Hello. I'm new. Just figured out how to post here. Please talk to me. About anything. Please?
Hello. I'm new. Just figured out how to post here. Please talk to me. About anything. Please?
ok i have a question, why is discord not enough for you
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Uh, well, I'm just imageboard addicted. And I think, I'm just too much of an attention whore, you know? Even though I'm so lonely. You can't stand out in a chatroom like you can in a imageboard, I guess, that's probably just it. I just can't leave imageboards. And, hi, do you know me from somewhere before?
die
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Oh. Well, I'm too scared to do anything like that, sorry.
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Hi, nta but I called you boring yesterday. Sorry. Glad to see you here madoka avposter
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Oh, hey, it's okay, if you're who I think you are, I enjoyed that little talk anyway, thank you. And it's still true, lol. Hope you're doing alright too, nice to see anyone familiar also.
Hello madokanon. What are you doing now?
Well, I mean, posting here. It feels nice. Oh, and I guess listening to some music on repeat. I couldn't go outside to an internet cafe because I ended up being too lazy, and it's too late now. Haven't had the energy to get off from my PC since I sat down today, even had to ask my sister to bring me a cup of water instead of just getting up and having some. Oh, and, I had to eat strawberry and vanilla ice cream because turns out there's no more chocolate and vanilla, I guess it was still okay.
i'm the user told you about dns i'm glad it works now, please don't come back to jp
Uh, okay, I'll just post on my thread until it gets 404d, I guess, then never come back, thank you, I hope you're feeling happier now. Although, I mean, I filled the conditions you had for me to come back, but, still, thanks.
le not pink gril
You should come back after your thread 404's and make another one. You wouldnt be the worst blogposter here, being able to put two coherent sentences together puts you in the higher tier of resident blogposters actually
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
He was talking abut the thread on /jp/
Get a cat please
Ah, well, I'll most likely just post here now, I was talking about /jp/. I'm actively breaking the rules there anyway, since I don't have much to talk about Touhou or VTubers, it's probably just better here. Good thing I came in the first place though, so I could get helped out.
Well, I don't live alone, and my parents would never approve. Even if I did live alone, I wouldn't wanna get any pet because, I wouldn't be able to take care of them, I mean I can't even take care of myself, much less a pet, it'd just be cruel. We have a parakeet in the house, but it's my little sister who takes care of it, they're still cute.
Post your music!
I'm just a generic "look I listen to obscure music" person. But, I've been listening to Bladee lately, because a friend recommended me him, I knew about him before but stayed away cause I just didn't like the kind of people that orbited around it, and the whole SoundCloud scene, but I've been listening to Romeo from him on repeat for a good part of the day, it's gentle on the ears, I don't feel like my ears have the energy to listen to anything that's too hardcore, even though I like that kind of music. There's probably a lot of stuff that I'd like a lot, that I stop myself from getting into just because of other people. Probably should stop that, but, I've autism.
Please talk to me.
are u skinny irl?
Ah, yeah, pretty skinny, I'm 45kg. I don't think my health is well, at all, I really should go to a doctor and do a check-up but I'm too scared, and too shy. I just feel tired, pretty much all the time. Oh well, hope nothing is wrong.
Give us something to talk about.
>I don't live alone
live with me and bring your sister too
Did I just get booped?
Well, uh, I really don't know, I'm not a conversation started, I just go off what somebody else mentions most of the time but, I guess, I accidentally skipped school today because I overslept, while I planning on skipping it anyway and go to an internet cafe. I was hoping that I'd get to not go to school this entire week because of reasons here, but it looks like I'm gonna have to. Although, there's a 10 day break either way after this last week, so, it's still nice, it'll be great. I'm 18, by the way.
Oh, well, living with some random person on an imageboard would probably still end up being better than right now.
starter*
Sorry.
Madoka Magica posters are my favorite type of posters.
while I was planning*
Oh, wow, I don't know why I'm typing so weird, I guess I just blank out and let my fingers move on the keyboard nowadays so I don't pay that much attention.
