Superman show no signs of pain when hit by common bullets. Does that mean that he doesn't feel anything during sex? How would he achieve orgasm? I also believe that his super ejaculation would go straight trough her body?
Even if Lois would milk his prostate, that would be super dangerous, as a clench of his anus could potentialy break her finger. So, was that even explained in the comics?
Does Superman have sex with Lois Lane?
Connor Davis
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Aaron Gonzalez
Superman can increase and decrease his strenght and most of his powers like hearing
Jordan Watson
What I want to know is, would he be able to rape the Joker without killing the bastard?
Julian Miller
He can fuck her lights out but he can't nut inside of her unless he's depowered. Pretty sure John Kent was conceived in an alternate dimension or outside of spacetime or some such nonsense.
Jaxon Walker
Please keep your forced meme to Batman/Joker threads.
Josiah Cruz
Yes, everyone's read the essay about this.
Ryder Diaz
Braniac changed his DNA to make him human or something.
Caleb Walker
Shut your bitch nigger mouth Niven you dirty fucking casual.
Three words for you: Perfect. Muscle. Control.
It's why he doesn't accidentally destroy everything he touches.
There are capes who can't do that, like Citizen Steel in the JSA. Life sucks for them.
Isaiah Peterson
not really, he was conceived on one of the earths in Convergence
But in the new continuity after bullshit Superman Reborn, he was just conceived on earth and the league was there at Jon's birth and all that shit
Isaiah Peterson
Clark is a tender and gentle lover. Lois is the one on top riding the Man of Steel
Ian Cox
and that is why Superman/ Wonder woman paring makes so much more sense,
not that it would create better story cuz we have seen how that goes in new52,
but Supes most probably cant have a good sexual life with Lois, not that Lois isn't hot, just that he couldnt really be sqeezed by Lois in any way....
Hudson Russell
Shut the fuck up you casual faggot.
Lincoln Reyes
Don't they canonically have sex under a red light lamp?
Jayden Watson
...
Levi Parker
Here they are, having sweat sex (all the sweat comes from Lois, though).
Benjamin Foster
No, Terrans are too fragile. That's why cheat on Lois with Wonder Woman. They just don't show that on-page because Superman has to keep being a moral figure.
Aiden Baker
Reminder that this version of Lois Superman to Wonder Woman.
Jason Morris
That is written by Brian Bendis, so it doesn't count. I thought we all agree about this.
James Rogers
He doesn't destroy the bathroom when he pisses or shits why would he kill people when he cums? Also he feels bullets touch him he just doesn't take any damage so no pain. I mean come on we're lead to believe he's lived a mostly normal life all the way up into his mid twenties why would anyone sane think up these stupid notions.
Liam Rivera
This is what real sex with Superman looks like.
1/9.
Jaxon Miller
>clark goes to take a piss
>the bathroom explodes and sets on fire
>why does this keep happening, thinks jimmy olsen
Camden Clark
2/9.
Mason Walker
3/9.
Lincoln Wilson
>post 9/11 miller
normies man
Connor Rivera
This is a best selling comic from a legend. We're even getting more comics based on it like Superman: Year One and The Dark Knight: Golden Child.
4/9.
Zachary Sanders
The penis just went in.
5/9.
James Garcia
6/9.
Lucas Lopez
>this entire post
Jaxon Thomas
7/9.
Tyler Edwards
Sort of, he jerks off by the door of the bedroom while Lois is spread eagle on the bed. From that range, while still intense, his load is non lethal and they can conceive a child safely. Its real pain in the ass to clean up his super cum though, as its indestructible, and if he uses his heat vision it smells fucking terrible.
Superman has a hard life.
Caleb Turner
More like
>Clark goes to take a piss
>Shoots a hole through the toilet
>Panics
>Tries to re-direct the flow
>Saws the toilet in half
>Slips in surprise
>Urine jet goes everywhere, cutting holes through every angle of the bathroom
>Pipes burst as they're sawed through, sinks explode, water gets EVERYWHERE
>Clark sighs and pulls out a new, dry suit that he changes into quickly
>Leaves bumfuck gas station in the middle of nowhere
>Clark has to find a new locale to piss in every time so that nobody catches on
Jaxson Gonzalez
Yes, lots of innocents people died, but Superman has saved a lot more over the years. So this transgression can be overlooked.
