UgoJesse Thread

Let's learn about the Nigerian comics scene, Yea Forums!

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twitter.com/ugo_jesse?lang=en
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davido
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guardian_Prime
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=W27PnUuXR_A
bbc.com/pidgin
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masterkraft_(producer)
theguardian.com/world/gallery/2016/jan/21/africas-avengers-meet-the-new-black-superheroes-in-pictures
designindaba.com/articles/creative-work/nigerian-writer-ziki-nelson-his-upcoming-comic-book-featuring-15-african
blackenterprise.com/the-business-of-black-comic-books/
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Ugojesse is basically writing PSA comics about important issues in their society.

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twitter.com/ugo_jesse?lang=en
Pretty crazy to think about just how messed up Nigeria is, according to these. I feel bad for them.

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Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=8Ro36uxdDrI

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Chioma is some Nigerian celebrity, married to famous singer Davido. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davido

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If anyone has any idea what this one means, help me out.

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This one I honestly like. He's getting philosophical.

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>that is even if you think

buuuuuuuuurn

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>But seriously if you have minors as help please treat them right.

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What the fuck is happening in this one

>YOU WON'T GIVE HEAD
>YOU'VE BEEN SAYING "WE DA BEST"

No idea

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>even on a distant continent, black men still love they mamas

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pic related

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>withdrawing 100k

Is he a fucking drug dealer

Awww. So many of his comics have to do with relationships, I wonder why?
He's the prince that keeps sending you gold.

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There was an uproar a while ago when DJ Khaled said he doesn't perform but will still take oral sex.

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>Love n support her -Ugojesse

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>The /fit/ struggle

This thread reminds me of Guardian Prime, Nigeria's big superhero. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guardian_Prime
>I saw that Nigeria was filled with so much negativity. This hero [was] designed to give us faith to see that our actions and words could indeed make a difference and throw a positive light on Nigeria to a global audience

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Apparently there were rapes or some sort of bad behavior in taxis.

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These are weird and the art is bad but some of them are actually interesting?

Saved.

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>the man with the most money can't get a clear view of life just like the poor uneducated man

Woah, that's deep

I'll see if I can find the necklacing one.

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>his stupidity is trending more than his entire career
Epic.

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>I don't want anybody to pour me pepper, I'm not yourba stew.
I don't fully understand this expression but I love it.

Seriously though, African stews are top-tier.

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>the one thing that fat fuck won't eat

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so she is already pregnant with another man's child, and he has an STI
really makes me think

This guy's alright

It's not like AIDS is exactly unknown down there.

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based

I'm gonna try to use that in conversation as much as I can.

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Dope

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>you were born unfortunate
i think i like this

so how often is cheating or being raped down there? these have humor in them but i dont think im the target audience

Found it!

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Where would Rick and Morty get you at?

this kind of insult reappears in his strips when someone is ignorant of medical conditions

Also i just looked up yoruba stew and outside of a cup of oil or more being used it looks fucking amazing

Dunno. That's why I started this thread, because we're not the target audience (unless we've got some Nigerians here) and it's fun learning about new things.

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>Zimbabwean security forces have established essentially a military dictatorship
>zimbabweans are saying the new government sucks so hard they actually miss zimbabwe

Zimbabwe: the country which always going from bad to worse.

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;_;

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>How I Became Yours.png

Nice insight Satan.
Higher than the roof.

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>nigerians fear the CS, less than 5% give birth that way
>1/3 of american women give birth through CS

Makes you think

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These guys made me bust out laughing.

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>zimbabwe

Meant Mugabe. I think this comic is africanizing my brain.

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get the fuck out of my house yung sheldon

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>This entire thread

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I can't hate these comics
they are misguided dA tier drawings with more than a few positive messages

If he can convince one more person to be aware of their ignorance, that's worth making a bunch of shit like this

I can't wait for Yea Forums to spoof this and create a bunch of shitty comics with neckbeard problems

I want to meet this Masterkraft guy.

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The artwork is terrible but apparently the messages are needed.

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>the roach has a fez

hehe

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Baby's crying, let's tie her up!

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Don't forget about all the advertisements he makes for Nigerian sex pills and pussy perfume. I mean I ain't judging. Dude's got to make a living after all. If Viagra offered me a bunch of money to draw up some mspaint add for them I'd fucking jump at the chance. I just think that these are some of his funniest shit. Pic related.

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I had no idea about these. That's hilarious.

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w-why does the kid have a yuge fukken gash in its head

Face cancer? Brain tumor?

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Nigeria is a silly place but I do respect the hustle.

