NYG: Daniel Jones named Giants starter for Week 3
DAL: Report: Cowboys S Xavier Woods out 4-6 weeks
NE: Patriots LT Isaiah Wynn (toe) week to week
KC: McCoy's MRI showed 'no significant damage'
CLE: Chubb has 98 yards, TD in easy MNF victory
NYJ: Le'Veon touches it 31 times for doomed Jets
CLE: Odell who? OBJ puts 6-161-1 on Gregg Williams
PIT: Steelers get Minkah for 2020 first-round pick
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Brady is elite.
There is literally no way to argue against this. You may not like this /nfl/ but its the cold hard truth.
What's Ramsey gonna say?
>18-1
AB coom and me wan' go home
*smacks lips* pay me.
History isn't an argument.
“Trade me to Cleveland”
Kyler Murray is going to have 354 passing yards, 172 rushing yards, and 5 TDs this week
the only losses I see are KC and potentially BAL.
Press F for Elisha Manning.
It’s not an argument
It’s just a statement that you believe they will go unbeaten and I have used history as a point that it probably won’t happen
>:42
>:41
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
SIKE
FUCK THE TITS
DUVAL 4 LYFE
>says it isn't an argument
>presents a historical argument
lmao cope harder.
kek
actually John Riggins was a fullback
The patriots are guaranteed 7 wins this season because they play their own division
SHIT IT'S A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX
I believe you are coping because your favorite team went 18-1
actually John Riggins was elite.
The team wouldn't let him speak unless he was staying.
Let’s settle this once and for all, is he elite espee?
>seven wins because of their division
Based retard
>New England gets to play the dolphins, jets, and bills twice
ITS NOT FAIR
They’ve won 2 games alreayd have 5 more against their own division
He’s going to announce he’s a faggot.
I’m sad. Most of the old QBs are gonna be gone soon. Even Brady is like one big hit from ending his career at this age.
Gonna be an interesting time.
>7-1
Yeah, I'm thinking the NFC BEST is back.
no, but he's good enough to get the job done
not everyone can be elite
Baker mayfield will light it up Sunday night with 400 yards and 5 touchdowns passing 32/35 and Chubb will have 120 yards
Chubb is elite and doesn’t complain about anything
JAC: Report: 'Strong sentiment' Chiefs land Ramsey
Beastker stay fucken on these faggot niggas fr
Jalen Ramsey traded to Giants for Eli Manning and 2nd and 6th round pick, per @AdamSchefter
Go Ravens!
My dad works for the jags, he got a hold of Rasey's statement
"fuck the jannies and fuck white people, thank you for your time"
Which means Carolina probably hung 50 on them.
>sounds legit
Hopefully the next generation is even better.
Mahomes
Mayfield
Murray
Tua
Trevor Lawrence
who else?
>the fucking Browns are nationally televised every single week just because they were historically shit two years ago and then traded for one good receiver
can you PLEASE fucking stop, Goodell? I don't give a single shit about this storyline
At least we get to see manletfield be exposed
It’s Dak Goff Mahomes Wentz Mayfield
Then Murray Tua Lawrence
>Beastker fucken on niggas
>OBJ AND Landry fucken on niggas
>Chubb aka my dick when I watch that thicc nigga run
stay pressed lil nigga
Per Adam Schefter: Jacksonville has traded Jalen Ramsey with New England for (1) lunch and a round of golf with Belichick.
Dwayne "yes I will be a great quarterback" Haskins.
Rather see them get pooped on nationally
>Mahomes
Showboating stat padder who lacks a killer instinct
>Mayfield
Cowherd was right about him all along
>Murray
Lol
>Tua
Lol
>Lawrence
Will be a Pro Bowler but not the second coming of Christ everyone makes him out to be
this could be a real headline obviously Kraft is a high leverage CIA asset to be able to get away with all his nonsense
Dak and Goff don't belong with the others. At the end of their careers, we'll remember them the same way we remember Dalton/Tannehill
keep telling yourself that, sweetums
>right about baker
>except he wasn’t
epic troll post. Now what is your actual opinion?
He’s playing exactly like the mediocre QB Cowherd knows he is this year
Mahomes won an MVP in basically his first season and is on his way to another amazing year
That's the most sensible description of Dak ive seen in a while. I don't think he has elite skills but he has enough heart in him to put up at least one elite caliber performance in his career. I can see him taking his team to the owl but he'll have to work like a madman for it.
Dak and Goff have actually won playoffs games unlike those 2 hacks.
Jimmy is too old.
>muh regular season accolades
Do you have a point?
Baker is legit dangerous
It’s been two games lol
Is this nigga okay?
>le 27 year old prospect
Mariota is the physical embodiment of 8-8
Why do you think he's a showbiating stat paddler? He needed 12 minutes to bury the fucking Raiders. Who else does that except show boating stat padders?
Mahomes also got the the AFC title game and took the patriots to OT in an all time classic game
everyone but the panthers know that he is done.
it's a good thing we have a bunch of other players then
gay QBs cant be elite
Cam is done. Panthers move on after this year
He's retiring.
>he lost but he did it epic style
You mean the COWBOYS and the RAMS won playoff games. Anyone could win games with those teams.
Just because you want to fuck him doesn't make him gay.
