Happy morning s4s my balls are dangling

happy morning s4s my balls are dangling

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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I think about this every time I poop because snakes can swim through the pipes and kill you easily. There are tons of poisonous snakes that live in certain areas in the sewers without poop and lay tons of eggs there. They eat all the rats down there so they have plenty of food. They can also swim extremely fast and hold their breath extremely long so it's nothing for them to swim up the pipes. They all do it when they grow up because for them it's like a baby bird leaving the nest to fly for the first time. Then it's about a 50/50 chance whether the snake will bite your balls off as they're dangling inside the toilet bowl or if it lunges inside your asshole and eats you from the inside out. This is an extremely common thing so it's not a matter of IF it will happen to you but WHEN.

hole fug

"Yeah you came. Good for her. Now she can clean this shit up and we can get a move on"

when the hell did my pc become a douche?

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fatfish is so funny because he deletes his own posts as if hes embarrassed of them, even though theres nothing wrong with the posts, but when he posts something _really_ rarted he never deletes it

its as if hes saying hes not rarted, only pretending

its not funny because i cant decide to make etheryn more girly or keep her androgynous

thats like asking me DO YOU LIKE FOOD?

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can you get impotence if ur dick is hard for hours on end

srs questino

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

I dont have balls.

ripa??

"Dirty girl," you chuckle, leaving the mess. There'll be plenty more where that came from before you're done.

She grumbles, grabbing one of your pillows and positioning it under herself. "Oh? I'm not the one eating ass, am I?"


*urt*

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im bored again
and dont tell me to "mix it up" theres nothing to do nad its cold fuc u

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the anine is saying this

i wonder what my everquest guild is doing i havent played in days

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i really need to watch sailor moon one day
i dont have time for entire series anymore -_-

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oh my god im so fucking bored what the fuck all these games and movies and NOTHING? fucking 1st world problem shit god damn it

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why are you complaining when you got dubs

either my dopamine receptors are fried from the porn or they're not firing yet because I didn't drink today

hell if i know

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you ever consider doing something creative
you don't have to just passively live life

I'm not a 'creative' I'm like a logic dude I like podcasts, comedy and conversation.

If I could find a place I like as much as s4s but also could just blog my menial horseshit out without feeling selfish for doing it I would :D

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

actually I take that back, I'm very creative when it comes to roleplay and worldbuilding

thats why new vegas and planescape are some of my favourite games

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that's cool, yeah i really just mean creative outlets but i suppose blogposting on s4s is one of those creative outlets in a way

its like talking to myself but i do that anyway so on here its just exhibitionism
like anyone cares to see my turgid, insipid little thoughts

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i dunno, weirdos on this board have a problem with you but i think you have an interesting enough perspective on things sometimes

good morning fren!

anyone who has a problem with me likely has it rightfully so because I'm just a shit stirrer
also everyone left so nobody even talks about me anymore :)

but it's fun to adopt the seuss tactic of just talking myself until someone is forced to interject even if to just call you a fool

and now for my final complaint: its not fair hermaphrodites cant have balls

so you cant be full-spectrum and get all sex scenes cuz fuck that go make 3 alts

h well I've nothing better to do

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

guess ill call my grandmother and let her kill my high with her depressing shit

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>so did you talk to your sister?
no the bitch cant even give me a 5 min call but can come up and visit dad and go party with kayla

told her i love her but dont ask me dumb shit

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>can hear her jaded black orderly in the background

ngl rather be still changing her ass than her still being in there

>tfw spending hours with your favorite breeding mare

feels good man

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

oh nice you can stud her out
wait wtf get this cuck shit out of here shes mine

-_- same with ryn and threesomes wtf

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i guess ntr is hot when you dont care about your lovers but i love my little trap princess and broodmare

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believe me I have the physical energy to fap but the mental isn't there

too much cooming...
bad night...*snooze(

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Death takes you.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

i like to put ice on my balls. i had been putting ice on my balls since long before /fit/ suggested i put ice on my balls. i love to put ive on my balls and make my balls.

I know that feeling my balls are in constant movement as well i tired to constrain them but was not successful

this thread is schizo as fuck. anyway
wish we got another yupiel doujin but 774 will never touch anything other than nagatoro at this point

wow no more good doujins instead we get generic nagatoro not even the good webcomic one who was way better at bullying now shes just a fuggin tease

FUCK YOU MONEY. YOU RUIN EVERYTHING.

Your fortune: Good Luck

hory shiiet i went over to this pair of pajamas i rarely wear and there was a $50 in

I KNEW I LOST THAT.. LIKE A YEAR AGO..

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balls are meant to be kept forestalled

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

ahh yes I will have a zigarette thank you
(frankie sneaks to his truck to smoke weed and he walked by me like "how do I smell?" and I said "louder than hendrix"

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>Be snake
>swim through toilet pipes
>get pooped and peed on
loel.

Your fortune: Average Luck

who are you quoting?

Your fortune: Outlook good

My brain.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

im hungry asf i alpha'd frank for the 12 spot

fat nigga gon eat
going to the jamacian joint
theres a dope brazilian joint but i aint spending $40 on lunch
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god black people stink and im tired of pretending they dont

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do they smell bad from being hard workers?

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LOL

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seuss you're not bad looking actually it's just the rest of you thats repulsive :P

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it is okay to be repulsive tho as I am that both inside and out
full spectrum jack

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politics is when people work together to achieve goals

is this a political problem or an image problem? i can fix both.

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>politics is when people work together to achieve goals
yes
those goals are called money :)

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that i can fix.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

I want to live in the areas of the sewers without poop

bancheck

read the manga it's great and extremely fast paced

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that's the whoe point of imageboards, that and getting dubs

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I bought 50mg adderall for $15 and slipped it in my coat pocket and my heart is letting hard, bleating beats of blood knowing I can go home and-
WAIT WHAT?

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I bought a $100 amazon gift card and im gonna use it to order a dress and a wig

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I did adderall for the first time in like 2 months last week and I ended up spending 20 hours straight fucking around on gaia online playing dressup while grinding my teeth down into nubs. This shit is bad

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it is okay to dress up and wear a wig


wow theres 900 pokemon? where the hell have I been
ok back to sleep

Your fortune: Godly Luck