When did Luke become sexy? Why is Disney drawing him so fucking sexy?
When did Luke become sexy? Why is Disney drawing him so fucking sexy?
Ayden Campbell
Justin Edwards
Now they just need to animate him making out with his sister.
Ian Cook
Oh boy, can't wait for sexy Luke trap in Leia's slave outfit porn.
Caleb Jackson
What do you think?
Brayden Sanders
Parker Young
>that file name
Sebastian Allen
Because looks feminine
Jason Cox
I guess they never miss, yeah?
Anthony Smith
ANH Luke was always a tasty twink.
Levi Bailey
I don't want to fuck Luke Skywalker.
Jacob Clark
>that luke bootyshorts picture from a few threads ago
Nice
Austin Reed
post it here, asking for a friend
James Adams
It needs the "and no questions asked" bit added in.
Julian Cox
>When did Luke become sexy?
You ever seen the Christmas special?
Liam Butler
At work, but i saved a couple. Will post when I'm home.
Noah Cooper
Juan Hughes
Stop sexualizing Luke please.
Hunter Sanders
Luke in that black outfit at the end of Return of the Jedi is fucking hot, and this comes from a straight guy.
Leo Morris
he... was always sexy. Strangely enough, I found Leia to be the least attractive of the trio.
Benjamin Collins
Did they seriously try to hunkify Chewbacca? Try and succeed?
Jack Price
absolutely THIS
Nathaniel Campbell
Stupid sexy Chewie
Liam Miller
It's a little more obvious in the blu-ray that Leia has the worst makeup job of them all.
Bentley Lopez
Eli Scott
There's already a few pics.
Kayden Hughes
Not but I have one of the booty shorts pics.
Owen Brooks
I’ll be in my bunk.
Justin Sanders
I summon thee, Shadman!
Dominic Davis
Thanks, still at work but that was one of them
>tfw i will never stab him with my meatsaber
Anthony Myers
Don't lewd Luke.
At all.
Joshua Kelly
Yea Forums is too gay today, even for me. I'm leaving
Ethan Adams
Well, Disney shouldn't have drawn him so fuckable.
Jeremiah Ross
I want to stick my meatsaber here.
Wyatt Wright
>YFW Carrie Fischer was doing coke and fucking everyone on the Star Wars set instead of Mark Hammil
Is Mark Hammil an incel that made it?
Jeremiah Richardson
No, just a man with integrity.
Isaac Harris
This. Hamill was a cutie back then.
Josiah Brooks
>you ill never wake up next to a naked luke
Grayson Thompson
bumping for more pics
Anthony Hughes
Luke was always cute as fuck.
I don't have it, someone else post the webm of when he's getting interviewed for some German show and he's wearing a sweater and holding a cat that just snuggles into his chest.
Josiah Hall
>and this comes from a straight guy
uhm, no, sweetie
Sebastian Price
What are you gonna do if I do? Kill me off and decanonize me again?
Matthew Peterson
>WOMEN SHOULDN'T BE TREATED AS OBJECTS, SHITLORD INCELS. STOP SEXUALIZING THEM
>Hmm boypussy
The absolute state of entertainment today
Connor Smith
Boypussy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pussy
Nolan Brooks
This a million times over
Nathaniel Kelly
Amen brother.
Gabriel Bennett
Luke was always cute
Robert Jenkins
Joshua Martinez
This. Don’t ruin my childhood.
Angel Long
Anthony Russell
Man sometimes I wish we were more like the Japs. We'd have more Luke Trap lewds than you could shake a stick at.
Brody Russell
Phos?
Justin Scott
Which stick?
Juan Hernandez
Killersticks?
Parker Cruz
...and i sink deeper yet in to depravety
>14years
>i want to fuck goldbikini leia
>30years
> i want to fuck twink luke
Lucas Hill
I like where this is going.
Fucking adorable.
Anthony Gray
Ayden Lee
Luke was always sexy, at least before the car crash.
Perfect twink.
Bentley Lewis
No, he is for sexual.
Nolan Adams
Michael Roberts
Camden Carter
now make mark hamill wear every revealing clothing posted so far
Carter Rogers
>Start career: young girls want to fuck you
>Mid career: crazy girls want to fuck you, men want Batman to rape you
>Late career: men want to fuck you
I wonder what Mark thinks about all this shit.
Alexander Moore
God, yes, please
Christian Ortiz
Luke really works as a cutey prince. Although Leia would be more believable as some rogue, rather than a naive country girl. I know it's just a siblings flip and not a gender flip, but some older female scoundrel akin to a fem Solo hitting on Luke would really push my buttons.
Luke Long
>but some older female scoundrel akin to a fem Solo hitting on Luke would really push my buttons.
