I'm putting together a team
I'm putting together a team
Ian Perez
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Landon Martinez
You can count on us!
Sebastian Thomas
I'm in
Cameron Cruz
Erin joins the fight.
Cameron Allen
Which reminds me, did Gargamel ever get his new rugs?
Brody Martin
For years I thought that this was locally produced commercial just like CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, KIDDO.
Carson Martin
You son of a bitch!
Henry Cooper
Bah, friendship and teamwork is for the weak.
I work alone.
Adam Moore
Similar!
I seen that commercial in a cursed compilation and I bugged out.
Bentley Thomas
I'm always congested.
Austin Jackson
You people see this too?
Do you see commercials for The General auto insurance?
Lincoln Bailey
What are their powers?
Colton Richardson
Oh my, you might wanna come here and help grandma.
Daniel Long
Wake the FUCK up, Boco.
Cameron Adams
I like to imagine that Shaq throws the general around like a little ball of death in one way or another.
Lincoln Sullivan
The Empire crew seemingly had some form of telekinesis.
The General, if he lives up to his name, should have some strategic skill, with Shaq being his muscle.
Tyler Wood
Watch out, piggies
Brayden Diaz
You have a lot of balls asking me to be part of this little team.
I'm in.
Jaxson Turner
6'1" vs 5'11"
Isaiah Cruz
I'd have to be crazy to decline your invitation.
CRAZY LIKE A FOX
Thomas Green
I have returned, my flower
Evan Bell
Every time I see this one I think "I bet Yea Forums wants to fuck that doctor".
Gabriel Brooks
Step aside boys!
Ryder Baker
How the hell did this get on national television?
Adam Johnson
>I seen that commercial in a cursed compilation and I bugged out.
Link?
Jace Turner
Ok I don't remember this one at all.
Michael Mitchell
Brazil only, I believe.
Wyatt Lee
You call?
Kevin Sanders
I hate myself for posting this nasty creature.
Asher Sanders
the general provides insurance, obviously
Camden Barnes
an ancient evil awakens
Gavin Hall
All of us are on your side.
Grayson Robinson
IS THERE HONEYCOMB INVOLVED
Connor Gonzalez
We'll gladly comply
Hudson Perez
God can't help you now, I AM god
Sebastian Gomez
it's the little wolf girl for me
Asher Hughes
I had forgotten.
I HAD FORGOTTEN AND YOU RUINED THAT!
Brayden Reyes
We'll support you!
Dominic Adams
Man whatever happened to them?
Aiden Diaz
>scat fetish bears
Samuel Hill
god please no
Ian Ward
Let's roll
Parker Brooks
Wyatt Barnes
They call me, The Scorcher
Lucas Williams
Count mi inna, mon.
Jason Lee
EIGHT HUNDRED FIVE EIGHT EIIIIIGHT TWO THREE HUNDRED
>nigguuuuuuuuuuuh
TODAY
Jeremiah Cruz
I loved those sodas
Adam Jones
BOB
Brayden Lewis
You're damn fucking right.
Angel Cruz
Who would win in a fight: Bob or Ollie?
Wyatt Allen
DAD, the cable's out
CAN YOU FIX IT!?
Carson Morris
Jacob Butler
I remember when Yea Forums made 34 of the blanket fucking her and she was too depressed to stop it
Hunter Cooper
We're in, chief!
Kevin Jenkins
So what, we're some kind of commercial squad?
Benjamin Nelson
I have called in the Incest Siblings
Justin Fisher
Try and keep up, kiddo.
Matthew Green
youtube.com
Skip to 11:19
Jonathan Richardson
>I know a guy but he's a little...well
>he's what?!
>crazy
Luke Smith
Forget it, you guys wouldn't want me anyway...
David Collins
HERE I COME I AM CINNAMON
Jace Reed
I'm a bit outta your guys league, it's cute though. Tell ya what. I'll tag along just cause I like your spunk.
Jace Rogers
I'll be right there, kiddo!
Benjamin Murphy
Bob's just a tiny person. Ollie has Transformation powers, at the very least.
Bentley Williams
>that time they photoshopped the characters to be black
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Jose Walker
>hey boys, can a lady join the fun?
Fuck this reminds me of that series of commercials for something involving cellphone. Maybe a provider? It had 3d animated mascots that reminded me of robots and were all different colors. One of them had a pink one trying to shoot hearts at another character with her guitar
Landon Adams
Jonathan Murphy
Liam Ortiz
This feels like a surreal dream when I saw it on tv with how horrid it is. The fact there's no company name. Feels like some criminal front shit
Juan Edwards
I think we'd be the perfect fit
Cooper Ward
Why is Shaq in everything? Did he make some poor financial decisions with his basketball money or he just having fun?
