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ATL: Braves acquire Greene from Tigers at deadline
TOR: Bichette launches 1st career homer Wednesday
COL: Marquez leaves start with 'full body cramp'
TB: Rays acquire Richards, Anderson from Marlins
CWS: Yoan Moncada (hamstring) put on 10-day IL
CHC: Cubs trade Carl Edwards Jr. to the Padres
HOU: Greinke shipped to Astros in blockbuster deal
SF: Giants trade for Scooter Gennett now official
CIN: Nick Senzel lifts 2nd-half average to .380
CIN: Luis Castillo silences Bucs with 7-inning gem

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Brazil BTFO

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Alfredo Garcia lol

Make an argument the Giants had a better decade than the Dodgers. I bet you can't

>Verlander, Cole, Greinke, Miley
That fuckin rotation

Tick tock, your time is ending snoreball cucks

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ALFREDO GARCIA > MARCUS STROMAN EVERYONE
twitter.com/BobKlap/status/1156673473806290944

>PITCHERS HITTING

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N

>Indians give up Bauer for trash
>Dbacks give up Greinke for trash
>Dodgers can't land a reliever for top tier prospects
Why bros

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>fat washed up guy who can't even field his position anymore

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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sapling ass nigga got DUMPED
he had too many chances and hes busted like Dontrelle Willis, a mechanical mess

that being said, I'll miss Dinosaur Man. great stuff, great personality

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Yea Forumsstros desu

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>*sips* pitchers striking out, now that is good inning

why does my left forearm smell funny

DeGrom vs. Giolito tonight. Watch it

But the Cubs got someone worse for him. Is that really a good thing?

they finally got that retard off the roster

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Congrats on winning the AL, Houston. Verlander-Cole-Greinke....fuck.

feels good, go cubs

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>Banned for Wrigley

FIRE SHATKINS

Cody freakin' Bellinger

we got trash and money, dont know how to feel on this one

>PITCHERS HITTING

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STOP IT YOU AMERICAN LEAGUE PLEB

the giants won a bunch of world series. literally the only thing non dodgers fan know about the dodgers is that kershaw is choke artist the likes of which we have never seen

Florial and Garcia better end up not sucking.

>juiced ball bad!

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Based
Cringe

>His pitcher can't get a walk off.

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it was all for the international bonus money
the Cubs have the pitching depth, CJ was expendable

>MY pitcher hits!

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>dodgers - 0
>Rockies - 0
>9th inning
Yikes

I like that package the Dbacks got. The pitchers have had shine come off them, no doubt about it. But I think Beer is a premium fucking bat and the hand wringing over his defense is just cuck talk.

back to the all-hitting no-pitching dark times

fuck you front office for leading us on like this was anything but a 3 year rebuild minimum and fuck you 29 other teams for stiffing us

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>the Cubs have the pitching depth

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>CJ was expendable
and a complete dumpsterfire

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>needing to resort to “le memefaec that I don’t like” because pitchers hit

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imagine coming up short again because of prospect hugging

>dicks herpes

igger

>gnats will win 2/3
>it's already 2-0
Lmao gnats

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based

>Just like Thor, my pitcher swings the hammer of justice!

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I don't think the Dodgers were prospect hugging. Supposedly the Pirates wanted fucking Will Smith (not rly a prospect anymore), which would have been retarded as fuck.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Sanchez still thinks he's gonna start

Gonna have to fight it out with Urquidy in the clubhouse while Verlander, Greinke, Cole and Miley watch, hope he doesn't break a nail

seriously can't wait
they may as well just shut down all the mlb teams but the yankees, red sox, cubs, dodgers for all the good it does anybody else. at least the pats' dynasty is due to belichick's genius and not kraft just buying every good player

Yea Forumsstros

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Why didn't the Dodgers go for Alex Colome?

Seething AL babby

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>yankees, red sox, cubs, dodgers
youtube.com/watch?v=rsRjQDrDnY8

>for trash
>literally top prospects not named kyle tucker, forrest whitley

Lmao

he'll probably throw a couple no-hitters for them

Meant as a reply to

I’m not going back to the jets just yet. Lemme see if the Mets pull some magic out of their asses

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This phoneposting zoomer is a fucking faggot bros

>NFL fan calling any other sport snoreball

nigger

cubs fan here!

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>HITTERS PITCHING

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>negroCTEball
No thank you.

I hope he does this year so Shatkins duo get fired

Giants traded mostly extraneous relievers to shore up their infield and farm, and still have a better bullpen than the Dodgers

lol

same. i think they're tanking the jays on purpose.

The St. Louis Cardinals, to be entirely honest with you fine, upstanding people.

>unironically watching concussionkneel

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>mfw Rich Hill dominates in the pen
I'll accept apologies in advance

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>arcade league
What a joke lfmao

>bruh
where did you find a pic of me!
go cubs!

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>Ross Atkins feels better about Stroman trade after seeing Bauer trade

WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK ATKINS

NL appears to be seething at the overwhelming favorite American League

>nl central

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fuck the AL

Your 2019 leaders in WHIP:
1-Justin Verlander 0.81
2-Zack Greinke 0.94
5-Gerrit Cole 1.00

That's your Game 1-2-3 starters in Houston. Scary.

Hockey=baseball>football>>>>>basketball>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>soccer

It's fucking garbage not scary. Fuck off.

Think I'm switching my fandom to the New York Metropolitans

>unironically watching a sport where the avg career is 3 years
lol. fuck football

Baseball>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Soccer>>>>Hockey>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Any sport dominated by loud smelly niggers

BASEBALL>SOCCER>HOCKEY>BASKETBALL>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>american football

Yankee fans already jumping ship

>Go [insert team]!

