>his girlfriend was a literal plant
Was it zoophilia?
His girlfriend was a literal plant
Michael Price
Benjamin Cooper
Arborphilia?
Jayden Allen
Plants aren't under the umbrella of zoology
Caleb Walker
Even worse!
Hudson Fisher
Botaniphilla? Maybe?
Jeremiah Cook
Chlorophyllia
Brayden Gonzalez
BASED CARLOS
Nathan Barnes
Maybe by HER species' logic.
But they never had sex because they're kids, so I don't think it boils down to anything like that anyway.
Matthew Taylor
Nigel didn't actually know she was a plant though so he couldn't have had a fetish for that.
If anything, he had a rainbow monkey and Asian fetish.
Liam King
en.wikipedia.org
Apparently your name checks out
Kayden Thompson
Bless you
Jackson Foster
Carlos? More like Go Away Far Los!
Nicholas Hughes
Reminds me of that guy who pirated Cross Days back in like 2010 that was caught reading some weird ass plant erotica.
Oliver Lee
Luis Perez
>GF was secretly an agent for an alien race sent to survey human children
>GF was also a literal plant
Oh shit, I just got that joke now.
Robert Davis
>Both known secret agents are plant-based aliens
Bruh
Elijah Young
ahhhh yes, nothing more exciting than grinding your genitals against the bark of a tree
Brayden Rogers
goddamnit
Tyler Nguyen
You can't fuck plants
Mason Bennett
Not with that attitude.
Wyatt Diaz
Not with that attitude.
Henry James
Speak for yourself.
Camden Evans
But some plants sure could fuck you, honey!
Adrian Scott
I want to track down an old Cracked article, and I'm fairly certain I remember the topic. Anyone think I'll get banned for posting a screencap of written GirlxHydrangea porn?
Brody Mitchell
Austin Barnes
>Lizzie was a plant
Did I miss an episode or something?
Evan Gutierrez
Part of the Galactic Kids Next Door pitch from a few years ago
Jaxon Evans
Parker Nguyen
>Decide to read it out of curiosity
>Ass worms
No thanks
Caleb Miller
Think of all the civil war-era minie balls and wood spirits you could be finding
Juan Price
W-whhy is this actually kinda hot?
Jose Taylor
I think OP is referring to that one episode where the Treehouse wanted to fuck him.
Grayson Hall
Not canon
Nathan Sanders
Gavin Walker
You know something, kid? I'm passing you for the whole year, no need to come to school until next August!
Adrian Campbell
Xenophillia most broadly.
John Turner
Nathaniel Jackson
Fucker made me spit my drink yo
Lincoln Reyes
Try and stop me.
Mason Edwards
That shit made God smile.
James Wright
You've been too much on Yea Forums, user
Cooper Hernandez
Dammit Carlos
Brandon Diaz
Jackson Price
I wonder who planted her
Benjamin Wright
Son of a bitch
Jeremiah Young
Ye you can. Banana plantation workers can fuck small soft openings of the banana tree.
Gabriel Jackson
I just tried it out and 100% yes you can
Isaac Garcia
Carlos does it again
Noah Stewart
Just floraphilia. She wanted his seed.
Ian Hughes
Ever stuck your dick in a pitcher plant?