/hoc/

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Me on the right

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>as i was standing to wipe

ice

>11 posts
>11 ips
nice poommunity you have here

Hey, duckposters

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It's summer
>man

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why on earth would you stand up while wiping? If you don't sit while wiping, you're a degenerate and you need to go back to whatever third world shithole you came from

youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE

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redpill me on the battle of suomussalmi

when i winnipeg i try to swirl my hips to coil the log

>standing to wipe

degenerate

Vanilla Ice was far before his time
and this song rocks the house

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94896329
Cringe

HUT!!!

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yeah it's easier to wipe your vagina sitting

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=a-prUX0GK10

It was winter. War happened I guess.

>from front to back

Seattle Sharts

The Winter War? More like the Winter BORE because Finland is fucking boring

Seattle West
>rags

>there's more videos
why did nobody tell me

just dabbed on /cric/ bros ama

youtube.com/watch?v=ln-Jq6X6p-g

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these old logos are more aesthetic then the ones they have now

MY LOINS

why are you gay?

Why even bother

Seattle spam

youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU

GET PUCKS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

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Please stop coming into /cric/ and sharting yourselves boys.

Also, here's a bit of shameless thread promotion if that's ok I know you lads enjoy your rivalries

>hoc memes youtube channel
sunbelt was a mistake

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Please come again

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a genie comes to you and proposes you live in a timeline where finland doesn't exist but you have a canadian gf

wat do

>pongs

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youtube.com/watch?v=l-O5IHVhWj0

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give me the canadian gf please

binlan isn't real and i fuck qt french girls on the reg

is it a french canadian or normal canadian gf?

say yes before he even gets to the gf part

youtube.com/watch?v=s36eQwgPNSE

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thats not nice, penguins are groovy little critters. their fat little torso allows them to live in a freezer of an environment. they are also incredibly talented dancers

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Yeah, I drop in from time to time to say hello and support the Bruins. Hockey is a great game with a really good sports culture, I'm a rugby guy myself and there's a few similarities and a few differences like you lads are more into dad rock and snacks but still easy to get along.

No you don't

here he is with the whole text green

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Hey lad what county you from

we always love having you over, lad
sorry about the shitposts
thx

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>seething

Sunbelt
Funbelt
Sunbelt
Bestbelt

>you lads are more into dad rock and snacks
no idiot, we're about crushing brewskis and getting poon

India, he fixes your cable from over the phone

>larping

more like fatbelt

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Dublin
the shitposts are grand
>poon
India is not a county lmao

I said county not country

Your accent is atrocious then

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do you eat ass

Ah yes the Toronto of Ireland

for me, there 's no going back
> its Munchen Beaver or nothing

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...

L2 read nerd

No
Yes, but we win trophies

americans BOILING

I'm surprised a mick like you doesn't cheer for the greatest mick of all, Connor McDavid

>blimey!!! theyre after me lucky charms!!

>Irish
youtube.com/watch?v=ns-qtoxnAS8

apparently the kangz prospect pool is fucken stacked but i had no idea since nobody ever talks about them

>/hoc/

>a handegg and off season community forum

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hey wait a minute

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Brendan Shanahan is literally the goat Irish in the hockey.

fucking hawt keep going

>when you leaf friend is more racist then your Alabama Grand Nephew

Weew

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>italians not excluded

fig yes we've made it

Alright, I'm going now for my panther meeting.

Wait is it not normal to stand and wipe? Why would you stay seated? What if you dip your hand in the water?

odds and i blow up finland
evens and i blow up /cric/

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reroll

say hi to Jenny for me

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>What if you dip your hand in the water?
hello trashville

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Starting to get annoyed with stinky frogs overrating the fuck out of their prospects

I basically stand up but in a kind of crouch so my cheeks are still spread and then wipe. It’s also important to check your stool each time for any irregularities, so make sure you bring your latex gloves so that you can sift through it.