Ah, well, I think the fandom is kind of, yeah, weird, but individually I've met some nice people who were into it.
>I'm 18, by the way.
Don't worry, we're all 18+ here.
No clue what this thread's about and I don't have the attention span to read it all, I just like that there's lots of Madoka posted
Ah, nice.
Yeah, it's just rambling and reply begging, it's good that you didn't read it. Hope you're doing alright.
Watch anytin latey OP?
You're posting cute art.
Well, I actually only watch anime like, once every 3 years. I just like 2D girls a lot, I've spent too much time going through boorus and whatnot. I just don't have the energy to bother with watching stuff even when I'm interested in it, you know? I'm just insanely lazy lately. I've went through a few episodes of NHK not long ago, though, because someone recommended me it, cause it's relatable and all, I guess it's nice.
I spend more time autistically trying to pick a picture than writing my post. When i avatarfagged in other sites I just posted the same images over and over again, because that meant I didn't have to bother with that. I guess I can't here because you can't post duplicate images, and, it'd be too much cancer.
I do the same, trust me. I think that's one of the few things I like about being on this board and Yea Forums in general, searching for art choosing cute images.
madoka armpits, feet or farts which would smell better OP?
Yeah, but like, wow, if I'd just spent half the time I did on going through pictures of 2D girls on studying for school or something, I don't know, I'd be in a easier spot in life, I bet, at least. I guess it's what it is, though, and it's something to brag about, I guess?
Oh, uh, well, I mean, I don't really think much about stuff like that, but her armpits and feet would probably smell like shampoo after a shower.
I have fifteen thousand anime screencaps so I just pick from that. It's less trouble than looking through the hundreds of thousands of regular pictures I have saved elsewhere. The most well sorted ones are from like 5 years ago anyway so I always worry that they make me look like a lunatic who lives under a rock (it's actually not so bad on here where board culture has been frozen in time for basically just as long)
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Washing your body with shampoo is autism-moe
Your fortune: Good Luck
Stop trying to give people advice ugly fuck
kyaaa he paid attention to me!!!!!!
Your fortune: Outlook good
Oh, lol, that's pretty good, I should probably also just save as many frames as I can in a folder so I don't have to do this anymore. I don't sort images at all, I just download everything in random folders and regret it later because I have to go through my computer like a maze to find one picture that I want, and that's probably what takes up most of my time when doing it.
>The most well sorted ones are from like 5 years ago anyway so I always worry that they make me look like a lunatic who lives under a rock
Oh, well, I don't think that matters, I don't know if that's even a thing, but you should post what you like, anyway.
Well, I use baby shampoo, and I do it like that, I didn't know it was wrong.
Why are.you replying to tbe schizo kevin retardi?
check out this ancient thing
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Oh you're not replying to the schizo retard. That's good because you're not making any sense in the slightest anyway
Checked out. Ancient stuff are cool, I like just sitting there and watching old school flashes I've got saved every once in a while, it's just a nice feel.
Because he's like a real life dark brooding bishounen. I forgot you were named kevin too lole
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)
Do you have any dreams or goals for your life, Madokanon?
Oh. Well, uh, hope your day is going well.
I don't know. I wish I could hikki forever with my computer, without having to burden anybody, but, yeah, life isn't like that. My idea of a goal was always just being able to stay afloat in the first place, I don't really have anything special in mind.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Got a 10 on my history exam, out of a 100, and she gave me a 50 on classroom behaviour, also. I did okay with literature, though, 70. And the math teacher gave me a 50 on behaviour also, because I didn't take down notes during one class. I don't think the rest of the results on my exams are gonna be any better, so, oh well, it's okay, at least they're over. But I don't understand why I got bad behaviour in history, I've been alright the whole year, but I just told her to go away during an exam once because she got mad at me for using a blue pen, and I guess she got mad at that, oh, well.
