama (9 tails) and gets a new super mode from it.

the chad saber

>Kishi backpedaled on Karin being Sarada's real mom.

Shame. He should've stuck with it.

Damn kids are fucking dicks to their parents in this show.

God DAMN, Salad!

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Who is the worst anime dad who is still trying to be a good parent?

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Hey, this is actually getting pretty sad.

Also
>The Noble Uchiha

Can anyone explain how the daughter of a super special eye power clan and the best healer around needs fucking glasses?

Ichigo's dad didn't suck

get her pussy plowed

Wish I could find the archive for the thread that episode aired, I recall some great jokes like "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!"

be worst girl

>she didn't even tell her about the one good thing about being an Uchiha

jesus fuck what a terrible mother

>Sakura didn’t wear glasses
>Sauce didn’t wear glasses
>Karin wore glasses
Big think

Overusing some of the abilities do. Nothing as far as the vanilla sharingan iirc

>Mangeyko used to be hidden knowledge
>You can now go to the library and look how its formed.

>The Anti-Sakurafags are storming in.

shes a nurse or doctor, not sure

>Grave misfortune
that's not UNtrue.

The sharingan activation is literally tied to how autistic Uchiha are.

Parasyte dad was cool.

does she ever learn her dad was a fucking terrorist traitor

Talking about Naruto

>SABER

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>Sarada justifiably roasting her stupid-ass mother over her shitty love life descisions

This is everything I've ever wanted out of Naruto

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Why doesn't she know anything about him or his mission anyway?

>sakura never bothered to tell salad about the uchiha
>she had to read it in a book first
shit mother and worst girl. she and sasuke deserve each other

Stop spoiling it for people watching for the first time. I was see there reactions.

Lmao they had to ban people from reading about Sasuke.

Here it comes, the big fuckup

The fox wasn't driving his delinquency though, he just acted like a shit like his son is.

Intergra Van Hellsing's dad left her an eldritch abomination as a house pet....so there's that

There was no backpedaling. She was never the mother.

she lost the naruto bowl and became a single mom and a nurse.

Naruto never took his own kid to his favorite ramen place.

Isn't it more like reverse autism?

SASOOKAY, HE'S REALLY COOL!

That's the only Picture he's taken in the last 20 years.

Come on, there's on way it wasn't planned. That was one hell of a ride, though. I still have a screencap saved.

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>t. Sakura

THE AUTHORITIES DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT SASUKE UCHIHA

THE UZUMAKIS ARE HIDING SOMETHING

#NOTMYHOKAGE

they look similar

>Naruto trying to cover the truth

>The Anti-Sakurafags
You mean normal people?

>Sasuke and Salad are the only Uchiha left
So, their bloodline is doomed, right? You can't rebuild a population from two people without a shitload of incest, and even then you get a defective population.

Oh its THIS arc
This is the only Boruto manga I've read and Sarada pissed me off during the whole thing.

I imagine Sasuke lost the rights to concealing that information after becoming a terrorist.

>All the books on Sasuke are restricted
Guess they don't want everyone to know he's a terrorist

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OH SHIT

she was a combat medic who got some special training from the greatest doctor of her generation

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So this what nigger families are like

>shit's restricted
AHAHAHAHA
It's because he's a fucking cunt and was a bad guy for the bulk of shippuden

don't you know, gotta stop future ninja school shooters

The Ballad of Pinkshit 2: Cuckold Boogaloo

>Are you actually married to my father
That's actually a good fucking question. Like I don't believe for a second that they're actually married.

yes, Sakura, attack your child

Sakura BTFO

KEK-QUEEN

The Uchihas would want people to know how great they are so they fear them.

>black families

How does Sakura look bad in this? All of you know the reason why Sasuke isn't around and she didn't destroy their house on purpose. How you fags retarded?

Oh fuck I thought she was actually about to punch her there

Salad's voice sounds really familiar.
What else has she been in?

>are you actually my mother

THIS SHIT GETTIN TENSE

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fair enoughI just want to post pics of best girl

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>This week on Boruto: Family Issues

Holy fuck this is starting to hurt

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Sarada may be an Uchiha, but she's pretty based to btfo her own mother.

Sarutobi did nothing wrong.
Genociding the Uchiha was the best decision.

Those ungrateful fucks:
>Got to help found the Village
>Literally become the Police of the Village ot security it from all threats
>Literally got to LIVE on an all-paid all exclusive compound where they can live as Kings
>They are literally loved and respected by everyone in the Village
Like fuck the Uchiha. Those fuckers tried to coup for no reason.