Nathan Anderson
user you need to link this sounds like the funniest shit
Juan White
You’re gonna need some insurance
Dylan Smith
Perhaps a young dandy lad to lighten the mood?
Angel Perry
Sounds like a little of both.
He's worth like 400 million but said the ads over the years paid more then his basketball career did. Maybe he wasn't financially good at one point but he certainly has fuck you money now
Noah Nguyen
I don't have it anymore. I don't know where to find it.
Dominic Hughes
ok nm or I just don't be lazy and google abilify 34 and find it on paheal.
Wyatt Jones
HI I'M UNCLE MAJIC THE HIP HOP MAGICIAN
Justin Scott
You called, user?
Jose Stewart
>Where are we going to get the cash?
>I know a guy.
Levi Jackson
Isn't it funny how Nicktoons has all the absolute worst ads compared to everyone else?
David Foster
>I don't trust this guy. He makes me sick.
Grayson Foster
I hate indians so fucking much
Mason Jackson
Actually, the white version is the edit. You can tell becjsss the white grandma still sounds like a black grandma
Adam Harris
Hi, This is Max from BlueTax,
Liam Ward
Jesus that wobble to the cheese hanging off her crotch is really unsettling.
Carter Ortiz
A lot of athletes save up their money and just spend whatever they get from endorsements. Marshawn Lynch stopped spending the checks he got from the NFL and just uses what he gets from endorsement deals so that when he retires he'll be set for life. A lot own businesses and just rake in money while others run it for them. And there's a lot of charity work that they usually do.
But Shaq is getting paid to cover sports on TNT so I seriously doubt he's hurting for money.
Daniel Garcia
This is like some SCP shit
>No company name
>Just a phone number
>Three different commercials with changes made to the race
>All look like a robot made it all using stock images and video footage
Carson Allen
You needed a Soup guy, boss? I got gooooooood soup.
Levi Brooks
Lookie Lookie here comes Cookie!
Nathaniel Hill
I miss the days of ignorance when the world seemed small and I thought these were local commercials.
Would you let mommy bear wipe your butt, Yea Forums?
Mason Lopez
Did somebody say soup?
Jordan Gray
Andrew Ward
Wait a minute...
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE
I REMEMBER AN ASIAN VERSION OF THIS AD
NOBODY RECORDED THE ASIAN VERSION
William Russell
ya like jazz?
Elijah Butler
We are ready.
Jayden Walker
Evan Watson
Please user, don't do this, don't release the beast
Michael Lopez
based royco
Julian Walker
You guys honestly think you can stop me. That's cute. But can you handle this?
I'm you're computer.
Logan Cook
I remember the night she derailed a AoS talk back thread.
Adam Perez
Consider me in.
Ethan Lee
Jacob Richardson
We got your back, bro
Jason Clark
it's been so long
Jack Parker
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, READY TO CAP SOME MOTHERFUCKERS!
Brandon Carter
>lady
i saw that cheese wobble, you're not fooling anyone
Sebastian Ward
>no healers in his team
heh, i'll do it but for a price. let's negotiate
Luke Young
I'd imagine he'd be the Fury of the group. The respected grizzled vet who coordinates and who you call in when shit has really gotten serious.
Jace Bennett
I'm in, too.
Henry Bailey
I can never die
Ayden Murphy
Scientists should study how commercials can imprint themselves on the human brain, because I can remember that shit word for word 20 years later
Levi Rivera
Wherever you go, we will follow.
Logan King
It would play on CN constantly, along with all the elasti(?) bubbles, zoobooks and funny foam ads
Thomas Carter
Don't worry team, we have the food supply covered.
Austin Sanchez
Don't you dare forget about me
Henry Baker
I'll call now.
Levi Campbell
>No mages or jesters in the party
Pathetic.
Adrian Allen
...
Christopher Jackson
Matthew Morales
There was a joke on inside the NBA about that
Lucas Butler
I love her seditious smile
Oliver Russell
Oh jesus christ
Ryder Sanders
A touching story.
Jose Peterson
I may be Happy but I can get angry. You want me to make em lose they mind?
Charles Ramirez
They invested their money with a shady character and were fleeced.
Jonathan Parker
Come get assistance at COOOONFUSED DOT COM! We’ll kick some asses at Cooooonfused dot co-oooom!
Cooper Rodriguez
I'll help the cause! Count me in!
Matthew Jenkins
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower
Luis Bennett
daijou-V, the alright energy drink. Become Schwarzenegger in a silly outfit and cover your middle-management boss in an ocean of packing peanuts. Ahhha hahah aahhh!
Isaiah Torres
Austin Davis
Oh believe me, they did
That's why you can remember it
Andrew Gray
Ya'll need something to drink?
Leo Barnes
The best part of waking up is FUCKING YOUR SISTER
Cameron Martin
Same with both
Hudson Miller
After a while I realized it was reusing the soundbite and it just became humorous to see him running or doing something and hearing the same pasted soundbite yet again.
