This little guy shows up in the DCU. How do things go for him?

Wasn't he in the drawthread too? Jeesh what an ass.

Hellboy had a fan animation by a Japanese guy
Doesn't mean Hellboy is Yea Forums

Nah, different guy
I don't go to Yea Forums drawthreads often

He's been going around trying to remove EVERYTHING that isn't strictly *his* definition of what Yea Forums should be (and resorts to comparing us to even worse boards when people tell him to fuck off). You can't reason with him.

Think he's even been banned because he thought he knew what the board is meant to be better than the mods at some points. But he always goes back to shitting things up as soon as the ban lifts.

>Nah, different guy
>already using the "but Yea Forums does it so we should do it too lulXD" rhetoric
Yeah, no. Fuck off.

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>*his* definition
>Yea Forums-Comics & Cartoons
>Images and discussion should pertain to media of Western origin.

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Kirby can't inhale bosses, though.

Yea Forums has no stealth posters and outragefags because of their elitism

Just give him a Hypernova fruit. Even if he can't inhale Darkseid himself, his Omega Beams would be fair game.

A long ranged attack

swimmingly

What about Star Spit?

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We already know how it'll go, we have this thread all the time.

What I'd like to know is how King Dedede, Meta Knight and other Star Allies would fare?

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He already has the Laser ability.

These things pop up in the DCU, how do things unfold and who gets turned?

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depend where you drop it. You might have a problem in gotham, but it's hard to see it lasting long elsewhere

Batman joins them.

They become a neverending plague across the multiverse. DC probably has a better time of it than most others, given its nature as a self-adapting super organism with heroes as a defensive unit, but there will still be hell across every reality for the foreseeable future.

Dedede, MK and Bandana Dee are around the strength level needed to hang with Kirby himself. They'd do about as well as he does.

Don’t you people get tired posting this in every thread like this?

Lanterns are a hard counter to them as their extreme willpower and friendship levels protect their hearts while they have enough firepower to nuke them.

The Lanterns also have enough internal strife and discord that mere proximity to the Heartless could still heavily fuck them over.

Friendship like Superman allowing Lois, his wife to reveal the secret identity of some of his friends?
Friendship like Batman plotting various ways to eliminate his closes?
Friendship like Batman having an affair with his friends' girlfriend/wife?
Friendship like Barry erasing his friends's marriage, children and grandchildren from existence?
Friendship like Barbara attempting to guilt trip one of her friends into staying?
Friendship like Constantine getting some of his friends killed in a gathering gone wrong?
Friendship like Max mindraping you?

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So long as Guy doesn't steal his strawberry shortcake things will go smoothly. Presumably, though, Black Manta's probably gonna get to him first and teach him bad words.

you also have to factor in that with heartless you also get the artificial heartless with the emblems and if people fall to darkness/heart is taken by them a nobody would be born as well, your average joe would get a weak one like the dusks and snipers etc while those who had strong hearts would get special ones like axel

>Lex luthor stole 40 cakes
>Kirby goes fucking nuclear on him
>he'd make all the bad guys become friends/good guys after destroying their corrupt souls

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>implying Black Manta wouldn't team up with Kracko to destroy their respective enemies

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>Lex stole 40 cakes
Fuck. That's justification enough for Kirby to kill him.

>2000's and 2010's DC is the result of Kirby not arriving to save DC in time

Why the fuck did Lex steal 40 cakes for in the first place?

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Cannonically, because he was a kid when he did it.

I don't have the panel, so you'll just have to trust me.

He was hungry

Holy shit my sides

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All just to tick Kirby off.

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>now I want a Kirby/DC crossover

Shit, better add that to the list of shit that will never be real.

So what kind of shenanigans would Kirby get into in the DCU? Aside from annihilating universe destroying threats.

He'd befriend every single kid hero for starters. Every single one. And redeem all the kid villains to make more kid hero friends.

Then they'd form a team.

>>Lex luthor stole 40 cakes
Given how Squeak Squad worked out, it'd end up with Kirby fully-releasing and then curb-stomping Trigon

>LexCorp and Haltmann Industires competing with each other over resources on Dreamland

>Kirby starts following Batman around because he reminds him of Meta Knight
>Batman uses this as an opportunity to study Kirby more closely
>Batman runs some experiments and tests on Kirby to determine how strong he is, if he's a threat to anyone etc.
>he soon starts to train Kirby, half to further study Kirby and half because he's unknowingly starting to form a bond with him.
>Kirby becomes an honorary member of the bat family
>the rest of the Justice League are confused as hell when Batman returns to base with Kirby, now wearing his own mask and cape.

All female heroes (and some villains) also fall in absolute love with Kirby, thinking he's the most adorable thing ever (which he is).