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>waaaaah
interesting point

GAHHH I HATE ATKINS
FUCK ROSS ATKINS

I was a pirates fan until cunt hurdle started beaning people

Think of how good he feels after the Sanchez and Biagini deal! He must be over the moon getting rid of that fingernail guy and funny interview man after all you dont win with guys like that am I right haha

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football > hockey > baseball
other sports not relevant enough

I HATE HIM SO MUCH

Based

just crown them now

seething

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>soccer
>not full of 3rd world niggers

BASED WILL SMIFF

BASED NEGRO N

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seething

FUCK YOU SHATKINS

>yaks try to stick their filthy kike noses into literally every trade deal
>get told to fuck off
based

>another failed trade deadline
just fuck my shit up senpai

So who is ready for the strike?

AHHHHH NO
EXPOS WOULD HAVE WON IF NOT FOR THE STRIKE/LOCKOUT

I think he means the Yankees.

What's this leaf sperging about, Jays have a solid foundation, made some trades, rebuilds take a long time retard

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR DIVISION THIS YEAR.......

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its coming lads, just in time for the start of Montreals season I bet. Owners will tell the players union to fuck off even harder than ever next CBA

It's kind of funny how a lot of it comes down to individual quirks/pettiness rather than logic.

>Greinke has social anxiety and hates media attention so he has the Yankees on his no-trade list
>Madbum has a boomer "one team for life" mentality
>Jays just don't want to strengthen a team in their own division so no Stroman
>The Mets ownership just hates the Yankees

It's hard to believe how badly the union has screwed this up. Strike is probably their only real play to get meaningful changes since they already gave everything else away for newer buses and clubhouse chefs.

I just want the Expos back. The Jays position players are going to be amazing, but they have no pitching. I think Borucki is going to be good. Possibly Pearson.. but other than that they have NOTHING pitching wise.

this one will take an even longer time because of the moves made today

If you have a solid foundation, subtracting good pitching is usually not the way to go. This idea that they need players "around Vlad's age so we can build around him" is retarded. They need good players period.

>Greinke has social anxiety and hates media attention so he has the Yankees on his no-trade list
Based autist.

Unironically the most soulful division

How did we suffer these fools for an entire year, bros?

this just in: nobody likes the biggest asshole in the room

The Dodgers have literally over 200 more regular season wins this decade than the Giants do

The Dodgers also have more postseason wins this season than the Giants do. The Dodgers have won 34 postseason games to the Giatns mere 31

Trout isn't as good as everyone says he's always striking out he's always leaving people on base.

for Sanchez who was pitching very well last couple starts, Biagini who is having a great year and a prospect they got a 25 year old .200 hitter who cant even make the AAA bench

>regular season
Did the dodgers get a ring for that?

That’s cool. How many World Series wins do they have?

Ok, the Dodgers have won literally 34 postseason games, which isn't the regular season

The Giants have only won 31. So...yeah. Game set match.

>regular season wins

Reminder that John Rocker warned us all about (((Jew York)))

>I'd retire first. It's the most hectic, nerve-wracking city. Imagine having to take the 7 Train to the ballpark looking like you're riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing... The biggest thing I don't like about New York are the foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country? Nowhere else in the country do people spit at you, throw bottles at you, throw quarters at you, throw batteries at you and say, "Hey, I did your mother last night—she's a whore." I talked about what degenerates they were and they proved me right.

The Dodgers have lost back-to-back WS and they STILL send /mlb/ into a SEETHING rage

How the fuck do they do it?!?

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Seriously fuck the Mets, Indians, reds, and the astros.
Fuck Boston too.

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t. Danny Almonte from Washington Heights

.
Surely the won one ring out of all those playoff wins

MOMMY

Who?

based

oh just fuck off

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if Rogers wanted a record low turnout for the next two seasons they just got it

>HOU: Greinke shipped to Astros in blockbuster deal

WE GALLERY FURNITURE NOW

Remember when the owners could have voted in salary caps in the early 90s and made things more even so they'd get more even revenue and not turn the game into a farce? I do.

Remember when the Yankees kept winning every year and magically lost the year after the 2000 series had shit ratings in one of the largest markets on the planet?

Why do I even fucking watch anymore?

Signed, a Dodgers fan

Fuck the fucking White Sox. They piss me off so much. Who loses to the fucking >mest? You're team is completely fucking useless shitcago.

their fans try very hard, harder than their team in the playoffs

>You're team
>You are team

>Dodgers fan complaining about a lack of a cap
It's getting really hard to tell which posts are just dumb and which ones are "hurr durr I'm just pretending to be retarded".

remember when the yankees lost the WS in 2001 that was based

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And heem reigns supreme

The one good thing about the Yankees losing in 2001 is that it completely killed any idea that MLB's postseason might be rigged. There's just no way MLB would have let NY lose a month after 9/11 if they could control the outcome.

Luis 'Bin Laden' Gonzalez

Heem isnt a sport and is mega gay

>mest thought someone would actually meet their retarded demands for thor/wheeler

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switch soccer and apeball but otherwise perfect list

"heem" isn't a word

Yeah that's right YOU.

Yankees lol

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>twins bought
i'm so happy i could cry

The Dodgies won again :)

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So why'd you put white hockey above a sport played by so, so many Third World Latinos?

heh

lol apparently the Mets got Stroman specifically to try and flip him to the Yankees and the Yankees said no

>Luis Gonzalez
I was 6 during that game, I remember I was so upset that I actually asked my dad to rename me so I didn't have to share a name with the man

i bet you're so happy you could post a picture of your penis! wanna find out?

No way, even the Mets aren't that stupid.

