Good morning. Please talk to me? The first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is post

Good morning. Please talk to me? The first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is post.

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good morning madoka~ it's early in the morning for me rite now if it's sunny up for you then i want you to have a really really good day full of self care and happiness no matter any wether~

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r u really a cia angent?

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Oh, hey, hope you either had a nice sleep or a nice day throughout since I last saw you, and yeah, it's sunny, except the whole sky is clouds, pretty cool weather. All the same to you, also.
I wish. They post on various imageboards all day, and they're paid for it.

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meguka gurl :POGGERS:

everyone is dumdum now get back to the office before noon today alrite?~

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it was fun pulling an all nighter on Yea Forums~ still gotto slep~

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Oh, and the agency issued drugs.

dexedrine is based~

Oh, does sound fun, did that here a couple days back. I think the longest I've went straight posting was 17 hours? Maybe give a bit.

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what color is she?

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black like a nigger

Uh, the default theme background color, I think, for me. Hope that's right. It's transparent, right?

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WTF YUO GUYS DONT USE FUTABA??

sorry i run linux

>using something called FUTAba

I like my Winrar XD os
twice gentials x2 fun

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Well, I do now. I didn't bother with the other themes here because they kept changing the captcha color and making it even worse. Oh, and, you made me get up on my PC to make sure I'm talking about the right thing, so, thanks, I guess.

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What have you done so far since you woke up, Madokafriend?

Uh, well. I woke up, and grabbed my phone, checked my old thread, then made this thread, then I got up, took a dirty plate to the kitchen and turned on the kettle, I should go back for it now, turned on my PC, opened up IRC, checked some other board, refreshed the catalog here a few times, waited for a reply, and now I'm writing this post. I might have birthday cake for breakfast.

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That's a nice morning. Enjoy your tea and cake.

Ah, well, yeah, I was planning on having tea, but turns out there was no tea in the kettle. And I was gonna get cake, but I looked at it in the fridge for a little bit and some thoughts went through my mind, so I figured I should just have Nesquik instead. Thanks, though.

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Then enjoy your nesquik.

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Yeah, thank you, I did. Until I finished it and realized the milk was a bit spoiled. I hope I don't die.

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Please please please please PLEASE please please please talk to me.

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Can you not find one thing to do for just a little bit other than imageboards? Masturbate?

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hey madokaposter

Not really. I haven't masturbated in over a week now, simply because I don't have the energy. I don't really wanna do anything. Even if there's something I wanna do, I don't feel like bothering with it.
I mean, not really, but, I guess it's fun to act frustrated.
Hey to you, too, good luck with your day.

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You're just pretending? Yeah right, you probably pooped em with that little tantrum little babby back bitch. I can smell itr

Maybe. There's not much for us to get angry at in real life. What are we gonna do but pretend on the internet?

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get angry and bully homosexuals on the internet

Googoogaga to you too pantshitter ragemokey

I haven't even insulted anyone on the internet in a long time now. Though I had a bit of a breakdown yesterday and talked shit to my parents a lot. That's okay.
Yeah. I miss getting mad at video games and hitting my computer. I wanna get mad like before.

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youtube.com/watch?v=OIqUka8BOS8

The first thing I do is masturbate to my little queen

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how do you feel about gay people?

I've never thought they were cute when watching animals on the internet, but in real life I can't hold myself from adoring every single little movement they make. Same thing with gore, on the internet I can look at anything, but in real life I can't even look at a fly after killing it because it grosses me out.
That's nice. When I was little, I always refrained from masturbating to whatever waifu I had at the time, because I guess I wanted to keep it pure or something? Doesn't even make sense. Now I don't really care. Though I still don't keep any lewd pictures saved because that feels dirty, still.
Uh, well, I don't wanna be mean in any way, so I feel like any answer I give will be wrong. But lately I talk with anyone, whether they're gay or whatever, I don't really care, I just appreciate any conversation.

Forgot avatar.

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you down bottom

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Oh, well, I don't think I could be anything other than bottom, I'm like 45kg.

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I fapped to koneko since I’m 16, since then she was always my favorite even if I sometimes masturbate to other girls

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Lol, that's pretty cool, keep staying loyal, that's good. I went through so many girls when I was little, I had a new favorite like every week or something. Good thing I finally settled. But I still don't fap to her much, nor have sexual thoughts, I like simpler things more, puts my mind at peace.

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PLEASE talk to me.

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instance of aspect achivement suggestion of corerction shitting up borad terrible ltoititer

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Uh, well, I think that's an insult? So, sorry.

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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

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hihihihihihihihihihihi i haven't slept and took my speedy funny meds and a lone redbull i found in the bac of the fridge so i might crash mid day~ no more funny flower bud to smonk i have to wait until midnight tonight~ how is the morning going modoka~

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madoka penis. that's the post.

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>i haven't slept and took my speedy funny meds and a lone redbull i found in the bac of the fridge so i might crash mid day
Oh. I hope you're okay. It's okay to have some fun on the weekend, but you should get the rest that you need, you know, stay safe, it's Monday tomorrow, as much as I hate to remind.
>no more funny flower bud to smonk i have to wait until midnight tonight
Ah, I guess you've already made plans. Have fun, then. I wish I could smoke weed.
>how is the morning going modoka
It's been okay. Haven't done much other than check this place. I did eat some birthday cake, though. This is fine, too.
I mean, I'll take it.

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fat madoka balls on homura's face. that's the other post.

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I'll take that too.

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stop crying you asked for it

They're tears of joy.

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tears of blew madoka

>I wish. They post on various imageboards all day, and they're paid for it.
How do you know?

That'd be pretty weird. Who cries from a blowjob?

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me when i

I mean, well, that's what I've been led to believe, since they're called out all the time.
Ah, well, I mean, okay.

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madoka perimeters 13 inches by 2 inches

>I mean, well, that's what I've been led to believe, since they're called out all the time.
I can't say for certain, but I would bet some money more intelligence agents have thrown out accusations of someone else being an intelligence agent than there have been accurate callouts of actual intelligence agents.

Meaning: it's intelligence agents who are leading you to believe this. The people calling people shills are essentially always wrong, and the actual shills are rarely ever identified.

In reality, there are probably fewer than 5 total posts per month from all of US intelligence personnel across the whole site. There may be a few countries where they actually have a decent number of them, but definitely not anywhere you could work.

Also, they're typically not paid to post (the ones who do make literally like 1 cent per hour; not 1 dollar but 1 cent), exactly. Most of the ones who actually work for intelligence probably aren't making many or any posts and probably just monitor and assess sentiment. The ones who make the posts are typically very low-level grunts following simple instructions.

Lol, I was joking about there, it's just a thing that gets thrown around for fun. But yeah, they do monitor this site, obviously. If you're paranoid about OPSEC, it's better to avoid this site completely. It'd be pretty cool if they posted more, though. There should be a fed avatarfag.

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What are your political views, madokanon?