Shazam >> captain fungus

>1. Shes a spoiled white girl.

And yet she's telling white guys not to watch her movie? Also, why would people care about nudes of her?

Plenty of people are Uncle Toms. She wont be the last. Also plenty of dudes are horny for her nudes. Theres fucking people who saw Leslie Jones nudes.

Well I guess that's a fair point

spoiler that shit

Maybe they had to take fat from her arse to make her boobs. That's why her butt is concave, like a little shelter.

Oh...

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BASED

Regardless of the shit wars this edit makes me laugh.

I thought the mcu's thing was being light hearted? Why are they doing a movie starring an unfunny fridge?

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what the fuck, does she only have four toes? And they look horrible on top of that. If she has that kind of feet, why wear sandals?

WHY WON'T SHE SMILE

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Because she has yellow teeth.

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She should that shit checked.

Someone post the image with Ezra Miller's feet

That image is old, he fixed them

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It's possible she had bad teeth as child, or perhaps she's simply not comfortable. I mean she's a celebrity, it's good form to smile for the camera, or at least seem cheerful, but whatever. Most of us half ass the minor shit at our jobs, can't expect celebrities not to do the same from time to time.

who the hell cares
god, you’re a bunch of manchildren

She was so alluring in Scott Pilgrim, what happened?

Ugh, like I can't even right now

holy shit that's disgusting

YIKES

>She cant act.
When has that ever mattered to any Hollywood actress?

>'Most really pretty girls have pretty ugly feet,'
-david foster wallace, the broom of the system

>tfw your not a footfag
feet are gross no matter what

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>And yet she's telling white guys not to watch her movie?
This never happened. And no, don't post the same screencap of the clickbait article that used the very first line of her whole quote to misrepresent her point.

>She has leaked nudes

She leaked nude pictures?

Work very well for her, uh?

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Billy is perfect

He will save us all tbfh

>Billy dabbing
>Carol being pissed off
Can't I just like both for once?

is she the Yea Forums goblin's sister?

>less than a month
>still no official trailer
The only thing that DC piece of shit is beating is all the other WB pieces of shit for title of "biggest bomb of 2019"

You would open it anyway nigger, what the fuck are you complaining about?

they actually are pretty nice for way-too-big-for-her-frame bolt-ons

You must choose one, this the way

what'd he ever do to you user

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No, you gotta choose. Personally I'm gonna buy tickets for Captain Marvel then sneak in for Shazam.

No wonder she’s such a miserable cunt

la creatura de la muerte

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...

Yikes

Based and kovakspilled

It's like she think if she looks un-serious for one microsecond she won't look like a super empowered tough person.

Woah...

lol remember when DC fans gave Marvel shit for pandering to normies and throwing in shitty one liners and quips? I guess its okay if DC does it cuz 'well Billy its a kid so that makes it okay'. Lol. As opposed to Spiderman being a kid and doing quips but you gave them shit when they did it?

One liners and quips are perfectly fine. But not after a serious moment and they need to be funny

I think it was in A1 when Tony stark just threw a nuke at a bunch of alien spaceships he was like "anyone got any orange slices?" Why would anyone say that in that situation? The avengers just destroyed an entire city and averted nuclear disaster, why the fuck would anyone quip? And at that the joke isnt even funny. It's just saying that people have orange slices after a soccer game or some shit.

Yikes

Yikes
Kek

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>people are one person

Sadly no but true this:

>Tony stark just threw a nuke at a bunch of alien spaceships he was like "anyone got any orange slices?"
That never happened. It was in Civil War, and after Giant-Man was knocked over onto the ground. In a COMEDIC manner.
A funny line of dialogue after a funny moment. Crazy.

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Looks like DKeks are triggered Based Marvel has THREE billion dollar movies in a single year whereas they have three of the biggest bombs of the year

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>named after cheese
>grows cheese on her feet
pottery

YA SEETHING WORKED DING DING DIDDLY LITTLE user , YAAAAS QUEEN BRIE DOESN'T DRAW ,CALM DOWN AND HAVE BEX WITH BEX

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What did he mean by this?

True

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>dabbing o the marvirgins
Just say the word Yea Forums

Youre confusing movies but I agree the quips and cheesy dialogue is overdone.

Three?

Captain Marvel, Endgame, and Spiderman Far From Home

Based, as always.
Absolute yikes.

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DAB

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I honestly think Far From Home is going to perform slightly worse than Homecoming

Actually fucking based. Glad to be part or the master race where the brain doesnt overlap.

>pleb race missing interneuron synapses
God himself has a foot fetish. It's in the Bible. If you can recognize sweet feet, you can predict genetic health with up to 92.3% accuracy.

Based

yabba DABba doo!

Oh my god

>AYY SPOTTED

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I agree user, i too have no desire to see Captain Marvel

As long as you buy the tickets it doesn't really matter.

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t. MADMAN

What type of move dance is that ?

That is the face of someone trying to take a dump but it won't come out.

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*dab*

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Not even Manchildren have fucked up feet like that.

Oh.... God.

Based dab

Footfags should be killed on sight.

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JESUS CHRIST. Her feet is bigger than the stilettos itself.

>Plenty of people are Uncle Toms.

You are white , stop that

No fucking way, this is photoshop right?

floss

Seething

Shut the fuck up, uncle tom.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Farthest thing from white.

Why did DCucks abandon their Aquaman shitposting so quickly? Did they finally acknowledge the deductions to its box office? Did they finally eat the disc like they promised? Will they EVER learn?

Asian, anime ?

Ladderbro eat THE blu Ray

Kek

Bump

The movies will tie at the BO and make d dry one crazy

Based on what? The first trailer was pretty popular, trending on Twitter and shit because of Gyllenhaal too

>because of Gyllenhaal

Yikes

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AAAAAAA

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Kek.

Based dab

based and DCpilled

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Eat the disc, Ladderfag

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That ones pretty good

Was that actually sandman and hydroman in the trailer or are those just mysterious mysterio illusions

Dont worry I won't

The one all the kids are into these days, keep in mind that Billy is 12

ShaBased

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Tick tock aquafags

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Hey somebody finally made one for this shit film. Took long enough

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It took three straight weeks to make something that looked like Captain Marvel but actually smiled.

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Can't believe no one made this yet.

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Thanks for the transparent png. Paint.Net can only do so much

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But footfags hate it

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Kek

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Pretty based

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Based
Based. Shadab

AAAAAAAAAA
HOW HOW THIS HAPPENED ? BUT BUT......

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one stars a female character in a famous, long-running series

her leaked pics ?

oh no no no no

Yikes

It looks like people like fun and Cap Virgin doesn't seem to promise that.

Based

>what the fuck, does she only have four toes?

She already lost one on each leg to that toenail cancer.

Omfg

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Oh no, its the evil man with the N word on his head!

AAAAAAAAAAA

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WHAT theee

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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of footfags suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Dr. Thaddus "Chaddus" Bodog Sivana > Skrulls

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