Isaiah Carter
No one will get this.
Isaac Watson
It's time to make history
Jordan Morris
MY KNEES
Michael Carter
Liam Kelly
Guess I have no choice. I'm in.
Colton Baker
I don't trust you fuckers, I'm pretty sure you're the Huns.
Wyatt Russell
No need to recruit us!
We've got a lot to do around the yard, but please do stop by to enjoy some lemonade in the cool shade of our Sunsetter Retractable Awning. You don't want to have the sun's harmful rays beating down on you and your team. We'd loving nothing more than to let you relax and enjoy the lawn in a space 20 degrees cooler.
Jace Fisher
I was just about to express my interest in fucking that wolf before seeing this.
Hudson Long
QUICK SOMEONE UPDATE THE LOST MEDIA ARCHIVE
WE NEED A SEARCH TEAM STAT
Colton Lewis
IF YOU DONT KNOW IVOR GOODSITE
THEN YOU DONY KNOW SHIT
Tyler Foster
HES TAPPING SWEET LATINA ASS TOO
Jonathan Murphy
>CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, KIDDO
Apparently there's different versions for different locations. I live in Detroit and the girl and her grandma were black, but later I saw a video on Yea Forums where everything was the same except they were white.
Juan Clark
We're In
Jonathan Russell
RAWWWWW What ya dewin' Mistah Volanoh?
Ayden Clark
BROTHER IT'S BEEN TOO LONG! LET US FIGHT SIDE TO SIDE ON THE BATTLEFIELD LIKE OLD TIMES!
Adrian Watson
T. Doug Walker
Lucas Carter
Hey guys, I'm here!
Brayden Cox
Got a foot-long for ya.
Adam Hill
I'll join now.
Justin Gomez
>Inside Out
Logan Russell
immortal chads
Blake Johnson
Any better pics?
Noah Cruz
count me in
Matthew Flores
Anyone got the parody version link?
Adam Taylor
>muh pillow!
Blake Martinez
I got your backside covered
Brayden Lopez
Shaq has alimony but he is actually well off. He said he just says yes to stuff he actually uses.
Charles Mitchell
it was a inside joke between Me & My Mom whenever I ate a sandwich for her to yell "THERE'S ALOTTA MEAT ON THAT SANDWICH".
Leo Anderson
I'm back!
Isaiah Brooks
You think you've got what it takes, faker?
Christian Hernandez
Man I should have went to college when she told me to.
Jace Howard
You called?
Jacob Young
Charles Barkley is a national treasure
Parker Wood
Whenever this ad comes on, I Think it says "CP" on the box.
Carson Taylor
Isn't nasonex banned now because people got addicted to it?
Zachary White
Eight-hundred five eight eight
Two three hundred
Empiiiiire
Today!
Matthew Perez
I've traveled all the way from /ck/ to join you in your quest, only one condition... BUY KNORR STOCKPOTS OR ELSE
Joseph Powell
GOAT commercial song
Grayson Green
OH SHIT
Noah Lopez
He should be the main villains minion
Luis Myers
>throws out pillows to catch people falling or uses them to protect the team from attacks.
Aiden Brown
>studies crime scenes just for stool samples and catch criminals
>"you forgot to flush, bitch"
Caleb Bailey
Muzzy and I are in!
Oliver Mitchell
Shaq isn't a basketball player anymore.
He's a brand.
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Luis Taylor
COMO DICE
Cameron Baker
I've got something for you!
Julian Moore
How do you make a whole ad campaign on the phrase, “Does a bear shit in the woods?”
Dylan Hughes
How much damage is too much Phil?
Evan Hall
Is it filled with nature's goodness?
Bentley Brooks
>pshhhhhhhahhhhhh
Alexander Sanchez
You guys need some federal funding?
Connor Ortiz
Alexander Hall
I'll bring my duck along! My duck can lay an egg!
Isaiah White
Now that you mention it, I've seen this nigga in a lot of fucking ads as of recent.
>Icy Hot (pretty old)
>The General
>Ford and Buick Commercials
>Uber
>Goldbond
>Vitamin water
>JC Penny
Like this man is showing up in everything there's so much to list.
Ayden King
Why does his laugh sound like the Pillsbury doughboy's laugh?
Nathaniel Williams
Serious question, is this Billy Mays' reincarnation?
Carter Bennett
Plus he was in American Dad.
Alexander Collins
I'm in
My foot: apply directly to their asses
Ryan Garcia
Are the two chicks their wives or GFs?
Luke Collins
Asher Perry
You and your team are fools. Do you think can stop what has been put into motion? I weep for such idiocy.
Chase Sullivan
The team is going to love my nuts
Henry Brown
Wyatt Stewart
POW!! COUNT ME IN!