Well, start writing that space opera story, so we can all enjoy.
Christian Jones
You can't even beat eco-saving Daniel Bryan, shut up.
Noah Peterson
Its almost like the industry is overrun with homosexual pedophiles and feminist legbeards.
WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED.
Asher Russell
They're trying to convey his boyish features but, in doing so, have gone into full on trap territory.
Brayden Turner
Leia would have steamrolled the universe. She's way more active in bringing order to the universe compared to Luke.
Robert Turner
Luke has a boypussy so sought after by the galaxy that even his father can't resist wanting it.
Matthew Anderson
user, I...
Noah Perez
Even Sheev wants it.
Henry Foster
Han regularly cucks Leia for it.
Colton Thomas
Kylo went to the dark side because Luke wouldn't put out anymore.
Connor Peterson
>Luke died a virgin
God, TLJ was a travesty.
Bentley Scott
Feels relevant to this thread.
Jordan Cook
It'd probably be pretty easy editing out Luke's pants in this show
Wyatt Myers
I'm not sure if I should be throwing up or taking notes. I like adding femservice as a fair's fair thing in my writing and works, so I guess this is good material to work with?
Colton Wilson
I was thinking that she didn't grow up like Luke, with a loving aunt and uncle who raised her to be a good girl, and also didn't have the benefit of royal education making her a calculating diplomat. So basically she grows up to be dangerous, smart, swift to act, but also too abrasive and mistrusting to be a good leader, and ends up being a reputable rogue at a young age. At which point she is located and hired by Obi-Wan to break out prince Luke.
Kayden Campbell
>he thinks this thread is girls drooling at boy Luke
LOL
Christopher Rogers
Yeah yeah and Playgirl ain't for girls. Still prime study material.
Jason Evans
Eh, maybe true. There are a lot of girls drawing prime trap. But goddamn are they bad at drawing dicks. It frankly amazes me in this age of internet porn how some girls can get a dick as wrong as they do.
Josiah Fisher
I always thought it'd make more sense for Luke to be the princess considering he acts like far more of a girl than Leia.
Elijah Williams
Luis Martin
Ryan Cooper
Noah Lopez
>this thread
>Yea Forums is just as into girly boys as I am
Asher Gutierrez
Asher Perry
i want to touch his feet
Chase White
May I please have a source for this? Reverse image search hasn't turned up anything for me.
Brayden Jones
Obi Wan would slice off your hand, are you willing to risk it?
Grayson Scott
yes. just a light touch of fingertip across his sole and i could die happily.
James Phillips
Julian Carter
what is this from?
Camden Price
>>Late career: men want to fuck you
Did I miss something?
Xavier Garcia
This would work.
Nicholas Mitchell
I admire your dedication to touching shota Luke's feet.
Eli Powell
Death-sticks*
Get it right
Colton Ward
Luke was originally going to be a girl, wasn't he?
Kayden Lopez
I'm pretty sure he was originally supposed to have a robot head.
Lincoln Turner
Jackson Hall
Nope, he was going to be a girl.
Unfortunately I can't find the picture evidence of this anymore because googling "Star Wars Luke originally a woman" just brings up a bunch of Rey bullshit.
Parker Harris
Tiger Beat was all over the guy back then.
Aiden Cooper
It's like what happened to link.
Gavin Hughes
Wait, here we go.
Robert Sanders
Hunter Long
Julian Powell
Zachary Nelson
>Disney is trying to normalize pedophilia in advance to the inevitable Hollywood kiddie sex scandal
Benjamin Stewart
Charles James
Age is a helluva thing.
James Walker
Brandon Johnson
Fuck, marry, kill?
Charles Anderson
>narrow Kylo
Disgusting.
Leo Cooper
Matthew Clark
Here you go.
Gavin Hernandez
Luis Rodriguez
I would a girl Luke
Cameron Rivera
I don't know about that but Luke is 19 or 20 during A New Hope. Of course Leia acts older but then she was raised in a more structured environment and her upbringing had an emphasis on serving her world and the galaxy at large. Plus she was a member of the rebellion before there even was an Alliance.
Isaac Evans
Carter Nelson
James Ortiz
Alright you perverts, here's some hot half-naked Luke.
Andrew Rodriguez
Yeesh. Star Wars really is the truest example of that rare moment when the concept art is legitimately worse than the final product.
Kayden Allen
Jason Sanchez
Xavier Allen
>that jiggle
Ryan Rivera
no, you shut up sodomite.
and they visit this board too.
Ian Garcia
Ryder Johnson
wtf, are they retconning Luke to be a twink now?
Luke Richardson
>retconning
He was always a twink.
