Cardinals vs Ravens Game Thread

With our top 2 CBs out, I wouldn't put a lot of eggs in that basket this week.

Always a cope from this team. Christ, just win how hard can it be.

>Being this mad
Get help

/e /vp /d /h reporting in.

Lmao old McPhee cannot sack a mobile quarterback

Against Baltimore at home? Pretty hard.

>tfw your punter is in your top 5 players

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>line up in trips
>motion to a screen and throw it for 2 yards
is this kliff changing his offense for the nfl lol

>Copedinals

No that's his TTU offense. Except NFL DBs and LBs don't miss tackles in space.

Jump in the /nfl/ game chat! !

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lol crowd going mental because he ran
ah didn't watch much tech tbf since they weren't very interesting

So this is what it feels like to have an OC who knows what he is doing

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LAMAR'S DOING IT AGAIN

stream lads

bfst.to/watch/nfl.php

Mac book says get a surface

Holy shit he's gonna throw 5 TDs again

Absolutely BASED

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Whites r ded

LETS GO RAVENS

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based and bigtittygirls are bestpilled

Lameme throws to receivers with 10 yds separation every play and gets crowned a complete passed.

>lamar can't throw

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>LETS GO BERDS

his first pass of the game was threaded right between coverages

lol

>Kyler Memey

LAMAR ABSOLUTELY DESTROYING STEREOTYPES

>"Threaded"
TE standing still in the middle of a zone with defenders 5 yds away is not threading, you absolute retard.

Cope

Brown has been WIDE fucking open the whole time though, it will be so much different when they play the Stoolers or Xecucks

>kyler murray

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What exactly qualifies as a completed pass brainlet?

if you don't throw into double coverage you're a bad qb

Complete passer* sorry

Lamar Jackson has more TDs on the year than he does incompletions.

I can't believe Lememe nigger QB is actually elite I'm going to kill myself.

Which dumpster team will Lameme play next week?

>The Masked Singer

jesus, we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel

Geno Smith had a perfect passer rating against the Lolfins as well

>KC
another win for DA BERDS

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the chiefs lol

He's going to look like such a chump next to based Mahomes.

>Memehomes
guarantee 3 interceptions

W-what are at those coordinates?

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Uh huh, sure kid.

Being 6'5" and standing next to a fucking 7'2 giant doesn't make you not tall , nobody compares to Mahomes right now

If only Larry didn't play for a trash team his whole career

cringe r*ddit analogy

So...

What's everyone eating while watching the game?

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>t. manlet

dilate

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Nothing atm. Finna get a sixer and work on my leaky faucet lmao

Would you fuck Pam Oliver Yea Forums?

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Fuck no

Based. Im making meatloaf and re screening my back porch after this game

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Ok, I'm dilated.

Hell yeah

duh

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>3DPD

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Football MILFs are something else

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Lameme Sackson on suicide watch after that

chad

no

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VAR SINSON

>not tactically fumbling for a cheeky gain

Is there a 2-D Pam Oliver?

refball, truly my greatest ally

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no

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Even Hellen Keller saw that was a catch and fumble and shes a woman.

Not a catch

Also good game so far. Cards passing game picking up right where it left off last week

are you literally ever right

look at him and laugh

>No hips
Disgusting

No bully

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Is that Tomlinson? What a manlet.

>JUST

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OH NOO BRADU PITTTUU PREASE NO TACKRE MEEEE~~~

>WWE
cringe
Who New Japan chad here?

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For me, it's WWF attitude era and WCW sting era

based and okadapilled

>wrestling

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Need to be smothered by their soles

didn't he crack his skull and was forced to retire for doing that?

I can enjoy other sports, but I prefer those without an offseason, like pro-wrestling. I don't know how people deal with actually having a time period with no sports on.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KINGSBURY IS A FUCKING RETARD

>icing your offense
lol georgia tech did this yesterday too and lost

>Kingsbury in charge of winning a game of football

diversify your hobbies

play a game or do something productive

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Learning from the Lions I suppose.