He's Andrew Luck'ing on the Panthers
If anyone doesn’t belong, it’s memefield.
damn nigga dis shit mad forlorn
LOOKS LIKE SAFETY IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
I notice you didn't say bunch of other GOOD players
Just glad we're on the same page
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
Patriots fan here; KC lost because Andy cannot into managing clock, not because of any lack of Mahomies.
top wew
they also lost because they decided to go all in on a meme offense and completely neglect the defense.
>hey andy, the patriots are driving down the field in overtime. you want to use a timeout? there is actually no reason not to use one.
Everyone needs to relax, he’s just out clothes shopping and forgot to tell the coaching staff.
come back when we're 11-5 and upsetting niggas in the Wild Card game.
How many bad QBs have you seen lead excellent offenses? There are bad/mediocre QBs that win playoff games because of their defense, but you can’t field an elite offense without a good QB.
Dat trap game against Buffalo, tho.
You're going 8-8 because Baker hits his sophomore slump.
I think that Jets user may actually commit suicide...
>Luck
>Foles
>Brees
>Ben
>Eli
>Darnold
>Cam
Whose next?
Can analysts go one day without seething that faggot kaepernick isn’t playing? I almost want him to come back so when he plays like shit their fragile reality shatters
>Brees
>Roethlis
>Foles
>Newton maybe
>Darnold
Heh. Guess Wentz isn’t injury prone.
CRACKAS!!!
In his defense, would you wanna be friends with Adam Gase?!
not lamar
>Wentz isn't injury prone
???
>if anyone doesn’t belong it’s memefield
Literally the nfl rookie touchdown record
Everyone who has had 26+ touchdowns in their rookie season has gone on to win a Super Bowl
they all know that and are secretly hoping he does not comeback because they know he will be shit.
Hard to say. Was he elite without Zeke?
What if da burrs win da superb owl?
>lasts longer than Foles and Brees
Heh. Nothin personal.
My god, the NFL is just fucking imploding this year. 2 weeks in and everyone is ded or retiring.
But how many offenses with elite WRs and RBs have done poorly? Dak and Goff are carried by their skill guys. Dak got exposed when Zeke wasn't playing. And Goff got exposed hard in the Super Bowl when he needed to make the big boy throws
>26 touchdowns in their rookie season.
rg3 had 27.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JEST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Newton aggravated the foot injury that he suffered in the preseason and may not be able to go on Sunday against the Cardinals, NFL Network reports
>will be
the guy was complete trash outside of two years
DO SOMETHING HOWIE
Literally impossible with Trubisky. As likely as getting an actual retard to build a jet.
>the lions have avoided all major injuries so far
We playoff bound niggas
they lost because they didn't make in-game adjustments until halftime which against a team coached by belicheck can spell disaster but mahomes dominated and almost won if not for an off sides call
Nothing will ever be worse than seeing Brett Favre's dick and Mark Sanchez's bare ass and Geno Smith's dick so this actually isn't so bad
that's actually good for the Panthers
>Most wins in the NFC since he came into the league.
>Two division titles, 15-5 in the division.
>Second all-time in completion percentage.
>Third all-time in passer rating, 95.7 rating in the playoffs.
>9 4th quarter comebacks, 15 game-winning drives (including playoffs).
>Never missed a game due to injury.
Literally the only reason this is a debate is that he hasn't put up the crazy 4000+ yard, 35+ TD seasons we're come to expect from top QBs, but that came down to playing in the NFL's most dated offensive scheme for most of his career. He's got a real chance at the MVP now.
We honestly don't know how good we've had it the past 15 years when arguably all the best QBs in the history of the game(save Joe Montana and Dan Marino) were playing at the same time competing against one another. Another era like this probably won't happen for a long long time.
Passing you dumb nigger
Yeah playing bad teams really helps
you never said passing, retard.
>Belichick leans back in his chair and chuckles knowing that Antonio Brown’s antics in Oakland have caused the implosion of both the Dolphins and Jets.
the NBA has caused this has it not ?
Oh God, the NFL is going to turn into the NBA where's there are only 2-5 legit contenders that every player and free agent wants to go to, isn't it?
Stafford will always get back up, even if he is literally dead
Fuck off, mohammed.
This. The faggot would lose his deal with Nike and Trump would sweep the General after a quarter of watching this monkey
the dude is a pick machine, he literally stares down his receivers like a high school QB. Only reason he ever completed a pass is because his ape strength (now diminished) allowed him to get the ball there before a DB could react.
>tfw this faggot took less to join my team
>made of steel
>backup QB is even shittier
I still don’t get why they threw Kyle sloter away
He used the meme option read when nobody was ready for it but a year of tape and he got exposed
he was shit
To bad the hand wringing over OT rules overshadows everything else about that game
*Blocks your path*
He wasn't even a Pats fan in 2008, why would he care?
>"if I chimp out I can get traded off this dead-end team"
AB has taught them well.
yeah but you should know that we don't count negro TDs* for white positions
*any TD acquired via running or catching, which is the job of a nigga
Intz won't last ten years with the way he's always hurt.
If we combine the Jets and Dolphins, can they field a single competent team?
God. Steelers just giving the 49ers a 3-0 start.
>I want a ring in NE
"Whatever."
>NYG: Daniel Jones named Giants starter for Week 3
finally
yeah the faggot figured kneeling was an easier payday than learning a pro-style offense
He's just out getting fitted for a new pimp-clown outfit. relax, everybody.
league is going to have to address this i'll bet over 40% of players will start chimping
Who is that?
>lasts longer than 40% of the QBs this season
Heh.
Cam Cam broke he foot agin
No, because the Jets and Dolphins coaching staffs would still be there to shit the bed.