Ex-terrorist.

Sarada is literally saying everything I've said about this relationship.

Holy shit, why can't they just tell her?

Would you actually let people know the second strongest dude in the village is a terrorist who joined a snake pedo to kill all the leaders and take the village by force in a coup where only one other guy was awake?

Yeah right, with that design at the very least the author had it as an option

does he ever come home?

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The mission was to get a pack of cigarettes

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He went on a mission to the cigarette store.

Oh fuck

good

What the fuck is wrong with Sakura and Naruto? Sakura literally just punched the floor and broke a house. Naruto doesn’t know how to raise a child

>being pro-sakura

What the fuck is going on with sakura in this arc? Why is she acting so fishy?

>somewhere, Holland is smiling

there goes the fuckin house

Good fucking job

>Leveled her own house
Sakura you idiot

>apologized for raising her voice
>not for smashing the fucking ground 5 feet away from her
And she destroyed the house. Bravo, Sakura.

Kishimoto's not writing the series anymore, it's Ukyo Kodachi. Also, this arc was 100% stalling from the beginning. It was never going to be Karin.

>sorry I raised my voice
But not sorry that you put a crater in the ground.

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Sakura just killed roughly 10 patients

I remember when this show was about ninja.

>faints again

>haha I destroyed our home xD

What are housing prices like in Konoha

Given the population boom i bet shit is pricey

jesus tap dancing christ single mothers are the worst
she just destroyed her fucking house and now her kid is homeless

Where's ninja Hitler during all this?

My wife Shizune arrives!

>the loan's not payed off
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

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GODDAMNIT SAKURA

Sakura, such a failure of a human being that she didn't even get to kiss Sasuke and couldn't even get a proper photo of them together

Fucking lmao

we don't give a fuck about 3rd person omniscient perspective

from Sarada's perspective this is a real dick way to raise a child

God this is annoying. Salad is so fucking grating and so is her "serious" moments.

this is hilarious

No, that's just in the manga. In the Anime, he's on a mission to buy milk from the grocery store

shut up and laugh

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherami_Leigh

Booooooring

Get to the ninja fights

Down to the wife wrecking the house, gg Boruto

>cigarette mind

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... You mean there are pro-Sakura people? That doesn't sound right.

I'll admit that it's a nice house so I guess it's a bit understandable but Sakura is a renowned war hero and a skilled Doctor. And her best friend is basically the president. She doesn't OWN her house?

>They don't even have a picture together.
It's just as funny as it was when the manga dropped.

>it's the sakura cuckening arc

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SASAGA SARUKA YOU DESTROYED YOUR OWN FUCKING HOUSE WITHOUT THE MORTGAGE PAID I SURE FUCKING WONDER WHOS GONNA PAY IT OFF

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>Debt

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YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM

How can cigarettes be Thing in Boruto

KEK ALERT
>sakura doesn’t even have a picture of them together
My sides

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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I mean theoretically every male in the village could just take turns impregnating Sarada, and that'd probably solve it.

Oh my god, it's not even a family picture. She just put a picture of herself over his terrorist picture.

This relationship is genuinely concerning.

SAKURA SELF INSERTED HERSELF INTO A PICTURE WITH SASUKE LMAOOO

Jesus. Does Kishimoto hate Sakura?

Oh
oh NO
WE'RE AT THIS FUCKING ARC??

OH SHIT THIS FORESHADOWING IS NARUTO HAS NOTHING ON BLACK CLOVER

THIS PICTURE IS GOING TO LEAD TO SOMEWHERE IM GUESSING

KEKED

>Sakura didn't even have the courtesy to use ninja photoshop for the family picture

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>COULDN'T EVEN GET A PHOTO WITH HIM

Holy shit Sakura

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$3500/month for a studio apartment

That bitch was too lazy to cut Sasuke out of the portrait and this happens. FFS

REMINDER THIS WAS WRITTEN BY KISHI HIMSELF AND NOT THE NEW GUY.

>not even the same picture

considering the existence of Earth jutsu the labor costs of fixing someone's house should be next to nothing.

I wanna fuck fatty

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a commerical this late?

Why have the whole picture? Why not just cut out Saucegay's portrait?

