Heem- living death edition
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I played footy with Fury back in the day. He was a year below me. A tall, fat bellied, lanky-armed, eccentric lad. When Fury was a year 7, a year 10, “Gav”, went through his bag while he was having a kick around and stole his head phones. Gav was wearing the headphones around the changing rooms during the next P.E sesh. Basically saying, “I took your shit, and you’re not going to do fuck all about it.” Well, Fury did something about it.
Fury doesn’t say fuck all, walks up to Gav, throws him against the wall, and chins him with a jab, jab, jab, jab then a Hagler-esque switch stance into a southpaw jab to finish him off. Gav slid down the wall. Fury completely knocked his block off. Entire P.E. class is watching and fucking loses it. Nobody saw it coming. Fury takes the headphones offa Gav and slaps a cup onto his bollocks for Rugby. Crazy fat kid earned the entire years respect that day and still has it. “There's only one Gypsy King" He’s a natural God-given talent that lad, Jesus Bless.
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>that hearty laugh from Jon at the end
Is Schmo the one to finally break through to Jon and melt his cold heart?
How do I achieve this physique? What mode is it?
The Schmode
HIGH ENERGY
literally just being active and occasionally lifting things
Sweet heems are made of Reem
Post the link
O B S E S S E D
What is Masvidal's path to victory? I cannot imagine a scenario in which he wins.
one uppercut KO
Why did Calendar stop making the OPs with MMA news and the schedule?
askren against robbie looked like it was his first day of striking, so madvidal should do what he always does and get wrestlefucked to a split decision loss
Backstep frontkick
calendar permaheemed himself
>robbing a gypsey
What an idiot, does he not know they will literally get their whole family to turn up on your door step?
>these guys slap your gf ass
what do
Who is the Guy from this PIC?
>7 inch height difference
>Ngannou's arms nearly come down to the same level as Conor's
Gooby has ridiculous reach for his height too so there's another freakish attribute of Ngannou's
S H O O K
Any of you have a problem with myboy Kevin Lee then say it to my fucking face
I’d heem the coked up midget leprechaun no problem and then try my best to bottle/fight dirty against the giganigga
Hey guys, how's your year been going
Using BJJ and struggling to get past side control against a civvy is just embarrassing even if it's a big fat bouncer
nobody cares about that irrelevant can, he's absolutely flushed. dudes best win is Chiesa
Smuggling in a crowbar in his anus and smashing it over Ben's head.
HEEY EEEY HEEY HEY EEY EYY EYY HEEEEY HEY HEEY EY EY Y EY
Tonight..
>hate this stupid fucking song
Can someone Tell me who is this Guy?
You're going to care alot when he's champ
James Toney. Sorry brother I thought you were meme-ing
Are you on the heem Pinterest?
thats "the black beast" derrick lewis. his instagram is the best in the game
Tj and Cain went to the same college
i loved it when he said the thing about his balls haha
Bigi boy
Ya boy
The korean super boy
Other boys?
How come TJ doesn't look as small as I expected
wonderboy, goldenboy
Shit how could forget wonderboy
off-topic, but a fag I went to HS with went to jail for attempted murder today
Is it okay to fuck your step dads wife?
t. Bully victim
Story?
>get past side control
Confirmed for having never rolled a day in your life you fucking zilch
What happened to Ketlen Vieira?
pretty much, but the dude brought it on himself by dating very underaged girls and jerking off at a party.
you could slice onions with that jaw, good facial structure
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Should have let him bang
>keep scrolling chin
>alright now zoom in
>deeper
>yeah..
is that the actor that plays penguin in Gotham?
How old are you?
What he Said?
25. dude was one year ahead of me in school
Oh man he doesn’t know.... Oh man...lol you’re in for a treat my man lol I can’t even. Were talmbout 3 piece and a soda, friggin bears, and this
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Nganou has had the perfect come up for a heavy weight.
>He has top tier athletic genetics
>He joined the mma game late which means his body has little wear.
>He came at the time where the heavy weight legends are old and flushed.