Luis Allen
This was such a weird commercial. So weird and uncanny it was scary. Felt like it was made by robots.
Nathaniel Bennett
I CAN’T JOIN! I’M PLAYIN’ NUT!
Jack Walker
Jesus CHRIST you brought me right back.
Blake Long
HEY
YOU CAN PLAY NUT
OUTSIDE
WHAAAAAAT
Jaxson Morris
Oy, the wife's hoggin' the teev, so I'm up for rent if ya ever need anotha member!
Alexander Hall
call now
Noah Perez
Free College For Me
Xavier Evans
youtube.com
Hey babe wanna be a groupie
John Russell
Dominic Lee
pass
Andrew Adams
>This team has accumulated a massive debt, allow me to help...
Luis Thomas
Why you making it so difficult?
Camden Cox
>Quick, Muzzy! Translate what he's saying!
Aiden Price
I live in Cleveland and I can't fucking tell you how many goddamn times I've seen this commercial.
Yes, even AFTER he went to LA they still fucking play it religiously. It's infuriating.
Henry Rodriguez
It was just a single mute bear in the woods that used TP at first. I think it was animated by Bill Plympton originally. Now it's a goddamned CGI clan of the fuckers singing hip-hop about their asses and holding family-wide paper-rubbing orgies to humping music.
Cooper Rogers
Muzzy reporting in, bonjour!
Blake Mitchell
It never hurts to have more money.
Also most people would think that once you are rich you won't ever feel like working again since you don't have to but one the monotony sets in it can be hell.
Carter Price
Been looking for something to do after some wannabe took my look and changed it for the cartoon.
Jacob Brooks
I am in but only if you can...Come find me.
Grayson Russell
You're discharged.
Lucas Brown
That's what they call his victims.
Not being the tank covered in his own pillows. After every fight he has to hand make more to replace bad ones.
Asher Young
He really is.
Austin Phillips
I still see this fucking commercial.
Lincoln Phillips
How many boats Phil?
Chase Edwards
Excellent now that it seems that almost everyone is here we can get down to why we are all here. Now I may just be a simple spokesdog do who loves the Beggin Strips you should ABSOLUTELY buy for all the good boys out there but there are more important matters at hand! As you know Youtube and all other sorts of media sites have been plagued with horrific and deceiving ads from the ungodly realm of bot created mobile games and Tik Tok. Some of us may all think that we're all just some kind of silly gags to be played off as mere low effort or low budget spawns of companies, but deep down we know we are far more than that. The Mobile Ads fear us so they reduce their length to 15 to 5 seconds and ad all sorts of copyrighted music and flashy visuals to appeal to the easily entertained all in hopes that they can control all that is relevant in media. However we are special, we may be misfits, poorly animated, sellouts, r34ed to death, or VERY good boys that deserve beggin strips, but deep down the viewers remember us and cherish us almost like family. So my fellow misfits and low budget comrades are to ready to fight the clickbait hordes for glory and dog treats? Are you ready for one more chance to shine again in the spot lite like all those month or even years ago. My fellow imperfect advertisements ARE YOU WITH ME! Also can someone open the screen door for me I'm scheduled to bark the neighbors dog in 5 minutes. youtube.com
Thomas Adams
Someone actually decided to type all this up and post this at 4:45AM
Alexander Nelson
Silly burger it's 1:47 PM
Blake Kelly
>sleeping
WRONG! THIS MAN IS DECEASED!
Asher Thomas
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN KIDDO!
Alexander Bailey
Lots &Lots of Trains
Colton Hernandez
Is the blanket her Stand?
Cooper Peterson
I remember the Newgrounds flash parodies of these things. Good times.
Gavin Bell
Come find me!
Oliver Butler
>ominous music
I'm Attorney Bob Goldwater. If you are hurt and need a lawyer, call the Goldwater Lawfirm.
Jaxson Taylor
Got a base AND transportation covered.
Josiah Long
Carlos!
Chase Young
fun fact. that's Jeffrey Combs's daughter
Jordan Ortiz
Alright I'll help, but after this job I'm out of the game for good
Julian Gray
tl;dr
BACON
Oliver Brooks
Is that Planet sheen
John Harris
I'll take some of the long-range attacks if you don't mind.
Ethan Rivera
Big Jim got you covered,
Great Big Jim, there ain't no other!
Christian Scott
Zachary Rogers
I had my first mental breakdown in an Ollie's. It was in no way the fault of the store itself, mind you. He just bore witness to the extent of my fragile psyche.
Samuel Gutierrez
How about me and my stand Bill Mays join in?
Henry Collins
I thought you had to place the pill under your toenail.