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>Who is this
She was your dad's stalker back when they were crazy teenagers.
Pic related

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I can't believe we are doing a cuckold arc

>holy shit this woman has glasses just like me
>She must be my mom
is Sadara retarded?
Can't she just look for a birth certificate

Naruto didn't have anyone's example to follow. He doesn't know what parenthood is like.

Naruto has an excuse, he wasn't raised himself.
Sakura's just Sakura.

>Naruto doesn’t know how to raise a child

I mean Naruto has the benefit here of being an orphan with no real parents to raise him right until he was a teen

Sakura has no excuse, she's just a battered housewife

Narcon cola light mind

I'm sure it's just a coincidence the author noticed and decided to play up during the arc for cheap drama.

STRAP IN MOTHERFUCKER
IT'S TIME TO RIGHT MISTAKES

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Damn Sakura, doesn't the leaf village have photoshop?

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>Asuna
That's it.

This cuckold arc is the best thing to ever come out of Nardo

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Sakura is such an awful mother
can't even tell how upset her kid is and then tries to threaten her into silence

I don't know how ninja loans work, but in our world you'd let the bank foreclose on the now worthless property and they'd take the hit.

Even after finishing the arc I dont remember a valid reason

Is Sarada's real mom Karin?

Is this ninja code for Tsunade's tits?

>I remember when this show was about ninja.
>about ninja
Good joke user

we all do

She's the chief of the hospitals in Konoha or something.

>her best friend is basically the president
who
Ino? Even that's a stretch

Fatty a cute.

Mostly to be contrarian.

How did they ever get married?
BOI.

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>Asuna
haha

>all this can be solved by literally telling Sarada just a little bit about Sasuke
>her eye issues are literally from crying and no one can notice it

What the fuck. Why are the adults so dumb?

Hi again Shizune
Also why wouldn't Sakura cut the rest of the group out? She hardly even knows them.

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Asuma smoked them all the time.

>it's the family drama arc
Fuck me

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So you're saying you agree with the adult woman who just vented lethal force because her daughter asked simple questions about her father, and then passed out despite being a trained ninja?

They showed shikamaru smoking last week.

>Sakura is based on Kishi's wife
>Kishi makes an arc of Sakura's daughter thinking her mom is a cuck

I'm more concerned about his own marriage, to be honest.

POST IT I MISSED IT

She probably would've found a way to fuck that up too. What she did instead was retarded but she was at least smart enough not trust herself with scissors.

You assume the earth element dudes actually want to do that shit.

If I was Sakura I'd fucking kill myself. I think Sarada is the only thing in her dumpster fire of a life that keeps her going.

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Yes
Actually yes

Why does he hate women so much?

>read up about sasuke
>learn how to be a terrorist evading capture for years AND how to get away with it

This time on Boruto: The Maury Hidden in the Leaves

>this absolutely nigger tier pepsi commercial

She voiced Iris Heart and Asuna?

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Are you retarded?

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If he hates the ship so much why make it canon? was it truly exec meddling and this is him venting?

Aren't there only like 35 released chapters of this shit right now.

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KEKED!
Imagine being a Sakura fag.

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I would think Naruto would have given her a free house if not because he used to love her, but so that his terrorist best friend's family would have a house he can take them hostage in

Sasuke had a chance of rebuilding his clan if he actually gave Sakura 5+ kids or better yet, took multiple wives and had kids with them all. At least that way he could keep the Uchiha name alive even if realistically his genes would be heavily diluted.

But no, he had ONE (1) kid and it was a girl. Doomed clan.

>>all this can be solved by literally telling Sarada just a little bit about Sasuke
Sakura doesn't know anything about Sasuke.
And a lot of the village probably hasn't really forgiven him.

I like to think that she's just bad with handling money

but seriously she's probably prone to destroying her own home so likely this isn't her first house

Get in line, Muchacho.

would you fuck H&R Block Lisa

>That Photo was taken when your dad was trying to kill pretty much all of us. Haha good times

>That was taken a very long time ago...
>Back when your father was a cold blooded terrorist, I mean.

Yes.

>kishi keeps Karin as Salad's mom
>mfw Sasuke fucked an Uzumaki after all

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>years

The cuckquean that keeps on going!

This is actually fun watching having never watched an episode of Naruto in my life. It really adds some mystery to these episodes.

OH MY GOD SHES SO ANNOYING

if i had the power to construct houses instantly then damn right i would monetize that shit.