Leave Tim Bradley to me.
Old Bay
those aren't mutually exclusive
Vegans are weak
It's weird how everyone said that his play style would destroy him by the time he turns 30 and how that's exactly what happened.
God I miss Cam.
>shitload of QBs dead
>another shitload players demanding trades from shitty teams
>it's only week 2
kinda have the feeling we're gonna have lots of rule changes by next season
If he didn't play like that he was worthless, he had no choice
He also made 100 million dollars so I wouldn't feel too bad for him
Hard Knocks > Last Chance U > All or Nothing
To put it another way, he lost the AFC Championship Game at home against a less talented team.
No, getting heemed last year destroyed him
>next season
The CBA expires next year so we might get a strike
another negro QB who would rather run and jump than learn how to read a defense
These are literally Matt Ryan stats 2008-2012.
Francesa is gonna be great today
Do you think Olsen and Kuechly want to punch him in the face when he comes out dressed like a fucking clown after losses? Seems kinda disrespectful to his fellow teammates, like he's not taking this shit seriously.
4000 yard seasons are basically free these days. You're especially bad if you don't reach them regularly.
They all suck
considering how players are sitting down on contracts, I'm expecting a strike, indeed
>will be a pro bowler
Just like Trubisky, Dalton, Stafford and Derek Carr.
It's don't.
I remember when Arian Foster changed to a Vegan diet and he immediately went to shit. Why do players keep falling for this dumb shit?
bro are you serious. He is carried so fucking hard by his team. I'd like to see him with Russell Wilson's o-line these last few years, he'd be out of the league by now.
Isn't Olsen from the U? He's probably already used to that kind of stuff.
Against shitter teams
These niggers are so fucking stupid. That's like three of them now within a week. If everybody starts doing this shit at the same time the league will surely do something about it and that opportunity will be ruined for everybody else just because a handful of these braindead specimens believe they deserve to be treated like HOFers after a few above average performances.
Arian Foster was a fucking clown so i'm not surprised
Cam dresses like a clown so im also not surprised he pulls stunts
Everyone wants to play for the Chiefs and Patriots
I got you mang
lel you must be too young to remember G-Reg
If they wanted to punch him in the face it would most likely be because of his decision not to jump on his fumble in the Super Bowl
yeah, this is going to start an avalanche
I'm sure they think Cam is a faggot
Aren't fullbacks running backs too? I thought that running back = any back that's not quarterback, and halfbacks are just the more common position there.
He has a modelling career to think about, I'm sure they understand
Antonio Brown caused this. He got rewarded for being an uppity nigger. Get used to this now. Weekly chimpouts are going to be the norm from here on in until Goodell grows some balls and puts these faggots in their place.
because they don't understand tom brady's werido diet and think it's just regular old vegan
>there are no "bad" teams in the AFCE
Based Cowherd saying the East Coast is for boomers
East coast is a containment zone
Yeah but they’re more like blockers
The funniest part about this is the teams being most affected by this are dolphins and Jets.
>faker gayfield
Some people like to weave this scenario around it like it's all about noble laborers getting their just dues from the big man on top but these guys are hurting their teammates more than anything
They averaged 27.5 points a game while Zeke was suspended. Went 3-3 because the defense was trash the first half of that year.
Dak was 128 of 204 for 1426 yards, 14TDs and 4ints, 98.2 rating. That team actually got worse when Zeke came back, but I put that down to Jerry poisoning the locker room by getting political.
>Not marking out for Myles Garrett's performance of his one-man show "Murderball: How I killed a weird white kid"
Get some perspective zoomer
He's gotta be Eli's illegitimate kid from some drunken high school hookup, right?
How can I listen to it? It's all geoblocked here.
Disgruntled niggers are the best thing that could possibly happen to these shit teams. The Gnats made off like bandits in the OBJ trade but they blew three first round picks because they're morons. Dolphins now have three first round picks.
Strike for what? The league has never been pussified as much as its been this year, and now its turning into the fuckin NBA with players just not playing or crying like a bitch when their team loses, fuck this league
Imagine only playing two decent teams your whole season. Easy to be called good when you only play bad teams
Christ who would wanna fuck Elis goofy lookin ass, especially in high school when he was still generally a nobody
I'm not sure Goodell could solve it. Do you really want niggers unhappy because they're stuck on a shitty team? They'll just end up causing more trouble than it's worth.
Rosen
That was the most shameful, embarrassing play by any player in the history of the NFL. Bar none.
Goodell is a pandering bitch anyway he won't do anything
>son of Archie Manning, living in New Orleans
>a nobody
wut
Welcome to the NFL, dipshit.
he was the son of Archie and the brother of Peyton, he was never a nobody
Every team is bad compared to the Patriots. It's a stupid discussion on its face.
It will never be the NBA. NFL players are far more replaceable. Just trade his ass for the highest pick you can get and you're set
Aaron Rodgers
Not so fast, I just got done crunching all the right numbers that prove the AFC East isnt actually a weak division
The Cowboys beat the Patriots on a neutral field by 10
With QB's dying and players bailing on shit teams to play contenders, the NFL should split to two leagues:
>super bowl league that plays during the regular September-February time period
>16 teams
>developmental league of 16 teams that plays March-August
>have relegation where the 2 worst teams in the super bowl league go to the development league and the two best in the development league go to the super bowl league
>the 2 that move up to the super bowl league get extra draft picks
you can't just find all pro Dbacks and like half the 1st round picks are complete busts
Post yfw the league starts to self-destruct and Vince and the XFL are there to pick up the pieces
Dude, did you see him against the Falcons? He's already broken.
you just reminded me why I think soccer is gay
>relegation system on a league with hard salary cap
wew
>there are no "bad" teams in the AFCE
>Cowboys -10 against Patriots in Owl
Yeah, nah you're a homer faggot.
