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>Meet Zeta, she’s got tons of ice...and zero chill.
>Watch the teaser trailer for The #AngryBirdsMovie2, in theaters this summer.
>A hilarious all-star cast of new and returning talent are brought together as the flightless birds and scheming green pigs take their beef to the next level.
>Directed by: Thurop Van Orman
>Screenplay by: Peter Ackerman
I'm just gonna leave this here and assume that at least four of you will be ironically interested in this.
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Wasn't the first a stealth anti-immigration parable based on Germany?
>Angry Birds movie 9 years after it was relevant
>Vanilla Ice song in the trailer
Is this shit for real?
My guess is that they aren't using the song because it's particularly popular
>Flapjack creator and an Ice age writer
Who the fuck is responsible for this matchup
The first one was Based & Redpilled, so I’m curious about this.
It absolutely was, and it lead to some pretty great threads the more people discovered the hidden messages. There was so much to unpack, that movie is stuffed with red pills.
>I'm just gonna leave this here and assume that at least four of you will be ironically interested in this.
Didn't you hear? Angry Birds was a subversive, conservative, /pol/ masterpiece.
the first angry birds movie actually got some genuine chuckles out of me.
the mighty eagle pissing into the lake that the birds were splashing in a few minutes before was the best gross out humor i've seen in a long time that wasn't just poopoo peepee jokes
I don't know but I'm interested
Man, Angry Birds. That was an era. Can't say it would sell again though, most of the kids that would've played it are probably playing Fortnite or Minecraft now, same with FNAF. I doubt there's enough interest for this to be a success anymore, I think we're too jaded by Emoji movie to do so
Mighty Eagle was one of the best parts if not for just Dinklage.
FNAF stopped being popular years ago and the Minecraft fad is starting to simmer down. Get with the times, grandpa.
Well how many songs do you know that revolve around Ice were made in 2018.
>that wasn't just poopoo peepee jokes
But...it was literally a peepee joke.
That seal...
I still see some Minecraft, and I meant FNAF as being in the same realm as PUBG and Angry Birds. These things lost their steam way faster, and kids that are just slightly younger miss it entirely
>a group of explorers from across the sea armed with advanced technology comes upon a new world and tricks the natives into thinking they're friendly, followed by them taking advantage of their hospitality to steal everything of value from the natives back to their kingdom
Are you sure we watched the same movie?
So here's the new bird girl. Zeta. Thoughts?
Ugly
Well she's a vulture so...
Weird that it focused almost entirely on the villain and not the main characters.
Not fuckable.
Her design's pretty good
>Vulture
>Has feathers on her head
Most of that "evidence" was uncovered by people who didn't even watch the movie, so no.
WELL WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE
Angry Birds was mostly played by adults
>Awkwafina
>ice ice baby plays
Dropped immediately
>this peepee joke was the best gross out humor I've seen in a long time that wasn't a poopoo peepee joke
I liked the joke too but c'mon now
I like it
>Yea Forums hates Vanilla Ice now
What happened?
So, what's the hidden political commentary in this one gonna be?
That one Radicalised Daesh Supporter currently screeching about how she should became a citizen again because she doesn't like being out in Saudi Arabia?
They'll try to make Zeta an explanation for why she is right.
In the version I saw, everyone kept calling the main bird racist when he tried to point out the pigs were evil, then they had to go overseas to get the help of an Eagle to drive out the pigs.
/pol/stuff aside, the first angry birds movie had a really vicious message and tone for being aimed at an audience so young
It was pure eye-for-an-eye violence between two civilizations looting and bombing the shit out of one and other. Normally, a kids movie would have tied in some shit about 'understanding each other', but nope.
Pigs stole our shit, so we suicide-bomb their city, End of movie.
>Pigs stole our shit, so we suicide-bomb their city, End of movie.
Logical. Practical. The right choice.
>that pic
Boy, did you turn 15 user?
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The same trailer has been posted again to Sony's Animation channel on YouTube. Nothing is different; I just wanted to bring it up.
>Red is a bitter /pol/ack secretly jealous of all the people living happy lives around them
It all fits together
global warming
Bombastic cartoon violence used to be the norm for children's entertainment 70 years ago.
Based and completely Redpilled.
that's really stretching it to be honest
Will it be as based/ redpilled as the first one?
actually nm I see what it is, disregard my last post
Pretty sure it was just lazy writing more than any malicious intent. Bad guys come, steal shit, leave. Now the heroes have to go get it back. Kind of the same thing with the emoji movie
Did they literally just steal the plot of Tropical Freeze?
I had no idea she was a girl and did a double-take when I found out.
>turns out to be right
>Awkwafina
I would happily buy her out of whatever contract she's in just so I wouldn't have to put that name anywhere on my movie.