Carson Cook
Evan Allen
Noah Morales
Kevin Rivera
Jonathan Gutierrez
>If you've seen Mark's new movie, "Star Wars," then you know how talented [...] he is!
Pfffft ha ha ha.
Mason Wilson
don't fuck your son anakin that's gross
Matthew Perry
>Are you kidding me? With that dumb pretty “who-me?” farm face and hair just the right length for grabbing? That kid got pegged every time they docked on a new planet, and he adored it.
Thomas Hill
Mason Price
He hasn't gotten laid in years and his son is an adorable blond twink, he's not made of stone.
Jason Turner
Yea Forums is gay as hell, never forget it user.
Jack Wilson
Luke Brooks
>Girl luke
Blake Morris
This is just crossdressing Luke.
Justin Morgan
Andrew Sullivan
Aaron Powell
Jacob Gomez
Wyatt Williams
Adam Moore
Owen Moore
Robert Scott
Why didn't Luke just become a pop Idol after saving the galaxy?
Levi Thompson
Was Luke/Han the second fujo sci-fi ship after Spock/Kirk? I remember reading something to that effect.
Xavier Ramirez
Wait...why is chebacka hot?
Josiah Reyes
>All you niggers sexualising the poster boy of the hero's journey, the kid all boys saw themselves as when they played Star Wars in the playground
This is the same shit that happened with Link, I fucking hate you all.
Look up Standard Fuck Party on HookTube and tell me then if "boipucci and traps are le epic!!!". Die.
Jacob Powell
>When did Luke become sexy? Why is Disney drawing him so fucking sexy?
Weeb artists can't design masculine characters.
Brayden Kelly
>Leia... I...
Cooper Diaz
Luke and Han have been the sexual awakening for many boys and girls since the '70s, you sheltered faggot.
William Howard
Stop it guys, don't think about Luke like that.
Luke Cook
>and girls
Who do you think I'm getting angry at?
Aaron Murphy
He was too busy being a magical girl.
James Nguyen
Stay mad, nigger.
Josiah Collins
hooktube.com
Mandatory watching for everyone in this thread.
Elijah Stewart
It's Leia, Leia was a medium length blonde in the concept art
Xavier Reyes
I always choose jedi knight Luke, what a semen demon
Cameron Russell
Hamill always looked good. Even post crash he still looked good.
Hunter Bell
nobody's clicking that shit you double nigger
Jacob Wood
Worried you'll be scared straight,user? It's a mental illness.
Logan Harris
Have you been under a rock since 1973? Man, the internet must've come as a real shock.
Isaiah Stewart
When wasn't he?
Ethan Adams
Yeah, the only thing was that he got fat, and he fixed that.
Now he looks like a cool, grizzled old granddad
Oliver Bennett
Yeah, just don't fall asleep at his house.
Robert Evans
Nope, that's Luke. Luke was going to be a woman and Han was her love interest.
Jordan Johnson
You think Luke would offer his boipussy to someone to bring them back to the light side?
Hudson Williams
hooktube.com
I get by okay.
Anthony Roberts
Well, clearly not, but it's fun to pretend.
Grayson Rodriguez
That's not sexy, that's pre-teen, if you find that sexy then there's something wrong with you
Daniel Bennett
You clearly do better with your coworkers politely smiling and nodding along to your latest Grindr stories then, right? You know they're just too scared to get HR on you, right?
Evan Butler
C H E W B A R A
Austin Reyes
A photo is never the same as having a dick/touching one in person.
Daniel Smith
How do you think he converted Vader?
Isaiah Hughes
I wouldn't talk to them about how much boipucci I slay, it's not like they'd appreciate it. You're confusing homosexuality with full blown autism, which I imagine you're more familiar with.
Jaxson Turner
Come along kids, there are confused straight people in this thread who wouldn't want Luke's boypussy
Gabriel Mitchell
>confused
I'm certain. Nice usage of the classic imagery of a mother ushering her inquisitive children away from something unsavory, very ironic.
Brayden Taylor
>Luke and Han have been the sexual awakening for many boys and girls since the '70s, you sheltered faggot.
For me it was Padme's midriff
Brayden Ortiz
what is this and why does it give me a boner?
are they about to start kisisng each other?
are they gay or just dressing up for they gals?
Brandon Nelson
male always make the best female
Christian Edwards
Take a look at this entire thread.
Henry Cook
Your kind needs to be destroyed.
Logan Parker
This. it's legitimately the gayest board on Yea Forums.
Carter Brown
>he still believes in the women meme
Enjoy eternally getting cucked by roasties, loser.
Samuel Garcia
>straight guy who finds Luke sexy
You might want to re-think that.
Nathaniel Jackson
What is the optimal wideness for Ben Swolo?