>swept by the Ass
>swept by the roylels
>2 of 3 from the Rays
>lost 2 of 3 from the marlels
>lost 3 of 4 to the tloses
>now lost 1 to the >mest

How do you have a schedule this easy and still go 4-14?

he was my hero since I grew up hating the yankees

>Angels getting straight DABBED ON by the tiggers
The absolute state of the Anaheim Prime Wasters

They would if they're heartless Jews, it's a good thing they are- wait a minute...

>it's real
twitter.com/BobKlap/status/1156673473806290944

Correct, it’s a way of life, simulated in the octagon.

Baseball>>>>>Hockey>College Football>>>>>>>>>NFL>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Basketball>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Soccer

More like stimulated in the cock-tagon

Welp. It finally happened, I had to dump the New York Mets. I was a fan since before the 1986 world championship, ordered every alternate jersey from MLB.com, watched the demolition of Shea Stadium, subscribed to Mets Magazine and highlighted my favorite players with a neon yellow-colored highlighter that we used to use back in school, I did everything to support this team. But, now, I’m just tired of it. I’m tired of staying up all night on Yea Forums trying to defend all of Mets’ blunders, the countless broken promises, the way the GM bent the knee to the Wilpon, and his obstinate refusal to do a much-needed rebuild. I am tired of always being stressed out, wondering how badly new front office errors will help to keep this team in the basement of the NL East.

It finally hit me, this team has been exposed numerous times as weak and inept, so why am I staying up all night, every night trying to defend them? It is time for ALL of us to fess up, Brodie Van Wagenen tricked us, he made us all believe he would make the Mets good again, well he’s NOT and I’m tired of pretending he is, I’ve spent nearly every night over the past seven months trying to defend him, and I’m exhausted, irritated and lacking so much rest.

IT’S OVER, I’m sick of it! The Yankees are currently twenty-nine games over .500 this year, and we may as well grab our Yankees jerseys and show off our Pinstripe Pride here in 2019. Now I am going to rest easy and catch up on some very much-needed sleep, but not before putting my Mets hat into the trash can.

Finally, peace.

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Even up baseball and hockey and you got it perfect

relax, they're getting max stassi

Are you a Jays fan or a Mariners fan? The latter I can understand. The former, either you aren't even on our radar or you're just very old.

>interview a ton of GM candidates over the offseason
>all but one says best way forward is to blow it up and spend a few years restocking the non existent farm system
>one guy says fuck it we can win right now has zero GM experience
>owners are big enough hacks to ignore all the guys with resumes that say they actually know what the fuck they're talking about and hire the one who actually agrees with them even though he has zero experience
>turns out he's a shit GM without a clue of what he's doing

man who could have seen this coming

>Verlander
>Cole
>Greinke
Bros...

I grew up an Expos fan. My grandfather was a Red Sox fan because that was the only team he could get on the radio way back when. He almost made the major leagues as a pitcher. My dad is also a die-hard Red Sox fan because of that. I don't like the Yanks or the Sox fuck them both.

underrated

yeah, headlining three great teams i'm sure. which one do you think will lead his team to the ws this year?

To be fair, the Mets have assembled an incredible rotation on paper. If they can keep all those players healthy, all they have to do is acquire a completely new infield, a new bullpen, and one or two new outfielders. They're basically on the verge of winning the World Series.

Man the Mets owners are just so smart. It's weird that they were scammed out of billions of dollars by Bernie Madoff, everything they do just screams "sensible decision makers".

The crazy thing is that if you were going to go for it instead of rebuilding, it's hard to think of a worse way to approach it than doing everything possible to block one of your absolute best players who makes the minimum with a 36 year old making $20M a year.

I’d love to see madbum vs puig in the octagon. Puig might have the best potential for mma.

Yea Forums has changed. I wish there was a containment board for soccer. I can't wait for football season to come back.

It would be a quick fight. Bumgarner is from a comfy white town in the South. Puig is from Cienfuegos Cuba. Puig would absolutely fuck him up.

pitchers are enormous pussies if they don't have the option of throwing a hard ball 100 mph at someone

Puig jumps around like he's in a mosh pit every time there's a brawl.

>american football
lel

Welp. It finally happened, I had to dump the Chicago White Sox. I was a fan since before the 2005 world championship, ordered every alternate jersey from MLB.com, watched the demolition of Comisky Stadium, subscribed to White Sox Magazine and highlighted my favorite players with a neon yellow-colored highlighter that we used to use back in school, I did everything to support this team. But, now, I’m just tired of it. I’m tired of staying up all night on Yea Forums trying to defend all of White Soxs’ blunders, the countless broken promises, the way the GM bent the knee to the Reinsdorf, and his obstinate refusal to do a working rebuild. I am tired of always being stressed out, wondering how badly new front office errors will help to keep this team in the basement of the NL East.

It finally hit me, this team has been exposed numerous times as weak and inept, so why am I staying up all night, every night trying to defend them? It is time for ALL of us to fess up, Kenny Williams tricked us, he made us all believe he would make the White Sox good again, well he’s NOT and I’m tired of pretending he is, I’ve spent nearly every night over the past seven months trying to defend him, and I’m exhausted, irritated and lacking so much rest.

IT’S OVER, I’m sick of it! The Cubs are currently nine games over .500 this year, and we may as well grab our Cubs jerseys and show off our Wrigley Pride here in 2019. Now I am going to rest easy and catch up on some very much-needed sleep, but not before putting my White Soxs hat into the trash can.

Finally, peace.

Farm life doesn't produce pussy pushovers like cities do. It would probably be a lot closer than you think.