Andrew Long
NO, ITS TOO MANY TRAINS
Lincoln Powell
HHHGREGG
PANASONIC BLUE RAY 99 DOLLARS
32 INCH LCD TV 299
LG 42 INCH HDTV 489
EVERYTHINGS ON SALE HERE CHRISTMAS IN
Easton Miller
I went to Ollie's for the first time ever last year. I had never heard of these places ever or even seen them, not a single commercial or ad ever. Those places are fucking surreal. Like, ever watch a cartoon from the late 90's and all the businesses are called like "RIP U OFF!" and are filled with in your face corperate mascots that do nothing but try to get you to buy shit? Ollie's HAS to be the store that inspired all of that.
Nathaniel Green
what to do when you see Eddie Eagle:
STOP
DON'T TOUCH
LEAVE THE AREA
TELL AN ADULT
Thomas Mitchell
Shaq actually owns a ton of businesses and assets. Man sports players end up doing lots of investments and running a few small business ventures. Money doesn't last forever and specially when you get acustom to the rich life style. Shaq has pretty much established himself as an entire brand so people will literally pay millions for him to be in a commerical. Also as an actor too, commercials are AMAZING when it comes to making money. We're talking 30 seconds a good 300 times a day on every single TV channel and website you can imagine. Pete Holmes who was the E Trade baby made about half a million in the first month those commericals aired. I'm sure he made a good 3-4 million since E Trade kept up with those commercials for a good few years. Hell that Flow girl from the current Esurence commercials literally went to struggeling broadway stage actor to living a literal mansion in under a month and she's been their mascot for how long now? That lady is literally rich as hell.
Aiden Perez
I legit love this fucker. Commericals are literally an art.
Adam Miller
I dont get it.
Carson Hernandez
BOB SAGET RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990
Luke Martin
were is this from?
Kayden Brooks
Better check the rat traps again
Cameron Ramirez
Fuck you for making me remember that video.
Jeremiah Brown
Lucas Jackson
IT'S YOUR MONEY, TEAM
I'M HERE TO MAKE SURE YOU USE IT WHEN *YOU* NEED IT
Angel Torres
PSH-ANG!
Ryder Scott
my only question is, are you insured?
Cooper Wood
>mfw I remember emulating his actions when playing the actual game with my cousin who is now dead
th-thanks I guess...
Austin Sanchez
ME WANT HONEYCOOOOOMB!!!
Charles Harris
NOBODY BEATS SHORTY
Camden Diaz
Alright, Yea Forums; post local mascots.
Robert Ward
>mfw the documentary
Jeremiah Bell
HOW MANY BOATS HAVE YOU DESTROYED TO HEAL YOUR INJURIES, PHIL?
Xavier Rogers
Google "Folgers Incest commercial." What's supposed to be a sweet family reuniting moment becomes something thick with incestual tension thanks to the obvious sexual chemistry between the actors.
Daniel Lopez
Joseph Phillips
No one is using drugs in here, right?
Parker Sullivan
Maybe the vengeful spirit of him.
Hudson Rogers
I read that in his voice.
Julian Brooks
I'm surprised I didn't see him sooner.
Michael Martinez
wait, this was aired outside of new jersey? i thought it was one of those local public access commercials not something that was aired everywhere
Daniel Barnes
9 years go there was an idea
Jaxon Martinez
They both have the same type of eye shape. Who the fuck green lit this garbage?
Jaxson Mitchell
Nuh forget bout me!
Matthew Martinez
We've got some coffee for the team.
Joseph Ross
God damn I miss old Canadian children's commercials.
Ian Evans
Wilkins? Can't stand the stuff
Owen Mitchell
I am so happy i stumbled upon this thread
Caleb Price
Logan Mitchell
Angel Bennett
my nigga
Nathaniel James
whos that?
Parker Ward
Sometimes you're right Boco
Sometimes
Isaac Powell
what is that on his computer screen?
Nathaniel Bailey
>we need someone who knows the land inside and out
Nicholas Cooper
you probably thought this deer was joining the team
Brayden Jackson
HEY THERE LOLLY LICKER, YOU DON'T NEED THAT LOLLYPOP
YOU COULD BE EATING A PUSHPOP!
Jordan Wright
Nice
Thomas Fisher
you can watch this on youtube now, they probably make ad revenue from it.
it's better than most of the autoplay stuff on youtube, it's just 30 minutes of trains
Hudson Stewart
I can be the taxmaster.
Kayden Moore
>various monkey noises
Carson Sanchez
>that commercial was better animated than the majority of popular shows today
Gabriel Jenkins
My question is... whatever happened to that penguin that use to ride around with The General?
Sebastian Cruz
I always thought he was hot
Henry Rogers
this shit would traumatize Cronenberg
Adrian Nguyen
Brayden Watson
Christopher Bennett
Wilkins is OP
Christian Long
What commercial is this from
Owen Hughes
POP! Goes perfection!
Joshua Thomas
Oliver Morales
Underrated.
Jason Reyes
I'll join.... for a price.