Justin Wright
Lies. Pussy and tits are superior to anything the male body has, and nothing you say can ever convince me otherwise.
Benjamin Hill
>Skywalkers had a nice line of pretty blond twinks going
>Han's shitty genes ruin everything
It's a shame.
Parker Martin
well I can't argue with that. That's why I'm a lesbian
Brody Rogers
He was originally cast as Luke for being young and handsome, but he had an accident between New Hope and Empire that disfigured his face. The scene with the wampa at the beginning of Empire was altered to explain why Luke Skywalker suddenly had malformed scars on his face.
Brandon Fisher
>Luke is so cute, even straight guys and lesbians want him
Brayden Gomez
Christian Russell
Sebastian Stewart
Look at him. That smile, that wink and squint. Do you think he would understand what he was going to start, who he was going to be?
Do you think he ever regrets not being able to enjoy his twenties and thirties like a regular person, instead of people calling him "Luke" all the time?
David Cox
Henry Hall
But there's no way that Luke could have been a girl. Then he would have been a Mary Sue! lol
Aiden Murphy
Owen Anderson
Easton Thomas
Grayson Green
Hunter Cruz
Mason Howard
Samuel Garcia
source?
Christian Jackson
Brandon Sanchez
Nathan Moore
Lincoln Brooks
Those were done by a resident Yea Forums drawfriend. I believe their tumblr was nuked after the porn purge.
Christian Taylor
Why didn't Han just fuck both Skywalker siblings?
Landon Diaz
Jack Taylor
>Why didn't
>implying
Thomas Torres
Fuck Anakin
Marry Luke
Kill Kylo
Literally any other answer is wrong.
Brandon Gutierrez
Luke was 19-23 in the OT
Caleb Edwards
It was pretty popular among the fujo fanzine circles until Lucas and co. outlawed any fanworks for the series.
Xavier Morris
Imagine the kind of breed that comes out of this and
>BIG TEETH
Liam Taylor
Yeah, the ship had zines and a whole history of the creators getting hyper buttmad over the ship. I'm not gonna bother with telling the whole shebang, just look here.
Caleb Brooks
>Implying Mark Hamill isn't sexy
Samuel Rodriguez
ok but what if i'm not gay?
Evan Rodriguez
>Star Trek fandom is pretty vanilla and normie
>Star Wars fandom is full of degeneracy and incest
Perhaps trying to repress fujos for so long actually did more damage than good.
Elijah Moore
stop having autism
Andrew Sanchez
Work on fixing that.
Jose Cooper
>So now that he's a cute sexy twink will it finally happen?
Jacob Jenkins
>Cutie Honey Luke
Fucking Patrician content, user.
Landon Morales
That innocent young man is not the Joker, Gordon, raping him would solve nothing.
Jack Phillips
>Star Trek fandom is pretty vanilla and normie
I don't know what part of the Star Trek fandom you're refer to, but as a whole its still filled with fujoshits and xenophilia enthusiasts.
Jaxon Reyes
If anything, the whole shipping culture started with star trek fans
Daniel Torres
The wincest is entirely Lucas' fault.
Jose Myers
Justin Ortiz
Connor Hughes
there's no if anything about it, it's fair to say that a majority of aspects that still exist today in shipping and fan culture originally began way back in those old ass Star Trek zines. The question has to be raised that if ST hadn't started that proto-fandom community that it had, would fandom exist at all? I can't think of many things before ST that had a fanbase so active and widespread that they publish multiple zines on specific ships or topics.
Carter Ross
Fucking Korea.
Anthony Cook
Pretty sure there were shippers back when Sherlock/The Little Women were being published. It was an inevitability I'd say.
Joshua White
Can you give me a little more intel on that? Like, was it widespread and something that people made published zine content for, or was it mostly closed circle sort of stuff? Genuinely curious here.
Even if I hate Little Women.
Kayden Sanders
Purest form of love
Ian Scott
Luke was always fucking cute, they've just made him cuter
Wyatt Anderson
Matthew Watson
Fucking time paradoxes.
Jason Robinson
There weren't published zines, but I know the writer of Little Women recieved endless hate mail for not making Jo/Laurie canon and instead switching up ships at the end, implying there were shipfags even back then.
Asher Edwards
Wow that's pretty crazy. I mean, its adjacent to shit that happens in modern day so its not too out of left field, but damn. Guess shipfag meltdowns are always inevitable.
Carter Gray
>not using your powers to come back from the dead as your young hot self for the sole purpose of fucking your cute son
Get on Anakin's level.
Nathaniel Bailey
But it looks more like Luke went back because of Obi
Ryder Taylor
Why is Obi-Wan the only man who can apparently resist the urge to molest Luke?
