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Bertstrips
Leo Scott
Landon Allen
Jeremiah Reed
Jayden Richardson
Jace Bailey
Levi Harris
Should say "college kids" instead of "hackers"
Blake Cox
Evan Green
Gavin Mitchell
Joseph Cox
Aww
Carter Hall
Wow that is wholesome.
Liam Stewart
Justin Lee
This will always be my favorite.
Cooper Perry
Connor Wood
still the best one
Asher Richardson
Parker Kelly
Charles Ross
William Cox
Jaxson White
Carter Thomas
what do you call it when you expect something dark and it's wholesome instead? cuz that was nice
Leo Young
Joshua Scott
I still miss old yugioh
Brody Roberts
Hunter Watson
Brayden Morgan
It's the short ones that get me
Eli Wright
Liking naps isn't gay.
Elijah Clark
Parker Bailey
Thomas Perry
Liam Fisher
Joshua Green
Liam Young
Post the bert birthday prostitute one
Carter Watson
Bentley Walker
Just for you user.
Kayden Johnson
This one will always be my favorite
Connor Reyes
this one is fucking great
Daniel Collins
Zachary Ross
Make your own Yea Forums! bertstripper.us
Adam Hughes
I recommend making the font size bigger though. Mine ended up looking too small
Ian Ortiz
But Ernie is orange so it makes sense
Leo Roberts
holy shit I can't breath
Joshua Rogers
This honestly might be one of the most fucked up ones.
David Anderson
it's based on an actual killer in the UK in the 90s
still not as crazy as the 70's pedo that raped 7 kids, killed them and then turned them into chili to then give the parents the chili as a sympathy food over their missing child.
Asher Brown
Best ones.
Andrew Hernandez
history repeats itself
cnn.com
Juan Smith
Simple, to the point, and doesn't rely on shock/crude points to be funny. This will always be a top 3.
Josiah Gutierrez
I have created a sequel
Isaiah Anderson
>not introducing Stockholm syndrome with a combination of drugs and gaslighting to create the son he never had, or the joker chip
C'mon, shit writes itself.
Christopher Hall
Matthew Cruz
This one came up on the randomizer and I couldn't help myself. Forgive me, Yea Forums
Adam Wood
Benjamin Evans
Have the superior version.
Cooper Thomas
Samuel Martin
It needs prior knowledge of the other one, so it's not perfect, but it's pretty fucking good.
My favorite might be the one with Ernie offering Bert the chance to turn him into the FBI, or to join him on one last crime.
Twisted, but still kinda heartwarming.
Adrian Gonzalez
This one would always be one of my favorites. Anyone have the one were Ernie tells Bert he can either snitch him to FBI with a phone or start a countdown with him?
Christopher Young
Owen Wilson
Fucking kek
Nathan Walker
Thomas Bennett
Ayden Hughes
Henry Ward
Checking the recent ones, lets see what we've got
Carter Hernandez
i got you
Eli Powell
Henry Morgan
ive had a folder of these for years
Jace Carter
Deep.
Ayden Young
this one if my favorite because of the facial expressions. Cookies monster excitingly biting his fingernails, the blue guy panicking to sustain the engine, the middle guy looking at the camera with a wide eyed look just saying "yeah this is happening"
Chase Bailey
Jose Kelly
this one resonates with me the most
Jose Williams
...I think he did it for all the trigger warnings...
Evan Foster
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Isaac Moore
Second faves of mine, thank you for posting
Lucas Ortiz
Grayson Martinez
Kevin Mitchell
Liam Garcia
Chase Cruz
Jose Miller
kek
Cameron Taylor
Michael Torres
I never liked this one, is too wordy and it feels like a metal gear speech.
Jaxon Reed
Luke Rivera
Jaxson Powell
"Vile jew sorcery" kills me every god damn time
Brayden Taylor
Hybrid?
Jason Rivera
Alexander Morgan
I tried.
Ian Mitchell
I found this random image and decided to complete a trilogy of the Slur Manifesto.
Ayden Cook
And last one from me.
Andrew Green
Samuel Diaz
Gotta bump this thread, so much potential from .
Lincoln Davis
I don't like this one. Because in the fucked up ways that the practitioners of modern feminism think, they would actually *agree* with what the cartoon, with what Bert and Ernie are doing.
