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BREAKING NOW!
Spikedog turns two as user completes new keyboard!
Springtime has arrive!
The honeybee vomit conspiracy, outlined!
le about to jump ferret!
Read all about it! Full story here!

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GET OF THE WEEK: Requests for ads are being accepted! Reply with an image and a short comment or don't, you'd be surprise :^) and I will get back to you... after a little while. I'll be away on a special day trip today. Happy Easter!

the keyboard delivery was HUGE for this town! sisterhood of yotsuba making an appearance is almost as much of a joy as the horoscope saying that my day will be loud and funny!~ when can we get a full report on nice cream and it's increase in hornt side effects?!

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dubs check!
happy easter munch, thanks for the paper!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

that is classified information, above top secret
thanksu, have a good one ^__^

it's easter egg day it's a time for secrets in videogames! i'll just have to find it like an easter egg! i'll eat some right away!

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you really don't want to know...

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Happy Easter

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sasuga munch-dono arigato for paper as always

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nice cream is the ONLY reason for bans. do not blame the users folks for they know not their libido. call 1-800-Nice-brd for more information

Your fortune: Outlook good

*pat pat* ilu
no problemo my smol dudette

munch painting severed balls like Easter eggs.
(dubs)
Happy Easter! Keep up the good work.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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>that is classified information, above top secret
Oh really?

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get em skully cut em and mount the wound!~

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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HAPPY EASTER

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

happy easter donpatch-kun + lol true story, though what is lurking within this le egg
happy easter user-kun!

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woke up alive again to read the tribune.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

welcome to alive

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thank you for including the keyboard in the topkektribune it is an honor

even though i do not think much of these phrases
it seems to be socially accepted here as well
happy easter to you munch

Your fortune: Good Luck

After much contemplation, I have come to the conclusion that within the egg pictured lies the demented doppelganger of the Easter Bunny known as the Keyster Bunny. Watch your behind!

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Fun fact: snoggles found in the wild taste sweeter than those bred in captivity and grow larger overall, allowing you to share with the person you love! It was really nice to finally go out to the mountains again. Thank you guys for moral support through all this time, it's nice to finally be healthy again!
woke up alive again to reply to this post
no problemo avogado-kun, the tool with which one posts deserves recognition + arigato ilu
my're neck doesn't turn that far

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happy easter munch! and thanks for the tribune
cloppy and child painting could go in galleree.
is beary pink adventure the tagline of upcoming Nice World 3??

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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thanks for all your hard work

thanksu user-kun for all you're nice work + beary pink adventure is unaffiliated with the nice world series, and any information about nice world 2 sequels or prequels is strictly confidentilal
no problemo my dude

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If your name isn't "munch" your thread isn't worth reading. Everyone knows the name "munch" stands for outstanding threadcrafting quality. Please refrain from shitting up my board with your non-munch badposting.

Sincerely, munch

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paper read i good

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Duba-dubs of consistency.

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(Trips)
I wish you were Mari Makinami Illustrious™ saying this it would be really hot and nice and I'd ask you to marry (mari) me
:^) good i read

it's so nice to be involuntarily posed side by side together in various nature locations with mi imouto

Sweet facials

ehehe...

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thanks for the mail mailboy

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>moonch moonch croonch croonch

cronch the moonch

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siamese goes for the gweilo xiào sǐ wǒ le
excuse me, but who (:T) are you quoting?

youtu.be/2PeIitNGS5g

being munch is suffering holy lol

time for a munch, munch >:)

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time for a munch, crunch, crunch

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this is so blissful

buttmunch >:)

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yall really be eatin butts this early~

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toasty buns~

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kek

time quints and post dubs!
yet another great issue of the topkek tribune! ! ! ! ! !

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

joj
arigato for checkie, being time quints is bliss

ytp cursed

jourlelism

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now this is a nice read at 5 AM

it was nice to read this reply at 2 PM

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kawaii smoli

uuuuu

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:konata:

y-you too highest quality™ m-miss

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rip me of course I messed it up this time, fixed

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how are you *this* lesbian