Team turnover is way too high for this
Just because YOU would fuck him doesnt mean an actual girl in high school would based on that.
So you also think Dak's going to win an MVP and lead his team to the Super Bowl? Brofist.
It's kinda cool how I can tell you're an incel just from a single line of text.
>XFL
There aren't enough good players for the NFL which the AAF clearly showed everyone. The XFL lasts 2 seasons at most
Found the home schooled kid.
I want Dwayne Haskins to fail miserably just because of the reaction he had when he heard he was being drafted by the Redskins. Wanting to make it on the best teams right away shows a huge lack of work ethic. You could be the guy who turns your team around from middle of the line into an actual threat but you decide to pout and cry about it because you're actually going to have to put in some work.
The undefeated Dolphins team only faced three teams with an above .500 record in the regular season.
>Eli Manning benched
is he finished?
the last time the Cowboys beat the Patriots was 1996, and it was by 6
Cowboys have only beaten the Patriots by 10 or more twice: 1981 and 1971
id give a 5th for manning tbqh
I honestly think he could start somewhere else. Of course, Gnats ain't dumb, they're going to trade him to a team with no O-line.
I knew it! Every post on Yea Forums is a fake! Including this one!
Since the Giants' Super Bowl XLVI victory, no starting quarterback has lost more games, thrown more interceptions or committed more turnovers than Eli Manning.
The historical shit is interesting but not really relevant. The Patriots are not 10 point underdogs against the memeboys. In any stadium.
So what's the solution? Just fuck the rules and ship every uppity nigger to New England? Cause that's where they all want to go. It's getting to be like the NBA where one team can just go out and buy every superstar in the league. Fuck this gay organization. Bring on the XFL. At least they admit they're clowns.
It's weird how every single QB who wins a bunch of games is somehow carried by their team or their coach or their schedule in the minds of people on this board.
>yfw the XFL players immediately start doing the same shit in their league
That historical shit doesn't mean anything dem boyz win ez this year
99% of America is rooting for the Cowboys to beat the Patriots they are the only team with a chance
While his reaction wasn't great, it was understandable. You're missing the context. Months prior to the draft while still in school he talked about how much he loved the Giants organization and would like to play for them. A lot of people pegged him as a good fit for them at the time. So to have that conversation going on, only for them to select someone completely out of the blue, would feel pretty shitty I imagine. The fact that he got drafted by a division rival meant he'd still be seeing them twice a year.
They need to give more player freedom, remove the salary cap and let the market forces do their thing. It'd be unbalanced for a few years but it would weed out the bad owners and make the league much better parity-wise in the long run.
>implying Eli's ever gotten laid
The Dallas Cowboys?
It is dumb to say that it is beyond retarded to believe it.
It would just be the big market teams buying everything like baseball
>hasn't not
Christ, I could this job better
It's almost like people don't enjoy running head-first into brick walls once a week for organizations who don't know what the fuck they're doing.
Does Vince really not understand that nobody will buy in to XFL because they think it will be fixed just like his wrestling. It has nothing to do with the Talent or marketing.
that's my point
nigger he could be fat and out of shape and women will still launch themselves at him simply because his family has money.
The solution is for teams to sign players to contracts that give them better incentives to behave and finish out their contract on the team signing them.
Yeah that's working out wonderfully for MLB. Stop posting.
That's a good thing. Flyover shitholes shouldn't be competitive.
Fuck New England.
>rooting for a team means it will win
the Patriots are going to shellac your girls
End result of this would be the Yankees of the 90s and early 2000s.
They tried that.
Owner like the 49s kept about 300 players on the roster with the sole purpose of not letting other teams use them to fill needs.
It killed player development.
Is Cowboys vs Patriots the most anticipated regular season game of all times?
You hear it often because most QBs are completely interchangeable.
There are only a handful of QBs that elevate other players, that shouldn't be a surprise. Brady won a bunch of times with nobodies. Rodgers carries his teams hard. I just named Wilson.
KC@NE is the single biggest regular season game
>losing to buffalo
what does buffalo have that could stop them?
they have one(1) good receiver, zero(0) good backs available, and an overrated defense that will never be able to defend 3 superstar receivers
>thinking buf is a trap game
LMAO
Nobody gives a shit about the choofs
I'm glad that it's coming just for the shits and giggles, but what makes Vince think this won't end up exactly like it did the first time they tried it?
There is nothing you can say to cowboys fans. They are by far the biggest homers in american sports. Ask any of them right now: they will make a case that they are the best team in the NFC. Eagles will push their shit in because unlike Dallas, they have actual talent. But they unironically believe they are winning it all.
they are literally the only team that can beat the pats. everyone cares, they're all rooting for them
The two best teams in football facing off in a rematch may have some interest.
and they still don't win all the time
shut up retard, don't argue like a disingenuous little faggot. you know the MLB is failing because baseball is boring, nothing more.
You're conveniently leaving out the 2010s, I see
they just didn't have a farm system
Just cancel the league this year. Let the Pats and Chiefs fight out who gets to beat Cowboys.