Modern feminists would WANT privilege to be forever out of their reach.
They see those who possess privilege as being the bad, the wrong, the evil people. So, by privilege being, by nature, forever out of their reach, that means they, themselves, are on the "good side". They are the forever the strugglers, forever the oppressed, forever the victims.
Luke Morgan
Less is best
Luis Mitchell
Samuel Martinez
Jaxon Clark
Jason Miller
Liam Smith
Henry Powell
>The joke
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>Your head
Jeremiah White
And his was getting you to respond like a fucktard.
Henry Stewart
>Zero Escape
Jace Murphy
sounds like an idea for a bertstrip
Ryder Parker
>the 70's pedo that raped 7 kids, killed them and then turned them into chili to then give the parents the chili as a sympathy food over their missing child.
Wait, was the end of the Scott Tenorman South Park episode based on that?
Noah Davis
>reddit jokes
Brody Clark
Duh.
Hunter Mitchell
Charles Price
no desu, it was based on the Shakespeare play Titus Andronicus
Asher Anderson
wholesome Bertstrip is surprisingly enjoyable, perhaps today there is just a little more good in the world.
Easton Sanchez
Daniel Evans
Alexander Harris
Ryan Watson
Never see enough love for this one.
Jordan Fisher
Still my favorite
I think the sheer glee on Big Bird's face makes it even funnier
Hudson Edwards
Jace Campbell
How's this?
Hunter Ward
Oliver Hernandez
No need to be upset.
Not everyone can have an IQ above 60.
Connor Cox
I don’t get it
Jacob Murphy
That's Tom & Jerry levels of dark, man.
Mason Kelly
Owen Miller
Ethan Lopez
How'd I do?
Justin Brooks
Ethan Morris
Jose Jenkins
Wyatt Wilson
Caleb Roberts
>vile jew sorcery
Always cracks me up. Whoever made this one is based.
The Slur Trilogy is complete!
Angel Phillips
This one is way too vile.
Camden Phillips
Elijah Gutierrez
Serendipity.
Michael Davis
Metal Gear speeches are great.
Logan Ross
My favorite Bert strip
Isaiah Diaz
Disappointment.
Matthew Diaz
Look up the Leidenfrost effect. That wouldn't do much.
Benjamin Long
The Leidenfrost effect does not last got very long.
Parker Wright
I like this one
Liam Bennett
You monster.
Elijah Evans
Jack Jenkins
Levi Taylor
Lucas Gonzalez
Bentley Peterson
Landon Garcia
Noah Adams
Hudson Gray
Bentley Sanders
That is a terrible feeling
Brody Diaz
Hunter Anderson
Aiden Perez
William Rodriguez
Liam Evans
>Ernie demonstrates why the Japs needed a third nuke.
Julian Thomas
Brandon Stewart
Ethan Garcia
Xavier Russell
Gabriel Gray
We need more wholesome stuff with a build up to something dark that gets turned around in the end.
Isaac Robinson
Zachary Price
Nicholas Nelson
Brandon Ross
The fuck is a child bride wedding ?
Josiah Martin
> A Sesame Street character says nigger, rapes someone
Someone should make this joke!
Eli Butler
Which slur?
Luke Reed
I would imagine it's self-explanatory.
Samuel Green
Yes that's what makes these funny
Julian Ortiz
David Jenkins
Jordan Ortiz
Nathan Nelson
Nice trips
Chase Wright
Hudson Johnson
>disdurbed
Landon Allen
I've been looking for one where bert and ernie are dressed as a girl and kermit respectively and despite their completely opposite viewpoints on ideology, their friendship is far too precious to let that get in the way
Noah Turner
I wish I had the Satan one, surprised it hadn’t been posted yet.
Gavin Morris
found it
Yeah this is a good one
Connor King
Daww
Gavin Price
aww no
Ethan Hernandez
hot
Camden Richardson
Thank you
Carson Johnson
Gavin Martinez
I'm guessing sandnigger?
