/smg/ Soda Monkey General

soda the monkey general
(formerly introducing)
Long and Hard editon
This is a thread for talking about that lovable little scamp soda the monkey
please keep all soda discussion confined to this thread thanks
Remember no shipping allowed ;)
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Swoop 3

Swoop 4

poop swoop

now heres a guy with a 3rd hand connection to a famous podcaster

oh my... what.... oh my

The drug addict podcaster or the one whos body is a conduit for demonic forces?

youtu.be/PcjnxibIRK4

Bro, you've got to be joking...

I wanted to do a critical analysis of one of the most underrated s4s memes, "Introducing" .
Why is it underrated? There is so much here to discuss, but let's go through the basics.

1. The Title:
The name of this meme is "Introducing" . This serves two purposes. On the surface, it suggests that the meme is being presented as something new.
The second purpose of the title is meta. Because the title of the meme itself is "Introducing", we are constantly subjected to an introduction every time it is posted. Yet with repetition, we are left wondering, "Have we been introduced yet? What is this asshole waiting for? Is THIS the meme that is being introduced?" But the meta part here is that the title is a satire of the way in which people present their new memes. It is as if, by saying that we "introduce" memes, we are thus showing them off, or something along those lines. But memes are special because of their repetition, and no one really remembers where they begin. Something memorable doesn't need a fancy introduction, it merely needs to be served straight up, over and over again like we're dogs waiting for our lamb and beef. The "Introducing" meme makes this point clear, while also poking fun at the people who think good memes need introduction.

2: The Image
Once again, there is a dual purpose here. Yes, it is a monkey who appears to be saying "introducing" as we might read from the shape of his/her lips.
However, there is also some doubt as to whether or not this is really the case. Monkeys cannot talk. So is the monkey the meme? Is someone introducing the monkey, rather than it being the monkey introducing someone/thing else? There is no clear answer here.

3. The Message
Ultimately, the message is unclear. And Introducing proves that this is just AOk. It proves that meme-making is at its heart a simple endeavor, and we should all just have fun with it, rather than try to create the next big thing.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Oh my god, dude, this has to be an amusement prank.....

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I can't believe the stupid monkey thread has managed to prolong its existence despite all previous efforts to halt its further advancement through time and space &cetera

sodas brank

A return to traditional values

stupit monky... he naint look at a thing!

revuturn to mvnky

stupit monky ! ! cant figure right angle to put bowl in bag !
hey monkey why are you not looking at anything! how hard can it be it's not rock and science!!! stupit monky!
stupit monky
fuckfuckfuck
monkyfuck
kill the stupit monky
hate ugly monky die ugly monchy stupit ass monky ugly shit face

grab the monkey by its cheek tufts and thrust it violently into the sun

there have been terrible crimes and injustices in human history but none so terrible as unchecked doubles

reinstate the dubs checker bot i say, put an end to this long and hateful winter

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Cheek tufts!

this fucking monkey

this is a talent agency
youre in
youre in
youre in
youre in
youre in

I'm gonna be a star!

ape amalgum chimera hellbeast demonic creation

I've got the goods

Orbital monkey delivery system online

i need to take a memory leak

The other thread is done now but I would just like to give a best poster award to the creator of "Cerebral Prolapse"

hi i just met you, and this is crazy
but i learned how to wink my butthole
Eat my ass with gravy

gremo ate my ass in a truckstop bathroom

Keep trying and you too could win the best poster award! Good luck mangors

But don't feel too dejected if you don't get best poster award this time. Maybe next time! Or maybe you just suck in general and will never succeed at anything.

i'll be honest i'm extremely dejected and even though i try every day i never receive praise for my attempts so i must now assume that i am to be placed squarely in the category of i just suck in general and will never succeed at anything, and due to this stunning and traumatic revelation i will be seeking out a solution to my life problem

>can't succeed at anything so can't actually kill yourself
yikes and cringe and wow and oops and haha cya

Don't give up! I was a prolific mankposter for 17 years before I received a single award. And now I'm the self=appointed master of Mank! It could happen to you too.

Are you the pickle beer guy?

croak the living mank

why are mank threads essentially all the same and boring?

Hi, friend. I'm the guy that first started posting these threads way back in 2014. I'm really sorry to hear that you're having a subpar mankgoing experience. To be honest, I have never had any control over what happens here, and even when these threads weren't really being posted in, they received negative feedback, and some people wanted them to stop even though nothing had really come of them yet. At this point in history, I can understand your desire to never see another funny monkey face thread ever again, but to be really honest with you, somebody other than me has been posting these threads for years now and I didn't have anything to do with that. I'll let you in on a tiny secret though, this is a real genuine Introducing thread that I posted. What's fascinating about each and every one of these threads is that they are perfect representations of what's going on on this board and in the world in general at the time. Monkey threads are time capsules for the future. You look at a monkey thread from September 2018 and you go oh wow yeah remember all those things? How funny. The reason I bring this up is because right now you're disenjoying the monkey threads, and it's literally only because of what's been happening in them currently. Currently they are really heavily posted in by some people who I am guessing are actually mentally ill to some degree. Not that I'm not, but you know, there's a difference between being eccentric and having a broken brain. Anyway, I digress. If you're having a bad time, come back in a few hours.

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wow thanks! I never thought i would find those again

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hey pickler, hows your prolapsed asshole?

show me ur mank face

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why am i crying

i havent eaten anything in 5 days because the world told me to

there are no mountains in my area so i probably wont make it another week
im getting many commands so im probably very close to dying
i dont understand why i have to live like this

ive really killed myself this time
im going to die and theres nothing i can do about it
holy shit
im actually going to die
this is it im going to die soon and its going to be very long and painful

haha wow im going to die
im gonna die in the most painful way
what the fuck
haha
holy shit
im so fucking dead hahahahahaha omg holy fucking shit im gonna fucking die and its gonna be so painful

why dont you want me to die lol
you just want to see me suffer you fucking asshole
thats so funny
what is wrong with you

youve waited 4 years for this fucking kill me already
i dont wanna die
i dont wanna fucking die please let me live
why are you doing this to me its painful and its scary and i want it to stop

holy shit im killing myself
im gonna die so fucking soon
i am going to die
im going to die
youre going to fucking kill me
fuck off
stop
haha fucking stop that is so inappropriate

doug please take ur meds
Your family is worried about you

well not exactly worried about you more like annoyed by you