His only draw back is his cardio which there isn't much he can do about apart from boxing more efficiently
this line is so fucking epic i'm shitting my pants
Prove you’re not an absolute casual and rank these fights
Diaz vs Daley
Diaz vs Lawler
Lawler vs Manhoef
Lawler vs Askren
>he said the thing
*pees on your face*
Kevin "Poo" Pee
>Jon 'Bones' Jones
>not Jam 'Hams' James
I've only seen Lawler vs Askren
I invented Jon "Gym" Jones
LOWKEY
What about his tiny ears
You should check the others out. They’re real bangers.
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He just has to open with a flying nut kick like he did against Till. Masvidal is going to start the new meta of opening with dick kicks. It's like an improved version of the eye poke strategy LHWs and HWs love to use.
Its best to not have ears for combat sports (or a nose).
A tekken streamer described eye pokes as EX Moves and they may as well be
aside from cowboy, everyone is among the shortest of their respective weight classes
Francis Ngannou vs. Junior dos Santos
Jussier Formiga vs. Joseph Benavidez
Demian Maia vs. Anthony Rocco Martin
Roosevelt Roberts vs. Vinc Pichel
Drew Dober vs. Marco Polo Reyes
Alonzo Menifield vs. Paul Craig
wow Usman lost a lot of weight.
Even we he loses he STILL revs /heem/
Ngannou
Benavidez
Martin
Roberts
Dober
Menifield
JDS
Benavidez
Rocco
Roberts
Dober
Bearjew
Dos Santos
Benavidez
Martin
Roberts
Dober
Menifield
Is Olivi signalling she does anal with that type?
lul 1000 intarnetz 4 u ... XD
Frank
Maia
Benavidez
Roberts
Dober
Alonzo
how would a prime moretz fare against nunes ?
Idk
she looks like she'd be good at judo
why is heem so busy tonight? It's a thursday
>I'd let are Ngubu have a shot on the missus and no mistake aharharhar
I can only see him winning by KO, which Ben himself says is unlikely because Jorge is a volume striker, but then again he knocked out Till clean who is larger and a cutbabby and Ben can't strike. If Colby trains his TDD good enough he might actually pull it off. I give him a 40% chance but i'm rooting for him over boom roasted man
Our boy yang is heeming the rest of the race in the debates tonight
That does not say anything about goobies reach it does say alot about ngannous reach. Shorter guys will have their arms closer to the ground, before you want to argue go check out most weigh ins. Goober does have to percentile arm genetics for a white boi tho.
>stands in center and spins around
>nunes is blended by her shoulder blades
>one cup at a time
>she's holding 2
Yeah, she's definitely signalling with this pics.
top*
she's literally a bear which khabib wrestled as a kid
based
>thigh gap
He can't take both of us brother.
"I piss therefore I poo" - peevin "poopa troopa" wee
imagine being the guy who gets to bury his head between those legs
Zhang gang
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Look at the thumbnail. Bet the house in junior.
sorry, no soibois allowed
Dana's days are numbered. Yang will team up with Jap Dana, Coker and Chatri and take turns beating him with sacks of Reebok™ gear
is jds a way better wrestler than i remember, why is everyone picking him, surely he cant win the standup
The day is drawing nigh
Unironically bear hug Conor and throw him to the ground with a 40+ lb advantage then hope to keep him down and not get knocked out cold
It’s all over Dana
Wake up, egghead.
Magooba is gassed from the arse slap, conor taps round 2.
>people were honestly behind Stephens on this very board
There is literally no way khabib can defeat this man.
Thanks lad
He has legitimate grappling but never really utilizes it. I think if he can survive a round he'll be fine, Ngannou has a good chin but he's never been cracked good while gassed out
...That's what I was saying, that Ngannou has insanely long arms when they're nearly as low as a short guy with a long reach like Gooby
yang gang is a dead meme newfag, you're making yourself look like a fool.
He is about to Heem the other candidates my man
>responds to two different posters
Oh, boy..
Prime Yang heems Dana
>he isn't part of the gang
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>y-yang will l-lose.......THIS time
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Tulsi deserves the title shot but (((they))) wont allow it
10-8 yang and he hasnt even gotten a question yet
stop the debate !!
After Tony, this is the guy I want Khabib to fight the most
Yang bless whoever made that shop
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holy based
THEY'RE OUT
THEY'RE OUT
STOP THE PRIMARY
it's real wtf!?!?
The Schmo is unironically the most based MMA journalist ever, way better than Cuck Thomas or Ariel Jewani. He asks the questions the people really want the answers to and even gets props from Dana.
