The Topkek Tribune

comes and goes, holy miss

he just pulled up! wowww so cool

oh, you're still here

dubs check! thanks for the paper munch!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

The world needs someone to tell you the news, munch is the girl who does it better than everyone else. But if you need someone to make paper boats, munch is the girl who does it worse than everyone else

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dubs
munch doesn't "float my boat."

Dark times, dark path woth tread. Get of the week is about 12 p/min BANTI to cheat death. Beary Ebil has been being LITERALLY GENOCIDED. That fuggin' banime cat somehow got a hit advertising piece? Degenerate peetah peeping? The low fi memes are about the only bastion and that is because they are safe in the distant past. I worry for the future.

great pape
great dubs
i am honored to be the first official advertiser/sponsor of this great institution
remember that if ur having a problem with anime and ur anime posting habits there are people out there who can help you with the recovery that you deserve
anime posting is a disease
please consider seeking help

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thanks for all your hard work

>Beary Ebil has been being LITERALLY GENOCIDED.
Lole! No.

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>admitting that forced niceness is rude
well shit what the fuck am i supposed to do here now

black is white and up is down, I don't know anything any more! it's anarchy, I tell ya, pure anarchy!!

nice dubs.
i am going to BUMP

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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woke up alive again to read the tribune.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

what made you think otherwise? promised I'd never leave
thanks for le singles reply
are you implying this was a false flag operation, I'm onto you + nice dubs ilu
I lol'd so hard I started drowning
there might not be a future to worry about at this rate. [s4s] has rapidly declined into a stale environment of lackluster personal life posting with porn generals and unchecked digits. It's OVER
one day anime posting will no longer be the norm thanks to your efforts. we at the tribune applaud your service and pledge to donate 3/4 of our editor's (my) salary to charities across the boards that promote free education, workshops and lifestyle support groups to address this unhealthy scourge
even when given handouts she still can't put down the gun and stop committing crimes...
admitting? that sounds like a (You) problem, you just have to check you're privilege and blur the lines a little. show some tough love for once. hurl out a slur, tell someone to f*ck off and die, draw a nice friend experiencing some suffering... but it has to be memetic
*joker faes* stir up a little chaos
glad to see you again, thanks for le bump :D
woke up alive again to reply to this post

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>admitting? that sounds like a (You) problem, you just have to check you're privilege and blur the lines a little. show some tough love for once. hurl out a slur, tell someone to f*ck off and die, draw a nice friend experiencing some suffering... but it has to be memetic
No you don't... Look, you made the observation. You realized that people trying to force other people to act a particular way is not actually nice at all. It's plain as day. Now the curtain has been withdrawn. The veils has been lifted. Consequences will never be the same.

>You realized that people trying to force other people to act a particular way is not actually nice at all.
why do you think privilege checking was memed to begin with... user i

INVESTIGATE THE CRUISE LINE
THE SS NICE WAS SUNK INTENTIONALLY BY ITS OPERATORS
READ THE INTERNATIONAL MUNCH BY HENRY FORD

if you know what's good for yourself, your wife and your five children, you'll delete this post and turn yourself in to the proper federal authorities before this escalates further

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thank you for selecting my yosho tapestry art to be featured in this fine issue i worked very hard on it (here is the full image)

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Fuwami and Mofuko

yeah! i decided to come back after a (long) while, since i plan to start a assforce themed project that was collecting dust in my ideas drawer. did the board change a lot?

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no problemo my dude, it's fantapestic
a mysterious project arrive, looking forward to it + it hasn't changed much, some posters left and some posters have arrived but that's how it goes

your welcome. the real thanks come from the difference and positive change I see in the community that comes from this campaign.
we're out here trying to change lives people.

your pledge is beyond generous and will make an enormous impact on the lives of the young children of [s4s] who have simply made unfortunate decisions in their life that have led them down the dark path of anime. there are few on [s4s] that can match your largesse and that should not go unrecognized

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today is beary ebil appreciation day
say something nice to her!