Teachers are demons
Yeah, some are petty, but, some are also pretty nice, I run out of money by Friday a lot because I spend it all on dumb stuff like strawberry milk all week, and one teacher I know has given me money for food twice when I went up to him and begged, lol.
user have some dignity. Jesus
(two same numbers)
I wish 18 year old madoka would beg me for money for strawberry milk
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
I mean, I don't have any breakfast most of the time when I go out for school, because I can only get up at the last minute and just don't have time for it, so I get very hungry by the end of the day and there's actually a place I really like eating from near my school, more than anything near home, so, yeah, I get desperate. I just have to not spend all my money on dumb stuff, and I can get by, but, I've been addicted hard to flavored milk these past few weeks. Lately, I try to get food during the afternoon break, I was just too shy to do it before but I'm warming up to it.
Well, thankfully, I don't have to beg for strawberry milk money, lol.
Shhhh.... drink
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Are you from SEA? Also, school is a spook.
I have an idea to help you save money madokanon. Buy strawberry nesquik every week or so at the shops. That way every morning you can mix your own flavoured milk and spend your money on food. Your teacher probably understands that you’re autistic and doesn’t really mind. He’s a real bro for helping you. But still better to not be in that position.
Oh, that's cool, I wish I got to have a big box of strawberry milk like that, I can only get little ones.
Ah, no, I'm in third world, I'm very very stupid with geography so I don't know how to describe it properly, and I'm shy of just telling where I live, so, yeah, sorry.
>I have an idea to help you save money madokanon. Buy strawberry nesquik every week or so at the shops
Oh, yeah, I know about the powder ones, I've tried them before, but it's just not the same, you know? I didn't really like it, but, I guess I also probably messed up preparing it, I might try again soon if I can get my hands on any since you mentioned, maybe I'll do better mixing it, this time. Oh, and, speaking of Nesquik, I'm having some again right now, lol.
>Your teacher probably understands that you’re autistic and doesn’t really mind. He’s a real bro for helping you. But still better to not be in that position.
Ah, well, yeah, if I can help it, I should. I'll try this week. I might just have to cut down on flavored milk completely anyway because I want money for the internet cafe, I might be going to it a lot more from now on.
You’re definitely South American. I’m from South Africa. How does society treat autistic people there?
Are you a space alien?
Do you browse Yea Forums at internet cafes? I never had to deal with that, being surrounded with people sounds like it makes for a pretty uncomfortable online experience. I used to live one block from a LAN center but it was constantly requisited by esports wannabes so I never got to experience it
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Oh, no, I think I'm in a eastern country, near Russia. I'll answer anyway, though, well, I'm not diagnosed autistic or anything like that, I'm just really really stupid, and well, my life was pretty much hell during middle school, but it's gotten way better now since I started high school, it was rough at first, but people actually treat me okay right now, I'm very grateful for it, although I don't have any friends, I don't get bothered, and that's good enough for me. That's just school, though. I've no idea what I'll do in the real world when the time comes. How are things in South Africa? I think that's the better part of Africa, right?
Uh, well, I wouldn't know
On Fridays, yeah, I go to an internet cafe during the afternoon break in school just to post for an hour before having to go back, that's the only day we're allowed to go out during the break. Any day other than that, I go to play Tarkov, I like that game a lot but my laptop at home just can't run it, so, I've no choice. And yeah, I'd also have a lot of trouble going to one if I had just started now, but, since it's a thing I'm used to from when I was younger, I'm okay with it, although, I'm still very self-conscious and in the worst case scenario, I run into someone I know from the past, that happened once.
>I think
You're funny I like you
Your fortune: Average Luck
I can live my life and browse the net. In that regard it’s not so bad here. I’m glad that people leave you alone. It sucks to be bullied. Some people are just not built for an environment like school. But we’ll be your frens :D
Ah, well, thanks, but yeah, just typing habits. And I'm never really sure of anything I say, so, I stick that in pretty much every sentence.
That's nice to hear, I'm glad, I hope I can do the same one day, I worry a lot about the future and scare myself about how hard it's going to be, but I hope I'm just stupid and exaggerating everything and it's going to be okay, hopefully.
>I’m glad that people leave you alone. It sucks to be bullied. Some people are just not built for an environment like school.