Hour and a half until the >cusbs get their furry little anime boystown butts spanked again

It's amazing that pitchers are allowed to throw upper-90s at a guy's head with next to no penalty, but if the batter retaliates in any way it's an instant suspension. And yeah with rare exceptions (like Garrett charging the entire Pirates roster by himself) the pitchers are massive pussies about it.

Pretty sure the dodgers have been there more times than the giants. Let’s see how many world series wins

Welp. It finally happened, I had to dump the Los Angeles Anaheim Angels of Anaheim Los Angeles.

My family is literally half southern rednecks (Texas/NC) and half black cuban refugees, I'm well aware of what "farm life" in America produces and I'm still sure Puig would fucking annihilate Madbum.

Dodgers were absolutely the more consistent team, and it's not even close. Every year they had a solid regular season and great ones as of recent. And just as the year prior, you could count on them to choke in the playoffs. Giants were much more volatile, either making the playoffs and winning or just missing entirely. How can you expect to compete when you don't even know what they may do next season. Zero consistency.

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/r/ing yankees version

Cubs fan here!

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yeah but puig shies away from conflict, he's kind of a prissy faggot always on about "respecting the game." he'd probably refuse to fight on principle.

Sure thing subhuman.

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Cubbies get castellanos!

Farm rednecks with that Protestant work mentality or just trucker hat-wearing meth heads? Because in all my trips to Miami I've never met a Cuban who would go toe to toe with any of the guys in the southern branches of my family.

madbum is a little bitch who loses his shit if one thing doesn't go his way. puig made up with him because he felt pity that a grown man
was embarrassing himself the way madbum routinely does

y/a/nkees about to prove you all wrong

#bumgarneryourfriend

Bum has 3 rings and he was a big swinging dick in all of them.

extremely embarrassing post

The dodgers still have nothing to show for the regular season "success". at least the braves got one, but the dodgers will be forgotten

this has been the dodger's MO for like 100 years.

are they going actually going to make it out of the ALDS this year? I highly doubt it.

Welp. It finally happened, I had to dump the Yankees. I was a fan since before the 2000 World Series championship, ordered every alternate jersey from MLB.com, watched the demolition of the 1923 Yankee Stadium, subscribed to Yankees Magazine and highlighted my favorite players with the classic neon yellow highlighter we used back in school, I did everything to support this team. But, now, I’m just tired of it. I’m tired of staying up all night on Yea Forums trying to defend all of the Yankees’ blunders, the countless broken promises, the way the GM bent the knee to the Steinbrenners, and his obstinate refusal to do a much-needed trade for the rotation. I am tired of always being stressed out, wondering how badly new front office errors will help to keep this team out of this year's World Series.

It finally hit me, this team has been exposed numerous times as weak and inept, so why am I staying up all night, every night trying to defend them? It is time for ALL of us to fess up, Brian Cashman tricked us, he made us all believe he would make the Yankees world champs again, well he’s NOT and I’m tired of pretending he is, I’ve spent nearly every night over the past decade trying to defend him, and I’m exhausted, irritated and lacking so much rest.

IT’S OVER, I’m sick of it! The Astros are currently thirty games over .500 this year, and we may as well grab our Astros jerseys and cheer for that amazing rotation that will be representing the American League in the World Series this October. Now I am going to rest easy and catch up on some very much-needed sleep, but not before putting my Yankees hat into the trash can.

Finally, peace.

>Farm rednecks with that Protestant work mentality or just trucker hat-wearing meth heads?
Definitely with the Protestant work ethic. My mom's ancestors came here in the late 1800s as farmers but they're all doctors/lawyers/teachers now. I still think my dad or any of his convict relatives could mop the floor with them.

Where do I apply to be on the angels roster?

this has been the dodgers' 'mo for like 10 years

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Schwarbie is so awesome!

Fuck Shapiro and Atkins

kek

>Arcade League

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how do the angels go like 2-5 at home to the orioles and tigers?

you haven't a clue the makings of man or a fighter

White Sox made a big trade!!!!!!!!!!!

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its baseball nigga, I aint gotta explain shit

gross but based

James Shields lol

cubs fan here!!!!

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Is that cum or snot or both?

James Shields lol

wtf fuck you

Yonder Alonso lol

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>zoomers too young to remember how they got btfo

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Let's see how brave Nolan "Fuck You for Making me Field My Position" Ryan is when someone is chucking baseballs at him at 100 mph.

Jon Jay lol

why is boreball boring even during a trade deadline...

no salary cap. everyone knows the same five major market teams are just going to gobble up all the all stars.

why is your life so pathetic that you have nothing to do but sit on Yea Forums whining about a sport you don't like

>boring
Are you sure you aren't just brain damaged?
mccoveychronicles.com/2019/7/31/20748810/mlb-trade-deadline-round-up-zack-greinke-trevor-bauer-yasiel-puig-diamondbacks-astros-cubs

>dumb zoomer doesn't know ryan also pitched in the NL

i love that my life consist of talking shit about a boring game...can you say the same...

Why would you fall for it?

>tl;dr link of rich teams buying players
sure showed me
(madbum is a fag)

>deadline passed
>no trades
Wildcard spot it is then

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zack is a fukken old man
travor needs meds
and puig gonna kill someone if he dont get out the roids

again nothing happens doing boreball

last year verlander going to the astros was the ONLY major move

Fuck boreball. I'm gonna go back to /nfl/ where they respect me!

>last year
bro..