It's like babby's first porn comic but by a (presumably) fully grown African person advertising dick pills

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I love the poor guys in the Congo who dress up like rich dandies. youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=W27PnUuXR_A

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Me in the middle

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Ba dum tsh

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I respect these men just for wearing three piece suits in the fucking Congo. I'd be drenched in sweat as soon as I left the house.

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...brehs

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I'm glad to see Ugo pander to my fetish but what the fuck is the joke here?

Yeah, there's a whole subculture around it. Pretty fascinating.

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I think that's one of his sex pill ads.

>Yea Forums meets a girl.jpg

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>when I noticed the fucking tubular bulge of the towel extending all the way out like it's been vacuum sealed

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Is that a giant vibrating dildo?

I think it is.

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Yeah "overcharge any battery" meaning getting them good Lagos feelings

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>Coronation of that dick

Supreme kek

>red jacket with black and white checkers

Dat iz one snazzy git.

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>begone thot.jpg/no way fag

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damn

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That’s the unfunniest thing I’ve read all day

You haven't been reading the rest of these?

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>O boy see format, if this one grow enter government...Even our national anthem go loss

>Bros no vex, country hard

>that nigga's giant head, the yellow mario pipe, laptop and random lantern

What did he mean by this

Sounds like something a mother would say

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You ain't seen nothing yet.

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>TEARS CLOTH

that's a lot of cum

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It's like a cross between the Korean comic strips and the anti bullying strip generator

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Mudslides.

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Fucking strokepost tier

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Ugojesse is nigerian? I thought he was just autistic and from some American ghetto

Nope, he's from Lagos.

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Was I born unfortunate or is that first dude having a stroke?

>I thought
You did not

You may be born unfortunate

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The first dude is unnecessarily dissing side artists and the second dude is telling him he's retarded and should stfu

I'm seriously turned on right now.

Really makes you think...

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Is Oga just a really common name or is it some kind of informal thing like dude or bro?

According to Google, it means boss. Basically like dude or bro, I think.

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lmao

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>the dude pointing in the complete opposite direction

It's the little things

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The kid clearly had brain cancer and the mom had breast cancer.

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>don't let thots drain your pockets without at least draining your balls too

Sound fucking advice UgoJesse

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Is this /h/ or /d/?

>MMLUA

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Oy vey

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I like how these look like they were drawn in fucking Flash.

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shieet, what shitty people

What a fucking twist!

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Don't you hate when you confuse the washing machine for the oven?

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Bringing the fucking bants, UgoJesse

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>a dildo so large that I blows the power to your house
My sides

Do you have the one with the kid with crippled legs?

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I don't think so, but I'll see if I can find it.

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god damn I wonder how many nigerian kids have had their first fap to ugojesse's horny comics.

Can't find it yet, but I'm looking through his Twitter.

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Okay


what the fuck is this about

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Reminder than BBC has an african news website thats all in "Pidgin English".

bbc.com/pidgin

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Death Battle: Africa Edition is my guess. Can't help you about the frog and duck.

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Brutal

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This looks like something out of Tails Gets Trolled.

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>even jesus did not become a carpenter like his father

Wait what

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Jesus was a Carpenter though

Yeah, he needs a fact checker.

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These fuckers talk like Jojo characters like I legit expect one of them to dress like a Dandy and threaten to give a character appendicitis by punching him

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could that be part of the joke? that the little kid is an idiot that doesn't know what they're talking or dreaming about?

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can you just skip to the ones that have the penis bulges
please

No

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This is about DJ khaled saying he doesnt eat out chicks. Basically just rhetoric against that (his catch phrase is "we a best" btw)

Copy-paste, dear UgoJesse?

I had hoped for better from you

please
?

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I'm just posting direct from his Twitter, nothing stopping you from checking it out.

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nothing making you not post them...
:/

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Fuck off faggot

>white nigerian

Nigeria never had a significant european population like algeria, libya, kenya or southern africa though. Probably is about nigerians who bleach their skin.

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apparently fela kuti died over a decade before i ever even heard of him and i just now noticed

Oh, that makes more sense.

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Clever

There are so many good reaction images from these comics.

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Yikes

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This kid'll regret turning this down in a few years.

This is the perfect meme. You don't need to know anything else

Who is supposed to be in the wrong on this one?

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>Before he could talk, we started burning him

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Here's your penis bulge, user.

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MOAR

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Jollof sounds really good.

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these are weirdly wholesome. a simple people, but not weighed down by exposure to nihilist philosophies or the knowledge that their country's power comes from centuries of bloody imperialism

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This one is EXACTLY like an Assaekiga comic.

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That's like saying a child rationalizing the death of a parent despite having neither esoteric nor philosophical education is wholesome, because the child is too ignorant to understand what has happened outside of a biological, exoteric level, and has to come with some juvenille understanding of the event.