8/9.
John Diaz
Damn, Superman is good. Wonder Woman is already pregnet. Batman doesn't even need to check.
9/9.
Cameron Gray
Wondy is sporting a nice beard there in the last panel.
Blake Smith
Batman designed with the help of Mister Terrific a super bathroom in the Bat-Cave that Superman can use safely. That's why Superman randomly showing up in the Bat-Cave is such staple of comics. It's not that Superman is there to relay a mission or shoot shit, well... in that way. It's that Superman just zapped real quick to use said bathroom. It's a real good bathroom too. Big, clean, it even plays elevator music.
Jaxson Clark
Kryptonian skin functions similarly to a non-Newtonian fluid. Look them up on youtube. Basically, the harder you hit it, the more it resists, but if you're generally not extremely forceful about it, you can muck about just fine.
Polite sage for general memery.
Ayden Butler
Superman's sperm is so powerful that it even makes the woman grow thick body hair and gain a deep, manly voice.
Oliver Hill
>Having sex
Why would he do something that his fans cannot relate to?
Luis Roberts
For the longest time Superman and Lois Lane were unable to conceive, because human and kryptonian DNAs were incompatible. That's why writer Wonder Woman as a baby factory for Superman, using some bullshit excuse that she was magical and thus didn't need to obey any rules being able to conceive with any being. It's also why Chris Kent was a thing. Since Superman and Lois couldn't have a child, they adopted Chris.
Landon Smith
>Implying
Superfags are easily the biggest Yea Forums related pussyslayers.
Kevin Adams
Can this Kevin Smith meme die already?
Isaac Reed
Can you blame OP when DC itself publish shit like pic related?
Gavin Williams
What happened to Chris? I thought he would be the super son, then Jon happened...
Nolan Jones
The point is that if the pressure exerted by a bullet impacting on his body makes him feel barely anything it would be impossible to feel anything from fucking a human
Leo Morris
Lois uses a super suit created by Batman.
Nolan Ross
They realized this whole discussion was stupid and just let Lois and Clark their own kid.
Lucas Barnes
Hancock addresses this
Christian Watson
Thomas Smith
from what I understand, Chris is wiped from continuity, except perhaps, in Mossrion's Multiversity
Jurgens brought back Val Zod but is a totally different kid
Brody Rogers
Every day - and twice on Sunday
Christopher Adams
Brayden Thompson
Is it really so improbably Supes just uses a red sun lamp or keeps a specially mild form of kryptonite around so he can enjoy his nights with Lois?
Jacob Taylor
He stll feels the bullet hits. They only dont penetrate his skin. So i guess he feels sex too. Since its about moving foreskin.
Dominic Adams
Surely he can just check by jizzing at a wall and seeing how much damage it does
Cooper Brooks
>Clark! did you masturbate again?!? You have to more carefull, you hit through you wall and the cat again! One more time she wont have luck and survive this!!!!!
Grayson Nelson
So x-men origins Wolverine but with piss instead of claws?
Xavier Jackson
Then Batman must be such a bro or at least dignified enough that he never once considered using THAT to weaken Superman when he needs to, simply resorting to kryptonite.
Austin Walker
No the nature of the sexual shenanigans of superhero’s are not usually discussed in comics, when they do it’s mostly in parodies
Samuel Parker
Fighting Metallo
>Powers... Fading...
>Heat Vision... Useless...
>Only have my... Last Resort..!
Ryder Morales
Wonder Woman is frequently not immune to bullets.
Wouldn't that mean she's not immune to super sperm blasts either?
Blake Lee
Even if that was an issue, he could just use the dark side of the moon.
Cameron Parker
look like brother and sister
Liam Johnson
Superman is the one with a beard
;)