>last year verlander going to the astros was the ONLY major move
>last year

you don't even know what you're talking about

Great day for baseball

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i was testing you

Respect Broship is better than the Central Broship

Schwarbie
Based Bauer
Machaddy
Joey Gallie

Much respect to these fine lads

>I-I was just pretending to be retarded

Based pretend retard.

a great day for baseball would be like a crappy day for nfl

i are cub fan. here i is

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only 248 replies for boreball trade deadline...why

everyday is a crappy day for the nfl

I guess you missed the entire last thread

hahaha the hats on sideways just like pedro strop but really thats not very funny

nba had 12 threads during their free agencies and the nfl have 7...im happy for your 1.5

please stop harassing us we are so sorry for everything we have done

Geez has it gotten that bad?

>94538804
Add another reddit meme to the filter

wtf give that man his proper you

>he keeps count and remembers how many threads there were for various sporting events

what an insufferable retard

For me, it's Asian women and the Dodgers

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Thoughts on Los Rookies de Colorado?

>Brady wins lol
I'd try being offensive but I would probably get flagged for roughing the passer

MAYBE it wont be bradywinslol!

>cusb

They're pathetic.

guys we can still win the WS without pitching right? Stanton, Judge, EE, Sanchez and Gleebs can hit Grienke, Verlander, and Cole right? This year isn't a bust...RIGHT?

fuck this ttrade deadline, gz astros on winning the 2019 ws. see you next year /mlb/

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>pitchers hitting

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>designated hitter

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You guys are completely fucked. Especially with Chapman so shaky.

"I want some washed up fat fuck in my lineup instead of more flexibility"

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FUCK *CLAP* THE *CLAP* DH!!!!!!

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Cubs fan here!!! Why didn't pitchers try to get hits before now? Why did they all strike out? Why has a pitcher never gotten a hit until now? Looks like no one else is as genius as the Cubs!

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>A BAD BUNT!!!

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*ahem*
fuck discord, fuck the red sox, fuck jazzy and fuck the yankees

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>mfw we get pitching and offense right before deadline

CUBS 2019 WS CHAMPS!!!!

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>I don't like it when pitchers hit.

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On the pyramid of men who did nothing wrong, John Rocker is near the top

>An aggressively masculine swing! Keep it on the ground please!

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liberals get cringy onions boys and conservatives get morbidly obese neo-nazis

dab on em sammy

/ourguy/

Leave your dicksword relationships out of /mlb/ zoomer cunt

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THEY'RE LAUGHING AT US YANKSBROS

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>Referring to sensitivity training, he was quoted as saying: "It was a farce, a way for the scared little man, Bud Selig, to get people off his ass." Rocker stated that when he attended mandatory sensitivity training he would seldom remain longer than 15 minutes. He also claimed he never paid the $500 fine that was levied against him

>Stankees

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>having to put up with another Texans season

No thanks the Astros actually win.

Have fun watching Heyward run himself to death because Schwarber and Castellanos suck in the field.

>girl

Ben Zobrist lol

Oof. Now that the dust has settled, lets unpack this.

imagine being so gay your wife cheats on you even though you're worth 9 figures

>According to Baseball-Reference.com, Greinke gives the Astros four starting pitchers with an ERA+ of more than 140 for the first time since the 1907 Cubs

>standing pat is losing

>say you need pitching
>do absolutely nothing

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>marlins getting all these elite minor leaguers who will be traded before they ever get to be something

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how big a beta do you have to be to take 2 steps per stair?

she's a womanlet

>phillies

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is it possible for degrom to defend his cy young this year?

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>mets

user why do you care about this game so much? is this, dare i say, the nationals world series?

CARLOS SANTANA IS BASED AS FUCK

Yeah every fag thinks so

Ryu's already got it in the bag, dumbass.

>in the bag
knowing his history he could just get hurt in the end :^)

>he doesn’t like Carlos Santana

So...my Dodger are still favorites to win it all...right??????

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correct

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this guy knows

swiggity swooty
Mets coming for that wildcard booty

*blocks your path*

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Don't forget 80% of voters are live in flyovers and are asleep before west coast games start
They will ALWAYS try to find a central or east guy to throw it at first

Damn didn't know Miley was there too. Such a bummer that such likable guys end up on the most unlikable team

Don't forget those stats are Greinke without the Astros special juice. He's going to be even better.

u can't be serious

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it has to fuck with your timing badly in a 3 game set if you faced verlander, then greinke, then cole...doesn't grienke literally throw a meme pitch under 70?

Yeah, he has an eephus curve.
youtube.com/watch?v=1yIUz4JSaAE

Based fellow indian mascot poster

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he is the coolest guy in the league. maybe he is the whistleblower hero we need

>the mother of your children and is going to take more than half of your worth in court: wears a choker, dresses like a 90s heroin junkie, and was BLACKED by Json the Christian Rapper

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brother

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>AJ finally made the call

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lmao at the phillies hahaha

was it really Json because i’ve been making that joke for like two years

Did they win the series that year? I think so.

Caught a foul ball lads at the tribe game

nice

Knockahoma would scalp the shit outta little 'I'll yell wahoo while you fuck my ass'. Cleveland does not rock. At all.

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CY SNEED?

What kind of meme name is Cy Sneed? Like did their parents know he'd grow up to be a pitcher?

youtube.com/watch?v=mpHnfWD1I3M
LOL- still have any doubt?

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This poster is not me

If the last digit of this post is even, the Los Angeles Dodgers win the 2019 World Series

>Trevor Bauer is just casually watching the Indians game tonight from the stands after getting traded

twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1156743850590986240

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Blacked in the name of Christ

Based

>some of you are alright, don't go to the game tomorrow

Nice set of tits on him

Must suck going from playoff team to garbage

truly the most likable player of the generation

>this delusion

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fucking hell hahahahaha

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The Diamondbacks won the trade

Yeah

I miss him bros.

