What male superhero would have made the most money as a porn star?

El Nino is the creepiest son of a bitch I ever seen. Its almost like they are trying to mimic shota shit.

Clint
Dick
Bruce
Garr
Manhunter
Thor

>Its almost like they are trying to mimic shota shit.
thats exactly what they are doing actually.
el nino was hired because of his young looks(i think hes really in his late 20s) and they always put him in "stories" where he fucks milfs.

they have two other young looking guys as well doing the same type of "stories". another mexican, who can actually speak english and some nigger.

but yeah, thats literally what they are going for. milfs fucking young guys.

I've never heard of this dude but I'm gonna jerk it to some nino milfs tonight.

I nutted pretty hard to that Spider-Man parody with him, especially the bit where he's sucking Black Cat's tits while she jerks him off.

Accents were distracting though; Felicia was played by a Slav, like maybe they confused her with Silver Sable.

plastic man. or mr. fantastic.

I watch a lot of gay porn and I've never heard of him.

>no Danny D
This is how I know this list is shit. Are any of those names even actually tied to real people?

This.
What porn related man would call himself "El Nino"?

Superman.

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>Garr
???

I'm guessing they meant Beast Boy (Gar).

I feel like early Booster Gold would have tried to get in porn if it meant making him money

>Superman
Kryptonian dick
>Nightwing
Do I need to explain it?
>Plastic Man or anyone who can change the shape of their penis
Do I need to explain it?
>Beast
Furries
>Beast Boy
Furries
>Nightcrawler
Furries

Batman too.

>Nightcrawler
>furry
He's some kind of a fetish but he's not a furry. Closer to humanlike aliens like Martian Manhunter, Mantis or starfire with a demon motif.

Spider-Man, obviously. bitches love him.

Horsedick.

Didn't Iron Man have a small dick?

He’s 24 currently and started when he was 18.

Demon fetish definitely. Although Kurt’s way too much of a polite choir boy to fuck porn stars.

No Spidey?

None of those names are real lmao

Jack Slammer actually sounds like some kind of street-level crime fighter.

>James Bucannon
>Hugh Deepson
>Badick Obama

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True, I forgot about him.

Damn... we live in a society.

What would their super powers be?

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Dick Grayson

Venom daddy

Canonically, Namor or Nightwing, for the sheer amount of bitches they would get.

Name-wise, I don't know.

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I had this image in my Yea Forums folder for almost ten years now.

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is this real?

>Name-wise, I don't know.

Oh, nevermind. MISTER FANTASTIC is a good contender.

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see

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>El Niño is the warm phase of the El Niño Southern Oscillation (ENSO) and is associated with a band of warm ocean water that develops in the central and east-central equatorial Pacific, including the area off the Pacific coast of South America
>Developing countries that depend on their own agriculture and fishing, particularly those bordering the Pacific Ocean, are usually most affected. In American Spanish, the capitalized term El Niño means "the boy". In this phase of the Oscillation, the pool of warm water in the Pacific near South America is often at its warmest about Christmas. The original name of the phase, El Niño de Navidad, arose centuries ago, when Peruvian fishermen named the weather phenomenon after the newborn Christ. La Niña, chosen as the 'opposite' of El Niño, is American Spanish for "the girl".