Just be honest and say Nigerians are dumb, but they aren't dumb enough to not know they're being played by someone who hates them and isn't truly Nigerian at their core.

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>Nigerian webcomic artists can criticize world leaders more tastefully than American comedians

What a world we live in, huh?

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Listening to Tenhi while posting these feels pretty weird.

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songs of solomon is a lewd section of the bible, if that makes things slightly less incomprehensible

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Another point for Big Barda replacing wonder woman.

First panel managed to be completely comprehensible, I thought maybe he was supposed to be an American.

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>post good life lessons and common sense comics that anyone can learn from

>lol retarded

Yea Forums posters are some of the edgiest I've come across

Another autistic kid!
Clearly you've never been to the trashfire known as Yea Forums

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Dicklets, when will they learn?

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I'm sure I could use this for something.

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Alright, I was going to try for the image limit, but my bed is calling. Goodnight Yea Forums, and I hope you enjoyed! I'll leave you with this beauty.

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A true maestro.

>pipty shades of weeen

I think this is the equivalent of "Make sure Michael is wearjng his Nikes and is publicly served his wheaties and big Mac with coca cola.

You know, I never see people in the twitter and such ever complain about skin bleaching.

The expressions of confusion here are appropriate.

Apparently Masterkraft is a Nigerian record producer. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masterkraft_(producer)

well 100k Ugandan Shillings is about 30 bucks usd

Their currency is based on the bongs but isn't in pounds?

I would totally see trump being for this. Although I'm sure he would insist on being the P1 spot.

What's even funnier is before the Chinese started devaluing their currency it was divided into cents

I didnt know people even remember snake.

Welp, that guy is gonna get shot while the woman proclaims Nigeria's poor mental health care system.

NOTHING will keep me from my bushmeat.

That one's kind of sweet

>drink bleach you braindead bitch
Based

Replace "Except" with "Unless" and you solve a ton of your issues. Snap is the trouble spot for me, unless its an actual reference to Snapchat.

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Just like my Japanese comics

Oh nice I got two in a row

Honestly all of of this makes sense if you've ever had to deal with creole. It's shocking how two entirely different base language sets adapted broken english in nearly the same way when Indians have the most indecipherable version of it.

He was apprenticed into carpentry from his father. He dropped the whole carpentry thing when he got into the Son of God gig.

Make that three. Teach me your ways.

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No, I'm done for the night

bump

is that mosquito having a stroke?

BUCKLEY DOES IT AGAIN

that's kinda hot!

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>dentist
lmao

Because most people who complain on twitter are white women and their end game is them being #1 in everything.

those crazy wilo on fuji speakers

What does that have to do with anything.

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This.

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But only females suck blood...

CAESARIANS
CAUSE
SOCIAL JUSTICE

Ha! I’ll see you back at home dudes!
...
“O-okay hon”

>bits before tits.

Is this some Nancy comic ?

Kinda cute.

He deserve this.

Savage.

Is the perspective really skewed there, or is it intentional he does not point out to the one having a seizure ?

Oh yeah funny thing I don't get to talk about enough, people are training rats to detect landmines- they can smell the explosives through the dirt and they're too light to set them off. They're African rats so it's totally on topic

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Ha, nice.

that's kind of impressive.

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>He who wants shade should plant a tree
true, true

WOO

Fucking burn

Please tell me you mean ebonics

Some of these are solid.

BURN

It's is even with a huge growth in GDP poverty has increased and their current elections have already been plagued with shootings and bombings

>ywn live in a world where leaders are elected based on physical and martial prowess to settle international political disputes in mortal combat

>loss for words

you're GODDAMN right

awaken my masters

Being a rational person doesn't keep the lowest common denominator entertained.

>make this shit rise or I blast your balls off
holy fuck lmao

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I wonder if arguing about which nation's food is better common in Africa. I knew a few people from Nigeria, Ghana, and South Africa in my college classes and they always talked about which country had the best of a certain dish a lot

hold on, woman-on-man rape is a thing in nigeria?

There's actually a Nigerian joke that God can't send you to hell because you've already been sent to Nigeria

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It basically means he doesn't want people to flame him

It's very common
I'm not Nigerian but I've lived in Nigeria for several years so I could answer some questions people have

Why not. That's a fun ass game

Portal gun past the wall.

That's the freaking firetruck from Scribblenauts

That's what they do in Djibouti to the thieves they catch, too.

>Pretty crazy to think about just how messed up Nigeria is, according to these.
These could be the Nigerian equivalent of Chick Tracts for all we know.
But on the other hand, it's Africa, so I'll believe anything.

why are the bullets little vibrators with pink ends? Is he avoiding a censorship ban on depicting ammunition?