I'm really gonna miss this irl shitposter releasing his autism

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He's in a better place now user

Just remember his stupid bleeding hand from that drone in '16 and let go.

>sure looks delusional to me

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Jealous much retard?

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>twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1156743850590986240
based psychogang leader

>rinky dink fucking white sox don't have the foul line extending all the way to the base of the outfield fence
What kind of operation are these chuckle fucks running?

The Greinke trade is really confusing. Seems like a rebound after not getting MadBum.

It's not confusing. Greinke is still elite and he's got another couple years still on his deal.

this made me rage so hard but everyone knew he fucked to and tried to make it better. I like his heart and commitment

Georgia is such a shit sports state I respect you loyal shitposters, but you filthy cowards will be CRUSHED

my city >>>>>>shit>>>>>>>your city

Honestly this is frightening

forgot pic

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i love imagining her wearing only wearing her slutty choker, and her here cute black painted nails up in the air screaming about how ben "never fucked me like this".

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honestly I'm scared as f right now

Gackt.................

sigh

imagine the succ

eh, if this nets the Astros another ring I'd say they both won, this is basically the Astros setting a window closing date for this current team before their next blow up

What the fuck is your problem?

CAIRG KRIMBEL LOL

im sad for him because it did seem like he did actually make friends on the indians(definitely perez and clev) and liked being there, but im excited to see his career improve now as an NL pitcher with the 1 free out and all the new foes because watching him vs tigers, royals, twins, tigers royals twins.....he always seemed to miss the sox which i was happy about but was getting boring. Also his hilarious attempting at batting, perhaps his autism will manifest into decent hitting like grienke.

youtube.com/watch?v=MI6-yf5NjuM


post drone: he had one good game in the WS, one bad game, and one BAUER KEPT US ALIVE to make a comeback in game 7

she looks like a great HS or early college gf. well at least at purdue where it was fucking 60m/40f so standards were much lower for ass.

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They kept Whitley, they kept Tucker. Alvarez is there for the next 6 seasons and Greinke gives them some protection if they can't retain Cole. I think they are trying to not blow it up.

sigh..........gackt............

Yeah but it’s not at a cost effective number. If you’re going to take on that payroll and pay the prospect cost, why not just extend Cole? It’s shortening the championship window for no reason other than making this year’s club marginally better

The whos being 4-15 since the break.

Chicago Shit Sox

Whitley is garbage dude.

blarghrl.....................

You only won that eries because:
>Cleveland are choke artists
>your team benefited from Montreal's fire sale
>player strike cooled off every hot team in 94 prematurely
Pitching has always been the Braves Achilles tendon and it's no different today.

The White Sox fucking PISS ME OFF. How do you lose to the fucking >mest? Explain yourselves shitcago!

Cole is probably looking for the largest contract for a pitcher ever. I would imagine the Astros have already had a loose idea of what Cole might be looking for and that may have informed them going after Greinke. The Diamondbacks are also picking up like $24M.

sigh

Verlander's 36, Greinke's 35, in addition to costing a fortune to keep together there's going to eventually be a decline there

FUCK OFF. THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU.

Based on 37 innings in AAA where he's still striking out 12/9?

You TOO?!
fucks your problem??

>rebuild is in full swing
>don't trade abreu, mccann, garcia or colome
>sit square on ass and twiddle your fucking thumbs
ohm ah jëjj

Diaz in for the save, kek.

Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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CUBS WIN
WHO SUX LOSE

>Be Lillies 2018
>Trade off prospects that are now in the majors and got litteral shit in return.
>Be Lillies in 2019
>Don't trade prospects off and they turn out to be shit.
How just can one team be? It doesn't take rocket science to know double-A success means you are going to get an all star potential.

>losing to the mest

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But the Barves just won their division today though. But they will get smoked by whoever they go up against the NLDS again like usual.

They could still sign Cole. They have a number of other guys kicking around their minor league system trying to break in. There will be some other guys available this winter, too. If there are two old pitchers I'd trust to keep it going, it's those two.

>that turnout
Christ. You should just let the fans play if there's only that many there

Welp. It finally happened, I had to dump the Chicago White Sox. I was a fan since before the 2005 world championship, ordered every alternate jersey from MLB.com, watched the demolition of Comisky Stadium, subscribed to White Sox Magazine and highlighted my favorite players with a neon yellow-colored highlighter that we used to use back in school, I did everything to support this team. But, now, I’m just tired of it. I’m tired of staying up all night on Yea Forums trying to defend all of White Soxs’ blunders, the countless broken promises, the way the GM bent the knee to the Reinsdorf, and his obstinate refusal to do a working rebuild. I am tired of always being stressed out, wondering how badly new front office errors will help to keep this team in the basement of the AL Central.

It finally hit me, this team has been exposed numerous times as weak and inept, so why am I staying up all night, every night trying to defend them? It is time for ALL of us to fess up, Kenny Williams tricked us, he made us all believe he would make the White Sox good again, well he’s NOT and I’m tired of pretending he is, I’ve spent nearly every night over the past seven months trying to defend him, and I’m exhausted, irritated and lacking so much rest.

IT’S OVER, I’m sick of it! The Brewers are currently seven games over .500 this year, and we may as well grab our Brewers jerseys and show off our Miller Pride here in 2019. Now I am going to rest easy and catch up on some very much-needed sleep, but not before putting my White Soxs hat into the trash can.