>cliff dingleberry

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you watch other sports

>Memechuck
based

Yes, but it wasn't the one in that .gif, it was this youtube.com/watch?v=uXLLlqwbdio

nice secondary play

This
I’m /o/, /out/, /k/, /diy/, Yea Forums along with with Yea Forums
I cannot fathom people that have less than 5 major hobbies or interests

maaaan, that thump is disgusting

>having hobbies
Which subreddits do you subscribe to?

Cris Carter is surprisingly ok for an announcer. Thought I would have to mute this shit.

>pats still only up 7 with 3 minutes left
even tho they'll score another td lol

He loves saying "tremendous athlete"

r/farmingsimulator

we can't all sit in a room and stare at a wall all day like you, user

Why does it seem like there is a hold on every punt or kickoff? Just get rid of this shit.

he's learning, still in his Dan Dierdorf "this guy is a FOOTBALL player" but he's likeable so it's cool

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>Lameme Sackson is an elite passer

andrews jumped brown's route and blinded him :)

Lameme pls improve

God dammit I sat M Andrews and of course he's hot

>NFL defenses STILL can't stop a simple read option

>great job by HAIRYZONA

>Igrham dead

time for the GUS BUS

look at that THICCCCCC tight end block

rip running game tho

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Justified

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why do I hate Chris Carter?

Yeah, I think I've seen enough. Browns got this division easy.

justice is a speed back doesn't really make sense to use him for the zone options

YES

cadence of a crooked pastor

Tucker finds a way

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l m a o
m
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look at this duuuuuuuuuuuuude

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>rip running game
Uh sweaty our running game was fine without Mark Ingram

Of course we're getting blown out, of course DJ is hurt, why would good things happen to us?

I want some

How are Browns fans so consistently delusional? Every year they say the same thing and every year they finish last in the division.

Memezona chimping out already. Just put the back ups in Harbs, no use risking a starter to injury against this nigger team.

yeah but fine isn't good enough for what the Ravens want to do, they want to be dominant

Is Amos still coaching the special teams? fucking hell

I'm a neutral observer. Ravens are a paper tiger. Shittsburgh is done. Benglels will finish 2nd. It's the Browns' division. Bookmark it.

>thinks johnny 2.0 won't fizzle out.

>one foot in bounds is a catch now

>top 10 defense 18 of 21 seasons

get fucked casual fans

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Retard

Seethe

I'm stuck with Royal Farms chicken myself

God damn we always get to 3rd down FFS.

can't wait for the division to play out in the exact opposite order you predict

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Ouch. It's so bad. Even KFC is better.

>18 penalties for over 150 yards
The Browns havent even won a game and are already falling apart.

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We'll get comfy because that's not going to happen. Stay mad, Shitbird.

Wawa shill detected. Kys.

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We are 2/7 third down conversions so how about some first down conversions? desu sempai?

can we get another 40+ point game lads?

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Wawa sucks too. Sheetz bootyblasts either of those shitholed.

big ben's elbow is fucked lol

I think the Stoolers will win the division and Ravens will get the wild card, Browns have a choke failsafe the likes I've never seen before

>shitz

Hick detected

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>Getting anything other than a panini at wawa
why?

wawa's food is at least edible

every team should play a rb at qb

>implying Rofo isn't packed wall to wall with Dundalk trash

WAWA IS BETTER THAN SHEETZ LEL

What the hell is this Idiocracy?

oh thank god disregard then

WAWA IS BETTER THAN SHEETZ BUT THAT ISN'T LIKE ROFO WHICH IS PACKED WITH DUNDALK

I get all my moloko at the royal farms before I slarmp crack all over the ultraviolence

bullshit call

Royal Farms > Wawa >> The Chum Bucket >>>>> Sheetz

>lolsorandum xD
>>>R*ddit

Well boys time to go fuck my huge titty japanese wife. see you after the break.

fat lads

Degenerate

I don't think we can score a single fucking TD without the defense playing prevent.

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So what are we fapping to at halftime Yea Forums?
Peep who liked this tweet

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been on painkillers the entire week so my dick isnt doing anything right now

Only had the chicken pieces, how are the tendies?

Fapped pre-game to Scar 13 and Xanthia as witches

royal farms was the first place to ever have an option to order your sub on a touch screen. It was so much better than having to do it like subway and the subs tasted way better too.

