Good morning. Anybody wanna help me cook an egg, step by step? I've tried once in my life, but I still don't feel confident enough to do it by myself. I'll post pictures.
Good morning. Anybody wanna help me cook an egg, step by step? I've tried once in my life...
James Mitchell
Thomas Davis
what kind of egg? scrambled? dippie egg? hard-boled?
Tyler Russell
Well. I don't really know. I just wanna make an egg. Any. The easiest?
Eli Rodriguez
madoka balls so hot you could fry an egg on em
Henry Taylor
hard boiled is easiest
just drop the egg on hot water and wait
Tyler Reyes
Michael Cox
it's probably dangerous to treat the internet like a parent
Bentley Martin
Yeah, hard boiled is my favorite, but I'm scared of that because it involves boiling water.
I know, but, my parents don't help me with this.
Anyway, this is what I have, managed to pull myself out of bed. What now? Cracking them into a bowl?
Hudson Adams
have you tried homura ball?
Chase Cruz
i like to crack them into a bowl and add a bit of milk while i let the pan heat up
Logan Jackson
crack crack crack the egg into the bowl
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Matthew Johnson
M-I-X the crack into into the bowl bowl.
David Stewart
Uh, no.
Oh, well, what's the safest way to crack them? I messed it up last time. And well, I don't know if I wanna try anything fancy like adding milk.
Juan Rivera
set pan to low, put 1/2- 1 tbsp of butter on and move the pan around like in cooking mama so you cover it. then hold egg almost lieky ouare gonna throw pokeball. crack onto paper towel not too soft but not too fast, if you do it right it should make a really cool looking crater. then use both thumbs to push the crater in just a little bit and then you should start to feel how the egg will split in two. dump egg white and yolk onto pan, let sit and do not flip until its no longer transparent (but dont wait too long so they dont burn). usually about 2 minutes should be good before you flip. use a sillicone spatula, because a metal one will break the egg, and a plastic one will burn from the hot pan and not be flat anymore, and wont be able to get beneath egg. if eggs are ready to flip but are stuck to pan, add a tiny splash of water to the sides and youll start to see it wiggling and jiggling. give it a few seconds then you can flip!
Noah Anderson
I can't follow instructions like that. I already feel a little sick.
Lucas Wright
>what's the safest way to crack them? I messed it up last time
U rappin' AWFUL !
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Evan Martinez
1. put eggs into water
2. boil water
3. wait about 20 mins
it's actually impossible to fuck this up
Jonathan White
Yeah, I'm awful, but, please help me? Someone told me to drop them from a height, but I don't know if that'll work with a bowl, and I don't wanna mess up the yolk or anything this time.
It already took me a lot to even try operating the stove, and I'm nervous of it again, now. I really don't wanna do boiling water.
Jackson Jones
mmm boiled eg is good wif some mayo~
Easton Bennett
>It already took me a lot to even try operating the stove
knob turning isnt hard little onliner
Robert Roberts
fun trick if you crack egg and little shell bits get in egg, use the actuall shell to scoop them up. using a spoon is extremely difficult to get them out but for some reason the egg shell is like a magnet to the little bits
Carson Perez
There's a non negligible chance madokanon will try to eat them with the shell still on
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Thomas Long
extra proteen n salmonella resistance!
Justin Turner
Madoka heeeeels
Jose Thompson
Yeah, but I thought it'd burn down my house if I tried and messed it up.
I'll keep in mind. I still haven't cracked them. And my dad came and saw I'm trying to cook an egg so I'm really really embarrassed and might even stop. But I'll go on if I'm just told how to crack an egg safely.
Lol, maybe.
Aaron Diaz
I wish you were cooking eggs with me while stomping your bare feet obnoxiously all over the kitchen floor
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Jose Walker
underage b&
Kayden Wilson
there is absolutely no way to mess it up you are just trying to find a reason to not do it
Camden Powell
i want you to show me how to make n omolette i only know how to make a sunny side up egg and the flip is hard because the uncooked side drips out of the omolette...~i'm only a level higher in egg skil
Anthony Rodriguez
No. I'm 18.
And my dad is in the kitchen so I can't go right now. Have to wait for him to eat breakfast, I think.
