It is time once again for a Superboy. This week! Superboy actually comes face to face with a real supervillain. A rarity in this show as well as a criminal with a gimmick too stupid for modern sensibilities. Let's see how that goes.
Superboy: A supervillain wishes upon a star/Smallville goes to the dogs
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Dominic Cox
We begin our tale on a sleepy night at Smallville Observatory where professor Daniels looks at the sky, longingly.
Thomas Jones
Is life out there? Are aliens out there? Not counting the ones we know of and live among us, of course.
Landon Torres
Ah a glowing red stellar body! Well it might be a stellar body but it's not as stellar as my own. Still, I should record its radioactive stats
Elijah Sanders
>When you discover mysterious undiscovered space object just right
Jack Baker
I think I'll name it after myself. Professor Daniels Junior. Ahhh the other scientists on the bowling team are going to be so jealous.
Jaxon Evans
But then it shoots a fateful ray of red at the observatory!
Luis Carter
DIOS MIO! The whole observatory! The energy! The unlimited pure energy! It's overloaded the radar!
Kayden Campbell
Hey there user! Didn't see you there! Not much to see here. It is my bedtime; it is 7:30 after all. I have to sleep but I have to sleep as Clark Kent. Superboy doesn't need to sleep; but Clark Kent needs a full 10 hours so I sleep with the glasses on.
Austin Miller
Golly! That can't be good! Beams of strange light seldom are!
Eli Hernandez
Good thing I wear my Superboy pajamas underneath my regular pajamas!
Isaac Garcia
Up up and swooce!
Caleb Hughes
Krypto! I'll say it once I'll say it again! I am not buying you a car! My allowance won't allow it!
Why do you want a car anyways? You're a dog, you can't reach the gas pedal and you don't have opposable thumbs.
Because they have subwoofers? I think you have the wrong idea about cars. They're probably not built for dogs.
No, I don't know what they do either but I'll ask pa later.
I'm not buying you a car if I'm wrong either!
Adam Reyes
I'm not downloading you one either! I would never do that!
Zachary Hill
That... that is not a good sign. We have to hurry! Professor Daniels is running the night shift!
Caleb Moore
Kaboom
Ethan Martinez
We're faster than a speeding bullet but slower than an exploding observatory. Krypto we need to contain the shrapnel
Nathaniel Sanders
We.... we couldn't save him. No man could survive a blast like that.
William Cox
>sad whining
Charles Clark
Not even if he ducked and covered. We should go notify the authorities and find his next of kin. The least I can do is deliver the sad news myself and offer hugs.
Joshua Smith
AHAHAHAHAHA! Now he thinks I'm dead! Perfect!
Jack Robinson
You tried to rescue me and failed! Now I'll have my revenge!
Asher Wright
With my glowing red soon-to-be criminal fist!
Owen Jones
"Hey just cause you burst in on our weekly criminal discussion group don't make you a criminal."
"You need some neosporin for that hand? Cause we don't got any"
"Alright pal, you want to be a gangsta? You got no cigar, no nice suit. no hat. Why should we kick in with you?"
Henry Ross
Why should you kick in with me you ask? Because this hand of mine glows with an awesome power Its burning grip tells me to defeat you.
Take this!
My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow!
Evan Brooks
>Don't fuck with this Senator!
Colton Sanchez
SHINING FINGER
Andrew Scott
"Gadzooks! He defeated our favorite table! The first table we ever stole!"
Hudson Campbell
Mister, you're in. You the boss now.
Zachary Cooper
The next day our enterprising criminals take their lil' tugboat down to the Gulf of Mexico to intercept a ship carrying gold
Isaiah Green
How are we gonna stop outselves a big boat like that? Anyone know any nautical signs? I know car signals but I figure they ain't gonna work
Lucas Phillips
I can think of something. Watch me point a deadly finger right at the ship's propeller
Brody Thomas
Lincoln Brooks
You there! Yeah you! Pull over and transfer all the gold and you won't be fingered to death!
Charles Reed
No, fuck you. We have guns.
Jackson Turner
I'm not kidding! I'm very serious about this!
Landon Ramirez
I'll aim for that little tuff of hair he has left. That'll show him.
Sebastian James
Ack!
Jonathan Allen
Yeah what now Gappy and Donald Duck. Do what I say or I won't be so careful where I point next.
Landon Rodriguez
Pure energy? What, like, raw electric, solar..?
Caleb Morris
Our nation's gold reserves are under attack by gangsters! They've gone too far this time!
Noah Martin
Stand back Superboy! Stand back or mayhem will follow!
Michael Lewis
Professor Daniels? You're alive! And inexplicably evil!
Joseph Wood
I said stand back!