Thomas Cook
>e621.net
France, it looks like it's from the equally infamous softcore Orangina furry porn.
Elijah Perez
DONATE YOUR KAR TO THE KAUSE TODAY GOYIM
The opposite, he apparently went back to school to study finance because he realized he spent the first million dollars he made in one day.
I'm the floating head of dooooom!
Owen Ward
It's what mother would have wanted.
Julian Lopez
>>>
Lincoln Price
This won`t be easy.
But it will be cheesy.
Jace Foster
You don't remember the penguin movie craze of the mid-late 00s?
Ryan Gray
That Mancow, good times.
Lincoln Rivera
Would rather have a piece of some Foxy ASSO
youtube.com
Nathan Roberts
Landon Lee
this TDK commercial
youtu.be
Ayden Moore
Joseph Nguyen
Matthew Shepard deserved it to be honest.
Not that he was killed for being gay, anyhow. It was over drugs.
Austin Ward
Now I don't feel bad about laughing everytime I see it.
Adam Murphy
I guess its BREAKFAST TIME then!
Benjamin Butler
confused(dot)com
Cooper Carter
This commercial is actually a lot more understandable if you imagine it takes place during World War III. Think about it: America is several years into a war that is no longer sustainable. The Powers That Be are so desperate for soldiers that men are being kept in the war zone for years at a time without getting to see their families or go on leave. This poor boy has been fighting on the West African Front for so long, and hasn’t even seen his family in all that time. Look at the way he asks “Is this the wrong house?” and she responds, “Sister!”, as if he hasn’t seen her in years, as if the last time he saw her, she was just a tiny little girl, tearfully waving goodbye as he stepped on the plane to join the battle. Meanwhile, the world’s economy has suffered a massive blow, and even in this relatively affluent suburban neighborhood, things like coffee have become a luxury, never mind seeing it on the front lines. When the soldiers do get it, it’s so degraded and watered down, that even cheap supermarket-value Folgers tastes like “real coffee” by comparison. And did you notice how the mother said “He’s here” just as she smelled the coffee? Why? Is coffee such a rarity, that this is their last can of it, and they were saving it for when their son finally got home from war? So when the sister puts the bow on her brother, and hugs him like that, and looks at him like he’s the most important thing in the world to her, it’s not because she’s in love with him; it’s the fact that she hasn’t seen him in years, and every day, she’s worried that he’s been shot, or blown up, or infected with some African disease; her gift isn’t just that he’s home for the holidays, her gift is just the fact that he’s still alive, & after going through a literal Hell, the family celebrates with the only small bit of comfort they can find in a world ravaged by senseless violence; a cup of Folgers coffee on a sunny winter’s morning.
Samuel Murphy
I'll take whatever coffee you have, just don't spill it.
Levi King
>animated by bill plympton originally
of fucking course it was. i don't know whether knowing that that upsets me deeply or brings me great joy
Noah Hill
Listerine is here and ready.
David Scott
Yes, Depression causes those around her to feel too unmotivated to move or defend themselves. However, since she is at the epicenter, she is forced to suppress her stand with Abilify so her physical form doesn't lose the motivation to exist.
Cameron Baker
I think it may have been the store. Mine is a great source for coffee pods and snacks but if I spend any more than like 20 minutes in there I start to feel nauseous and disoriented.
Ethan Cooper
It'd assuring to know many Yea Forumsmrades being awake past 3am, probably after Toonami or SNL is over.
Also for this big a team you're gonna need LOTS OF LOTS OF LOTS OF LOTS OF transportation
Christian Young
I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOUUUUUUUUU
Kayden Butler
By the power of Brisk!
Jonathan Russell
I'VE FALLEN
John Morris
For the past 7 or 8 years, it's the only ad I've seen skittles use.
Camden Cooper
I've seen the "white" version of this so many times when my dad is watching FOX news, but never seen the "black" version, which I guess makes sense.
Nicholas Turner
Robert Hill
He has risen to his throne. King of the Tards.
Aiden Morgan
THEGERBERLIFEGROWUPPLANISANAFFORDABLE...
Robert Carter
I'll give you the help you need.
John Cook
What’s so special about that?
David Carter
You’re not wrong.
Blake Torres
All is lost...
Jack Adams
>Billy is The Spectre of this universe.
Brody Wood
>Do you remember how many cracks and holes you’ve patched?
David Collins
Well, can you lay an egg?
Kevin Martin
Wait it isn't? I saw this when I lived in the Inland Empire and assumed it was local because of that.
Noah Martinez
Addiction is a disease. You can help too. Call now!
Adrian Phillips
CALL J G WENTWORTH, 877-CASH-NOW!
Kevin Martinez
I've passed the challenge. Where do I sign up?