I seriously am scared of that. If I could do with boiling water, I'd make fries or something, not eggs.
Jeremiah Kelly
sex now.
Ethan Sullivan
Seriously, can you guys not tell me how to crack the egg properly?
Tyler Jackson
>boiled water fries
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Juan Collins
u can crack and egg using another egg
James Howard
That's not how they're made?
I did that last time. It messed it up.
Blake Price
how else are you supposed to make mashed potatose
Henry Morris
Thanks a lot.
Ethan Turner
HAHA FUCKING IDIOT
John Garcia
I did what said. I just can't hit them with even power on both hands. So one just smashed the other. It was surprisingly easy to clean up, so, I wanna try again, just tell me how I'm supposed to do it.
Evan Martinez
this is nice oc
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Isaiah Perry
i like giving the egg a good tap (like, a 5-6 on a 1-10 scale if 10 is smashing it into your counter) against a corner, like the corner of your counter or the corner of a bowl. sometimes i have to give it two taps if i go too soft the first time, or if it cracks funny.
once the egg is a little cracked you should be able to push your thumbs gently into the cracked area and softly pull it apart. do this carefully over the bowl so the egg will go inside. sorry if this is too wordy, madokanon, but i'm really cheering for you!
Levi Jackson
Ah, fuck it, nobody wants to help. I'm done. Had Nesquik instead. Just back in bed now, so, please talk to me?
Thanks, I guess. Would've been better if I could make the egg.
Oh, hello, damn, thank you. I'm going to try again tomorrow for your sake. My dad woke up my mom so I can't keep trying now.
Eli Young
i'm glad youre going to try tomorrow. even if you cant try tomorrow, just try again sometime when you feel right. that means a lot to me.
i like nesquik, too. my nutritionist told me chocolate milk is a good compromise when youre struggling to prepare food. plus i like chocolate milk. what else are you up to tonight?
Evan Morales
tap homuras balls 6 times on each side to unlock her power
Evan Barnes
Ah, well, that's really nice to hear, I can't not try again now. Wish you were here sooner, probably could've gotten it done, lol.
And yeah, I do like Nesquik, the chocolate milk after the cereal is my favorite part, but it's just that I don't think it's healthy how much I depend on it. Like, I've probably ate more Nesquik than anything else my whole life. Yeah, can't be good. I keep telling myself lately that I'll switch to oatmeal, but I just can't get myself to, I doubt I'll ever bother.
And well, that was the only plan I had for the whole week, trying to make an egg. But I may go outside today, thank you for asking, I hope you're doing well.
Lol.
Juan Brown
ill be honest this thread isnt funny or intriguing its just deeply concerning.
Lucas Watson
I fucked up hardboiled eggs once.
Hunter Gutierrez
if you want to try again tomorrow i'll aim to be around again to help, if that isn't too forward. it took me years to feel okay using my oven even though i know how it works, mechanically. still super afraid of setting everything on fire in a new way that nobody's ever suffered through before, lol. so it means a lot to be able to help you with your eggventure.
Noah Lopez
madoka don't stick your penis in the oven!
Xavier Martinez
Oh. I mean, I don't know. I'm just really bad at cooking. That can't be that bad.
Those are a luxury eat for me whenever my mom makes them, sandwiched and everything. Always burns my tongue when I drink tea alongside it, but that's a part of it now.
Thanks you, and you don't need to force yourself, if you just happen to be awake and have time, you can help. And I'm glad I can relate, lol, I know it's really dumb but I'm just scared of something going terribly wrong somehow, I feel so safe not doing anything. And thanks again, it's pretty kind how much you wanna help me with it.
Hudson Thomas
what's magica madoka? how many seasons
Samuel Brown
no problem, i'll try to keep an eye out tomorrow. how do you plan to cook your egg, and do you want to season it? i like that eggs don't need much of anything to taste good, i usually just do a little bit of soy sauce and sometimes a hot sauce at the end,
Liam Stewart
It's an anime. And 1? With a movie on top. Original one, anyway. I'm not counting the spin-off, though.