Aiden Rodriguez
>the Square of Steel
Ryan Hernandez
We have to save the Professor from himself! He must be suffering from some sort of madness! And we have to save that ship he's attacking too!
Cameron Bennett
I tried to be reasonable...ish. Sorry men, you have only Superboy to blame.
Wyatt Barnes
Robert Richardson
Great Scott! The ship exploded!
Zachary Barnes
AHAHAHAHAHA
Lincoln Kelly
The gold went down with the ship, don't need that barge anymore. Let's go.
Cooper King
That's it for the crew. A little beat up with multiple concussions but they'll live. Now for the gold!
Jeremiah Miller
Juan Nelson
"I think I got most of it in this big tarp"
"Most of it? We kind of need all of it. 95% won't cut it."
"There's no time for a second pass. The Professor is out there."
Jack Barnes
"I'm sorry but I have to leave you here. I need to go after him before the trail grows cold"
"But we don't have our wallets, identification, or any change of clothes! It all went down with the ship! All we have is this bag of useless gold!"
"You'll have to make do and be resourceful"
"Welp. I guess this barge is our home now"
Oliver Sanchez
There must be some clue in the rubble to why the Professor is on a rampage and a clue to his source of power
Ian Davis
There's a clue!
Chase Evans
This must belong to the Professor
Noah Butler
>bullion being moved by the current
I'm sorry is this reserve for gold or chocolate coins?
Gavin Collins
Very cryptic writing the professor has. Very small, very neat, very girly.
John Fitzgerald "Jack" Kennedy: magic bullet.
Bruce Willis: magic Asteroid
Johnny Depp's career: irrational decisions
I don't get this at all.
Jace Gomez
Oh and he left another book. This one has a 275 explicit slash fanfiction between Atticus Finch and Captain Ahab. I'd criticize for its debauchery it but it's so well-written and believable.
Luke Cook
I'd read more of both books but they're not getting me any closer to my answer
Christopher Lopez
That rogue star! It must be the cause! Space Madness! Let's pacify the Professor and deal with the star later!
Robert Lee
There's your haul! Smash and grab folks! Smash and grab!
Justin Roberts
Don't look so glum! We're all about to be rich!
Zachary Campbell
Stay where you are Professor Daniels!
Thomas Rodriguez
Professor Daniels? Who?
Caleb Roberts
Oh right that's my name.
Adam White
Screw the banter. Die already
Chase Nguyen
You missed!
Jeremiah Torres
Stand still! How am I supposed to point at you if you keep moving?! Fine! I'll point somewhere else then! Like at the orphanage and the comic book store! Then those kids will have no place to play Yu-gi-oh and men in their 30s will have no place for Magic the Gathering!
Dominic Adams
Hold him tight Krypto while I hit him over the head with 80 pounds of lead!
Jeremiah Bailey
Just kidding! I'm going to seal your hands using superfriction to melt the lead to nullify your wicked hands! I have been dying to put my pottery class learning to use.
Blake Wood
rubrubrubrubrub
Luis Morris
Your hands are encased now!
Mason Wood
No! Stop! It's heavy! Stop!
Liam Morales
hola
Grayson James
Officer: You made the Citizen's arrest, Superboy. What do you want us to do with these evil guys and their sweaty, stinky bald leader?
Lincoln Robinson
Keep them where they are. I have a rogue star to punch and I'll be right back
Evan Torres
Ready and... punch!
Chase Young
Christian Edwards
"So sinking a ship, attempted murder, robbing a bank. threatening to destroy an orphanage... that's like what? 2-3 years? Time off with good behavior? Oh yeah and a comic book store but that's going out of business soon enough anyways so that doesn't count"
Matthew Young
Professor Daniels: I mean! What am I doing here? I don't remember anything. It's all a blur.
Superboy: Aha! It was all the star's pure energy that warped his mind and made him do all those things. Isn't that right, professor?
Professor Daniels: YES! EXACTLY!
Carter Parker
Let me release you from that great sphere I made and then the cops will let you go. Hold on this might hurt for a few months.
Liam Hughes
yeoooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww
Gavin Sanders
Yes. It was that star that did this and not at all me lashing out at my dead end job and lack of social life and jealousy of my more successful peers.
Joseph Diaz
Justice is served! You're free to live your life and your former henchmen go to prison. All is right in the world.
Robert Myers
>The next day the circus comes to Smallville again... for what is this? The third time? fourth?
Justin Scott
Ladies and Gentlemen! Please take a gander at the center ring for the amazing, sensational, astounding, fantabulous, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious wonder-dog, Fufu! And his trainer Captain Haddock!
Blake Miller
Do a flip! Good you did one!
Dominic Jones
BRAVO! BRAVO! MORE! WE WANT MORE!