Jeremiah Hughes
Isaiah Murphy
I know there's been much more shameful things on Yea Forums but I really hate that I wanna fuck this pizza. Or at least see porn. Stupid advertisers going apeshit with the "sex sells" mentality.
Henry Harris
Why ia mike nelson selling insurance, also why is mike hot?
Charles Martin
>like you do sometimes, grandpa?
Those kids are such little assholes.
Jose Watson
>ITS LOTS AND LOTS OF JEWS!
>FEEL THE HEAT.
>SMELL THE SMOKE AS THE JEWS GO ROLLIN BUY
Im made that joke almost 10 years ago
Nathan Bell
>Brie Larson origin story
Colton Rogers
Empire was regional, until around 1990. The animated commercial showed up a few years after the Empire guy died.
Hunter Cruz
>Im made that joke almost 10 years ago
Wow, no kidding! Did it ever start to become funny in that amout of time? Or was it always low effort Family Guy shock humor?
Sebastian Evans
Lots & Lots of Jets and Planes
Ryder Clark
>I HAVE A FAMILY TO FEED!!!!!
>AAAAUGHGHGHGHGGGHGHGUGUGG
Logan Wood
ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP
Elijah Morales
MONKEYS AND RABBITS
LOOP DA LOOP
Leo Adams
You guys will need a ride to the big fight~
Ayden Campbell
>here's your 여성 댄스 그룹, bro
Angel Evans
I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE
IT FEELS LIKE A FUCKING NAZI WAREHOUSE
I JUST CAN'T STAND HIS OPPRESSIVE GAZE AND AFFORDABLE PRICES
Josiah Evans
God, I fucking loved these commercials.
But then the furries got too randy and they remade the commercial without the sexy hamster girls, and eventually dropped the motif all together. A damn shame really. I still remember the song they used.
Brandon Green
I don't get the west Africa sign.
Carson Stewart
I don't know what Ollie's is, but hearing about him makes me nauseous too.
W-what's going on?
Jacob Anderson
oh no
Isaiah Peterson
>World War III
>lasting longer than an hour
You're from an alternate universe where nukes don't exist, aren't you?
Ayden Brown
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE
Isaiah Foster
GET OUT OF HER YOU DISGUSTING FUCK. You're out. There's the door.
Brandon Moore
Mason Bennett
Jace Sanders
Wildwild Westway Foooord
Weeeest Waaaaay Fooooord
Austin Lee
n-no
Xavier Green
Do your thing Noid. For once you are useful.
Andrew Rodriguez
Time to give a demonstration..
Levi Walker
PEANUT BUTTERY CHOCOLATE FLAVA
Joshua Smith
>not one mention of this guy
Nicholas Anderson
His serious acting is so fucking bad. It's like he was ready to burst out laughing at any second.
Gavin Scott
How did this thread last so long?!
Look at the footage!
Nathaniel Gomez
Cool
Adam Moore
That floppy pizza penis
Lucas Howard
Je suis la jeune fille
Blake Johnson
Camden Williams
Your little friend.
Liam Adams
Best Colonel, coming through.
Robert Hughes
No one is gonna get this outside of my city, but they deserve to be here.
Grayson Brooks
I'm a series of shitposts full of comments from /pol/ and the N word that's about to derail a fun thread.
Blake Gomez
PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE, GREAT WHEN SEPERATE. BUT WHEN THEY COMBINE THEY MAKE THE MORNING TIME EPIC, MORNING TIME EPIC
Parker Sanders
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>I just need you to know I will be fucking everyone along the way
>I'll also be doing it while dripping with swagger and style
>you can try to stop me but if you do you'll end up finding that I'll need to help you clean up when I'm done
Zachary Morgan
R double E S E S Puffs!
Adrian Thomas
>If you need us we'll be smack dab in the middle
Noah Turner
I never understood how this was suppose to work let alone be applied. thanks american public education.
Jacob Edwards
It’s like a DRESS you weirdo.
Logan Nguyen
When can I get it?
Jordan Bell
>pizza benis
*smacks lips*
Nicholas Carter
LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK
Michael Baker
wasn't he not even a native american?
Jack Thomas
I found it hilarious that they had to keep changing their URL because they kept getting shut down
Oliver Edwards
HONEYCOMB BIG
Lincoln Gomez
nope, italian.
Jeremiah Phillips
Benjamin Walker
Mikey and his high level autism are here to assist
Bentley Martinez
SAVE YOUR MONEY SAVE YOUR MONEY SAVE YOUR MONEY
Austin Martinez
Gen1 Jetfire is best always
Juan Bailey
We get it over here in CA. That shit is broadcast nation-wide.
Eli Parker
This was the absolute fucking worst. Fuck anyone who bought one of these and supported ads like this.
Jose Allen
Charles Edwards
>Yeah, he sold. I'll dump it.
>But I've got to take care of something first.