>didn't get a single reply
>have to give yourself one here

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1967

that's a pretty solid pick. If you like Shanahan, why don't you cheer for the Leafs instead of Boston? they even have an irish themed alternate jersey from when they were called the Toronto St Patrick's. You'd love it

go back to /mlb/

t. German

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isnt me is
retard

>what if you dip your hand in the water?
do you have hams for hands?

what went wrong?

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>. It’s also important to check your stool each time for any irregularities
Exactly. You need to at least glance on what your body is releasing.

thanks for the visit

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>born white

That

>he sits while he shits
Enjoy pulling your puborectalis , retard

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I've been following the Bruins since seeing hockey on tv when I was 8, they were playing the Pens and I made the right choice.
I don't hate the Leafs though but I can't be switching teams like that.

i don't get it

N

Aww, cheers bud!

>sqautty potty

the seattle squatties

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I

>recommending anybody cheer for the leafs
stop it, that's too cruel user

O

unless your diet is really bad then you shouldn't have problems shitting regardless of position

I take 2-3 shits a day

fair enough. what did you think of their trip to the finals this year?

Ireland's alright with me
He can come over to my house and fuck my sister
>any day but washing day
that's a Wednesday

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>shitting at all

enjoy being run by the big toilet paper industry, sheep

I like the duck's haircut

Post sister

They beat part of sobriety is the regularity that comes with it. No more liquor shits at odd hours. I go at the same time every day and it always passes smoothly without fuss. Always solid, too.

I did
>that's her

>using toilet paper
wait americans still do this?

when you are tall like me then your knees are squatted like that picture on the right when I sit on a regular toilet anyways.

>feeding the porcelain Jew
ishygddt

how

>the virgin /hoc/ vs the chad /cric/

I need to go backpacking again. Shitting in the middle of the woods is the most liberating thing in the world.

if you could clone any retired player and put him in your team as a rookie, what player do you pick and why

>he doesn't have a chamber pot and maid
Imagine being poor

do you shoot water up your ass?

I thought the Bruins were going to win the cup, they had a good run in the playoffs, maybe in another year. That was a crazy playoffs with Tampa winning and the Teds in there and then Blues winning the cup for the first time, really fun to follow.

I usually start my day off with a nice solid maple leafs, followed by a morning coffee, which then leads to a mid morning edmonton oilers. After dinner I usually can push out a calgary flames, if not it just gets added onto the morning maple leafs.

youtube.com/watch?v=EpDmklLFXVc

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for me its waist deep river shitting

Ireland is no joke lads. I saw Sons Of Anarchy, those people in Belfast don't mess around

For me? It’s developing an addiction to opiates so I don’t have to do something as bass and demeaning like defecating

>the Troubles was a warning to never fuck with the Irish
and I never will, lads

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>this irish shilling

fuck out

Who are the bigger niggers, pikeys or wops?

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Also pretty nice

canada will never ever win again

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t. Anglo scum

Most days I don't even take a shit.

Why is bender so close to the virgin?

>getting caught by a bear in the woods with your pants down while your shitting
Never again lads

americans

You need more fiber
t. Dr. /hoc/

No irish
No sunbelt
No dogs

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yeah it was a crazy post season. All the division champions were eliminated in the first round. That's never happened before.

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>tfw forgotten because you let the randys beat you

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>hints of sneed

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definitely the wops

>trusting potato suckers
youtube.com/watch?v=rJiGXrfbq1A

my dad had to shoot a bear like that once

I hope we get a Cup to every team that has none
>so DC doesn't feel so special

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at least you came out on top of the leafs beef

>trusting a fart
youtube.com/watch?v=qvOgAPa_mkw

I want that islanders leafs series badly. would be top kino in the NHL and im sure we could get linebrawls and shit

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>leafs beef
what was the problem between them?

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For me, it's wiping while sitting down, then stand up and spread my boy pussy wide open and clean it good with some wetwipes.

nah, it was a 1 time thing. look at the 2nd game where overrated shit returned, there was no energy and nobody really cared because he was completely btfo the first time and it ended there

>im sure we could get linebrawls
maybe 20 years ago. doubt there's a player on either team willing to fight.

youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

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we /irish/ now

youtube.com/watch?v=pVGUs9nQGaw

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nah there will still be beef forever with the islanders fanbase and tavares, but that first night back was something special
matt martin and cal clutterbuck still can fight. also ross johnson but hes a 13th forward in case

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it's a long story. pajamas, tavares, twitter, ...etc .