Jonathan Brooks
MODS MODS
Leo Harris
I fucking love this one
Christopher Perez
cool story bro
Jayden Bennett
I saw another one with this image captioned “Bert and Ernie prove they wuz Kangz”
Zachary Cook
Jordan Williams
Alternate line for this one:
Bert and Ernie both agreed to be each other's alibi for their double murder. But when it came time to show off the skin of their victims, they were both surprised to find that they had both murdered each other's last sexual partners.
Jason Adams
Adrian Williams
Jayden Ross
Justin Williams
I remember seeing this one with the caption "Elmo's perfectly normal lunchtime is ruined by a run-in with the local vegan"
Nathan Green
Here's another one I suppose
Brandon Lewis
And another one
Asher Roberts
Aaand another one
Robert Ward
Maybe another one perhaps?
Ian Hall
Michael Murphy
Thomas Campbell
Wyatt Gray
Brayden Cruz
yeah okay, incel
Jason Cruz
>attack his credit score
Jesus my sides
Jaxon King
Brody Butler
Cameron Brown
Aiden Edwards
Underrated
Noah Russell
Aiden Wood
Needs a "colorized" at the very end.
Joshua Mitchell
>Screenshot
Oliver Kelly
Cameron Thompson
that's just sad
Jason Hughes
This is a vast improvement from the one being replied to
Gabriel Turner
Cameron Roberts
Thomas Reed
Jackson Davis
Jej
The site doesn't want to work on mobile.
Would that have a number or rather be set to a relative value of all? Niggers lynched today fits an absolutely value better, even if it's a tad predictable.
Benjamin Nelson
nigga all these are mine
u got a problem
Wyatt Robinson
nans?
Easton Johnson
So people say Nanny instead of Tranny?
Aiden Hughes
Masterpiece.
Parker Rodriguez
Alright, this one got me.
Hunter Gonzalez
Jordan Murphy
Eli Cox
Yeah, I do, fucking nigger cuck.
Tyler Rodriguez
Dominic Carter
It's the block pyramid that really brings it all together.
Jaxson Gomez
the shaking Bert
the jutting nose of the Count
his fingers splayed in a twisted form
the pyramid
the credit score
the vile jewish sorcery
closest bert strip to a 10/10
Ryder Perez
Brayden Green
Blake Howard
Jackson Bailey
Josiah Stewart
Robert Reed
fucking pleb
Lucas Edwards
Jeremiah Campbell
Wyatt Williams
Jackson Sanchez
i am having a stroke reading that
Jackson Morales
Jaxson Perry
Yeah they all suck.
Justin Peterson
I can respect that opinion.
Dylan Green
She is the one with aids
Joseph Martin
aw
i guess i shouldn't post the other 20
Jordan Edwards
Post them
Jonathan Robinson
Cooper Baker
So... change the "tr" in trigger or triggered to an "n" to make... oh.
Aiden Phillips
I'm the user you were replying all of these to. Your enthusiasm is greatly appreciated, but I'll be honest with ya, they bordered on edgy more than funny.
Tyler Cox
what is Ernie even try to accomplish by twisting his head on the bedframe like its a pencil sharpener?
Matthew Reed
Jack Gomez
FU?CK! how bout this
Nathan Watson
Lincoln Taylor
Hunter Jackson
Austin Scott
Noah Carter
that one's better
Lincoln Myers
I believe triggered and trigger is a much better target
Levi Watson
my sides have coollapsed
Parker Allen
I find the big bird ones funny as shit and I am a black dude.
Jacob Allen
post dik pls
Nathaniel Morales
This one is funny, I think.
Jack Hernandez
Go away cuck. You can post some bertstrips though. Also how long till image limit?
Nicholas King
I understood that reference
Christopher Baker
That is literally a nice twist for e and b.
Eli Martin
Not that user but I really like this one, reads like lines by bukowsky.
Cooper Wood
Image limit is 250. Were not there yet.
Adrian Clark
Kayden Bennett
Today this strip suddenly came to mind while I was at work and It took an enormous effort to not chuckle like a retard
Chase Lopez
I can't get enough of it!
Ian Rodriguez
Tantalus
Nolan Reed
Kayden Price
Elmo gets yelled at by Daniel Bryant for being Fickle at a Smackdown House show.
Hunter Reed
Xavier Perry
Holy shit. That's actually what happened in that episode.
Jackson Robinson
The guy in the back is what really makes it.