Thanks, and again, please don't force yourself. And I don't know, I just wanted to make the easiest one, for me. I also don't add much to eggs, just salt and sprinkling red pepper flakes on top. Just having tea with it makes it good for me. But, well, wow, after all the egg talk I just realize how long it's been since I've had one. Been having honey a lot for breakfast lately, so I forgot all about it. By the way, just for fun, how'd it go the first time you tried, lol?
Jeremiah Allen
there's a magica madoka hentai if you didn't know
Adrian Anderson
my first eggventure was hardboiled eggs but they ended up a little soft. totally edible just not the texture i wanted and i couldn’t eat them because of that. i felt pretty dumb about it but i didnt burn anything and that made me want to try again. usually now i make simple scrambles, or i fry them sunny side up once in a while if i get a craving for crispy.
what kind of tea do you like?
Connor Adams
I know. I actually never fapped to doujin of it.
Ah, that's nice, good for your first try I think, that's pretty cool, that you can make them now without worry. I do also feel dumb whenever I try to make anything, but I still find it fun and try to enjoy whatever it is, long as it's edible. I think I've never had scrambles, ever. So I have an itch to try them out.
And for the tea I like, uh, well, I can't say it without telling where I live, and I'm so shy to do it even if it's already known and doesn't matter, but, ah well, it's called Turkish tea, it's my favorite drink, over water, maybe tied with strawberry milk, it goes alongside pretty much any meal.
Henry Thompson
yeah, the episode with homura making madoka deepthroat her "wand" was pretty hot
Elijah Long
that’s okay, madokanon. regional foods and drink are always super cool, so i don’t mind that you can’t be too specific i’m just happy that you have something you can enjoy. scrambles are good, my simplest are just egg with a little bit of cheese and seasoning. i’m glad that you have a good motivation to try things, i agree with you that it’s fun to try and learn even if it’s intimidating.
Joseph Lewis
Oh, well, I wouldn't know.
Thank you, you're too kind, that's all very nice to hear, lol. I heard that you need a spatula to make scrambled eggs, is that true, no substitute for or? We don't have one in the house, so, yeah. I don't have much to add to it anyway, because there's not really anything in the house, but oh well, eggs with bread and tea is just good enough for me, still. And yeah, it is fun, but oh well, I just can't seem to commit myself to getting better at stuff, even while being interested or having fun the first or couple times around. I don't know if I'm scared, or lazy, or depressed, or just all. But I guess it's okay. Thanks again, sorry I don't have much to talk about, just tired still, I guess.
Aaron Gomez
Normally I filter your threads but having seen this I have to genuinely say to you: it is not healthy to sit here for hours on end. You cannot be a healthy person mentally.
I've never seen such prolonged blogging. It is disgusting tbh.
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Matthew Brown
Anyway I used to say get a life and fuck off and stop using our board for your little playground but at this point I'll just laugh at you.
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Jordan Howard
Ah, it's okay, I understand, I try to contain myself in a thread so anyone who wants to can hide me, although it's still annoying and clogs up the board, I guess, sorry. I'm just imageboard addicted. I might have mental issues. I don't know.
Anthony Williams
that’s okay, thanks for sharing what’s on your mind even if it isn’t much. it’s still a part of you, after all. i don’t think you need a spatula to scramble eggs (sometimes i use wooden chopsticks), but you’ll lose more in the pan if you don’t have a spatula to get them out in their entirety. the biggest issue with that isn’t food waste, though, but cleaning it after. just don’t let your pans sit too long, and work as much residue out while it’s still warm if you can. otherwise use hot soapy water. sorry for talking about dishwashing, lol. anyway, thanks for persevering in life.
Nathan Harris
Thanks again. And yet again for chatting, yourself. And fair enough, I know about how much of it just goes to waste also, I actually had to clean a pan once. I was very scared of my parents seeing the mess on it, so, it was a worry, but it actually turned out to be very easy, I had no problems. Just used a sponge and some thing that helps with dishwashing, you squeeze it out, I forgot the name, lol. I think it just gets bad if you let it sit too long, yeah. And no worries, talk about anything, I don't mind at all, thank you.
Xavier Martin
>dont use the playground board as your playground
leave, retard