Nicholas Gray
He was too busy molesting Anakin.
Levi Hernandez
I remember hearing somebody once say "Star Wars id the story of an older man who takes a younger man to a bar," so we dont know what his intentions were had they just successfully gotten to Alderon
Wyatt Hill
Because his prior experience with grooming a young boy blew up in his face.
Ryder Morales
Whoops, meant to reply to:
Cameron Richardson
Andrew Kelly
Charles Nelson
Nothing gets more paradoxical than young Luke with Kylo
Bet he'd choose twink Luke over that pig disgusting Rey
Camden Cooper
Luis Cox
Landon Richardson
>implying Mark Hamil was unsexy for any period of time
Carson Hernandez
Samuel Stewart
Jacob Williams
Kylo's a pleb, so probably not.
Aiden Parker
old man Luke even gets some love.
Joshua Lee
Connor Sullivan
stupid sexy based Hamill
Nicholas Nelson
Nicholas Ramirez
Why are you people so gay?
Benjamin Fisher
Easton Lewis
Do only men browse this board?
Lucas Campbell
Obviously.
Zachary Diaz
Boys are cute.
Chase Richardson
I don't want to dig out such an old meme but you have forced my hand. There are no girls on the internet.
Isaac Taylor
Yea Forums actually has a sizeable female population, probably the most out of any board besides /cgl/.
Michael Cruz
>Not finding this sexy.
I bet you aren't even a real faggot, faggot!
Anthony Taylor
Superior Hamill
Ian Bell
Ryder Butler
Evan Watson
goddammit Reapersun
Noah Martin
Yea Forumsmic Luke is a cute too.
Bentley Barnes
Logan Evans
Easton Sullivan
Think this thread will last long enough to pull off a few Luke drawings?
Ryan Cook
>3D Luke
No, get out.
Landon Parker
Are you the drawfriend who drew these ?
Carter Martin
Sorry, no. I did the Luke in bed one.
Ayden Perez
not him but that's even better
should do more Luke art in a similar vein
Ryan Johnson
Just as good.
Could you draw Luke as slave Leia? I can never get enough of that.
Jack Bailey
I would, but outside of these threads I don't know where to post them.
Bentley Cook
starwars.booru.org
Brody Brown
Holy fucking shit. I remember reading this at my school's library. We pass that that shit around because of how we unironically thought that anime Star Wars was the coolest thing ever.
Jace Parker
In the bikini and all? Or just a slave outfit?
Bentley Garcia
/cm/ often has a Star Wars thread going, and they're a slower board so it usually lasts longer.
Gabriel Jenkins
Bikini and all please.
David Long
Hey wait user your messing with dark forces
Elijah Gutierrez
>Shadman
Blake Morris
That's a cute ass Leia
Christopher Wood
Random st thought but my headcanon is that barriss offee went off the deep end to discredit the jedi in a retarded way was because she got mind fucked by those alien parasites, anyways yeah I’ve noticed how increasingly sexy Luke is here
Jaxon Nguyen
Anyone have any links to the ST manga series?
Henry King
Leia domming Slave Luke when?
Justin King
just a quick sketch for now
Xavier Powell
Jaba domming slave Luke.
Robert Cook
It's perfect, thank you very much!
Nathaniel Brown
Seems more like a newtype to me.
Jayden Rogers
Why not just han?
Nolan Carter
Evan Morgan
He's a nice guy
James Diaz
user, it's very obvious that you're repressing some shit. People who are genuinely just homophobes dont save the urls of gay sex videos to show to people.
Nathaniel Fisher
I thought he was playing the fool ironically.
Liam Brooks
He really is the purest.
Cooper Miller
Holy fucking shit I look exactly like young Mark Hamill.
Nathaniel Bailey
Nah, I'm sure he knew that deprived Hollywood types wanted his nubile boy body.
Brayden Hall
He always was, user.
Sebastian Sullivan
>implying there aren't any girls drooling over qt Luke
Brother, don't you see we are united in our thirst?
James Johnson
Looks like I'm not gonna get anything done thanks to this thread so if anyone wants more badly drawn Lukes, I'm here.
Nathaniel Evans
why am I hard now?
Grayson Lewis
Leia catching Luke trying on her dress.
Caleb Adams
>these people are close relatives
Thomas Clark
Liam Evans
the dialogue from the OT mixed in with a bunch of digital fuckery makes this thing watch like a vine compilation and i dont hate it but its weird that it has the disney label and i dont want to see it
Isaiah Turner
look at this fuckin anime ass bullshit wtf
Blake Barnes
Adam is a cross between the dark haired Leia with the masculine faced and also dark haired Harrison Ford, its not far fetched to look different from your uncle. Anakin and Luke however do look close
Aiden Wright
>Anakin and Luke however do look close
They really don't.
