Shmoo

This shit exists? I dreamed about it.

a blessed year of shmoo reintegration into society

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>that time fred and barney were cops and had the shmoo as a sidekick

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>Shmoo was in a lot of HB stuff, but we never got a proper Lil' Abner cartoon

>Not my Shmoo!

This dude is literally a walking cock and ballsack.

they were trying to tell you to eat a dick

okay, but has anyone ever tried to make it sexy?

like a smoo-girl or something?

Yes.

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Now you realize Dickbutt was already created in the 1950s.

That's not quite what I had in mind

benis :DDDDD

A Clockwork Yellow

McHale seems to like these things but I don't really understand it.

KEK

Troubled geniuses

They could still do one today although they would make the women's skirts longer.

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They were like minions before minions.

I like the ethical problems they solve as well as the threat to the ag industry they pose; if someone can keep put shmoos handy, they'll have go hungry and never have to cook. If I recall, Lil' Abner got political on this topic, to the point of being dangerously anti-capitalist.

What the fuck even are these things and why does the wiki article sound like some autist rambling about their vore obsession?

Unless they do it as an Adult Swim show -- that way they can keep the sexy outfits, innuendo, and politics.

I take it you've never read Li'l Abner.

I know they reproduce asexually, but if I could I'd draw Shmoo fucking one of those Al Capp-style girls

it looks like a speedrunner

These things are as maximally both phallic AND like a female in mating lordosis as possible. That's some 100% tier perversion slipped into a children's book from Seussel.

Is there a difference between frying and broiling? We don't use the term broiling in Britain, so I alway assumed it was just an American term for frying.

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Does the one in the black dress have a buttflap???

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Uh, I mean whoever wrote Lil Abner. I always forget that Seuss didn't uniquely draw like that.

This thing appeared in Billy and Mandy. I remember that much.

It's amazing how huge this strip was in its day and how much it's totally vanished from the pop culture radar these days.

Broiling is where you place the meat under the flame.

What? I remember a lot of Hanna Barbera stuff from Billy and Mandy but I don't recall a Shmoo.

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Frying is considered to be soaking something in grease while broiling is more like baking near direct heat.

That she do

Don't they also spawn fully-edible dairy products when fed?

I forgot what episodes it was but it came out of a cauldron when everyone started dancing.

I don't think the humor has held up that well desu.

Wasn't the guy's name Al Cap?

Found it.
youtu.be/hKeHleDtKkI?t=1005

hhhhoh, brb

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Lil Abner is the kind of stuff that construction workers in the 50s would have found funny.

cute!

OK I wanna know why they are a lot of Hanna Barbera motifs and characters in the series.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shmoo

Incredibly deep lore.