NGANNOU
Benavidez
Rocco
Roberts
Dober
Menifield
Biden btfo
what does “sp” stand for?
> filho was looking at ghosts
> rampage, wanderlei and shogun were past their prime
> so all those wins are actually no contests.
Luke is a moron and a coward.
Superman Punch
Chael literally ended his career
Sombrero punch
July 6th heem day
He's been letting rounds slip a lot recently, in all these last 3 fights. He was letting Stephens back him up and out jab him, even though none really landed it probably still scored. Would've been crazy if Stephens was able to get a decision win over Aldo.
How are we going to celebrate?
Jawmawl s Asian!?
Going to heem myself
i have yet to watch the special and probably never will. it's hard to watch people whose occupation is being funny not being funny
>He asks the questions the people really
>even gets props from Dana
This will inevitably clash
What is the % chance that Ngannou and JDS start gun fighting, Ngannou sparks JDS and hammers him out in under 2 minutes?
60%
JDS
Benavidez
Maia
Roberts
Dober
Menifield
100% but it will be under 1
Personally I think somewhere between 0:45 and 1:15 of the 1st.
*GADOOSH*
who is Luke? I think you mean Cuck Thomas?
July 6th is officially /heem/ day. Other than watching the fights, what'll you be doing to celebrate?
You hear about that footballer who got Motor Neurone Disease? All that work to become an athlete, eat healthy, just get married to a beautiful girl and then he'll be dead in 3 years. In a wheel chair in 1 year. It reminded me of Kid Yamamoto he was a lot older but still came as a big shock to me when he got cancer because you just think being that healthy and active you're at the lowest risk.
fock myzelf
BKFC is going to die fast if the fighters don't start fighting the proper bare knuckle way. It should be Diaz style 50% shots to the head and heaps of big body shots.
*GADOOSH*
After enough events all the shitters will break their hands and leave, all that's left will be the ones that can hang
Heem day... kno wadda'mean?
Either heeming myself or permaheeming
I'll be posting Schaub
>owie zowie my body plz dont hurt meeeeeee
is there a bigger cuck than jeremy 'lil semen' stephens?
i wish jones would go back to his early days when he was reckless and going for the finish
that last fight against smith was a snoozer
Was just watching food truck diaries, based Schaub
kebab "ow my tummie tony please dont hurt me" numalegomedov
Colby "I duck black people" Cuckington
*GADOOSH*
i had such high hopes for jan...
tulsi is pro-assad, pro-israel, and pro-modi all at the same time. and her main criticism of obama was that he didn't use enough drone strikes as compared to conventional. is she, dare i say, /ourgal/?
which one sounds better heem;
Poorge Canvidal
or
Jorge "Laiddead" Masvidal?
I need to know for heemposting purposes after July 6th
Josh Neer figured it out in that other event with the single collar tie, eventually everyone else will catch on
literally why? his only win that's even in the top 10 is sleepy Jimi and he already lost to him before
not to mention he's Polish lmao
I'm afraid it will give me second hand CTE.
I will heem some twink on the street
Jorge "Braindead" Masvidal sounds better imo
will literally heem everyone here
Listening to Face the Pain on repeat all day
I prefer WhoreGay "BrainDead" NoMasVida, myself.
I could heem everyone in this thread and you twice, grapplelet.
Nice, very nice
The only thing you'd grapple is deez nuts, ya limey cunt.
he's shown flashes of real talent. mostly his boxing and jab. when he's feeling it he's got a really good jab, and that's at lhw which is full of flailing retards. he's also a big, physical guy. he just has shit cardio and abysmal fight IQ. like in the first manuwa fight he showed that he had clearly better striking but was intimidated or something and just let manuwa back him up and clinch non-stop. i think in all of his UFC losses besides the last one he was doing better on the feet initially and for most of the fight before gassing or getting wrestled.
The fuck was his problem
feelin down heem... all the time i've wasted, the poor decisions i've made...
For some reason I thought Marreta was 6'2, instead he is only 6'0. This changes my view on the fight.
He was a scumbag, people forgot because he died.
Don't feel too down user, you got trips and in a week we'll get to watch Masvidal get heem'd and Cockhold get gadooshed against the cage again.
