Introducing

don't talk shit about me, i birthed these very threads you shitmeiseter

i believe in gaymank rights

this u?

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the birth of baby mank!

monkey fellow's crusty face needs a deep scrubbing

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fuck, manks's shitting out bloody mank's

i know monkey man personally and he would never use words with german etymology

you thought wrong faggot

Yeah well guess what, it's burrito night and I'm living large. Enjoy having a sad dinner of untoasted bagels and schmear.

if you don't post in that mank thread you're basically a big fuckin chump that's all there is to say about that shit

burrito "NIGHT" .............
who calls it FOOD ITEM NIGHT
if its not some sorta ,. ,., ,. fuckin ,. .,. , CHAPERONE settin it up for ya
some sorta STAFF
put it on the fuckin flyer
creepy insane asylum vibert get it away from me

ape anus secretion sniffer type vibert

Bagels can and will be a delicious dinnertime snack, and you can't deny that, nor can you ex.. plurtle that bap turtle.

ah'hah'hanother fantastic ball buster valet vibert from tony & cru tunite, bro heems . . .
'bitter blacc woman was first outta the bucket, did everything wrong, garbageass antiwhite set, white guy comes up next . . nails it... and mh'hah'hany funy joke about the bitter blac ladys wacked out mentality for a number of minutes afterwarrt, by my side, 'ntire time : ] highly recomend bro heems. if you're bout the waiki vibert, that is... ~siggy

soimtimes i jus...
observing myself
on these daily-task speedruns
sometimes i just stop & think . . .
im gna burn out so freaking hard from that
and look back at how quickly i used to do things all those years
& for wot ? ? ? . . .
for wot . . . . . . . . .~wndHowl
... why the rush mate ? . . . sow and steady wins the reas thats what i always say :)
or wot im going to be saying when i BURN OUT
i hop , skip , jumped up a set of stairs in a backyard at a family thing
and a older fella in family sez "h'hoh... wish i could still do that...!"
& it really ... shifted my vibert
opened up doors to new paradigms
its cliche but when it's said to you, for doing something that seems effortlesss now . . .
it really . . .
wakes ya up . . .
if you're a conscientious young fella like me . . . . at lkeast
money
monkey man
moenYK M MONEY MAN
uve had some trouble ?? ascending staircases, yes?
speak to this vibert?
how'd the diagnosis change u ?
how did it shift ur paradigm???
(not being nasty thats just where the shitpile went [naturally, meaning])

youtube.com/watch?v=zVWcptE6UAI
'resta moi loioioioioiofe with this perfect ass vibert! ~schwiiing

like i get it he's annoying but you gotta move on with your life

i'm the original monkey man and i approve of anti-souples posting

no one cares what your fat hamhock ass has to say go back to ruining your family's life with your inability to contribute anything to society

you dare hate on the original monkey maker man?

he's fat, he's dumb, he always ruins everyone's life by being a terrible person, he should probably climb a ladder up to the roof and jump off but don't hit that tree, miss that tree, so you hit the ground, and you die, because your life was worthless, you never did anything, get out of here

Moneky man got out of jail, he is turning his life around, him and his roommate can almost afford a new tv.

not a good tv though

The guy making these, there is something wrong with you. We all know it, you know it too. You are just wrong in the head, so whatever you think is happening, it doesnt matter. You are wrong in the head, and you are not happy, and its a shame you have to exist in this way but its your problem. Penismank posting will not make anything better.

Penismank posting will make everything better.

vibert shift situation

Break your legs like Tonya Harding

bakes your eggs like Sonya sharting

slapping your shins with a steel pipe

youre a manchild bro

(manchild comment is not related to penismank in any way)

(penismank is a pretty great meme if u ask me)

>calling cockfiend soda penismank
do you even mankgo?

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can you make a chart so that i can more easily understand the intricacies of the different monkey/penis paradigms

donger dilemma

This is penismank

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this is soda getting ready to succ
please take notes

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how did his asshole get like that?
please tell me
i need to know why his asshole is like a long slit

i know you fags know the secret of long assholes and you just aren't telling me to be mean

take oblong shits

I think that happens after the long gaped out asshole that hangs like a slit
Please reveal to me it's secrets

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monkey mane......
remember this epicness monkeymane.....
he had such a sense of coloure...
depthe . .
knew just wot set o swotches to suite a desik toppe..
the master..
all time........
'resta my loife...

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im also a fan of Gremo Imihara's illustrations

little known fact that is a photo of a popular makgoer with poop coming out of his butt
oh what a funny thread that was
sparples photography is just amazing

demented dirtbag. near-literal sack of inverted dog rectums. 1mil:1 scale model of a rotting raisin. pepperoni pizza planet orbited by bottles of overpriced water and rat droppings. catshit-for-sweat trail-mix-for-brains third-world unhygienic schmuck. pile of dishes in the goddamn sink til someone else comes around to wipe up after his crusty fly-larvae hotbed of a shit-clincher as ass cancer slowly metastasizes in his bowels. pus-for-cum slovenly shithead. pimpledick. perfectly happy to live in a pigsty because a fuckin housekeeping chaperone is never out of reach for his blood-clot sausage arms, all his body's joints hidden under lard-folds and collapsing under their own weight. hate you, moinkey mane.............. FUCK u monkey mamne............. (jk monkey nmane :) i could never delete u monkey ane ;)

and that's how they fell in love...

souples cock in monkey mane mouth

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE

feel it on my finger tips
hear it on my window pane
your love's coming down like

lick a window

this is lily's thread

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Friggin' Lily.

no one cares

Everyone cares. Why would you say such a thing? Are you sure you're even operating with a sound mind?

praise be

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