AB isn't going to play and Buffalo is going to lull them into a state of complacency.
>Dallas doesn’t have actual talent
I can't stand them or especially their fans, but in a conversation between just them and the Eagles I definitely give it to the Cowboys. Between the Eagles getting injured to shit, the cloud hanging over Wentz's head in particular and literally everything coming up aces for Dak, the overall situation is weighted in their favor.
Relax Jerry, this isn't a European soccer "league", we have no idea who will win.
Buffalo fan here, but yeah, there is no such thing as catching NE in a trap game. Belichick prepares every goddamn game like it's the superbowl, whether the team is undefeated or 0-15.
>best teams.
>reaction when he was drafted by the Redskins.
what are you talking about? first of all, the gnats are in no way one of the best teams right now. His reaction was because he thought highly of himself (which is not an inherently negative trait), and he, along with pretty much everyone else, was surprised they drafted jones over him/drafted jones 6th overall.
He has shown no ill-feelings towards the Redskins organization, he has never "pouted and cried," and he has shown that he is more than willing to "put in some work."
you dumb, nigga.
Eli is going into the hall. I dont understand how this can even be debated. He beat the greatest team of all time.
Chiefs have looked very unconvincing these last two games. Pats meanwhile look like they will unironically go 19-0.
If they meet in the playoffs again which in all likelihood they will, the scoreline will be something like 49-24.
>implying that there is anyway buffalo can overcome the Patriots Defense
LMAO
he's Eli's stunt double. Looks close enough like him with a helmet on. Does the physical stuff, takes the hits, then gets swapped out for the post-game interviews.
Would you guys rather have Chip Kelly or Hue Jackson as HC?
>there are no "bad" teams in the AFCE
Dak beat Russ in the playoffs last year, and Rodgers had to make maybe the best play of his entire career to beat Dak in the playoffs as a rookie.
name a more delusional fanbase than cowshitter "fans."
Nobody gives a fuck about the cowboys.
Cowboys are the best team in the NFL any statistics will back this up
>there are no "bad" teams in the AFC
>5 tackles
>3 sacks
>3 penalties
>one dead QB
Based
>You're conveniently leaving out the 2010s, I see
I meant basically any periods of time where the Yankees were considered dynasties.
based retard
I think Belichick uses blowouts to try out new shit
No? Brady has shit all over the Cowboys his entire career. 6-0. Literally never beaten him. Most people have it down as a W for the Patriots. 70-30 odds.
Patriots vs Chiefs, people are excited about. Same with Patriots @ Eagles. Patriots vs Cowboys is an afterthought. Not a bad game but not a top 3 regular season game either.
>hey mara. Cawl up Jones. Eli is finished.
Hue Jackson, let him fill the roster with talent and then fire his ass.
you don't know shit about the nfl kid the Cowboys are the most valuable franchise in all of sports for a reason
Bears fans are even worse homers. Atleast the Cowboys consistently have talent, they just have a shit coach that chokes. The Bears are perpetual shit and every year their fans still act like they are good. Can't wait until they sign Trubisky to a 5 year deal.
>there are no "bad" teams in the NFL
Wilson also only threw about 10 times before the fourth quarter since his OC insisted on running 2 yard runs every single play. Dak didn't outplay him at all
Dak's 4-2 against the Iggles, but whatever gets you through the day, bro.
Why are Matt Ryan and Julio Jones so irrelevant despite being so good?
Oh God I can't breathe.
no retard, the COWBOYS beat the SEAHAWKS last year. Get it through your thick fucking skull
>first and goal.
>needlessly throw a jump ball into triple coverage for no reason.
how much are they paying kurt cumsins again?
Odell who?
they have, but they're without their deep threat and their offense is as explosive as ever
They play for the Atlanta Falcons.
Depends. Would they also have GM power?
Matt Ryan has never been good
>84 million for a below average QB. Viqueens going 8-8 this year.
>Matt Ryan
>good
they're not gonna throw any games this year
so 15-1 or 16-0
have sex and dilate.
those two shitters are the most boring people in the league in the most shitty town in the league
Wait Eli is going into HoF? This is a joke right?
>Dak is worth 40 mil
>Zeke best RB in the league
Twice. And took home two superbowl MVPs just for fun.
Yes and the owner has 100% faith in them.
>Cowshits win against two literal who teams
>we have to hear this shit for another week when they go play tanking miami
Eagles fans
unfortunately no, that is a real discussion point with pundits
*recognizes his faults and accepts responsibility to work towards being a better player for his team*
*wins*
>that autistic cowchads hater spamming this thread
Eli to the Steelers.
is Eli first ballot? how much are those superbowl runs actually worth?
That'll make it even sweeter when they start to rationalize the losses and end up at 8-8
>AB isn't going to play
source?
buffalo might be the 2nd best team in the afc east but the brady and belichick have the best record against them compared to the jets and dolphins
that is the worst contract in professional sports
Do you really want to see anons butt?
That is where he pulled it from.
basically every single game played in Miami is a trap game
>niggles already losing players and toying with the injury prone Cuckson Wince
>Cowhads haven’t lost a single player and are exposing the league
Real estate and negro customers?
What happens if Miami beats them?
dude trust me
They aren't worth shit to anyone who isn't a Boomer in the Tri-state area. Everyone recognizes the fact that he basically stole two SBs from Tom Brady. He's been shit his whole career, the advanced stats bear that out. Basically Trent Dilfer with a big fucking ego
Cuckson Wince is being paid more, so no
That’s a tough choice. Either way, my roster gets fucked
>Steelers Oline went from God Tier to Shit Tier
were they sabotaging Roethlisberger?