>Duckbutt abandoned her when she was a baby

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>Can't she just look for a birth certificate
Keep watching

>She asked if Sakura was her real mother

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JUST FUCKING TELL HER

>dad was a terrorist who tried to kill your village
>mom destroys your house when you ask her about it
Salad's got a fucked up life.
Sounds like a perfect recipe for Sasuke 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Look Sarada. You were born in Mexico. You're actually an illegal immigrant. Sorry.

So what?
holy shit fuck off

>lol why are you so interested in your own family and the odd circumstances of your own birth that the village keeps secret from you?

>she's wearing the same glasses that I wear

except they are different colors and different shapes

OH HEY CHOJI'S BROWN WIFE

Chouji's such a lucky bastard

>There are no records of my birth
>that doesn't mean anything
Shizune you're a medic you know why that's bullshit

>he was a good friend

>Kakashi didn't breed Shizune
Kakashi had one job.

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You think Choji eats pussy like that?

Wow, she has quite a range. I'm quite familiar with both characters in dubs and I wouldn't have thought of them as the same person.

>He said sorry

I doubt a real black mom would put up with any of what ChoCho just said.

What a fatty fat fat

they play it off but he was a rich kid growing up, that helps

Choji is adorable

does chocho have dual citizenship?

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I guess this episode wasn't annoying enough so we have fat fuck now.

You are going to need the one wood element guy still alive and I doubt he wants to help.

>Sarada, did I ever tell you about Sasuke? He declared war on the 5 Kages and almost killed me as well as Naruto. He was a good friend.

Chou Chou a cute!

CHOU CHOU A CUTE!

How do you think he got married

Who the fuck did Choji marry

If he won't beed her I will.

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>I don't look like any of them
>Her mother is literally the only brown Ninja in the entire fucking village
Are you serious right now?

Sick Chocho a cute

HOW DID CHOJI HOOK UP WITH CHOCOLATE?!

She was my favorite girl in Naruto

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>In the Leaf Village
Key words.

Pakkun had a falling out with Tonton and they don't want a repeat of that

how do japanese kids get off talking to their parents like salada and chocho do

>LET'S HURRY UP AND GIVE IT TO HER.

N-nani the fuck

>thin chocho in the flashback
oh shit, she was cool for all of 5 seconds

>Based parents embarrassing their shitty kids

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>Karui's demure posture
Holy shit, Choji fucked the bitch out of her.

>Sakura doesn't know anything about Sasuke.
That's the worst part. Sakura was literally just one of his random fangirls to the point that Kishimoto made her bland and boring on the principle of not knowing how to write female characters. Half of the drama of the series stems from her trying to confront her feelings for him like they're some true love, which the narrative itself pushes in the endgame of Shippuden, but not one single fucking time did Sasuke ever acknowledge this. All she did was fawn over him without even bothering to know what his life was like or what the hell he'd been through. Shit, if I remember right, she even bitched about Naruto having no one to reign him in because he had no parents or something after Sasuke said he saved them from Gaara, and Sasuke gave her shit about it. I can't quite remember the line but still.

in irl japan theyd get their shit slapped

Get this gay snakeboy out of here this is the girl episode

angry brown chick from the cloud villiage who slapped the shit our of Naruto when the leaf wouldn't give them intel on Sasuke

Oh my God fat incest is driving

Fuck, does anyone of these kids have a happy and content childhoo... oh wait, Rock Lee is doing a pretty good job.

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Karui.

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Apparently the choice of frame style is hereditary.

>sick Cho-cho
No penis. She's too young please.

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snake boy out of nowhere

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>shit guys badass smart funny girls: the anime

>Brown

Does that snake kid read tvtropes?

Is Meat Ski not a girl?

Mitsuki is such a creeper

y....yo

Expansion Jutsu

Also he eats pussy like a freak

Chou Chou's suburban middle class teenage angst is actually a really good foil for Sarada. This is genuinely good writing.

>delicate maiden

>I can tell youre related to that fatass

Rate this episode of boruto.

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>calling your friends 'friends'
people don't do that, right?

>Mitsuki just staring at them in the background

Chocho's voice actor was a terrible choice

Adults tell a lot of lies to children.

literally me

That's not how a lens flare on TTGL would look

Welp. She's fuckin lost it.

>I'm gonna wring it out of him
GUYS?

I can't believe the new guy didnt write this.

>I'll just find my dad and ask him myself
Yeah do the one thing half the cast of the series had trouble doing in Shippuden

>What's that say? Tuck my bass?

Gold for ninja cuckoldry

Tala moana, warrior.