Kirby could just about work in any crossover
accurate even the most stonefaced hardened warrior tomboy would gush over him

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>Talia has no idea what this strange feeling suddenly welling in her cold dead heart actually is as she looks at Kirby
>Kirby goes to hug her
What happens next?

it was the silver age of comics so it was goofy as anything.

Something like this.

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>other Star Allies
I would legit pay money to watch DC heroes go toe to toe with Marx, ESPECIALLY as Marx Soul.

I know Kirby is the star of the show but I want to discuss other possible team ups from the DC/Kirbyverse
>Meta Knight and Batman crossover comic
>King Dedede creates his own Justice League with Bandana Dee and a bunch of Waddle Dee's in costumes to compete with the Justice League
>Susie and Lex Luthor team up to scam the general population with shady business practices
>Darkseid thinks Dark Matter is the key to the Anti-Life Equation and the two duke it out
>Rick, Kine and Coo team up with Kyrpto
>Taranza and Mr. Freeze talk about their lost loves and discuss how to cope with it
>Gooey teaches Raven that being born from evil doesn't make YOU evil

>Marx manipulates Superman's kind nature to get him to do some shady shit

>resorts to Return to Dreamland group as the only characters to keep up with Kirby
Is that the only game the people nowaday thinks about regarding about his allies, because if it is so then it's sad to know that most people don't know shit.

>>Darkseid thinks Dark Matter is the key to the Anti-Life Equation and the two duke it out
>Darkseid vs. Zero
DUDE

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>Batman goes after the Squeak Squad to end their crime spree
>Wonder Woman trains Bandana Dee
>Susie and Lex Luthor become business rivals and their competition nearly ends world
>John Constantine goes up against Hyness who is trying to resurrect Void Termina
>King DeDeDe becomes an orange lantern and hilarity ensues

Here's a few,
>Dr. Fate and Zantana investigating a strange mirror that is suspended over a city
>Brainiac trying to reassemble Star Dream

Hey, if you believe in the afterlife maybe you’ll get to see it.

>meta Knight and batman
I'd be down for that, couldn't be weirder then Ninja turtles.
expanding on that:
>Adeline & ribbon hang out with child super heroes, maybe with the shazam family
>dark metaknight teams up with owlman
>mage sisters hang out with fire & ice
>pitch would become a green lantern
>kine would also be cool with aquaman
>chu would be with star girl?
>squeaks try to team up with cat woman, doesn't go well so they go with the royal flush gang
>john constaine/etricgan/zatanna/fate deal with the amazing mirror
>reformed hyness goes with the creeper and do crazy stuff but they do good stuff
>poison ivy tries to resurrect the dream stalk
>Brainiac tries to use star dream
>Magolor fucks with mother boxes, since he's pretty used to fucking with sentient tech, cyborg makes sure he doesn't do anything stupid.
>marx plays the long con and tries to crash the battle world into earth.

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>Meta Knight and Batman crossover comic
I would like to see a Batman villain using Adeleine ability to commit crimes. Maybe Mad Hatter forcing her to create a very distorted version of Wonderland with a Dreamland twist to it.

I was just posting the big three. I know that Kirby has guys like Gooey, Rick and Coo, Adeleine, and the like as fellow peers in terms of bullshit.

that'd be cool I'd also like to see her encounter that paint villain that was used in the teen titans movie, maybe you could have paintra/drawcia show up there as well.

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>Gooey teaches Raven that being born from evil doesn't make YOU evil
This is really fucking sweet right here.

>Magolor makes a killing getting every hero and villain to by Gem Apples.
>he purposefully hides their destructive potential for max hilarity.

violated to death

>t. Marx
Don't you have Kirby's fridge to be raiding?

>Joker or Lobo end up destroying or eating Kirby's snacks
>Kirby proceeds to kick wholesale ass throughout the galaxy

>demolishes the Lantern Corps in the bleief that they wrecked his snacks
>bitchslaps Nekron afterwards and nukes Umbrax
>dances in the blood of ruined empires left in his wake
Actually looking at it, Kirby is fairly horrifying.

Could Hal will a hamboigah into existance satisfying enough to stop Kirby's rampage?

The only thing in the DC Multiverse that can even TOUCH Kirby are probably other power replicators like Amazo and Parasite, at least they would be able to counter Kirby for a little bit until Kirby asspulls the Star Rod or something.

Vertigo Kirby

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>Amazo touches Kirby
>Gain the power to copy the ability of things he ingest
Wow.....

I was thinking more like Amazo would copy Kirby's forms like Sword, Bomb, Poison, Crash. Imagine Amazo with Kirby's limitless power and knowledge in using said power.

And yes, it is canon that Kirby has limitless power if you're not aware.