Finally, peace.

since i have more of a justification to like the reds more than ever the injuns for sure...im sad i won't get to use the kremer pics as much when i usually fought some reds fan every 3 months. honestly if the white sox didn't detonate their team in the 16' offseason and the cubs didn't win the ws, i probably wouldn't have liked cleveland much...but historically i do like fantastic pitching rotations

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>Losing to the Mest
>Winning against the Lillies this week
It could be worse bro

lmao

>diaz

astros desu

You do raise an excellent point about the player strike. The bluejays that year were insane. But as far as the braves go, yes pitching has been a weakness this year and I genuinely do wish we could have gotten stroman or bauer or even bumgarner. But we do have a pitching core that will only get better and the bullpen looks much stronger than it did 24 hours ago, so we'll see.

Meanwhile Philthies are seething the their real MLB team moved to fucking Oakland of all places, and will make a potential playoff berth when they were suppose to tank.

APOLOGIZE

They lost to the MEST????

>all this prospect hoarding
kek gonna come back to bite ya
lots of teams overpaying for players this december that they shoulda nabbed today

hell of a game schwarbro

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Lillies are worse than the Mest. So will be more pathetic if you lose to them later this week.

APOLOGIZE TO DIAZ AND THE METS

Sorry you're so shitty, Mest

>if you
>implying I'm a whos fan
>implying they didn't already lose series to the roylels and marlels too

that’s not how it works. offseason prices are always more reasonable than the mid season deadline. each player has another half year of wear and tear accumulated and value will go down.

Seething yaks trade deadline loser detected

twitter.com/Cubs/status/1156760612225134592
Quality Cardinal Defense

Fuck off!

What does this general have against the White Sox anyways?

>no takers on Lynn, Minor or Leclerc
Must have been asking for too much in return.

>rags win

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Why are the Astros and Dodgers considered better than other teams at player development?

mostly their fans are retards and 2nd they are the wrong color sox fans

afaic, every "welp, woe, forever sadness" poster gone is a victory. the teams sucks, jerry will eventually die, things will improve.

it fucking sucks the team is losing and has been hosing horribly since 2013(or the last 15 games of 2012) but im not going to cry every day, every post when most fuckers here havn't seen their guys win a WS, hell, some havn't even seen their guys win a playoff series in their life.

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Whiny fans.

Also your fat drunk tripfags are fatter and more drunk than the average fat faggot fatfag.

We'll be taking back that 1st place chair, thank you very much

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They gave the mest and their shithead fans a win.

The answer is because cubes fans and their falseflagging/flagging.

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down to a .223 average - .313 OBP, 4 LOB today with at least 2 that i know of were in scoring position. Why is he not in Iowa?

The cubs should have signed Bauer just to toss his ass off the field.

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uh it's tied

>jerry will eventually die, things will improve.
Ah yes, the Blackhawks approach.

You're genuinely bad posters, I've never seen a White Sox fan say or do anything fun, entertaining or clever. It's just wah wah boo hoo and then some fat faggot buffaloing his way through the thread saying something racist and retarded. And you love him!
No, the falseflagging is obvious and funny. You people are just a dreary bore.

whinny ingrate bitchmade fans, and one big fat 27 team liking cock sucker

I'm pretty sure it's 2-0

Redpill me on Shane greene

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hey, if that's how it turns out...would it not be fantastic? i wouldn't mind dominating for nearly a decade.

Not as good as Kimbrel.

Lillies fans are worse in fanbase,ownership, and franchise. Little bitches got what they deserve for abandoning their only real sports in the in Athletics for the second most overrated Lillies squad ever, and won nothing out of it.

>Redpill
>I'm retarded reddit sheep who needs to be spoonfed on everything because I'm to lazy to look it up and pretend it's some sort of truth revealing revelation.

lol at you cucks paying to watch a sport that the richest team (the yankees) wins a third of the time

I think Texas may also not want to open their new ballpark with a totally ass team full of nobodies.

>he actually watches games
kekekekekek

His second half splits:
.220/.291/.620
Look at that slugging! What's most concering for me is his OBP, he seems a lot more aggressive at the plate.

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They signed him mostly to offcially kill Philthies hope's and dream's of making the playoffs, and more keks they paid for literal broken boomers and Larper to being fucked for the next decade and a half. Playoff island is locked for us for a long time Braves bros!

>be Mets
>win six in a row
>still fourth place
>still seventh in the wild card

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>El Mago
twitter.com/Cubs/status/1156760612225134592
youtu.be/nkpvtHe2MI4?t=139

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Because their fans root for a shit team that hasn't even made the playoffs in over 10 years.

He will be the 14th attempt at closer to fail for the barves this season

So they are like Philthies then? Except with a better future and more world series wins.

Middleton is a quality owner.

>Just Google it
Fuck off boomer

>no harper
>better future
lol

He's a *family* owner which is just a way for Jews to hide their real intentions... it worked as they got so many fucking season ticket holders for a 4th place finish.

>Implying Harper is any good
Found the delusional Philthy fag who's teams paid for 330 million just to strike out.

Imagine the white sox not winning in 2005 and the shit-tier team kino that would have been Sox vs Phils in 2008 if the Sox got past TB and made the WS.

But they do have a better future since they don't have to pay 330 million on one retarded player and can get what Philthies cannot. Actual pitching and playoff berth in the next 5 years.

What's with this retard and the Phillies? Who cares about the fucking Phillies?
Some extreme high speed low drag autism going on

Sox would of decimated that Lillies squad 4-1. They were just too busy smelling their own farts at the fact they were going to wreck the Rays until it was too late.

t. seething mestfag

reminder that harper will be in the hall of fame everyone jealous of philadelphia will eat cereal in their underwear

Clearly you do since you are talking about them? Also we all know you are the guy who is posting about them.

>t. butthurt reddit sheep

>Being this söy and delusional
And he will still retire as a Nat in the end of the day as a way to saying he won a World Series for them now that he's gone.

