Ahem... may i have your attention, please?

>ahem... may i have your attention, please?

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get curb stomped

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o-oh shoot, I forgot w-what to say

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You see Ronaldo

there's been too much violence; too much pain. just walk away

FUCK N..

>why are we here? Just to suffer?

>the word APOLOGIZE is thrown around a lot these days...

anime is fucking gay

>Have you ever thought of our place in the universe? The insignificance of our existence? And how we are bound my morality and other human inventions to further delude our sense of importance and deprive our instincts and our desires of the things they are commanded to crave for by nature?

>Of course you do not ask yourselves these questions. You are all gathered here to fulfill your need of cheap entertainment and a twisted sense of belonging to a corporation. You are nothing. I am nothing. We are not.

>You have no body, no blood, no bones, you are but a thought. I myself have no existence; I am but a dream—your dream, creature of your imagination. In a moment you will have realized this, then you all will banish me from your visions and I shall dissolve into the nothingness out of which you made me.

>It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream. A grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought — a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities!

>Visca Barca y visca Cataluña, muchas gracias.

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>A FUCKING MOTH

no

*ahem*

N

>wtf...I can't believe I got mathematically btfo

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>dumbele is a n

*Messhit destroyer 9000 is completely right and I will retire as I can never reach ronaldos level*

Fake, goats can't be racist

>may i have your attention, please?
>will the real GOAT please stand up?
>i repeat, will the real GOAT please stand up?

>im not racist or anything...but

>I walk a lonely road
>The only road that I have ever known
>Dont know where it goes
>Wake me up when September ends

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>im not a nazi... but

>despite being only 13% of the population..

>no to racism

>I dont want Griezman to fail but..

>nerman... pls

>... Dembele picks up 52% of the team injuries.

I'M TAKING MY TALENTS TO SERIE A

I RUN THIS BUSINESS

>It's time for me to live my life as a homosexual male

>no sé hablar inglés

>Give me La Liga, the Ballon D'Or, the Champions League, and the World Cup, and I spare your lives.

Yes, it is in fact true that I have autism