Nolan Wood
"Clark can we have cotton candy?"
"You didn't dress up in a matching outfit like you promised so no"
Wyatt Jackson
"That Fufu is one clever pooch isn't he, Clark. More clever than Krypto the Superdog!"
"I'm pretty sure Krypto could do all those tricks and do your homework if he wanted to"
"Yeah but Fufu has dignity and style and what does Kryto have?"
"Powers and a strong sense of justice"
"You keep disagreeing with me Clark and you're walking home"
"But I drove us here..."
"You heard me"
Mason Bell
You're right. I'm sorry please forgive me.
Joseph Murphy
SUDDENLY
Isaiah Turner
>blows dog whistle
Asher Thomas
They couldn't possibly be doing this unironically are they? Also I believe the itinerary lists a clown for this part of the act and now a dog-clown-man. And what's with the supersonic whistle? Boy I hope someone gets fired for this unprofessional snafu.
Gavin Barnes
Fufu no! Come back! You're supposed to hold the hoop while I jump through it!
Benjamin Stewart
Into the tote bag you go and now I make a break for it
Bentley Allen
Underrated
Adrian Walker
Haaaaa! They'll never expect someone to drive through the tent!
Bentley Collins
*sigh* I wish Smallville was important enough to do better than a bootleg knockoff circus.
Nolan Phillips
You can have my shirt, invisible man, I'm off to save a circus act!
Cooper Brooks
I can't believe the invisible man didn't wish me luck after I gave him the shirt off my back. Some people never show gratitude no matter what you do for them.
Josiah Miller
Krypto keep an eye out for a man in a clown outfit dressed like a dog. I know the description doesn't make any sense but you'll know it when you see it.
Jacob Cruz
There he is now!
Chase Bennett
You can't breath in this thing.
Jacob Ward
Superboy? Here?! Oh hell no is he catching me dressed like this I have to shake him!
Aaron Flores
I know! I'll release the hounds!
Christopher Thomas
>aggressive barking
Ryan Davis
Dogs: BORF BORF WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR, GOOD-BOY CHRIST?
Man 1: Oh no! They're vicious AND proselytizing!
Man 2: I knew we shouldn't have gone to this cat-lover Satanist convention!
Man 1: My man-purse! it's useless!
Jaxon Moore
On second thought it's not useless if I remember to use it!
Cooper Rivera
He... he just launched attack dogs from a moving car.
Jack Lee
That is NOT a pretty sight we have to help those folks! They're just waiting for the bus!
Henry Jackson
We have to stop them without hurting them! They're not bad dogs they're just trained that way by bad people!
Nolan Kelly
Nicely done! We have a bag of angry dogs now!
Angel Bell
hey Superboy what's in the bag?
Luis Ward
Isn't it obvious? A bag of angry dogs. A gift from me to you.
Jace Clark
Yeah I'm not opening that
Jaxon Howard
Anyways I thought I'd let you know what you're up against. The man you're after is Doctor K-9. He has a vast criminal empire of dogs he dognaps and retrains for criminal purposes. Just about any crime you can think he uses dogs for. Smuggles cocaine inside dogs, robs gas stations with dogs, commits grand dog auto, uses dogs to pull tags off mattresses, launders money with dogs, uses dog to sell drugs on vulnerable kids, dog accountants for tax evasion. I could go on.
Parker Long
Just when I think I've seen the worst of mankind someone has to go lower.
Gabriel Hernandez
We'd love to help you catch this man but every time someone tries to chase him back to his hideout he launches a dog at them. Just this week we've had 3 cops sent to the hospital from a dog flying through the windshield. I'm afraid only the dogs know where they've been taken once dognapped.
Chase Murphy
That gives me an idea. An idea that involves a dog. A doggone good idea.
Connor Campbell
I hate to ask this of you Krypto but you need to get naked. Then we need to let Doctor K-9 steal you and we'll find his hideout that way.
Robert Flores
Mhmmmm
Oliver Taylor
Ok maybe not naked. He'd be suspicious of such a well-behaved dog with no collar. We'll put a homing tracking collar I made in Mr. Smith's shop class and track you from a distance.
Connor Campbell
I'll track you on this transmitter watch that goes ping. I also made it in Mr. Smith's shop class. Obviously I got an A.
Samuel Morales
>Oh yeah and a comic book store but that's going out of business soon enough anyways so that doesn't count"
Destruction of public property at worst
Ian Wright
Alright boy you're on your own! Go out there and do dog things and we'll show Doctor K-9 that you can't keep a good dog down!
Joseph Peterson
Up up and I'm not feeling it
Christopher Morgan
OH MAN THIS IS MY FIRST TIME GOING SOLO? WHAT DO NORMAL DOGS DO?