Usually good. I usually get the chicken meal though, I'm a thigh guy myself. Royal Farms chicken salad sandwich is the GOAT though

Ben heading to the lockers

>baker mayfield ad during ravens game
why even spend money on it

why doesnt bmore rush the ball more? only 14 rushes and 9 of those from lamar REEEEEE

Larry fucking legend, still wont score a TD though, ugh.

because they're trying not to reveal too much of their offense before games they aren't expected to win comfortably

They are desperate to prove the racist alt-right nazi incels wrong about Lameme being an elite passer

>Mason Rudolph starting 2nd half for Pittsburgh

Just give us the division now

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We're in the redzone, how are we gonna fuck this up this time.

WILL WE EVER FUCKING RUN THE BALL IN THE REDZONE

THE MIDGET CANT THROW A TD IN HERE

i thought our secondary was supposed to be good

Smith and Young dying hurt bad.

>implying Mason and Washington won't link up some old Gundy memes and dab all over your shantytown of Baltipoor

THIS IS FUCKING PATHETIC, OVERTHROW FITZ OVER AND OVER AGAIN

FUCKING MIDGET, FUCKING IDIOT KINGSBURY

humphrey isnt playing well either, injury must be bad

>his team spent the 1st overall pick of the 2019 NFL draft on a FUCKING TREE ELF

andd back from fucking my massively huge breasted japanese wife. How's the game going lads.

WTF is with that creepy Alexa ad?

>tripfagging on an anonymous image board

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Still no TD this season without the defense playing prevent.

Is there anything worse than TNF?

Who are you quoting?

is being a kicker as easy as it looks? admittedly I'm new to this sport, so I could be missing some of the minutiae of the position

Does anyone else like huge black cocks rammed down their throats?

You're not Joe Flacco's Fu Manchu

>wojak posting when your team is getting BTFO

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I've been out of the loop lately. is Lameme actually not terrible at throwing or is he just extremely lucky Baltimore has only played shit teams so far?

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Ur mum

No one

Tucker makes it look easy

Im really glad we drafted kyler murray #1 overall, keim is such a great gm

Ravens fans take kickers for granted. As a Ravens fan we are spoiled by elite special teams and the most accurate kicker in the 100 years of the NFL but for 31 other teams their kickers have cost them games and they have to worry every time their kicker trots onto the field.

goddammit we lost ravensbros

The latter. In his entire career he's only played against trash defenses except for Chargers, who embarrassed him in the 'offs.

>Bucs
>49ers
>Lolphins
>Raiders

etc

that's what I figured. can't wait for them to play a real team and get their shit pushed in

society...

Yeah throwing 5 TDs against a secondary consisting of Fitzpatrick, Jones and Howard was easy

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Whoa its old bay!!! I recognize ur name!! Do you recognize me??? Im the angry old cardinals fan!!

You're a crazy breed...

>being so desperate that you try to gaslight the Lolphins defense as being good
>maybe if I list off some players it will look like I have a real argument :OOOOOOO
btw Fitzpatrick immediately requested a trade because they are so shit

>celebrating doing a facemask
based

This Marsh clown is a fucking nigger. Hope he gets raped by antonio brown

RUN
THE
BALL
MORE

Bro do you post in the nfl general too?? I will be sure to look for your posts so i can know its you!!! It will be just like reddit!! Based!!!

Aren't you 40 years old on Yea Forums?

I don't know what's more pathetic, the Cardinals or the people who think this shit team deserves praise.

Damn I know Bro!! You always ha e such quality posts, im glad you identified yourself so i know its you!! How do I upvote your post??

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better go for it on 4th after that

Oh FFS Lameme

THESE FUCKING REFS

How old are you faggot?

I am 19 thanks for asking, where is your name bro?? How am i supposed to recognize your posts in the future and give you the attention you deserve???

Dude's been working for Dominos for 30 years?

Jeez

>franchisee

Guys im gonna be honest, people recognizing my name on an anonymous image board is the only thing keeping me from killing myself

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My name is Jamal. Sorry i'm not a trip fag

Another Larry Legend big play.... that will be wasted when we only kick a FG

wew

Hes probably rich already. I inherited a trust fund and am forced to work for only $90,000 a year as an HVAC tech to keep busy and as a condition of the will.

why are making this little faggit look good

wtf bros

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mahomes is gonna shrek us

Oh look it's almost like running in the redzone is a good idea.