Jon Jones is such a stupid idiot lmfao
My fiancee was actually his tutor back when he was in junior college, and he was so dumb that she had to stay overnight at his dorm all the time to study because he couldn't understand the material lol
If Tony can comeback from the chip implant so can you lad
>Gracie striking
RIP Kid
Same. And I have this feeling I'm going to get cancer soon.
Mfw fox News town hall crowd loved Bernie sanders more than the democratic debate crowd
I'd still pork his sister something fierce
If Santos beats Jones, heem day will be the biggest new meme in years
Lol what an idiot
haha high fight iq low real iq dumbass jon
He was known for doing this as well, wasn't even the only time. Who are some other scumbag fighters?
it was a different time
Palhares, Hendo
Dan Henderson, Michael Bisping, Jeremy Stephens, Jon Jones come to mind.
Dunno if I'd call him a scumbag, but it's a little reminiscent of Gomi chimping the fuck out on Azeredo
You're right desu, in the end we just gotta live with what we have done.
just know that there's other people feeling what you feel
I like how he didn't even follow up
just laid him to rest
>Hendo
>Dan Henderson
Just because of the Bisking fight? He's not normally like that when he hits a guy out he stops but that one was really personal and he got emotional. He apologized in the post fight interview with Rogan.
>hendo
why
Which choke is more KINO, pic related or Khaboh on Gooby?
these are better than the typical rear naked since it makes one look so much dominant compared to the other, though I do like how a rear naked always look like is hard fought somehow
No I disliked Bisping a lot as well, people cry about Till but he's just stupid sometimes, he's not a scumbag like Bisping. Henderson always gave me that vibe and he did it against Lombard as well and then there was another fight as well I can't remember who against.
Oh shut up moaner
kek, thanks
this wasn’t even a choke
oh wow he lost a fight oh noooo lmao moron
He only does it it to guys that do unsportsmanlike shit, he's got some kind of lawful evil thing going on
ahhh nooooo not an mma fighter losing a fight
Cheer up buddeh.
Damn, he used to dorm with Colby, too. I bet she had a hell of a time with those two morons.
The Virgin Vitor and Hendo
>career chokers
>one ""wins"" title on technicality, immediately loses it
>other never wins one
>can't produce natural testosterone
>not in the HoF
The Chad BispKING
>clutch throughout career
>beats the GOAT, who beat both men to knock him out
>KO a dominant champ in his prime
>more natural test than Vitor on TRT
>Hall of Famer within 8 months of retirement
Why haven't you taken the Bispill yet, buddeh?
I must be illiterate my bad
And he did it all with one eye, truly a fookin' legend.
why are you retards just making shit up? he did it against lombard and wanderlei too
People are always saying. I talk and I talk and I talk. But guess fucking what? I back it up!
so Marreta confirmed browses heem right?
Based Biskino, long retired and still making heemlets Seethe. Sad!
Yang got screwed by the refs but he still won the story of the fight.
Kamala won the debate, Yang won the argument, we won the battle and will win the war, most importantly we will capture the story
>wahhhh he hit him in a fight, fr*cken unfair! :(
lmao grow the fuck up, bitchboi. just bleed.
>one more run at the strap
Unnecessary follow-up shots are so fr*ckin based!
Which fights?
He's going to get the strap alright... when he's getting drunk fighting bums and needs to be restrained by the cops! :^)
C*ral!!
Wand shoved him after their first fight and he never forgot. I forget what Lombard did but I wanna say he fouled him...otherwise he was a pretty nice guy
Quinton
>wow he didnt chimp out this time therefore pitbulls are safe to leave with a 2 year old
kys tard
@93785057
shut the fuck up dork
sup
He's spammy, that's why he hasn't been around. Too busy with camp and fight week.
I disagree
Someone post Stephens vs Emmet
Say what you will about Stephens but he brings the spice
Already started my bender that will be going through that weekend.
how was your appointment bro
Based angry manlet
Disaster. It was an 8 hour intelligence test, I was super nervous and after an hour I got up and left, told the tester I couldn't do it. Wasted everyone's time. Not a good day.
>8 hour
jesus thats a lot to expect from anyone
well it was going to be divided into two 4 hour sessions
on different days I should add
back on the heem program my guy
JDS will fold Ngubu like a soggy rug
The testing was super expensive too, I hate myself sometimes man.
life is an expensive test bro
We tawlmbout cawlmedy?