What have the Irish done lately? Nothing. They are a shell of their former selves.
You know whose really dangerous? The Welsh. They have a fucking dragon for a flag and their language has more consonants than sand on their beaches.

>matt martin
forgot about him. at least he is getting minutes somewhere.

he gets minutes because hes a meat and potatoes guy who just gets hits. Lots and lots of hits. He can score but needs cizikas or clutterbuck to help him. also trotz really likes playing the 4th line to start games

is it really just tavares leaving? on ice stuff I can understand but off ice stuff like a player leaving a team is always lame. I guess that is what happens when nothing does happen between players on the ice now.

I'm Scots-Irish, lad
>fight me
youtube.com/watch?v=XQ7z57qrZU8

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that would be a great series. I want to see Marner fight Barzal lol

leaving, since tavares was basically the islander fanbases favorite player. Him leaving was a gut punch since we fucking care for our players. I'd say the same for lehner, but LL knows sorokin is just about 1 year away if he can come to the NHL.
well, its a more intense series in my eyes: top offense with the laffs, or a brick wall with the islanders

youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

>Suffocate myself with a plastic bag to put myself to sleep
>Have a hallucination about Jesse carrying me to heavens gate
>His soft hands on my body feel like the warm gentle aura of a sun kissed Ocean wave.
>His lips on mine make me feel safe and loved
>Wake up to my sad empty apartment dripping in sweat

Why doesn’t he respond to my DMs bros

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nostalgia

that doesn't sound 5/5

youtube.com/watch?v=CO8vBVUaKvk

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Don't even want to look at how long ago that came out

good story bud

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I feel old enough as it is

youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

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youtube.com/watch?v=Qt6Lkgs0kiU
if i'm being honest with you lads

No you

quit getting sad all of a sudden cripes

>for l8er

youtube.com/watch?v=q7DfQMPmJRI

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hoc is so gay I swear to christ

You're right. Hockey soon-ish.

ice
quit fagging up my thread
>im not crying you're crying

Would Ryan Suter ever waive his no-trade clause? Which team would even offer good value for him?

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Everyone here is gay but me

Congratulations
Your won a Free Handjob

I get all the single moms

hey /hoc/, self proclaimed gay man here ama

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5/5

not tonight Gagan, not tonight

I wont fall for gay trickery

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youtube.com/watch?v=FROn3LtGFl0

>bought this album just before the Tower s fell Manhattan

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thoughts on hockey that goes for 5 6 hour days?

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>ice

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>furpuck

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I like that one song they do "Hexagram". I use it in my Halo 2 montages

youtube.com/watch?v=3L4YrGaR8E4

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Post it

>The microphone explodes, shattering the mold
>Either drop the hits like de la O or get the fuck off the commode
>With the sure shot, sure to make the bodies drop
>Drop and don't copy, yo, don't call this a co-op
>Terror rains drenchin', quenchin' the thirst
>Of the power dons, that five-sided Fistagon
>The rotten sore on the face of Mother Earth gets bigger
>The trigger’s cold, empty your purse

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Rally 'round the family with a pocket full of shells

business idea: bumper stickers
>/hoc/ rocks

id really go for a "fuck the sunbelt" one

sub bullet; Call Slash for photo op

youtube.com/watch?v=bWXazVhlyxQ

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For DEMACIAAAAAAA

If this post gets 12 (You)s I buy a window chalk and write /hoc/ on my car for a week

F

motherfucking Tome Morello

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>4000 posts
>6 IPs
Nice Kipmunity you have here

youtube.com/watch?v=zAlNrtcPCLw

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T. iron 3

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>going 110 with one hand under my sweats holding a vibe on my dick with porn playing in the cupholder
>2 squad cars racing up with lights and sirens
>they went right past me
Whats happening to society?

