I can't believe Disney made something so bad

I post this in every CL thread, but I still think it was all an elaborate practical joke the filmmakers were playing on execs that kept asking for "something more like Shrek".

It probably was never supposed to go further than the first story reel, but they loved it so they kept trying to make it even more terrible and embarrassing, and adding more pop songs, characters striking random poses whenever and dumb hackneyed subplots about intergenerational drama but nothing was giving and by some point they had already spent millions of dollars and they couldnt stop the snoball anymore

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ONE LITTLE SLIP

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The entire movie is the very definition of dated, from its music to its characters to its setup. The whole thing screams 2000-era straight-to-DVD cashgrab, except somehow it ended up in theaters.

I can at least argue that Home on the Range had some decent looking if not cartoony animation, and an entertaining musical piece here and there. The story is an absolute mess and in the end HotR isn't a good movie at all, but it's not quite as bad as Chicken Little and its early PS2 era graphics coupled with whatever they were thinking of putting on the next Kidz Bop album.

My favorite part was when the bully fox girl underwent ditzification.

>When they did karaoke to Spice Girls songs

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>using summons when you can DUAL WIELD

I forgot this existed

I liked it and didn't think it or cars really deserves the hate it gets considering the direct to dvd movies are actual dogshit fanfic continuations

I legitimately like the first Cars but Chicken Little is very bad

This was one of the few DVDs I had growing up so I watched it dozens of times. I thought it was ok back then and I still think it's ok. Not nearly as bad as meme lovers act like it is. It's just mediocre.

Cars is incredibly comfy and doesn't deserve the hate it gets (though the sequel was pretty fucking awful)

Chicken Little was dated pop culture shit and a blatant attempt to cash in on the early CGI craze

It's not that bad
You guys are just pretentious

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>Th-they made it bad on purpose you guys!!

Cinderella 3 is 100000 times better than Chicken Little

I'll agree with you, I watched it not too long ago and had a fun time. Sometimes movies are just stupid enough to become fun, that was one of those times.

>patti labelle
>r.e.m
>diana ross
Excuse me, what the fuck?

The proposed Chicken Little DTV movie actually looked a lot better than the film did.

This is generally why i don't buy into the Disney is dead hype
There have been worse dark ages

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Abby tho
Closure

>I can't believe Disney made something so bad
but is good

That was a meme that lasted for many years! Memes nowadays barely last a day or two.

I love that he's in KHII, that game is great for all the batshit, out of left field choices like Pirates, Stitch, Tron, Timeless River, etc.

disney is cancer and most of the movies they've made in the past decade suck

At least they were TRYING new things in that era. As bad Chicken Little, HotR, and Country Bears were they were at least original. Now they stopped giving a fuck entirely, recycling shit constantly and killin goff established franchises because they know they can earn a quick buck off of it.

It was a fuuusion of confusion with a few confounding things

My only real gripe was that the dad didn't come forward with WHY he was such a stick in the mud. They hint at something bad happening to Little's mom, but never really state exactly what, so you have to just assume he's being overly protective/negative because he doesn't want to lose his son, yet can't say why for whatever reason. Meanwhile, the Goofy movie made years before, was able to have Goofy explain why he was afraid of losing Max once the two confronted each other.

This.
Home on the Range is a very flawed movie but I wouldn't quite say it's terrible. It's certainly in the bottom 5 of Disney movies, but it at least has decent art direction, alright songs, and some funny moments.
Chicken Little is just annoying at best and infuriating at worst. I have no real positives besides that sometimes it doesn't look that bad.

I'm absolutely willing to admit that Cars would've been at worst a middle of the line movie if they had just dropped the stupid ass anthro cars concept and used human drivers or even anthro animal drivers. I guess I can't fault the millions they made on merchandising but the anthro cars make the story look about a million times shittier than it actually is.

I'd argue they did Doc Hollywood's story a lot better than Doc Hollywood did.

I never seen Doc Hollywood, what makes Cars better for curiosity’s sake?

I think the premise of Cars being about racers rather than doctors allows for a more satisfying ending thanks to the race scene being the conclusion (as well as more thrilling), rather than the protagonist going all the way back to his job for multiple days mulling over whether he's happy until he gets a phone call telling him to man the fuck up. Doc Hollywood is also primarily a romantic comedy while Cars is more character based. There's a romance in Cars but it's in the backseat, not the main driving force of the protagonist's decisions and actions.

Personally I liked the twist on the original story of Chicken Little but the character designs are so fucking ugly and the third act gets so fucking weird that it's hard to watch

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When I first saw the traillers as a kid, I seriously thought of this as the next Pixar film because at the time, I thought Disney would never do CGI.

I loved this movie. Only autists think it's outright bad.