Isaiah Johnson
this is cute tho
Eli White
The fact that Bert is recoiling in pain from his credit score being attacked is what makes this work.
Anthony Ramirez
What's he actually doing to Grover here?
Elijah Gonzalez
I work in a bank, and everytime someone talks about something effecting their credit rating, I think of this.
Jack Watson
Evan Lopez
How come calling someone a slut is wrong but an incel is ok to libtards?
Cameron Harris
Camden Martinez
fag
Gabriel Perez
Because it's directed towards men.
Caleb Lee
I was so hungry.
Aiden Campbell
Evan Thompson
Mason Martinez
No one here even said that you deranged retard.
Lucas Edwards
Henry Foster
Sebastian Kelly
Ethan Lewis
Liam Foster
this is so damn neutral I don't know what to do with it
Robert Baker
Julian Stewart
Isaac Moore
Nice one. I miss IT Crowd.
Luis Perry
Robert Butler
This thread stopped being funny. :-/
Carson James
too many cooks i guess
here's my follow up to the funny credit score snafu
Jacob Perez
Ryder White
Hudson Jackson
Grayson Wright
Isaiah Williams
Eli Murphy
Gavin Lee
Xavier Campbell
Grayson Morris
Robert Russell
truly is elmo's world
Chase Lee
Joshua Scott
Anthony Ortiz
Adrian Wilson
Aaron Sullivan
>elmo
Retard
Gavin Nelson
How do shows for very young children approach PC issues these days?
Like, for example, Sesame Street. Do they have segments about trannies and gender and shit?
Anthony Nguyen
Christian Diaz
Lmao
Gavin Miller
cheese pizza can be abbreviated as CP
it's used as a super secret code to mean child porn
Isaiah Brown
I understood that reference
Dylan Ramirez
>NIGGERED
Hunter Turner
Kek
Ethan Reed
Slut is insulting people for having sex
Incel is insulting people for not having sex BUT ALSO being angry at women for not having sex with them. The word first became known to normal people by that Toronto incel who ran over some people with a truck.
No one cares if you're a virgin, just don't blame everyone else for it.
Robert Cooper
>Post website where anyone can make a Bertstrip with no effort
>Quality decreases tenfold
>Quantity increases tenfold
Well you did it, you fuckers ruined it. Fucking rage comics all over again.
Josiah Moore
OK, this one is great
Brandon Gonzalez
I think I can speak for Yea Forums when I say, I salute you, sir!
Juan Allen
Fuck off cancer
James Hernandez
You don't speak for anyone samefag. Your leddit tier edit wasn't funny so stop pretending it was for the (you)s
Dylan Roberts
This one gets my every time. Jesus.
Henry Sullivan
Perfection!
Kayden Torres
Topical!
Adrian Miller
Are you brain damaged? What's wrong with you?
Robert Martinez
>Jim Henson's Animal Show
Now that's a fucking blast from the past
Carson Taylor
Are you, you sperg?
Jeremiah Evans
No one cares
Jace Taylor
Glad you enjoyed it
Ryan Bennett
kek
Chase Robinson
Sorry, I didn't think posting the link would bring so many edgy assholes.
Ryder Turner
Blake Roberts
Ayden Martin
>Jake has always been Boudewijn to me
Aiden Edwards
based
Isaiah White
Michael Williams
I tried.
Angel Butler
Landon Roberts
Pretty sure an Elmo one did the same thing
Carter Reed
Nigger
Michael Johnson
Anthony Johnson
Mason Robinson
Jordan Turner
Thank you very much.
Nicholas Scott
please post this in /fit/
fuck it ill do it
Isaac Walker
Charles Phillips
Luke Martin
goddamn
Colton Stewart
The more I look at others the worse I feel. There's some fine line of humor and edge that I'm not getting.
Lincoln Rivera
>Bert
Lucas Carter
Josiah Clark
This one is so stupid. It made me giggle though.
Joshua Nelson
Camden Wilson
>tfw you realise bert doesn't know which number does what.
Dylan Wood
Your IQ just isn't high enough to appreciate it
Jonathan Wilson
Deus Vult!
Brody Carter
This is much too fun.
Brayden Morris
Jack Gomez
That's good, but this is better.