Samuel Taylor
>EYE
>WONDER
>WHO
>LUKE
>LOOKS
>LIKE
I fucking love all you amorous horny trap fuckers. Let's make a ton of lewds and make 2019 more lewd than ever.
Jonathan Powell
They're both pretty, which is all I really care about
Dylan Wilson
I'll be honest, that isn't a connection I was expecting to see here.
Luis Cruz
What's wrong with her tongue?
Aaron Hill
Wasn’t the new cartoon set in the episode 7 timeframe? Why te fuck would luke be in it? Why would he be young?
Connor Perez
Holy shit.
Joshua Harris
can you make sweet love to me?
Joshua Garcia
lol, he looks like Alisa Seleznyova.
youtube.com
And the guy is blatantly Lucas' self-insert.
Connor Adams
>tfw no more perfect pretty boi Skywalker lineage
fuck disney
Jack Sullivan
Well, yeah, but there are also videos, drawing tutorials, realistic dildos and etc. There's really no good excuse to be bad a dick drawing.
Alexander Lopez
>let your QT femboy waifu be fucked by a man
Do you have a cuck fetish, you cuck?
Adrian Clark
I get the feeling that the ending of Return would look really different with Leia in Luke's place:
>"Strike me down with all of your ang--"
>whirr-smoosh
Parker Garcia
There also may be part of it that's knowing that Carrie Fisher ages the worst of the three.
Juan Rogers
Who in the fuck would call Adam Driver attractive? The fucker is a 4/10, 5/10 with a beard to hide his ugly mug.
Levi Turner
As opposed to being fucked by a woman who still isn't you?
Aiden Roberts
>00's
>the Star Wars saga is about Anakin Skywalker, his fall and redemption
>Luke is important as the catalyst, but it's really his father's story
>10's
>REMEMBER LUKE SKYWALKER
>the only Anakin (not Vader) reference in the sequels is framing him as "Luke's father" only
Johnson doing Punished Luke wouldn't seem so extreme, if the rest of the Disney marketing machine wouldn't wank him everywhere and wouldn't capitalize off the OT so heavily. Cashing in on the nostalgia bait, while being self-critical about fellating the OT is jarring and hypocritical. I'm kind of fucking sick of seeing Luke by now.
Jackson Lopez
>Obi-Wan's life is just somehow ending up involved into Skywalker shenanigans
Force rest his soul
Christian Brown
Such Kylo like proportions...
Robert Smith
Obi... had a hard life... he needs some time to rest.
Brandon Martin
Faggot
Jordan Russell
Maybe he should have actually finished Anakin off then instead of leaving him a burned cripple to slowly die as his force control waned
Parker Martinez
Hamill supposedly did a nude scene in a bad looking movie called Black Magic Woman, but I’ve never found it online.
Jonathan Lewis
>Who in the fuck would call Adam Driver attractive?
Women and Kojima.
Owen Perry
What are you? Oh right straight male, a population with shitiest taste.
Wyatt Flores
>implying his dick virginity matters
Thomas Russell
I hate that name so much. Just call it ass. It makes me feel gay.
Josiah Diaz
Good, good! Give in to your gayness! You shall know the power of the boypussy!
Alexander Gomez
>Implying male Leia wouldn't be pegging that ass day and night
Grayson Peterson
*sorry meant just plain Leia not male
Connor Williams
Why not meet your subconscious halfway and make it dickgirl Leia?
Lucas Ward
We need to give this user an agent
Nathan Martin
Juan Powell
Nolan Wood
Man.
Jose Bailey
Sebastian Reyes
He sounds like good boyfriend material, bet he is a cuddler with great sense of humour
Ryan Gutierrez
>women of the female gender
>on the internet
Joseph Martin
>good boyfriend material
From what I've heard his marriage is strong and healthy, particularly by Hollywood standards. So he's good Husband Material too.
Parker Thomas
Wouldnt ezra be like way older?
Eli Lopez
only better guy in that aspect is cilian murphy
Chase Kelly
user oh my god thanks
Hudson Myers
Remember what Luke looked like in the Star Wars manga?
Like clockwork.
Jace James
Looks like a shota
David Williams
Why didn't Vader just rape Luke?
Asher Gutierrez
This is Star Wars now.
Henry Lewis
Thank god.
Lincoln Morales
based fujoshi
Juan King
And that's a good thing
Hunter Taylor
No, I can only make sweet, sweet hate.
Self hate
Carson Diaz
In a diaper at that.