Also, who has the worst Oline as of now? I'm thinking the Broncos.
>Dak and Zeke are the only 2 talented players on the Cowboys
WITHOUT memeing, someone who watched please tell me how the giants beat the patriots in 07
how did that patriots team only score 14 with moss and welker? was the pats offense complacent? was the giants D that good? i genuinely want to know
if only he was that capable
>
The NFL isn't going to let him ruin their 100 year anniversary and possibly play in the Owl with credible sexuall asuallt and rape accusations hanging over his head.
He is, he just has too many years of bad habits.
Is Kellen Moore, dare I say it, the next Cowboys HC that will lead them to 3 Superb owl?
>recognizes his faults and accepts responsibility to work towards being a better player for his team
i fucking wish, i fucking hate this faggot.
>eli is finished
>gnats fans on social media saying hes a hall of famer (he is) because if joe namath got in then eli deserves to be in
Look, eli is getting in the hall, but if you think he deserves to be in because namath got in then you fucking open the door to people like fucking andy dalton getting in. Why is the modern nfl fan so retarded? It's not just giants fans using this logic either
Sexual assaults are a vital part of NFL culture and tradition
>credible
LMAO, The only witness is going to support Browns position.
Because casuals need a team to root for in their weekly 5 dollar office pool, and they couldn't name one other team in the league. They are the default "Yay, look at me rooting for a pro sportsball team" team. Cowboys "fans" are insufferable faggots.
Old Ass Brady isn't going to out gun Dak and Mahomie. Mixed QBs are the future.
>I dont understand how this can even be debated.
If Sunday was his last game, then he will finish his career 116-116, he led the NFL in INTs three times, and has a lower career passer rating than Jameis Winston, Sam Bradford, and David Gerrard.
He also literally threw the game-losing pick-six against the Pats in 07, which Asante Samuel dropped.
Your turn.
t. Started watching footballl this year
We need to fire Garrett if Moore gets offers I'd rather have him for the next decade leading us then clapper
>bad habits
>I'm thinking the Broncos
Interesting, seeing as how thats where the former Steelers oline coach Mike Munchak currently is.
Because the giants managed to meme the luckiest play in NFL history.
Giants front 7 pushed Bradys shit in all game. Wasnt allowed to throw deep or be comfortable.
Then the Manning to Tyree meme catch which, even after watching it over and over, I cannot comprehend how Eli did not get sacked. Or how Harrison did not at least knock it away. Mind boggling. Like something out of a fixed game.
Hue in a heart beat.
What the fuck did the jets do to deserve this shit? I just ask them to give us a good season and then not even a QUARTER of the season through it’s all fallen apart. Fuck football
Cry more faggot
What?? Mr. "just chuck up dragons to Julio Jones" isn't any good? How dare you.
You play in new jersey but are called the new york jets thats false advertisement
>says the faggot that's defending cuck cousin's who's been shit since his Washington days
what's his record against good teams?
hes been in the league for years, starter no less
Because you guys got the BB curse when he literally resigned on a napkin.
Andy Dalton is not a Hall of Famer.
Name all the QBs with two rings and two Owl MVPs. I'll wait.
>6-0
You have to be
Giants has played the patriots before in the year and were somewhat ready. Plus, the defense got to Brady and made him throw earlier and less accurately than he wanted. Plus Eli’s autism helped him throw a miracle pass or two
>wins are a QB stat
Room temperature IQ
>thinking your ever going to fix kirk cousins from going full meltdown mode
Good luck with that queens fan. He was determined to lose that game on Sunday. It was only a matter of time before he panicked and threw a game losing pick.
Yeah, but what about the credible accusations that AB was blastin ass all over some Dr’s face?
You mad?
The refs literally called that game with ghost penalties
no, but his actual statistic against winning teams are shit. are you a falseflag or are you just pretending to be retarded?
>credible
Honestly they just beat the hell out of them in all phases of the game. That Patriots team losing that game is the greatest shit-the-bed moment in NFL history.
Eaglesfags are a special kind of delusional
you tell him, brother
for they may have stopped my Rodgers 3/4 of the game
and we may have absolutely lucked out with the refs
but we are still victorious
>his actual statistic
Such as?
Who are the teams?
How exactly did the chorgers lose to the loins last week? I didn’t watch that game.
Im not an eagles fan. Im a Pats fan who moved to Dallas and cant stand it.
Welcome to the Chiefs, Mr. Ramsey
>mfw the puckers have never beaten the Vikings at US Bank
>the puckers have been shutout twice in two years at Lamebo
>braps in his doctors face
megachad move right there.
Be honest with me lads do my Bills have a chance at the wildcard.
>players get into the HOF based on their worst statistics
k
Don't worry. Terry Bradshaw is an overrated shit as well, so he has company.
>Pro Football Focus offered this as context for Cousins’ INT on 1st-&-goal from 8: “From the opponents’ 10-yard line and in, Cousins ranks 27th out of 27 qualifying QBs in passer rating (76.5) since 2017, completing 44.6 percent of his passes w/ lowest yards per attempt avg (1.6)
pretty much the same script the Chorgers have been using to lose inexplicable games for the past decade
Rams baby! Get rid of Peters. He suuuuuuuucks.