Josiah Brown
Jeremiah Morales
Thomas Morales
Gabriel Stewart
Jack Russell
I'm sorry sir, but this is a white only website
Owen Stewart
me not good brain
Lucas Hall
Has this been Kermit's life? Buying Roofy pills for revenge hate sex against Miss piggy's unconscious flank?
Gabriel Scott
Carson Hughes
This is good.
Wyatt Martin
Gavin Thomas
Luis Powell
A classic
Angel Williams
Isaac Diaz
.....you people make me sick
John Price
Aiden Campbell
David Gray
Underrated.
Noah Hall
Brayden Butler
Fuckin kek
Cameron Thompson
Hunter Bennett
John Thompson
Anthony Phillips
Nathan Bennett
Basically loudhouse
Angel White
So is napalm user
Ryder Stewart
Thomas Bailey
This couldn't have been random user. It's just too good for a bunch of numbers to decide.
Samuel Ross
Liam Flores
Let me add onto the pile.
Connor Phillips
Ayden Cook
Nah. It's too conventional
Logan Flores
Brayden Roberts
Who comes up with something like this
David Cook
>All those parts where they interviewed the kids whose parents died in Iraq
Wtf, guess I'm a pacifist now.
Eli King
I like this one
Tyler Williams
just made this
Josiah Cox
LMAO
James Barnes
Fixed it
Lincoln Rivera
Adam James
Serial killers are not a group you associate with originality
Levi Allen
The longer ones are hit or miss.
Matthew Evans
pathetic
Aaron Morgan
Here’s mine
Justin Flores
baawww
Samuel Ortiz
Hudson Roberts
Jace Roberts
Asher Gutierrez
Tyler Bailey
OC
Bentley Taylor
The best ones are always a little dark and a little hopeful.
Hudson Adams
Cameron Long
Brayden Roberts
Nicholas Ortiz
Dominic Martin
Samuel Perez
Bentley Morris
Chase Roberts
Aaron Harris
>newfag visits /trash/
Jordan Wilson
Luis Johnson
Now that gay marriage is a thing, may as well legitimize the other sexual perversions.
Dominic Jenkins
This one will always be my favorite.
Gabriel Stewart
Could be written more fluidly, but the look on Cookie Monster's face makes this.
Dominic Moore
>The word first became known to normal people by that Toronto incel who ran over some people with a truck.
I fucking knew it. I noticed the word being used a lot more frequently after that event
Jace Thomas
this one's great.
Jose Long
Can someone explain?
Julian Morgan
Nice one
Julian Jones
Jace Rodriguez
kek
Jordan Stewart
Are these made by an algorithm?
Jackson Morgan
>plot twist
>he just use random letter as weapon to beat up mixed child
Jackson Jackson
Sentient.
Jose Young
Good job on this one
Eli Brooks
Oh come on, are you telling me this wouldn't be the FIRST thing you think of when you see that image. Please.
Angel Carter
I don’t get it
David Harris
>bunch of left-wing media tell unemployed coal miners to learn to code
>fast forward couple years
>said media companies downsize, bunch of "journalists" become unemployed
>said journos go to twitter and start posting about how horrible this is
>people tell them that they should follow their own advice and develop their coding skills
>ex-journos throw a collective bitchfit and twitter starts handing out temporary bans for people that post coding related career advice
Kayden Sullivan
>image limit reached before I can react
Just imagine me wheezing with mirth
Jaxon Gutierrez
FUCK, and I just made more.
Alexander Cruz
Low level of analysis. The stances and opinions that people espouse, and in fact may genuine believe it, are not in fact their true interests and desires. In fact, most people have no clue what they themselves really want. Hence the need for the proverb "be careful what you wish for", because so many really have no clue what they actually want.
Redirect your train of thought towards what a group like feminists would plausibly want, and what their strategy of haranguing white people about handing over privilege actually means. Here's a big clue: actually handing over all "privilege" that whites or males have to these groups won't stop them from demanding more.
Parker Lee
understated and underrated
Evan Long
kek
Isaiah Reed
>square numbers
American education, gentlemen.
Isaac Brown
>those victim names
>not even a hint of racial motive
This says so much about the demographics of Toronto. It's fucking hilarious.
Henry Foster
That sounds hilarious.
Joshua Phillips
Beautiful.