Jonathan Russell
Nathaniel Morales
the head writer of these commercials is gonna retcon them gay on twitter in 10 days count on it
Xavier Cox
I see y'all're havin' a little git together.
That's nahce.
Christopher Taylor
So far, this team is finger lickin' good!
Grayson Gomez
Anybody need some liquor?
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Jeremiah Young
Been seeing this crazy cgi superhero shit on YouTube. I'm in New England and I'm getting an ad for a lawyer in Kentucky. Bravo, YouTube.
Mason Richardson
I say, don't ever try to overshadow me around these parts, ya hear me, boy?
Luis Nelson
Carter Adams
I'll help with housing
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Blake Johnson
I thought it was a Linux reference. I thought the people who made the General were fans of Gentoo-Linux OS.
John Ortiz
William Garcia
We're still fine, so long as nobody posts chocolate whale...
Ian Myers
Also Sling TV
Carson Gray
Remember when the Green M&M showed up in playboy?
Evan Rivera
>Heh. I've gotta come out of retirement for this one.
Asher Mitchell
Mr. Owl how many licks does it take for you to join in?
Sebastian Fisher
This is why I avoid stopling in CT.
Brody Sanders
Mossy Nisan moves you
Isaac Butler
Why were there so many variants of this one?
Joseph Campbell
I got a pretty good dresser and bed from there
Thomas Smith
fun fact
Comic artist Travis Charest designed him for Pepsi Japan.
Levi Peterson
That's Stu Pickles
Nathaniel Young
Nope
Chase Wilson
Diamonds? Heh, yeah I'm well aquainted kid. Piece of cake.
Cameron Cook
Hey! I'll join your team, but I don't know what you'd need me for, I mean, I'm just a TV...
Caleb Edwards
>Aight, whateva, it ain't like I'm freaking doing anything other than movie commercials nowadays
>You want me in the, uh, battle angel costume or the Mr. Glass one? I tell ya, I got a whole closet full of these things, and the ladies love a man willing to do a bit of dress up, yeah!
>But not in the dressing up like a last way because, you know, I ain't no fruit. I'm a man!
Owen Perez
Sorry, Harry, but you're a loose cannon. You're off the force!
Evan Gomez
I know what it’s like to lose. To feel so desperately that you’re right, yet to fail nonetheless. As lightning turns the legs to jelly. I ask you to what end? Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same. And now, it’s here. Or should I say, I am.
Cooper Thomas
They're allowed to sell and advertise it but they can't legally claim it does anything because it's a homeopathic product
Jonathan Sanchez
>Let's see
>One, Two, Three
>CRUNCH
>The world may never know
Jose Morales
P-please. Our team is too strong already. If you join, we'll be overflowed with god-like strength. Don't do this to us. Please.
Kayden Richardson
This brought back a flood of memories.
Jack Evans
Tony isn't local they sell that stuff everywhere.
Dominic Price
Adrian Brown
We're here to set up comms
Caleb Miller
I assume the team's first target to take down will be Granny8?
Jonathan Watson
How did the General even get into the Army when he is like 4 feet tall at the very most? Don't they have strict height and weight requirements.
Carson Fisher
Yes it is me, the real Col Sanders, and I’m here to announce that I will be joining the team
William Robinson
he lost his shins killing fitty men
Samuel Morris
What’s her role?
Luke Thomas
sitting on my ding dong
Luke Gonzalez
>HEY
>PHIL SWIFT HERE
>IN ORDER TO DEMONSTRATE MY POWER OF FLEX TAPE
>I SAW THIS ROBOT IN HALF
>LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED A LOT MORE DAMAGE
Ryder Walker
I saw that on the TV at 3am and I was scared shitless
Robert Johnson
The little kids in those commercials are so rude to the grandpa though
Christian Rogers
New Jersey ?
Ryder Ramirez
And Vince Offer leads the Suicide Squad/Thunderbolts
Jason Nelson
>this never crossed my mind
Dammit, user.
Benjamin Lopez
>literally fucked by depression
The endless cycle of depression would never end.
Lincoln Cooper
GOTTA FIZZ!!
Leo Morris
>mfw my mom bought into this guy's schemes
Logan Scott
I may be old, but I can still fight.
House Hippo reporting for duty.
Nolan Mitchell
That's one big cock.
Aiden Campbell
I wish they would bring these back.
Caleb Sullivan
Just like how I can word for word remember the song from these commercials without having seeing them for years
Anthony Gonzalez
WASILLA STORE MENAAHHHHAAA
SAVE MORE BUCKS AT THE MATTRESS RAN-RAN-RAN
Matthew Lopez
I'm already there, hold on, let me just text my bro the news
Nathaniel Wood
Y’all fuckers do realize you’ve just recreated Foodfight, right?
Because that’s what you dumb shits have done, you’ve gone and assembled god damned Foodfight.
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