Yeah, kids in a small city like I'm in, in an already third world are also just especially mean, I guess, I had it pretty bad then, in eight grade I was absent more than half of the year and preferred sitting in the apartment stairs for a few hours straight doing nothing, to going to school. I was also even stupider now so I didn't have the idea to bring my phone to keep me a little bit entertained until late in, or just going to an internet cafe and actually having fun doing what I wanna, my life would've better way better during that period if I'd have just done that one simple thing. I really can't stand boredom, I might not get bothered at school now, but the boredom is what's killing me.
>But we’ll be your frens :D
Ah, thanks, good luck with whatever you do.
> I was also even stupider now
I was also even stupider than now*
Your English is fantastic if you really are an Eastern European/central Asian! You’re pretty much fluent when writing. You should look into English proficiency exams to become a qualified translator. It’s the perfect job for you user. You don’t have to interact with others often (you can very easily work online). You don’t need to speak it good to be a book translator either. You just have to understand it good when written
You’re still making small mistakes as in but with practice you could really do well! You’re still very good
this is stupif board
Well, it's not that special to know English in third world nowadays, it's a common thing, I think. And well, it's not like I learnt it from trying to, or whatever, I've just been addicted to the computer since I was very little, so it just happened, I think that's the case with a lot of people, also. The thing is, I have difficulty speaking my own language now because how much more I use English every single day, a big part of my issues when having conversation come from just not being able to say what I'm trying to, because I can't figure how to, it's especially hard to speak any longer sentences. So, I just try to speak as little as possible in real life, I've never had any friends like, ever, so, I also just don't know how to conversate very well in the first place, also. I don't know if it's realistic to think I could get a job to keep myself afloat from just knowing English, maybe it could land me a side gig, I don't know, it's really not something I'm counting on. I'm glad I know it, though, as much of a curse as it is.
Yeah.
Ah, yeah, I've bit of a headache right now, and just feeling tired again, although I've done nothing the entire day, I've also been doing nothing but post since I woke up, so, yeah.
It's still a pretty nice board, I think.
Yes user everybody in the third world speaks English. But none of them can be professional translators unless they write English proficiency exams and do translation courses. Don’t write it off as a possibility user! You would be good at it
Translation is an actual profession that you have to get qualifications for. Look into it
Lol, well, I can't be a very good translator if I suck at my own language now. Anyway, I only know how to write and speak English, I don't really know the ins and outs of everything like someone who actually has it as their whole career would, I mean, I don't even know what a noun is, lol. But it's okay, thank you for trying to show me some direction, but, I've something to try to fall back on in case nothing works out with school, I don't know. It sucks thinking about the future, and doesn't help with the headache, lol.
Ok well enough of that conversation then. Aslong as you’re aware of it as a possibility. Go get some sleep user.
Yeah, it's okay, thanks for the talk, and again for trying to give advice. I still don't feel sleepy, just that I've no energy to actually do anything. I might force myself to watch something or try to masturbate, I don't even do that much anymore because I just can't be bothered to get up and do it. I can only fap when I force myself to the point where it'd be more of a bother to drop it than just get it over with. Again, though, thanks, I appreciate it, good luck with whatever you do.
If you’re having difficulty sleeping and feeling well rested after you sleep you should see if there’s something you can do. I’ve had insomnia before so I know how terrible it feels to be tired all the time. It’s really debilitating and makes everything suck. I was given a prescription that managed to stave it off for now which was a huge relief. Depression and sleep deprivation go hand in hand
>insomnia
Ah, well, I'm sorry you had to go through that yourself, I've talked with people who also have it, and it's just always an ingredient in the making of a miserable person, it seems like.
I've just been posting for 12 hours, I woke up a bit late in the day today, because I overslept and skipped school, lol, I'll probably get sleepy soon and just go to bed. I actually get okay sleep, lately, but, I don't know, I miss being able to stay up nights and entire days without any effort, but now I can't stay up late night because I just can't help going to bed, for some reason. I had a phase not too long ago where I slept 15 hours a day for a week straight, usually I get tired from school too, so I feel like taking a nap the moment I come home. Life is just all around the place. That's probably a whole lot of rambling about nothing you're talking about, sorry, lol. Uh, well, from how you've typed about it though, sounds like you got over it, so, I'm happy about that, if that's the case.