Hopefully not >my team
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF COWBOYS, THEY ARE AMERICA'S TEAM
Sorry you're right, I forget about teams that Brady just shits on like nothing. It's "only" 4-0.
Reminder that if you're any of these teams ranked 26 to 1, you should never, ever, ever be whining that Brady would worse in another division.
BRADY'S WIN RATE VS NFL
01. Falcons(6-0)[1.000]
02. Bears(5-0)[1.000]
02. Vikings(5-0)[1.000]
04. Cowboys(4-0)[1.000]
04. Buccaneers(4-0)[1.000]
06. Bills(30-3)[.909]
07. Texans(9-1)[.900]
08. Jaguars(8-1)[.889]
09. Bengals(6-1)[.857]
09. Browns(6-1)[.857]
11. Rams(5-1)[.833]
11. Raiders(5-1)[.833]
13. Chargers(9-2)[.818]
14. Saints(4-1)[.800]
15. Colts(15-4)[789]
16. Steelers(11-3)[.786]
17. Titans(7-2)[.778]
17. Jets(28-8)[.778]
19. Redskins(3-1)[.750]
20. Ravens(8-3)[.727]
21. Chiefs(7-3)[.700]
22. 49ers(2-1)[.667]
22. Lions(4-2)[.667]
22. Eagles(4-2)[.667]
22. Dolphins(22-11)[.667]
26. Packers(3-2)[.600]
27. Cardinals(1-1)[.500]
27. Seahawks(2-2)[.500]
27. Panthers(3-3)[.500]
27. Giants(3-3)[.500]
31. Broncos(8-9)[.471]
Of course, because
>there are no "bad" teams in the AFCE
49ers
eggles and pats
Lol beat Brady!
This is why Belichick is a better coach than every other retarded faggot in the league
If "winning games" is one of your worst stats, you don't need to be in the Hall.
So Joe Namath, who had more losses than wins and half of the superbowl wins of Eli, gets in but Eli doesn't? fuck off, casual.
>6. Bills
>there are no "bad" teams in the AFCE
>Imagine watching this season and not being a fan of the Super Bowl LIV World Champion Dallas Cowboys, America's Team
What's the over/under on how many of you will eat a gun when the Boys win it all?
That's only through 2018. Should be 12-3 for Steelers and 23-11 for Dolphins.
Joe Namath led the jets to an Owl. The Jets.
Fuck Eli and fuck you
hopefully 90% of the board
packers still put together a couple clock chewing drives. the offense is still improving
>Super Bowl 54 is gonna be Boys vs Pats
I'm gonna end it all no matter who wins.
Chargers 100% trying to trade them melvin gordon. They just lost two CB's and their backup is getting fucking burned non stop
>27. Seahawks(2-2)[.500]
>that Sherman outburst at the end of some meme game
>ever since then, Brady has won like another 3 SBs
>one of them against Sherman's Seahawks
>Sherman got traded to a division rival
>his former team still went to the playoffs without him
don't worry fren, there is another
>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST POST A BASEDBOY IN AN IGGLESHAT, I'M GONNA PUT A CUCCBOIIS HAT ON HIM!
>imagine being paid 84 million dollar, and you can't even score 21 points, instead you fumble the ball, overthrow your receivers, and you throw 2 crucial interceptions
Not one, but TWO superbowl MVPs. What have you ever won in your worthless life? Yeah, that's what I thought.
seeeeeeeethe
>How do you involve the scouting staff in coming in and helping you guys prepare...
Lol that fucking wall of text answer just to say, "Hand them a camcorder and send them to another team's stadium."
Carson wince?
>MUH JOE NAMATH
Is this the ultimate sign of a casual fan? You really dont know why namath is in the hall?
yeah muhommes could be the -1, but they aren't losing to the literal who cowboys
I'd rather see the pats dynasty continue for another decade than see the cowboys win another owl.
wince actually took his team to the playoffs, cuck cousins can't even beat a bears team resting their starters @ home
So what did Sonny Jurgenson do to get in?
No. Joe Namath led the Jets to claim the AFCs first ever super bowl is the reason why he got in.
You’re in luck then.
Old Gay looks like your typical basement dweller, trap loving cumbrain faggot
>mfw delusional Bears and Vikings fans think their defense is better than the Packers new defense
Packers have the best defense in the division now. Fight me faggots.
iggle and cowshitter "fans" need a massive humbling.
Tired of hearing about the Cowboys
>play two shitty QB's
>O-OUR DEFENSE IS ELITE
Lead the league in passing TD's and yards multiple times, what has eli led the league in ever? The only thing I can think of is INt's fucking kek
Since when do you need "witnesses" for a sexual assault claim? They tried to ruin Kavanaugh with far, far less.
Wince has never personally seen a playoff game while Cousins has.
I just think the whole division is incompetent.
Praise the lord. The punthers can finally move on from this fucking clown
even though Eli is way past his prime i'm kinda sad about the announcement today. Pats always shooketh by The Great Eli
can't wait to endure Jones sucking cock for the next few years before he gets traded
Lmao no you don’t. Vikings shut you down for 3 straight quarters, and the Bears limited you to 10 fucking points. Puckers have no defense, they’ve just faced shitty QBs
set the standard for passing.
Kirk cousins is unironically a franchise QB. He isn't awful.
Why is nobody discussing the Cardinals?
Why do people assume Kellen Moore wants to jump right in to the fire of being a head coach after just one year of experience as an assistant?
I think Jerry will offer to make him the highest paid coordinator after this season, and he’ll stay in Dallas for at least a couple more years.