>phillies trigger the white sox
>phillies trigger the mets
looks like I'm rootin' for my phils bros

Who here /chillin/ because Harper will be wearing a Phillies hat in his hall of fame plaque

You go ahead and root for your 4th place caliber team while mines potentially goes deep into the playoffs for the next couple of years. Also your best prospect you didn't want to trade off is shit lol.

>yfw eventually bruce hooper gets traded back to the nationals and wins the world series with them

Here we go Phillies here we go *stomp clap*

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>dad dyied on his arms
>missed early 2018 season
>tries makes better season on 2019
>hurts arm
>loses season
>gets dropped by the team on his 23 years birthday

There is an more unlucky player than Luiz Gohara?

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He will wear a Lillies hat like how Lilles fans thought Halladay would wear one. You know it to be true.

You're going nowhere brah. Yankees got ya in a seethe.

>typically only follow NHL/NFL/EPL
>decide to try getting into baseball since that's all that's going on during the summer months
>when trying to watch in the past, find baseball too slow

If any of you lads used to feel this way and eventually got past it to enjoy baseball please tell me because I'm dying for sports. I can watch the world series no problem but how do you get yourself into watching 162 games

No. Cashman ensured they will not win the pennant. Just give it to the Astros already.

>Samefag who is just a Barves fan falseflagging as a non existent fan on Yea Forums
In other news, grass is green.

Based Harpie settin em into a grand mal buck and seethe

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kek

How did they when my team isn't even in their fucking conference?

Learn to read the room before you post this depressing shit, please. Everyone's having a good time and then Grim Reaper here has to be a fucking buzzkill.
You really are very stupid.

I've been away from /mlb/ on account of my team losing too much that I couldn't take it. What is all this NL East autism out of nowhere all of a sudden?

Is there literally a single team better positioned for success than the Phillies? Honestly, having Harper is worth all the players in the all star game.

Mets fan?

You're jealous of the Yankees. It's okay, everyone is.

Cubs fans got bored of ruining NL Central discussions so now they’re false flagging as Phillies, Braves and Nationals fans

fags mad at harper dont worry about it

>Cant hit against literal shit pitchers
You go ahead and use that 330 dollar strike out bust of a man to our advantage guy.

>lillies
oh no you've offended me. lol get that weak shit outta here. harper and mccutcheon are ballers

I'm not, least my team will actually get to the world series. Also you lost out on every pitcher in the trade deadline lol. But least you didn't get Jason Vargas like the retards in Philthy did. Give yourself credit for at least that.

Phillies will make it to the playoffs in the wild card.

I had absolutely no vibe they were going to win the DS vs the Rays...they expended so many resources...favors from the Baseball Gods to make it there...literally beating 3 different teams in 3 days(luckily one of those games miggy showed up still drunk and a scratched up face after his wife beat his ass and struck out 4 times)

I was just happy for the division win and to make the playoffs after such a wild ride.

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>We actually live in a timeline where NLEastposting is outautisming all of the rest of /mlb/

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>Be Larper
>330 million strike out bust while Machaddie is aging better
>Be Cutch
>Pay this old man a lot of money too and tears ACL as a point he's old as shit, and may not even return next year.
Just

The only reason the Phillies wouldn't make the playoffs is the triple A tier pitching they have besides Nola and Arrieta

Because the Braves are the only non autistic ones who make smart moves, and have the least cringy fanbase.

Based Phils

>Arrieta
You lost me there the monent you forgot the part he fleeced the Lillies into signing him with a banged up arm, and has locker room issues.

Just meant he's not triple A tier, but still can't pitch well or have a good record.

You also forgot the part that their hitting core has degraded and every trade they made got exposed as frauds. Also Odubel being a fucking idiot who is still shit anyway.

Yet you implyed he's a good pitcher. He was with the cubs and they let him walk because they knew he was a fluke.

Also this team actually thinks Moniak, Bohm, and Howard will actually be good major league players and not trade them off while they still can like the meme team they are. And I thought the Mets management was god damn retarded.

>Everyone was saying the Cubs lost in letting Arrieta go and signing Darvish
>Darvish has been lights out (But gets jacks shit run support) while Arrieta is shit
Oh joy

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Phillies are struggling along, as usual.

Phils make ya seeth?

I don't think Middleton is a jew.

No, they make me laugh. Also not only they make me laugh, they made me laugh hard that almost all sports analyst listed them as not only winning the division, but also even winning up the NLCS game. Like did people seriously actually falling for this shit? Especially towards a Philadelphia team again?

You don't need to watch 162 games. That's kind of the point. It's always there for you, even when you're not.

If you look up his wiki. He does things that would make Bernie Sanders proud.

dumbass motherfucker

Dare I say
Darvish>Cubs Arrieta?

Bohm will hit. Take that to the bank. It's whether he sticks at 3B that is in doubt.

Got my mind on my Phillies and my Phillies on my mind

>here's how you spot a lifelong

while jake was obviously on steroids and all his accoplishments are bullshit the fucker had a WC game shutout, a 3 run homer vs the giants in the DS that was a huge factor in that series, 2 no hitters, and a WS ring including winning a game in that series...

poodarshit has finally managed to put together about 5 quality starts in a row after he got paid and didnt play for over a year

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sometimes we need some dose of reality user

New thread

based jakebro putting him in his place, ,also based schwarbro.

arrieta had a single great alfseason and was gifted a cy young solely by not being on a west coast team
which is nothing.
which is still better than darvish

Hitting in double a means nothing though. Also he's kinda the reason why they were limited on 3rd base right now when it comes to needs. so he's gonna remain billed as a 3rd basemen despite his fielding being shit.

DG??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!