People who say Peds are not some godsend when talking about Jones need to watch RDA and Cejudo before they got on them. Their bodies completely changed and they suddenly became next level.
Is Rogan just self aware at this point? You really can’t make this shit up.
Obsessively lift weights 4x a week but still eat like shit for at least a couple years. Then your yoke and back will look alright but your stomach is going to be a fuckin' mess. at least that's how i did it.
The best is blessed baby!
he gets off on it
Thank you for that, you're right. I've been beating myself up about walking out on that test.
What was this for?
part of a psychiatric evaluation of some kind, I wasn't super informed on the whole thing
youtu.be
Things that you can look at forever:
>fire burning
>water flowing
>manlets not learning
To each their own but keep it to yourself though jeez
I used to think the whole ‘Rogan loves black bulls’ thing was overblown but I’m starting to realize it’s not.
She's the brock Lesnar of wmma
He openly admits he watches black bull porn.
Heh, wake up Henry. Looks like you've lost the rematch. Better luck next time, kid.
lmao
I was skeptical too but this creepy exchange between Rogan and Brendan where they are talking about Bob Sapp convinced me
Oh he’d fer sure let Bob Sapp get his wife in full mount if you catch my drift. 100 percent, b
JDS
Benavidez
Martin
Pichel
Dober
Menifield
@CoralSprings
post shots/combos/takedowns that are actually art, not just hitting guys on the button
lawler v lindland
what if I made heem.com forum and everyone had usernames and post count and only posted there and all the heem personalities moved there
Disgraceful, never been happier when I heard he was cut
Cowboy v Story was swe-heeeet
He’s a huge meme but it’s up to his opponent to beat him.
Also he made Dana seethe so he’s based in my book
>Cowboy vs. Story
Cowboy wins everytime, except against T-Ferg.
Coral are you still awake? I have a request.
Why the fuck did Dana cut this guy? He was unironically entertaining to watch.
I could have died today and nobody here even cares.
Can we talk about Schmoe? I wanted to hate this guy for looking like a goof. But he won me over. He comes off as very genuine, a good speaker and a good interviewer. He's likable and funny, but more importantly he brings out the best in everyone he speaks to.
The guy is honestly damn good at what he does.
um Cowboy definitely lost the story when he heemed his eyes
3 piece without the soda will beenough robbie deleted askrens chin
:^)
what’s up bud?
no.
Fighters do all seem kinda happy in their interviews with him.
Top kek
>move of the fight
Ok, so can you post your all-time favorite Schaub picture/webm? Just thought it'd be fun lol.
imagine the torque he can generate with those leverages
1. Lawler melvin
2. Diaz daley
3. Askren lawler
4. Diaz lawler
rockhold is going to molest jan and cruise right to a title shot
and then get heemed by jones
Oh look, it's the mexican Khabib h8r. How are you doing this evening, my friend?
Cowboy can endure the horror but not a sperg. Sad.
I'm really hyped for Marreta winning
Hendo being first champ champ is thing to hespect, he even fucked bisbong up at age 47
>old lady looking for the DQ win
Oh wow you already know who he's fighting after Jones?
Smif 2 y'all
Very well m8 thanks for asking, I've been shitposting contrarian opinions from so on multiple sports forums and social media and having a laff when normies meltdown
Conor McGOAT wins the rematch against canbeeb normaldickgayoff
Nice, nice. Glad to hear it brother. Keep fighting the good fight. I've been having a tough time breaking into the social media game myself, but practice makes perfect, you know.
Francis Ngannou (KO).
Joseph Benavidez (decision)
Demian Maia (submission)
Roosevelt Roberts (submission).
Drew Dober (TKO)
Paul Craig (submission)
God I wish that were me.
Dont be afraid on revving the goofs out there, /heem/ taught me that with the right shitpost everyone can be called out as a cazzie and every fighter exposed as a bum
yeah here you go
real heem hours
beet salad for breakfast to save my liver
beet salad for breakfast to save my liver
liver salad for breakfast to save Zabit
JDS
Benavidez
Maia
Roberts
Reyes
Menifield
I wanted to advise you to permaheem yourself, but your trips hints at a brighter future. Cheer up, lad
It doesn't matter. None of it matters. Just go with the flow, come what may.