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>like a looter in a riot

>I don't fuck with the Big 4 O

just won $5 on a $5 lottery ticket

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youtube.com/watch?v=07Y0cy-nvAg

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I don't really want you people looking through my youtube page

>mfw 1(one) Ticket ticket

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come on now

last thread was pretty bumping, easties are falling asleep

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youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q

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joker looks pretty good in this pic

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>two teams named the roughriders in a 9 team league

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Today, I didn't have used my AK

to be fair it's a pretty sweet name

youtube.com/watch?v=_JZom_gVfuw

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huomenta, just woke up.

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the only good rapper is moon man

youtube.com/watch?v=5wBTdfAkqGU

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>cali knows how to one thing
>really fucking well

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youtube.com/watch?v=iv8GW1GaoIc

One to wnd down to
>my first album, my Father gave to me

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I don't understand

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Think I might of overdid the getting high tonight

>take him by the hand
things are fine lad
breathe
>relax

i wish i could get that high again, i smoke too much

youtube.com/watch?v=31UIZIEkcls

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>into this world we're thrown

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I don't like this
I don't like this either
Back the NHL 04 soundtrack

youtube.com/watch?v=xwtdhWltSIg
>its bigger

youtube.com/watch?v=OSwi-PkbSIo

Same

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youtube.com/watch?v=ExVtrghW5Y4

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>DUDE WEED LMAO
fuck you

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youtube.com/watch?v=UZkVqLjGM_I

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youtu.be/FNtU26rybp4

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i remember when they showed this picture in D.A.R.E. classes in third grade

youtube.com/watch?v=eBG7P-K-r1Y

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youtube.com/watch?v=h9YyazDg9YM

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are you drunk?

BASED AND SPOOKYPILLED!

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youtu.be/oimlDiN-Igs

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youtube.com/watch?v=9XaS93WMRQQ
A bit.. excuse me

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Hey buddy. How's google?

youtube.com/watch?v=yjJL9DGU7Gg

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youtube.com/watch?v=fregObNcHC8

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*sips*

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youtube.com/watch?v=C_YtCpC12Kg

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Just want to make a quick introduction, hey my name is Lasse

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pretty cool huh

youtube.com/watch?v=ruAi4VBoBSM

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like the famous puppy dog?

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Ok. What music should I listen to to play NHL hockey

got some poison ivy on my leg
it's so itchy

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mathcore

Gulf & Western spotify it is then

My bad
Here you are

youtube.com/watch?v=UfZWp-hGCdA

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>when you get home

make sure you listen to your ads

youtube.com/watch?v=BvQ571eAOZE

I think they say you should pee on it

youtube.com/watch?v=RlNhD0oS5pk

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>went in the Finnish embassy in DC today
you are so seething

Finns come from the land of the ice and snow

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MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN
WALKING FAST
FACES PASS AND IM HOMEBOUND

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does anyone wants me to stop??
I will.. but , you know
>I still some energy
youtube.com/watch?v=r5kmCgVhADY

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youtube.com/watch?v=yOQGhC5nzus

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poo poo caca

This budlights a little spicy

youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ

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Think I deleted my chel franchise that was almost in its 2nd playoffs. I played every game

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call customer support

I bet a team like Vancouver could start 4-0 and stupid faggot Sweden would be like "wow they really have a chance huh?"

remember to examine your balls

youtube.com/watch?v=0B_lnQIITxU

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be nice, sam

youtu.be/8N-qO3sPMjc
Fuck bros

>usually sunny when i leave to go to the gym around 8
>leave for the gym today at around 8
>it's almost dark

summer is over. we fall now

Do you young hockey fans want to kys because you didst get to see Gretsky play?

youtube.com/watch?v=Vr6awhO7w0k

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Shut the fuck up boomer /hoc/ is a Laine general

no because 80's hockey was a complete joke and no "muh old days" boomer will convince me otherwise

NHL 2003 soundtrack

reminder that a good GAA in the 80s for goalies was 4.00

diaz vs mcgregor 1 is now free on youtube lads

Weew
>good hunting
youtube.com/watch?v=fqiasBVGtX8

Spotify playlist "Ocean Avenue - Yelowwcard" by Hannah is kino. I wonder if Hannah would be my girlfriend

???