Ryan Rivera
Dog detected. Deploying dog catching apparatus.
Austin Turner
Dog apprehended.
Alexander Sanders
Doc K-9: A juicy haul tonight!!
Nappy: Please don't call dogs juicy sir we talked about this.
Doc K-9: Have you never eaten a dog before? We're criminals, live a little! Let me give a recipe!
1 lb haunch, cut into bite-sized pieces
1 medium onion, thinly sliced
2 small green chilies, seeded and sliced
4-6 mushrooms, sliced
1 cup coconut milk
5 tablespoons peanut oil
2 tablespoons onions sauce
2 tablespoons fresh ginger, chopped
1 teaspoon ground cumin seed
1 teaspoon cornflour (mixed with water to form a paste)
salt and pepper to taste
fresh mint leaves
Nappy: PLEASE NO JUST DRIVE US TO THE HIDEOUT
Doc K-9: Then what will you cook us for dinner?
Nappy: Hot Dogs.
Doc K-9: Gross.
Nicholas Ramirez
Don't forget to close the hideout door this time. Teens might come and try to steal our dogs.
Ryan Ward
"Toss the new dogs into the dog fighting pen and teach them it's a dog eat dog world out there to prepare them for a life of dog crime.
Dog Theft, Dog arson, dog assassinations, dog jaywalking, dog prostitution, dog fighting, dog fighting (aerial)
How's the dog counter-fitting coming along?"
"the giant rats won't be until next month"
"Splendid"
Anthony Taylor
Krypto is thrown into a fight and prepares to throw down
Anthony Garcia
But then he remembers he needs to be a mild-mannered regular dog and backs down
Ayden Gutierrez
>Smallville goes to the dogs
The secret is that the dogs were already in the house
Adam Martinez
I hear him. A little more time and I'll know exactly where he is
Michael Ward
Tonight you
Charles Baker
I'm going to go over here...
Hudson Cook
Charles Anderson
Look at that little circus dog hiding behind that other mongrel! Come on boys! Show them exactly how much meaner you are than junkyard dogs
Jacob Martinez
BORF BORF BORF
Alexander Reed
*CRUNCH*
Ayden Myers
This collar! It'a a tracking collar! I made one of these in Mr. Smith's shop class! This ain't no dog it's a narc!
William Adams
I hated that class.
Luis Scott
Darn! It's dead! I'll have to rely on my other senses to locate hundreds of captive dogs.
Carson Foster
Send our goody two paws to the criminal obstacle course! Hell difficulty mode!
Nathaniel Ross
Get in there or we'll give you the stick and I don't meet play fetch I mean a blow to the noggin!
Joshua Cox
Sending in attack dogs! Complete the course ... or die!
Colton Diaz
Yipes!
Tyler Lee
Samuel Fisher
Caleb Wright
yawp
Easton Lewis
double yawp
Eli Smith
That's not regular dog! That's a super dog! Imagine him with a cape!
Hunter Torres
Oh yeaaaah I thought it looked familiar.
Jaxson Watson
Hit good him ... him hit good. hit him good! Nailed it. Sometimes words don't happen good.
Nolan Torres
Ok the plan is to surround him and hit him with clubs and if that doesn't work we'll go and hit him with clubs.
Connor Johnson
ARG
Carson Russell
My bones! I'm missing some bones!
Gavin Bailey
That dog is too much! I need a hostage!
Gabriel Sullivan
A dogstage!
Jaxon Hill
Everyone stay away or Fufu gets euthanized!
Grayson King
What was your plan? Run for days while holding a little dog?
Charles Clark
Superboy!
Sebastian Peterson
How dare you steal someone's dog! That's someone's baby!
Benjamin Diaz
What the heck leads people to do something like this? What is wrong with people?!
William Powell
I must make things right. Every dog goes back to where they belong.
Andrew Hill
>The next day at the circus
Ryder Sanchez
Look at him go! That Fufu really is something great isn't he?
Easton Fisher
(No he isn't)
THE END
Nathaniel Parker
That's it for this week. Be back for more next time
Julian Bell
Thanks, it was a fun time
Austin Lewis
Bump
Michael Lopez
haha
Chase Walker
...
David Perez
pretty stellar figure for an astrologist
David Thompson
>This ain't no dog it's a narc!
Bad, bad man. Calling an innocent doggie names.
Wyatt Jenkins
>supervillain wishes upon a star
Luthor still wakes up bald
Liam Campbell
hue
Andrew Jenkins
These threads die too fast so before I read it: thank you user, life is worth living for you
Asher Perry
Superbump
Jayden Reed
...
Cooper Morales
Love these threads
Dominic Brown
I'm reminded of the IRA bomb dog segment from The Day Today.
Owen Torres
SUperbump