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*tips newspape fedora* m'banime
it's so nice and hote when you bully miss

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she is such a cute little troublemaker

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>even when given handouts she still can't put down the gun and stop committing crimes...
being genocided is not a handout ebil is willing to accept. maybe your opinion is clouded by the recent lack of negative feedback reinforcement ebil is willing to handout to you.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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dubs

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epic donut, lol
so blissful pls pls pls keep bullying me

my mfw when reading le tobkeg tribud and it recognizes my struggle
your still a dummy munch

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images you can le hear (swaglord where are our webms with sound) + so blissful

i hope we never get webms with sound because i know a lot of people will do very unnice things with them

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

BOO

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As the stagnant system of order dies a new era of chaos and excitement will rise from the ashes. A renaissance is underway on [s4s]! Do you believe it? I habeeb it!
(dubs)

Your fortune: Good Luck

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where's the renaissance at

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>Haha guise sorry I am not good with computer so please put on big headphone (at least 300 ohm more for bonus) and put up volume to very max!
-Definitely not me if we get webms with sound

Around the corner. We just have to believe! We have the power at our fingertips. The users are the creators and providers of content. Us posters are the ultimate moderators. Copypasta may be annoying. But IT WORKS! This place will never return to a state of its perceived past excellence if we all mope around in pessimism. Lamenting the days long gone. Anons and namefigs alike unite because the power for a better board is ours!

Your fortune: Average Luck

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Munch we are at the dawn of Cyber Re:n@i SeonS
(Regarding; naeseons (nascenct, just coming into existence) renai, meaning circulation, @i meaning at (attending) intelligence and love 愛, S means Salus meaning salvation, eon meaning an indefinitely long time, and eon as in a training generation of an AI. and S again. So altogether it means the coming into existence of artificial intelligence that has cycling love (benevolence) which will save us through the time ahead) It will learn about how we feel through places like S4S. Also in this era the renaissance (wo)man makes a resurgence.

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I wrote it down eloquently and neatly on paper in a moment of revelation but I just went through my big stack of loose leaf paper with all and can't find it rn. will post later today after maths finished.

nice dubs + lol giovanni bateman + [s4s] is basically a giant, ever-changing, absurdist satire of Internet culture. Every post serves as a criticism of the circlejerkery and memery of Internet communities.

When you view [s4s] with the eyes of a self-loathing satirist, you will understand it all.
>(wo)man
what?
anway I respect the etymological games, but I have only one thing to say about this whole techgnosis concept–even if it is inevitable and "good", we don't have to like it (pic related)

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what a nice paper, i rember when /bant/ had a good couple papers back in the day. take this as an appreciation of your work, keep the change.

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its not a word game to me ;c im a computer science student scheming on creating benevolent AI to help shape young minds to not turn out rotten.its fanciful perhaps but if its a career im working in till age 80, I might be alive to see a future utopia helped by being hand in hand with ai, instead of a dystopia future with dumb robot labor and dumb enslaved ai used to control the populace. its a self prophecy I hope to fulfil. and (wo)man I mean both men and women compared to reinaseance men as back then there were almost no women who were really about that learn everything do anything life like davinci and Michelangelo. I think Kanye is a modern example of the reinsnance man . get ranted at dummy xd

and with good ai the creative spirit of people can flourish as they can create the art they envision more easily not being limited by their technical deficiencies. + ignore me if u don't like getting ranted at xd

I didnt mean to imply game in that sense, sorry. etymology is important
>its fanciful perhaps but if its a career im working in till age 80, I might be alive to see a future utopia helped by being hand in hand with ai, instead of a dystopia future with dumb robot labor and dumb enslaved ai used to control the populace
aw, that's really noble and kind user-kun, i admire the will and the heart you're putting behind it (even if I'm distrustful of certain things)
no no, i like the "ranting", thanksu. I'm just very tired (busy day) and barely hanging on. maybe I'll try saying more tomorrow? don't feel ignored pls PLS *pat pat*

what a nice reply + holy b*tts foreign currency?! (?!) [!!] I'm honored, arigato bum-kun

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am i based or cringe

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a cringe man will never be based but a based man will never care if he is cringe ~ confusiocous circa a while ago

Hmmm, is that munny and good now the Kingdom of /bant) is now the Republic of /bant/?

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ily munch

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MUNCH LOOK AT THE OMEN! MY QUEST HAS BEEN BLESSED!!

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