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youtube.com/watch?v=Q7wcYCvsvR4

Imagine being a shill for Spotify on fucking /hoc/ of all places

what's wrong with spotify

Oh boy. I'd love a place with a playlist of whole grand theft auto radio stations. Does anybody knows wher I can find one?

literally google what you just typed

for me, it's k-rose

youtube.com/watch?v=3wRv7wxpn2w

Oh so spotify?

Yea that's the one. I was listening to it on spotify. I just wanted to know if anyone knew any other

Youtube

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Golf is sort of like hockey except you can't hit people

Ryan Gosling

Just made two noises loud as a nigger

Did me job
Got me smokes
Drank me beers
Heemed a non-white
Ate some ass
That’s my typical Monday lads

>I'm going to write songs about the injustices that the worst people have done to african people
So you're writing songs about africans fucking over other africans?

Ted's job is eating ass and Ted's dad calls getting his ass ate "heeming a non white"

Ted is with the Christian God now m8
FFFFF
F
FF
F
F

Formerly

youtube.com/watch?v=4RM22Nv8bC0

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So many Indians coming to Canada. Won't they run out at home?

Well played fren. A bit too synth-y for me, but the music industry sucks massive cock these days, so the drums/percussion are usually replaced with shitty synth sounds.

Enjoy some comfy 9pm summer driving music.
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G

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huomenta but the opposite

Bad evening?

hyvaa yoda

Too tired for rph lads

i'm always too tired for rph. that's why i said we should move it to 11 pm

RPH

rags posting hours
>rags

its an RPH time guys that means its time for me, an east coaster (the best coast) to go to bed. goodnight peasants

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liar you'll be up until 3 am

Pacific is the most powerful division on Earth.

94898628
it is 3am and im not giving (you) anything for that

it's not 3am where it truly matters

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

i've got /hoc/ all to myself

no i'm here but about to sleep

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thinking about kiekko

>i'm kaaaaapo

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fuck this shit, at least play good music.

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t. onions

*sips*

*Can't speak hokkei after spending 3 years in Edmonton*

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Wake the FUCK up America.

30 more minutes

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I'm technically conscious

huo Mentos

Jesse Puljujärvi
@realBulju
I only shoot and score then you score then will come

Hockey yet?

Not yet, be patient

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I believe this is important

twitter.com/mnwildpup/status/1163541362836480000?s=19

lockout confirmed

12 year, 11 million a year guaranteed. Wild are a contender for the forseeable future.

thinking

about

eating

Ass

ice

lose weight

Mmmmm ass ice

the wild has pretty good ice. they use water from the local lakes

thinking about purchasing my childhood home

I've thought about that too but it's a bit of a dump

same but you know

>new zealanders

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awful bait tbqh lad slightly disappointed

>poo peelanders

personally I don't think it looks like a flushing shitter

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I don't like the stripes.

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i'm sipping tbqdesu

>le red and black and white team
>also sunbelt
Xeattle better have purple and pink sweaters because I am tired of 9 teams looking exactly the same

At least >we used to have silver mixed in to help stand out.
Not sure where the fuck that color went.

I actually liked the old away jersey 2bh

Never a fan of jerseys that just have the name going across the front. Unless you're deliberately going for an old-school aesthetic which they aren't.

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Flag Alt is still the best

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league needs more green and brown desu

Looks like those 2002 Team Canada jerseys crossed with >rags

4/10 relocation to Quebec confirmed

>Unless you're deliberately going for an old-school aesthetic which they aren't.
Aren't they, though?
Or do you think it only counts as that if it's a copy of an older jersey that they used to have decades ago, as opposed to just using a general older style?

stripe around the bottom makes them look like they have wide child bearing hips

New Zealand is a truly bizarre poster.

gonna be legit upset if the xheattle dickgirls aren't green

Just be colorblind and there are a shitload of green teams in the league.

feels more like it's going for the minimalist meme than having an old-school style in general.