Pokemon Purple.

Is the white haired by orochimarus or something
where is the teacher orochimaru infected

i wish she'd wring me out hoho

what the fuck is up with his eyes

That was some wall breaking shit Mitsuki just pulled

Their childhoods are fine. Teenagers always make up bullshit drama. Girls especially.

Please don't remind me of my tvtropes phase

>Chocho's voice actor was a great choice
FTFY

The kids are this way because their parents grew up in a wartime era.

Orange Offspring

Same for salad mixed with the shit dialogue.

There's nothing about this I don't approve. Suffering for all.

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based snake boi snakeing up on thots and laying down truth

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yeah, gold

How on Earth does anybody think they can beat The Sauce at this point?

I mean, I totally get how he'd have people trying to kill him, but come on.

You mean the fatass anko

It's the same as Ino's I think

is this gonna be an actual arc?

Were in gold for the next few weeks.

Literally nothing is stopping Sasuke from writing a letter or giving a call or sending a text. Even if it's only once every 3 months or some shit. Even if it's only every 6 months. For fucks sake man at least try!

shes like 10 and doesnt know that yet

Chocho is the best female character in this show.

Uhh... was the ending always exactly what this arc is about?

Inojin seemed to turn out fine, considering the parents

So has Sasuke actually been doing anything important, or has he just been dicking around for years avoiding his family?

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Yes
She's fat now

>I'm gonna suck it dry out of him.
Okay, was this in the japanese version?

So... what does Sasuke's eyes do now anyways? Like, I know originally they let you copy techniques, but I figure it got way more complicated than that.

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Like you were the only one. Countless hours tirelessly spent.

Gold

Was that sooskie?

purple

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Orochimaru gave birth to Meat Ski

RIPIP
He died bro.

Exactly, Kishi can do some good stuff once in a while.

Oh fuck he has the eye shit thing.

it started like a week or two ago

>hit, if I remember right, she even bitched about Naruto having no one to reign him in because he had no parents
That's chapter four. It's pretty much the first time we see Sasuke and Sakura, and yeah, she sticks her foot in her mouth pretty bad there and doesn't even understand why Sasuke got pissed about her shittalking orphans.

Did the credits just list someone for "continuity"?

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It's definitely an decent counterposition
It's actually a bit interesting for a change, so gold.

Did you not see the end of Shippuuden? Sasuke is the reincarnation of Ninja Jesus' evil brother and he winds up getting a super Sharingan in one eye and a Rinnegan (like Pain) in the other.

Reminder: DEKU HAS 7 QUIRKS NOT 1

So this game is supposed to be shit

Yes.

So is this the Salad show? Even the credits have just been her shit.

>Cho-cho is Sarada's best friend
We need to protect her life at all costs, because if she fucking dies then we're gonna have another deranged vengeful Uchiha with eye-hack powers on our hands.

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he has SPECIAL EYES

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Time to go shopping for the camp /Toonami General/.
Think your Quirk could help you find some good bargains, or avoid the creepy guy following you around?
Powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

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Tracking down moonmen.

Guess Kurenai is still the best

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I think he's been doing constant missions as a form of self-imposed exile. Lazy bastard hasn't even gone back to get a prosthetic arm yet

Now he can create super death flames and create super illusions as well as apparently warp hole, and he also has a Rinnegan so he can use all the elements.

>Literally nothing is stopping Sasuke from writing a letter or giving a call or sending a text
It's Sakura.
Why bother? She's stuck around through worse.

CONTINUITY! BOM

7 QUIRKS

MY BRAND!

he's investigating some shit on the down low for Naruto

So she's a 2/10.

Also fuck this pig ad. I want to hurt whoever made it.

Naruto or Madara can?

How were we supposed to know you were a snake kid?
Eh...

He's trying to find remnants left behind by Kaguya to know more about the rest of her clan.

It's time for heroes and villains, with a good emphasis on villains this time.

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HERO TIME

nope
all i know that nardo and saucegay are Gods now in a literal sense

Sasuke is Ninja Indra while Naruto is an Asura

>Shikamaru got the opportunity to hit that

Lucky bastard.

Oh shit you're right

How many people got their shit pushed in like that? Not even the current Hokage could do it.

Usually that means someone on staff whose job is to keep the canon consistent. Long running franchises often have someone doing that job at least part-time.

>when she goes full fox mama

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is it time for black clover already?