>I was given a prescription that managed to stave it off for now which was a huge relief. Depression and sleep deprivation go hand in hand
Oh, it is better now, didn't read that part. That's pretty nice to hear, I hope you recover completely and not have to rely on anything. I've never been prescribed anything before, myself. Other than some stuff for cold. There's probably something wrong with me, but, I think I said before, I'm just too scared to go to a doctor for a check-up, but, oh well, I just hope everything is okay.
hi
Hey. How's your day been, alright, I hope?
kevek
Night anoon. It was great talking to you
I liked scribbling things like that during class in the past, nowadays I just write things in my notebook instead of taking notes from class, it's a good thing that my penmanship is so terrible that when a teacher comes over and checks if I'm actually taking notes, all they see is a unreadable wall of text so they assume I'm writing down what they want, and go away, it's pretty nice. Although it doesn't last me forever, I still get bored a lot in school. And there's some really embarrassing stuff in there, I still have my notebook from ninth grade somewhere, I really should just burn it, I don't even wanna read through it.
Good night, and sweet dreams, thank you for the talk, thanks again.
Are you sleeping soon, Madokanon? Will you come here to attentionwhore here in the future? I you do!
*hope you do
Uh, I either go to sleep in a little bit, or I stay up all night posting. Somehow it just can't be anything in the middle. And yeah, I probably will post here instead from now on, why not, I don't think there's anywhere better.
Lol, I think you've also been posting for too long, it's affecting you too, thank you for the company. I hope you're doing well yourself, you're very nice.
Hooray! Its nice to see someone so talkative nowadays. You aren't shy about talking about yourself at all, huh? Unfortunately for me I'd love to go to bed but its still daylight. I hope I can actually fall asleep and not toss and turn for 3 hours.
>Hooray! Its nice to see someone so talkative nowadays. You aren't shy about talking about yourself at all, huh?
Ah, well, I don't do anything other than type, lately, so, I guess it's just that I've nothing else other than to ramble on about whatever. I'm still embarrassed to talk about a lot of stuff.
>Unfortunately for me I'd love to go to bed but its still daylight.
Ah, I guess your timezone is pretty much the opposite of mine, if I'm guessing right.
>I hope I can actually fall asleep and not toss and turn for 3 hours.
Oh, damn, I hope you can rest easy, I feel bad for anyone having sleep troubles, good night when the time comes.
Bump. Please talk to me. Please?
About anything.
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Your fortune: Godly Luck
If this is you I'm the shy Palau poster from KC and the guy who asked to be your friend and got scared on 8moe.
(・∀・)ノ
>third world
You're from Turkey
well that was rude
Oh, hello, nice to see you here, too. I had to wait for my computer to turn back on to reply, because I can't post here from my phone, lol, sorry. What's up? I hope you're doing alright, you seem rather nice.
...
Oh, well, it is third world here, still.
Ah, sorry, I just had to vent a bit.
What the? Go back to bed Madokanon!
Well, I was about to. But I would've felt bad about not replying.
is lofi music good or not?
Uh, well, I actually still don't really know what lo-fi exactly is, but, I mean, my autism tells me it's too Reddit or something from what I know, so I've never looked up lo-fi music directly, but, I'm guessing it can probably be good, if it's gentle on the ears and sounds nice, although right now my ears have so little energy that I couldn't listen to even the calmest thing out there.
i don't like u...
u smell :p
Oh, well, sorry, I've some perfume near me, I guess I can spray it on a bit, why not, I don't ever use it, anyway. It was a gift from my grandparents, and it's worth like a 100 dollars, I wish I could sell it or something, I could get a lot of hamburgers for 100 dollars, that'd be insane.
Oh, and, I think I like you, though.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IMAGE
well...
i think ur boring
and that all posters from /jp/ are smelly and need to take a shower :p