Introducing

young based god take your hands, that's a hand job

please based god don't give me a hand job

youn based god go commit and armed robbery
young based god found a sale on some pottery

(discount)

these vases would look good in my places

young based god take a shit in ya oven
young based god is a whitch, join a coven

castin spells and bakin smells

I tuni goneach

young based god just fucking parping

old based god just farting and laughing