Nathan Baker
Star Trek is full of child porn enthusiasts
>Several weeks ago, a Los Angeles Times article ignited controversy when it claimed that "all but one of the offenders [investigated by the Toronto Sex Crimes Unit] arrested in the last four years was a hard-core Trekkie" (story)
Anthony Lopez
Eyes On Mike (Stoklasa)
Luke Barnes
Alright, now post your faces when you realize the tall as fuck wookie looking thing is actually concept Han and not Chewy.
Samuel Russell
Mike actually fucking becomes Plinkett in the future. Fuck.
Dylan Bell
Kevin Ward
>One day RLM posts a Plinkett-esque video of prostitutes being tortured
>But there's no movie being reviewed, its just Plinkett ranting nonsense about Star Trek
>Things turn creepier when people resembling Rich and Jay also appear chained in the video and are brutally murdered on screen
>And then you check the news that night and it reports: "Milwaukee youtuber and massive Star Trek fan arrested for mass murder"
Brayden Sullivan
Connor Gomez
Honestly, i'm imagining a cute scenario where some kids who grew up watching them by being introduced trough their hipster parents and are now in film school, come over to elderly Mike's house and ask him to play Mr. Plinkett in their holovid. And then go together to visit Rich's grave afterwards.
Easton Green
Good end
Bad end
Jackson Gonzalez
Parker Williams
Shame about the motorcycle accident. That really destroyed his face
Ian Brooks
That looks like a shitty Ulysses 31 drawing.
Josiah Morales
It took you that long?
Adrian Kelly
Colton Price
Is Adam Driver a burger
Joshua Bailey
underrated
Wyatt Bennett
fuck
Samuel Morgan
>Luke looks like my Dad in photos of him from the 80s
Joshua Young
I want to fuck your dad.
Gabriel Barnes
No? they were born just a few days apart
Jaxson Reed
Sebastian Murphy
so a few days older then
Brody Stewart
Grayson Jones
Yeah, Ezra was born before Luke&Leia
Cooper Diaz
It would be so easy to slide your hand in his robe to cop a feel.
Luke Hill
Based creep user
Dylan Edwards
You're thinking of Resistance. This is Galaxy of Adventures, which consists of short clips from mostly the OT with some PT reanimated in 2D and uploaded to the Star Wars Kids channel on YouTube.
Elijah Lopez
Would anyone here actually rape young Hamill
Christopher Lee
I wouldn't mind a new show with this artstyle.
Nolan Smith
Luck is his FATHER you sicko
Nathaniel Wilson
actually that would be /pol/
Justin Ortiz
In my experience there is no such thing as luck. That means it's not illegal!
Alexander Perez
>Leia is backer of violent radicals and a powerful political operator
>her showing against Vader was only relatively poor because she was literally fleeing a war zone with him in pursuit
>Unconsciously hammers everyone she meets with the force to get her way her whole life, Vader was one of the first people that could even begin to contest her will
>Vader notices on the Tantive IV and later spends the whole interrogation in a battle of wills with her for information, even after drugging her
>the officers don't catch on because they aren't force sensitive and Vader downplays it, but it takes him quite a while to extract the information by his own admission
Leia was shaping up to be fem-Sheeve of the Imperial Senate, were she to to go to the dark side. When Vader learned of Luke, raised by his vague relations and Obi Wan, the force savant and princess/senator raised by Padme's close friends that were tied up with the rebellion and the Jedi would stick out like a sore thumb.
Jordan Cook
>I'm the sort of authoritarian pervert that would abuse others for my own pleasure
>if only I had the balls or wealth to defy society and do it
>but I'm not, so I'll repress my desires for power over others into acceptable heteronormative lanes
>and I'll just assume that anyone that doesn't is ultimately just as I would be if I wasn't bound by society to acceptable behavior
just because the only thing that keeps you from raping anyone you find pretty is scorn and punishment doesn't mean every pretty thing is a matter of rapacious perversion.
Colton Lopez
Blake Howard
>You can't dissolve the senate
>I am the senate
Hudson Edwards
He's not a real baneite. Which is fair, since Sheev killed the last baneite and fucked up the plan. Revan's arc was modeled on Vader, Malak on his appearance OOC, and in canon Vader himself is the Revan-esque gray Jedai, even as Palpatine modeled his mask on Malak. Now Kylo is attempting to become Vader, and his redemption is being set up to mirror Revan and be underwritten by the new non-jedi order rediscovering Revan, his parallel with Vader, and the ultimate failings of both the Empire and Republic in both eras.
Jaxon Garcia
What d'you think?
Michael Reyes
Adam Kelly
If I were a Hollywood producer in 1977, I'd definitely offer that he let me plunder his boypussy in exchange for getting him more roles.
