Good morning. Please talk to me. Please?
Good morning. Please talk to me. Please?
Easton Gray
Robert Carter
good morning
Hunter Evans
Good morning to you, too. Nice that you settled on namefigging.
Jaxon Ward
No thnx
David Phillips
Damn. Please? But it's okay if you don't, no pressure.
Colton Martinez
Lets see how ist goes.
I'm really bad at holding conversations. Have you had breakfast today?
Jack Wright
Well, I guess if you're going to be that way, I have no choice dude.
Joshua Hernandez
It'll go okay. It doesn't really matter.
>I'm really bad at holding conversations. Have you had breakfast today?
Yeah, I am, too, but that's okay. I'm having breakfast right now, actually. Nesquik, usually what I have in the mornings. Couldn't get myself to try to cook an egg again. Then I'm gonna get some tea. What about you?
Alexander Fisher
Oh, well, I said that, but I don't really know what to talk about. I like Alice, though.
Luke Butler
Did you remember to flush the toilet? Did you put the seat back down?
>I like Alice, though
Bullshit
Levi Moore
Kiska? Ti kisa?
Jordan Hughes
I never eat anything in the morning.
Just a cup of coffee and a cigarette. Am at work right now but we don't really have much to do so I write all the time on s4s
Eggs can bei tricky but if you have done something often enough you will eventually get good at it
Aaron Garcia
>Did you remember to flush the toilet? Did you put the seat back down?
I did, of course. I'm really bad at aiming my piss, something happens and makes it spread around a little bit every single time, so I feel bad and have to wipe it with a wet wipe.
>Bullshit
Oh, no, I do. I had a pretty bad Touhou phase, she wasn't my favorite, but I still have a soft-spot for short haired blondes, I don't know why.
I tried translating it, but I can't figure it out, sorry.
>I never eat anything in the morning.
Yeah, usually me neither, I only manage to get myself up for school at the very last minute, so I don't have time for any breakfast. It's just that this week is all break, so I get to do cool stuff like have breakfast and dream.
>Just a cup of coffee and a cigarette.
Hate coffee. I don't understand cigarettes. I tried it twice in my life, and I never felt anything from it, it just left a bad taste in my mouth, why do you smoke them?
>Am at work right now but we don't really have much to do so I write all the time on s4s
Oh, well, that's nice, at least you're getting paid to do it.
>Eggs can bei tricky but if you have done something often enough you will eventually get good at it
Right. I messed it up at the cracking the egg part yesterday, then my parents woke up so I couldn't keep trying.
Alexander Nguyen
I'm gonna kill this board so no one has to sufficate talking to you
David Perez
looking_at_wiener
Oh, and, damn.
Julian Carter
I'm going to try cooking some eggs. If I can do it (maybe I can't) you can too.
Julian Myers
I do not advise anyone to smoke. I started at some point and then became addicted
Ethan Thomas
Cry about it. This is the only attention you're gonna get from anyone in life
Angel Collins
Then good luck. What's stopping you from doing it on your part? Mine's laziness, fear, and sheer incompetence. Done it before?
Damn, that's a shame. Yeah, my mom is almost dead but she's still smoking packs everyday and coughing her lungs out, it's sad to see, I'd never get into that stuff myself. Just stole a couple from her before and tried it out. It didn't do anything for me, but I think I'm exactly the kind of person to get addicted stuff if it just makes me feel nice one time. I mean, I'm already imageboard addicted.
I mean, sorry, but yeah, and I guess that's okay.
Matthew Nelson
>I guess that's okay.
Well, not really. But whatever.
Mason Hughes
I don't like looking up recipies. I've only made hardboiled eggs. Really fucked up everything else. I'm not bad at cooking or baking if I follow a recipe, but I haven't done that since I was in school.
Anyway, they look OK. I'll let you know if they make me sick or taste like ass. I can post a pic and tell ya how I cooked em too if you want.
Cooper Smith
can I wear your magical outfittu madoka-chan
Ian Hall
>I don't like looking up recipies.
Yeah, same. I can always look up a YouTube video and follow it step by step, but I just find it more fun by myself, with the help of someone directly or something, I don't know.
>I've only made hardboiled eggs. Really fucked up everything else.
Hard boiled is my favorite, but I'm scared of boiling water so I can't do it. The first time I tried, I messed it up right enough and accidentally got a piece of omelette out of it, so I deemed it a success. Too bad I failed to crack the egg the second attempt and couldn't get any farther. I'm so lazy that my next attempt is gonna be probably another month apart.
>I'm not bad at cooking or baking if I follow a recipe, but I haven't done that since I was in school.
Yeah, maybe you should just follow them and make the stuff you wanna easier? Even if it's a bit soulless.
>Anyway, they look OK. I'll let you know if they make me sick or taste like ass. I can post a pic and tell ya how I cooked em too if you want.
That's good, nice job, enjoy it, I'm sure it'll be okay, they're still eggs after all no matter how you cooked them, just have something alongside them. And no need to bother yourself with pictures, it's okay, but yeah, I'd like tips.
No?
Jordan Nguyen
I added too much water and they kind of taste like blood...
Evan Cruz
Go away
Brandon Phillips
Woah. I don't even know how blood tastes. That's weird though. Maybe try just eating the yellow? I guess it won't be filling at all, but yeah, the yellow always tastes nice.
Sorry. I really can't.
Owen Lewis
I don't like the yolk much. These were really bad too. Like earwax. Some shitty ass eggs. My own fault, I assure you.
Anyway, I melted butter in the pan, threw a couple eggs in there, waited for the bottoms to turn white, poured a bit of water in there to cook the tops with steam. Voila, eggs.