OH NONONONONO

We're not even close to that in Shippuden right now.
Basically, he get's a Rinnegan, like Pain.

Toriyama should hire a continuity guy.

Haven't been paying attention, what's /ourguy/ up to nowadays?

she's an old granny now

Speaking of ads that one LoL ad hasn't aired

Yellow.

>MHA and SAO next
Fuck, can we just get to MegaloBox already?

>naruto always wanted to bone sakura
>naruto spent years trying to rescue someone who hated him
>sakura always wanted saucegay despite never spending more than 5 minutes with him
>naruto becomes hokage and sends saucegay away from the village for years to punish both of them

Unironically, this was Sasuke's last interaction with Sakura before the chapter where they hooked up.

This is not a good relationship. This is not a functional relationship. It barely qualifies as a relationship.

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I guess I could see myself apprenticing under Thirteen.

One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
(you're gonna love this)
Seven.
Seven Quirks.

>106097147
>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Explosive_Blood
I am the most edgy hero in the world

Yeah, Sorry.

You're referring to Anko. she's still around.

Time for My Hero Academia!

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It's i'ight I guess

He doesn't actually need to try. Sakura wanted this and why should he put any effort into any relationship? The only thing he makes an effort for is Naruto and doing the job his butt buddy gave him.

I can understand why Cho-cho is suspicious. She's the only kid who's not a carbon copy of her parents.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Supernatural_Roar
>User is glaringly, obviously and super/unnaturally able to shout a roar beyond normal limitations of there species because their capabilities are pushed beyond the natural level; making there roar immensely more powerful than any regular being.
Okay I'm fine.

He's finding the moonmen as community service.

Hey /tg/, do we have a gun?

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O MY 7 QUIRKS

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Superpower_Evolution
Did I just One for All other people's Quirks and probably become a macguffin

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Thats cool I guess

ah that rights, Villains are going to start doing shit

>a brat
how dare you shiggy

Time for the show that hasn't reached the hype everyone gossiped about.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mountain_Destruction
Um. Maybe?

BEST GRILL ON THE SCENE

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Time to watch My Hero Academia
But don't watch too closely or Tsuyu might SWAT you.

>"I like them older, All Might."

Based.

YANDERE ALRET

SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET

T O G A

NEW THREAD

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Ho hey, it's Endevour's bastard son

>toga will never kill me
Why even not die.

Yeah she's crazy.

seems all the more reason that Karin is the real mother, although she was also impaled through the chest by Sasuke

God Toga's voice is fucking grating. But I guess any girl that crazy would have a grating voice.

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>Your favorite comic book supervillain has to make a pitch to join the League of Villains
How does it go?

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what a shitty voice actor

ITS STILL ON PAGE 1 FAG

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I want to FUCK FUCK FUCK HIMIKO TOGA

That was one of the few things he's said that didn't piss me off.

>handy man
That's pretty good.

I want Toga to suck me.

fug

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*dabs on the heroes*

Ruined Toga

>Is she crazy
This coming from the guy covered in fucking HANDS

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Gonna use my powers to shop, run into Mount Lady, and fuck her on my camping supplies.

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Shiggy is such a fucking BRAT.

I want Toga to humiliate me publicly.

Cute. CUTE

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>Eric Vale's evil voice
Holy shit, he really can't do anything besides "laid back cool guy" and Trunks.

is it just me or is kurogiri hot as fuck?

I can already tell I'm not gonna like this girl.

still fuckin' would
I'd destroy that post-menopaused pussy like nagasaki

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Talent_Theft
>The user can steal the physical and mental skills, talents and specialties of another person. In some cases, the user gains that skill or talents for themselves while in other cases they simply remove the talent from someone else.

That is some nice powers and talents you guys got there. It would be a shame if you guys were to have them stolen.

Reminder that we have never seen any animal mutants that were the same type but yet somehow while living in the same city both of Tsuyu's parents have frog quirks which means that they were siblings before getting married, the same goes with Toru's parents since they both coincidently have the same exact quirk.

>bastard

I can tell I don't like you

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Temporal_Presence
Always gonna be on time for the best sales. No matter when. Couldn't have gotten a power more perfect for this one.

>I don't work for you. You work for me...

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He's basically preparing for about 10 full years for the Naruto version of the Saiyan Invasion. I'm not even shitposting, dude wasted 10 years of his life on that and to find some fake Uchihas.

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So basically i'm based Iskandar now.

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She's hot but I don't like her shtick or what seems to be it.