Game winning drives, that's almost certain. I can tell you that without looking it up. Manning was elite at game winning drives.
The fuck is there to discuss? They’re still trash
>Kirk cousins is unironically a franchise QB. He isn't awful.
Fuck the Jaguars *dabs*
jesus, enjoy the (you)s my man you deserve them for this level of b8
yeah, i too would rather not have cuck cousins play in a game that matters.
The New England Patriots have traded a 2020 1st round pick and JC Jackson to the Jacksonville Jaguars for Jalen Ramsy and a 2020 4th round pick.
I've been saying this since last year, Ravens defense isn't as good as the numbers imply.
>saying "you mad?" in 2019
>so full of seethe that he had a stroke
He is an awesome qb. Probably the first autistic qb to win an owl.
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T PUT A COWBOYS HAT ON SÖYJAK, ONLY COWBOYS FANS ARE ALLOWED TO DO SÖYJAK EDITS
The price of a fumble and 2 INTs is $84 million because that’s what the Vikings were willing to pay for it.
This NFL season has been a disaster and we're barely making it to week three
Why are we pretending he goes anywhere but New England?
>god i'm so angry because cuck cousins mr 5-26 against winning teams isn't my QB
lmao keep coping vicuck
>mfw the Vikings are making it to the postseason and everyone seethes harder than ever
Don’t even @ me you salty nigs
>boring games
>blowouts
>half the league dead
didn't Dilfer invent the QBR formula? That's pretty autistic.
nonsensical cope
is your faggot team making a trade for a QB? if no then enjoy 7-9
You don't need to beat Brady to get a wildcard, dummy.
Bears have the best defense in the league. Shame the offense is shit
Don't you fags ever get tired of posting this same fucking face over and over and over again? I don't get how someone becomes a wojak poster. We get it, literally every person in this thread is a crying, s o y chugging libtard.
Checked. Eli led the league in GWDs one time. A brief list of other QBs who led the league in that stats once...
Geno Smith
Blake Bortles
Charlie Batch
Aaron Brooks
Could you be any more obsessed?
just friendly banter mate, calm down :)
>trump posting in 2019
Your team is good other than Cousins, but until you get rid of him, you're in the same boat as the Bears. Never winning the game game.
5-26 shitter minisomalia vicuck LMAO
What did I just say salty nig?
>wins not one, not two, not three, but FOUR superbowls
>overrated
based retard poster
>(You)
>implying we'll win shit with kurt niggers as QB
LOL, delusional, i guess that's why we're called the vicucks LOL
Since 1999, a brief look at league leaders in passing yards...
Matt Schaub
Daunte Culpepper
Rich Gannon
Steve Beuerlein
Face it, Eli Manning will be in the HOF.
It's not banter. It's stale retard shit for children. Banter is creative. Wojak posting is the lowest IQ form of communication.
>never winning the game game
Vicucks fans are the fucking worst
The answer is obviously no seeing as how every 5th post is some fucking variation of crying wojak.
He gave a speech at a place I worked at. Pretty funny guy.
Obsessed
Oh wow how creative, I did not see that coming. I'm totally taken by surprise. I criticized you for posting the gay crying wojak face and you posted it anyways wow, ya got me. Epic troll here folks. He might even go for round 2 and really burn my buttocks.
>Face it, Eli Manning will be in the HOF.
based and checked
fuck the pats
yeah, cook is a beast, still doesn't mean shit when you have kirk ponder as QB LMAO. 2012 all over again
This nigger actually gameplans against the opponents practice squad. That's why this motherfucker is next-level. God, I hate him.
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>Matt Schaub
that 04 QB draft class sure was something else
How about you come suck this big hard dick of mine? Your mom just got done and now it's your turn fucking gay FAGGOT
>Gunner Olszewski on Antonio Brown: "He calls himself Mr. Big Chest. I call him Mr. Big Brain."
Based.
If you want to get in the WC for sure.
It was fun while it lasted :(
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youtube.com
Does anyone else have to wait 2+ weeks for NFLShop to ship them their China slave made Nike gear? I wish those kids would move faster
You're full of fucking shit. My mom told me she hasn't sucked your cock for at least a month.
He won 1 fluke low scoring superbowl win and had a losing career record. Please enlighten me, genius.
NEW
Your mom is a lying whore. Now come suck daddy's cock you fucking homo
Took 2 weeks for my Bruins hat to get to me from NHLshop. First it was stuck in Ohio for 3 days, then it sat in the another location for about 4 days.
me me I'm a game game man.
Literally the only play he's remembered for was pure dumb luck. Like I said, Eli has company.
My mom may be a whore, but she never lies. She told me you're gay and you want to have sex with me like a big flaming homosexual. You are gay.
>list off a legitimate athletic accomplishment that Eli never achieved
>somehow think you've done anything other than make my point for me
Kill yourself. Seriously.
what the fuck is "interceptable pass rate"
Faggots just make up stats to pretend like they're important
I'm more looking forward to Chiefs/Packers
>you could say, figuratively, it was orgasmic.
youtu.be
Wow how the fuck can these bums lead the league in passing yards and eli cant fucking lmao
Some slut is going to get AB suspended. Karmas a bitch!
>BOOMIN
never forget Joe Buck's lame call on one of the greatest plays in super bowl history
Kill yourself. Comically.
>DalASS KEKbois
lmao
>announcers need to scream like spergs or the game is ruined
Low IQ boomer