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should have just put the flag logo on the new whites and it would have been fine

>tfw green & brown Xeattle Frog Guys will never be real
it hurts

>hurricane warning flag
when has anyone ever needed a stupid flag to tell them its raining buckets and gusting 200 mph

what do you think Shannons fetish

>$250 (x3) + S&H + tax + tip
someone out there will unironically pay for these

probably Shannon

bbw/cuckold

Based

5 new kits in just 2 years without a single fan to purchase them just seems like an overstock nightmare desu

what kind of cuck actually buys jerseys at full price instead of just getting chinkass bootlegs on ebay for like $30

>his team isn’t the chad blue and orange

imagine watching sports

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business idea: more red white and blue teams because rags and jackies and classic jets are unironically the most aesthetic teams in the league

who has the highest hockey-iq in nhl?

WHAT?!?!

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>carolina rangers
when will they learn

youre lookin at him bucko

Pierre McGuire

>rags
youtube.com/watch?v=8sYK7lm3UKg

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it doesn't even say "Carolina" or "Hurricanes" it just says "Canes"

>Ladies and gentlemen, your Carolina Canes

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Gaudreau

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I actually got an away Schneider from the NHL website for $30, only upset my normal size sold out so I had to get one bigger.

this, in all likely hood, is the most honest thing I've read in this forum

this is literally, without memeing, the same color pattern those LGBTWTFROFLMAOBBQ+ use for their dickgirl-bearddyke """identity flag"""

honestly retarded

so in other words, it's a perfect fit

I'm bias

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Peak hockey

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why is the red team so sleepy

>this thread is still active
>the absolute shanty town of RPH

Trap is tiring

Is it wrong to think about cute hockey girls while touching your pee pee?

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>tfw to smart too score in the playoffs

imagine

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I vastly prefer sticc girls

yes

which will be more (((nuHL))), debbies having a Jewish Heritage Night, or the 40th xeattle Pride Night ft. Special Local LGBT+ Charity Night?

SAME SONG DIFFERENT CHORUS

IF YOU'RE LISTENING

Nah, he has outstanding hands and is certainly smart, but not the #1 highest hockey IQ in the league. Bergeron has to be up there, he understands how to use leverage along the boards so well. Aho is another guy whose hockey sense stands out--he's always putting the puck in the right spot and is really good at transitioning quickly up the ice.

get your eyes check retard, it's salmon and teal not pink and cyan.

WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>"I want a team where I get a place in one of the first two lines and where I get to play for 15 minutes per game. Then I could show what I'm going for. That is my main goal," Puljujarvi said

Will he awaken?

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Never

*SHREDDING*

SING IT BACK

what an idiot kek

He'll awaken in the ECHL

>xeattle AHL team in California
>Palm Springs Firebirds
>factually the gayest city per capita in California
>flaming birds
>main club STILL insists on using tranny flag colors for uniforms
it's intentional, make no mistake

thank you Gary, very cool!

Last two digits is how many goals Kadri scores this year

WHOOOOAAAAOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

last two digits is how many games he wins

A WAR of 16 isn't bad

STRING FROM YOUR TETHER UNWINDS

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Looks okay

WOAH OH, WOAH OH

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Suddenly picturing a game at MSG, between that and this.

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UP AND OUTWARD TO BIND

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Rekt

Is this real?

he would love living in Boise

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why does his sweater look so loose

He doesn't have pads on

His BMI is probably below 400%, fatty

New almostready?

Your IQ is definitely below 80, dummy

he thinn

Now it is.
Thanks for the reminder.

what ever happened to those bulju reminders that we always used to get?

Breakout the tune 25-30 games in Bakersfield, blah blah

>Bakersfield

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He will be awaken.

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baste

If you like skinny girls with small tits and no ice I have some news for you

just huomentaed up

but small tits are patrician

500

...

How would he have told Chia if he cant speak english?