Go and catch common sense first is such a good one-liner.

probably referencing titles of songs DJ Khaled has produced/been featured in

>Etiopian qt cooks the food of her people for me
>it tastes like shit
I still chewed and swallowed to protect her smile
I guess the real good food is in sub-sahara?

they really miss Rhodesia

WE'VE CRACKED THE CODE

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It's just a distant memory now, 70% of them have been born after 1985. It just keeps tumbling tumbling tumbling down.

Both of them

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>are you sue U have not vomited your brain & mistakenly flushed it ?
I think his real talent are his roasts.

Educating coupled with full-blast burning.
Now that's what I call schooling your ass.

>sugar mummy
So, that's a thing too.

>uncle you already know you can uninstall her face with one slap
this is just gold.

>My stupidit is very ambitious
Is it worn I am starting to consider making a .txt to save each of those burns ?

>your brain needs a proper panel rewiring
ouch

I am sure this one would be really funny if I knew how Semo is supposed to be cooked. And if I knew what Semo is.

It's worrying you haven't already

C U R S E D

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That’s really quite thoughtful compared to a lot of the other stuff here

>if you can't choose your IQ, you can at least choose your words

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That's really sweet.

You'd know if your brain used a tiger for a battery

One of these days I ought to compile a list of the Nigerian insults from these comics.

Why are blacks so fucking useless

>if you can't choose your IQ you can at least choose your words
SAVAGE

MS is serious business.

>literal Nigerians have better message in their comics than black americans
o nonononoonono

He still was a carpenter until he was 30.

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I'm going to guess that because of the lack of information on impotence, if a man fails to perform, the woman is insulted, thinking that the man doesn't want to have sex with her, and further thinking that he can easily become erect if he tries.

>black turtleneck sweater in fucking Nigeria
That's some dedication to a fashion statement.

>dumb
More like horribly ignorant and poor. They know nothing except that they want a better life, any way they can get it.

>hello, I'm a normalfag and a newfag

I can't tell if this dude is just struggling with english as a second language or if this is actually some nigerian dialect of english.

WHY IS HE SO SMALL?

So the woman had her nipples (and only nipples) removed and the kid had his brain removed?
What the hell even are these comics?

>5'12' vs 6 feet

He may not realize exactly how a mastectomy goes

TEDDY ROOSEVELT RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!

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It deeply disturbs me that I'm attracted to a lot of the women in these horrible obviously traced ugadan funny books.

He is further away. She is upfront, closer to the TV.

>"I'm very satisfied with your size"
Well that's good because that bitch is like 80 feet tall!

>I ain't goin' outta no house so your bitch ass can get your fuck on
Based little Nigerian girl

All forms of rape are a thing in nigeria

It could be worse, they're just poorly traced instathots most likely, so worst thing is you're just easy. There are some truly poorly drawn monstrosities that don't even resemble an attractive human being but still get an audience.

Thank you so much for this OP, ugojesse fucking rules

All this art is pretty obviously traced, so he probably just couldn't be fucked to find a full body shot that pointed in the right direction.

Holy shit

Ohh, I finally understood what they were saying now

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I'd be entirely happy with entire issues of broken english pidgin if nigerian comics kept up the bants like UgoJesse

theguardian.com/world/gallery/2016/jan/21/africas-avengers-meet-the-new-black-superheroes-in-pictures

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designindaba.com/articles/creative-work/nigerian-writer-ziki-nelson-his-upcoming-comic-book-featuring-15-african

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blackenterprise.com/the-business-of-black-comic-books/

So Are these made by the same dude as OP or something?

Everyone loves their mamas.

I don't get it.

the day Nigeria has widely spread internet is the day Australia lose its crown at internet bants

>CS
They are afraid of Counter Strike?

The price of his success is that shes crippled from the neck down?

A ways back some clothing outlet caught yuge fire for one of their hoodies that was printed with "coolest monkey in the jungle" and modeled by a black kid

I don't know what happened after that, but Ugo is pointing out that even with all the cries of racism retailers aren't likely to actually change anything in the long run in regards to blacks because (in Ugo's eyes) they don't present a united front of opposition to such things and immediately buy the very products of these companies the moment they become cheap

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He is a manlet.

IIRC the modeling agency that hired the kid didn't understand english so they had no idea what the shirt said also I think they were african?

Timaya is pretty catchy, though.

That ass looks absolutely disgusting.

thats the point

Unironically good character design s

What?

Man, africans are really insecure.

That's... kinda hot.

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Good advice.

>Japanese porn.

its cool and all but they spend all their money buying clothes instead of taking care of their families

I mean, he could have just flipped the picture of the two background guys that he traced from.

The good time would be a cellphone and a mcdonalds meal?

In Nigeria

Wait are there actually other Nigerians on Yea Forums?