Unfortunately it seems like Hamill is too pure for that kind of thing so I'd have no luck.
Isaiah Brown
>thread is still up
So we're in agreement, right? Luke is best boy.
Carter Rodriguez
Impossible, those are cone ears. Only females have those!
Wyatt Brooks
But which Luke is best Luke?
Sebastian Butler
Nathaniel Johnson
Andrew Ward
Cameron Cook
Lincoln Gutierrez
Aaron Jenkins
Everyone was sexy in the 70's
Ayden Brooks
ROTJ Luke. That all black costume was bitchin!
Gavin Ross
That's patently false.
Eli Wilson
This is a good thread.
David Russell
Luke Skywalker?
More like "Cute Boywalker".
Angel Hill
when did the Andorians travel to a galaxy far far away?
and they bred with pink-skins?
Easton Wilson
Dam, Obi Wan looks like a Stonetoss cartoon, also where's his nose?
Justin Price
People would still rape current Mark Hamill, those numbers would be multiplied if it were young Mark Hamill and quadrupled if it were pre accident Mark Hamill
Daniel Thomas
Yes
Brayden Diaz
but /cooooooo/, i dont wanna be gay
Landon Jackson
You're already on Yea Forums. No half measures around these parts.
Ryder Price
Need
Noah Hernandez
discord.gg
wjejejejejejejeje
sdWAgDc
Elijah Perez
What makes you think it's the same people saying both things?
Brandon Price
I wish we got to see more of his Jedi-esque robed look that was mainly seen in the first half
Juan Richardson
Wasn't he only dressed like that because he was on Tatooine? It wasn't until TPM that Lucas decided all Jedi had to dress like desert hermits all the time.
Ayden Morgan
The Jedi wear more traditional samurai garb. The thing is they have very little difference between desert robes. Leave it to Obi-wan to choose the one planet to hide out on where he wouldn't need to buy a new wardrobe.
Easton Hughes
Someone will probably get incensed so I'd elaborate that this is Jedi version samurai garb versus space desert robes.
Aaron Jones
No, he was dressed like that because he was trying to imitate Jedi robes. Kinda the whole idea of his meeting with Jabba was that he was doing his best to give off the idea that he's "Jedi Knight" Luke Skywalker.
> It wasn't until TPM that Lucas decided all Jedi had to dress like desert hermits all the time.
Incorrect, Anakin's ghost at the end also wore Jedi robes, and Yoda wore Jedi-esque robes in TESB.
Easton Sanders
The weirdest thing about young Mark Hamill for me is how much he looks like my dad.
Luis Lewis
>Slowly watch everyone you know and love die because your dumbass Padawan couldn’t keep his dick in and you didn’t do enough to stop it
>also watched the love of your life die in front of you
>forced to spend decades as a hermit on a desert planet to raise your one hope of survival
The force sucks
Chase Sullivan
The fujoshit is strong with this thread
Dylan Martinez
>implying young women don't cream themselves at dad hamill
Justin Morgan
I'm curious where Luke received his Jedi wardrobe and green lightsaber crystal. In the comics he's already been back to Obi-Wan's hut but maybe he missed something. Still, if he did so too did Vader who visited the place shortly after ANH when Boba Fett clued Vader in that Dark Lord had a son.
I wonder if Filoni, the madman, would actually have Luke meet up with Luke, learn about the good man his father was, and perhaps train a bit more. Something to explain his upgrades since ESB but not really interfering with ROTJ. Luke would still need to return to Yoda, who did say Luke required no more training, a change from how he acted in ESB. Maybe orange buttcheeks was the difference. I can't imagine her agreeing to face Vader again after how it went the last time. She'd be a complication, in more ways than one, and it's also Luke's destiny to face Vader alone.
This really wouldn't be the first time new revelations have shifted old scenes. The reveal that Force Ghosts can see the future means Obi-Wan already knew how events would play out. He should theoretically know whether the Emperor has already won, he just can't tell Luke. In fact it seems like the certain point of view bit was rampant between him in Yoda, basically manipulating Luke. The way they kept telling him he had to confront Vader, not the Emperor, as if that were the key, telling him flat out that Vader couldn't be redeemed because the good man no longer existed and he was more machine now. The only way I can read that after everything else we've learned is they were deliberately testing him. This was lifting the X-Wing all over again, except this time they were telling him it was impossible in order to dare him to DO the impossible. The confrontation with Vader wasn't a duel, it was heart to heart talk before meeting the Emperor. It was the reconnection of emotions within Vader that allowed Anakin to return. That was always the key to defeating the Emperor. Anakin was the Jedi who returned.
Isaac Torres
Luke and Anakin look related
Benjamin Rogers
Are you gay