I liked it.

He's the best summon as long as you're not fighting a boss and you've learned Second Chance.
He auto-heals you with unlimited potions if you enter critical health, and if you have enough enemies nearby, he'll spam a magnet spell attached to the ground.

Otherwise, Stitch is better because of his stunning and mp refilling.

this was one of my favorite childhood movies because of how much i related to chicken little

>they were TRYING new things in that era
Do you even know the about the production problems those films had? none of the animators were happy making those movies.
Chicken little was a totally different movie until they were told to scrap everything at the last minute by the execs and reuse the character models to make a story they didn't want to tell.
Home on the Range had no direction and constantly changed stories dozens of times until they had to slap together whatever they had to make a mess of a movie that nobody liked.

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That brainwashing of the fox was mean spirited user...

>Slice of life movie about a chicken farm finding her inner courage.

Mark Dindal was fucked over wit this movie.

That feel when you wrote Cats Don't Dance and Emperor's New Groove and all people remember you for is this garbage.

now that i think about it chicken little looks and acts exactly like the zoomer meme and i hate it

It makes up for it with the mind controlled cows

That's Disney for ya

Home on the Range basically kept changing stories because the execs wanted to sell Happy Meal toys of cows without reminding kids that cows are where cheeseburgers come from. The original Ghost Riders in the Sky concept was 2spooky for them and they kept removing references of what was gonna happen to the cows Slim stole in the later drafts.

What do you mean? The Country Bears is some very enjoyable schlock. And the bear animatronics were top-notch.

>BNL
>Cheetah Girls
>Patti LaBelle AND Joss Stone
>Fucking R.E.M.
>DIANA ROSS???

What

I remember going to see this garbage in the theater with my elementary school and I fucking hated it. All my classmates seemed to love it through.

Even as a kid, it bothered me that they left her the way they did at the end. And I like southern bell ladies.

>There's a romance in Cars but it's in the backseat
>backseat

You cheeky bastard

It isn't, the animation looks awful.
youtube.com/watch?v=LGd7RM8-ZYE

That is one thick young girl.

I think the pig sings a Diana Ross song

IT WAS A RECIPE FOR DISASTER

A FOUR COURSE MEAL OF NOSIREE

I think I saw this twice back when it was out on VHS or maybe DVD but damn I don't remember anything about it.

This is kind of creepypasta-ish:

>No 'Chicken Little' - Kids see suicide
>A Times Square movie theater laid an egg at a showing of "Chicken Little" last night.
>Adults and kids expecting to watch Disney's G-rated animated flick at the AMC Empire 25 theater on 42nd St. were instead presented with a foreign film that opened with a young man committing suicide.

>"It's pandemonium," Joshua Gallo, 30, told the Daily News as he rushed out of the theater with his 5-year-old son and 1-year-old daughter. "The kids are crying. The mothers are screaming for the managers to stop the film."

>Terrified children didn't know what to do as they watched a young boy hang himself from a tree at the 8:45 p.m. screening.

>After five minutes, "Andrea," a Spanish drama opening today, was turned off and "Chicken Little" was played.

>Patrons got a coupon for a free movie.

web.archive.org/web/20051124031303/https://www.nydailynews.com/news/story/362943p-309144c.html

Disney made John Carter, Pirates 3-5, Lone Ranger, Tomorrowland and Wrinkle in Time. Why are you surprised?

THIS IS NOT OVER
BEARS

Had this on DVD and it was during that period where I either had games or DVDs/VHS and rarely internet (we had it, but my parents were on it most of the time and it wasn't important to me that much back then) so I usually ended up watching it like once a week.

Still remember most of it. Didn't think it was bad back then but despite seeing all the Disney logos and previews (I think at that point they still had that comfy home video presentation promo setup) I kinda equated it with Madagascar type films.

I heard this happened with another movie that might've been Yea Forums related but I can't remember what it was.

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This might be the movie they saw:
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You wanna know something terrible? When I was young I was super into this movie. I don't know why

his summon in kh2 had some utility.

his outfit is designed to attract children with those stripes, its the same thing blues clues guy did and the brainwashing spiderman elsa videos do that use color coding

Why was the porcupine in like all the advertising of this movie but didn't do anything?

he was the funny joke

>As bad Chicken Little, HotR, and Country Bears were they were at least original
Chicken Little is just "modern day fairytale" and Country Bears is literally based off a ride like PotC without any of the charm PotC had

Chicken Little was originally gonna be a girl if I remember. Had a voice actress and everything

>finding her inner courage
sounds lame

God the characters look fugly. And the textures look even worse.

How did Disney approve of any of this?

They were going through a rough time in the 00s

>Eisner

I can.

Unpopular opinion: that song is actually pretty good