>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SCORE ON RAVENS

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what the FUCK

God this ravens defense is terrible!!

how long were you waiting

Fucking Christ Mahomes is going to spread our assholes next week, if this Manlet is fucking us up..

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i've just made the edit and tuned in ;)

Told y'all the Cards have some dangerous receivers

Lets see what Lamar can do to answer

Nice larp

nope, ravens secondary just plays like shit

how can they et an old fart like larry catch plus 100 yards on them?

Which player on the field do you guys find most attractive? For me, its Lamar Jackson

not if smith is back

Damn, new iPhone is ugly.

>having to watch this secondary fail for 9 more minutes

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oh wow now the iphone has 3 cameras on the back, better throw away the last model and get that because 3 is clearly better than 2

Haha wow your name is so quirky and le random!!! Do you bacon narwal too?? Haha im glad i will be able to recognize posts in the future, they are very interesting!!

Clearly didn't watch the Cards play last week. Fitz, Kirk and Byrd all had great games. Dont know if it's this offence or the WR coach but they're getting guys consistently open

Whats a larp?

never underestimate the careless spending habits of millenials and zoomers

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that new off definitely has something to do with it, but for a secondary which was supposed to be a top 5 secondary in the league this year, this looks awful

Wow Lamar jackson can run, throw, and is sexy. A total package!!

GUS BUS SIGHTING

based

>is sexy

not at all, but his homliness makes him more likeable to me tbqh. That lack of neck is S T O C K Y

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>the city of these officials

oooh interesting, one of these

REFBALL

what are they reviewing?

Can he kick?

refball

he backpacked him before the pass and you can review PI

harbs probably wants to see if they will ever overturn it

Fox has the worst broadcast. Prove me wrong

LITERALL REFBALL

Pass interference sempai

Refs trying to give the retardinals the game

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FUCK THESE REFS HOLY SHIT

>harbs probably wants to see if they will ever overturn it
no point in ever reviewing it then

lol jesus you can't even tell who's jewing who anymore

goddamn what is wrong with these refs

>female refs

The absolute state of Arizona

>retardnals

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Just arrived from the Dallas-Washington game lads. What have I missed?

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judon calm down

the cardinals are folding lmao

refs bet on exactly 17-23

Nice team Kliff.

Lamem is laget

Refball on both sides

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>black qbs

>almost losing to the cardinals

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I mean Lagit. It's hard to misspell words correctly

>burning timeouts before the 2 min warning
stop i can only get so erect

have to score here

too scary if they get the ball

Would he have gotten the job if he wasn't handsome?

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lol just lol

honestly, 23 points surpassed my preconceived notion of what the Ravens would be scoring and I'm relatively satisfied.

Big Ben going down is the icing on the cake, 2-0 baby

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KEK

Pathetic. whatever.

HOLLYWOOOOOOOOD

HAY'S IN THE BARN BABY.

HAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAA

HOLLYWOOOODD

that's my quarterback

L A M E M E

a fucking fade on 3rd and 11 lol

we are so based bros

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Ravens dabbing all on the NFL this year

KING IN THE NORTH

Finally, it's the Ravens' year once again!

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>team named after a poem
How gay can you get?

Hey Arizona! Go fuck yourselves!

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That was a pretty good game. This Kyler fellow has a bright future ahead of him.

>team named after some faggy bird
>oldest NFL franchise in existence
>still shit after 100 years and nothing to show for it

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imagine living in a state that doesn't have a good flag, Arizona and Maryland have top flags

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>2 more weeks until baker gets blacked

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>Retardinals

the eternal bird

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>Ravens 2-0
>Steelers 0-2

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Seriously though I wish you guys the best of luck. BIRDGANG stays united in times like these.

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0-2 means you have like a 20% at best chance of the playoffs btw

Yeah Kyler is a pretty solid guy and I feel confident with him around, with a star RB that game was a win for the cards. So I don't know if we are getting a winning season right now, it seems bleak but at least its a product worth supporting.

I've always liked Hawaii's flag.