Just use a very small amount of water or you'll get waterlogged eggs.
Benjamin Edwards
>I don't like the yolk much. These were really bad too. Like earwax. Some shitty ass eggs. My own fault, I assure you.
Damn, that's a shame, but it's okay, at least you made something, that's good, and you can only get better.
>Anyway, I melted butter in the pan, threw a couple eggs in there, waited for the bottoms to turn white, poured a bit of water in there to cook the tops with steam. Voila, eggs.
Yeah, I keep getting told to use butter, but we don't have any in the house, lol. We have sunflower oil, that's what I used last time.
>Just use a very small amount of water or you'll get waterlogged eggs.
But, that. I've never heard of pouring water in it. Maybe that's where you're going wrong? I do have a hunch myself that, that wouldn't make it taste very good. I think you should give it a try without water, the next time. I thought you were making hard boiled ones when you mentioned water, so yeah, I had no idea that's a thing.
Isaac Sullivan
No, sunny side up eggs. The water cooks the top if you're a clumsy retard like myself. You have to cover the pan though.
You can substitute butter with anything that keeps the eggs from sticking I think. Might not taste the same though.
Josiah Ramirez
>No, sunny side up eggs. The water cooks the top if you're a clumsy retard like myself. You have to cover the pan though.
Ah. Sounds too complicated for me to try. Have you ever tried scrambled? I've heard it's good. Maybe you'd like that more, it could just be that you don't like sunny side up no matter how well it's done or anything, no need to force yourself to make it that way.
>You can substitute butter with anything that keeps the eggs from sticking I think. Might not taste the same though.
Yeah, I guess sunflower oil is fine. It worked alright on my first attempt, so I'll just keep going with it. I messed up cracking the egg and the yolk got gored up, so I had to resort to try making hem scrambled, I mixed it and everything, but when I poured it into the pan I realized I didn't have a spatula, I didn't even know what a spatula was at the time until somebody told me, and there wasn't really anything for me to substitute it with, so I just cooked it anyway and a little piece of omelette happened to form because I think I didn't mix it enough. A lot of it went to waste in the pan, but I did get something out of it. Have any trouble cleaning the pan and everything afterwards, yourself? I thought it'd be a big problem, but it turned out to be the easiest part.
Kevin Clark
Are you a prostitute?
Angel Rivera
wearing madoka's heels because I am practising walking like a girl
Jaxson Young
Scrambled eggs are boring.
It's almost sunrise. Good night Madokanon. Don't leave [s4s] because I don't want you going to my favorite boards.
Hunter Wilson
No. What gives you the idea?
Uh, where'd you get the heels?
Oh. Okay. Then good night, and sweet dreams. And well, I don't know what to say to the last part, but sorry. And I don't think I will anyway, so, alright.
Cameron Campbell
The prostitutes tend to be really horrible people so I just assumed based on the way you talk
Carson Jones
Oh. Sorry. Do you have experience with them? How'd it go? I wouldn't give my money to those kind of people.
Logan Murphy
oh I got the heels straight from your feet. you probably didn't notice that you're barefoot until now
(i took the socks too, it helps make the heels more comfortable)
Matthew Reed
I pay prostitutes to have sex with them
Logan Allen
I'm keeping tabs on you.
Evan Carter
You're wrong. I still have my socks on. And my legs have been under the table the whole time so there's no way you could grab anything without me noticing.
Oh. Well. It's okay. I've only posted a couple times outside of here since I came. Good night, again.
Chase Cruz
okay I lied about the socks, I took them from your drawer
they're very silky on my feet and the heels are awesome
Samuel Garcia
yes pink anime girl guy, i enjoy your presence
Brandon Robinson
Then, can I have the heels back? I might go outside in a bit, I need them.
Oh, that's nice to hear, thanks. Although I don't know what to talk about, again.
Juan Martinez
okay I'll give them back when you need to go outside
I'm kinda happy wearing them now because they're so cute and stylish
Thomas Clark
egg master here
The yolk is the best part
the albumen (egg white) is the worst part
That's why it looks like jizz
Angel Ramirez
...
I need them now, then.
Oh, hello again, thanks for the guide yesterday. And yeah, I hate the jizz part, it just sucks, I have to force myself to eat it when I have eggs. If I only eat the yolk, it won't be filling at all, so, yeah. And as a kid, with hard boiled ones I didn't even bother, I just ate the yellow and that was my breakfast.
..maybe that's why I didn't grow much.
God, all this egg talk makes me wanna ask my mom for some, but I think I'll get something from outside soon.
Daniel Lee
Okay I give you the heels now.
I like wearing them so I'll wear them when you coem back
Dominic Gray
Get out of my house?
Nicholas Ward
That's not a question.
Lincoln Taylor
It was before.
Kevin Roberts
You only use a question mark for when you ask questions.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Then, get out of my house. With an exclamation mark.
Mason Torres
I'm sorry, that was mean, come back?
Carter Perry
Let down and hanging around
Crushed like a bug in the ground
Justin Evans
I didn't mean it.
I'm too dumb to really get it, but I guess I know the feel.
Chase Jackson
O-oh it's nothing I am fine.
Jaxon Allen
Ah, damn. Well, I hope you really are, best of luck.
Zachary Peterson
Pleaseeeeee talk to me. Please.
Daniel Garcia
Oh. I got bumplocked again. Nevermind, then.
Adam Wilson
it snowed here yesterday
Xavier Bennett
That's nice, hope you enjoyed it, wish it did here, too, if it snowed hard enough school would go on break for longer.