Shades of my childhood
I wonder if we'll get the massively overcooked superfight now that Fedor and Barnett are both in Bellator
Cruickshank
100% trying to make that fight right now. Probably the next fight, and maybe Fedor's last.
1/3
>cutting a fun to watch cheap to employ can
What was Dana thinking?
2/3
Guarantee you Francis will freeze up again this fight. All JDS has to do is sell the jab and start feinting and Francis will start swinging. Don't get me wrong, he's a very underrated counter-puncher with good distance control and timing, but he's overly aggressive and bites too easily. That's how Stipe got him, he baited him into swinging then countered his counter. JDS is definitely slick enough to pull it off, especially if he mixes in the kicks and gets Francis punching by showing the lead leg. Even though that fight sucked, the JDS Lewis fight is the best example of JDS drawing out the counter, then heeming the guy.
3/3
Glad to see him doing well in Rizin
He forgot the golden rule: unless it's for Sports Illustrated, don't do a nude shoot.
Oh for sure but I disagree
Stipe won with jab+wrestling. JDS has only half of that. "Just sell the jab" doesn't work against a big counter puncher like Ngubu.
i put money on jds but only cos i felt like he was paying way more than he should be, i think francis will win, jds to old to beat him
>Stipe won
Bruh, he lost unequivocally, the story of the fight because Mugumbo has been on a tear while Stipe has been hiding and ducking for a year.
*ends the izzy meme*
Clinch artistry
i worry that he'll be rusty, or pull out
rashad be that dude tho
for real
>gassed in the first round
I was literally cringing when he didn't just grab him behind the knee of the front leg and pull. JUST PULL THAT LEG FUCK.
Late replacement, maybe didn't have a camp. Fatties without a 4-5 weeks of cardio camp always gas.
205 Luke finna be a skr8 munster. Blackedowitz isn't gonna wake up next Saturday night.
do people not know masvidal and robbie train together ?
Why is jon supporting robert lately?
Tuivasa will be champion
streamable.com
post thoughts
Hates Izzy
Why would anyone do otherwise?
alright
yan is odd, he is certainly more tricky gambit wise for a contender, though he has shown the propensity for suppression of his skills.
but literally he shot up so fast now he has to fight other weirdos who all are tragically flawed or tj/cejudo who are far less flawed.
sterling/yan would actually be fun a aljermain is finally becoming a true al
>A case of synovitis (inflammation of the synovial membrane) in the left elbow caused the bantamweight contender to have surgery this week, MMA Junkie confirmed with Yan’s manager, Daniel Rubenstein. The recovery timeline after the procedure is expected at four to six weeks, Rubenstein said.
Injured for now.
I can see him fighting for the belt next fight, or one fight from now.
cos australians are mad cunts, just like jon
1 fight till title for sure but sterling seems to be ducking him
>till
Darren mentioned
>next in line for the title
>ducking someone lower in the rankings
I bet you think Tony needs to earn a title shot too
Damn, that knee went right in his eye
Um
his best win is rivera just like yans
If we're only judging people by their best performance, than Aljamain's is Munhoz.
>cheat by grabbing net, gloves, fingers, and illegal kneeing
>still lose handily
>go on social media insisting you won the story of the fight
>the nuthuggers fall for it
lel
Weak ref
Ngannou
Benavidez
Maia
Roberts
Dober
Manifield
His ufc listed height is 6'2, but other mma sites have him as 6'0 and he definitely doesn't look 6'2. He probably just cuts some height to help make weight.
I agree with you. Even though he’s going to get demolished, the fact that he made it this far is a win in itself.
If Blacho is 6'2, he could be 6'1. Really don't matter do.
Why would she signal anything you completely complete moron
same, i got 10 minutes into rogan's latest special, it was painful... cant bring myself to start the schaub special
i liked like the first 5-10 minutes of chris delia special, i watched it to the end, but it just got stale and repetitive after you heard his main punchline ( talking about man on fire )
youtube.com
>wow only one black guy thats why its so fucking clumsy
>I see two more black guys I'm getting happy now
>totally no homo
He's an equilibriumlet
One hit behind the ear and his legs buckle like a pilgrim's hat.
JDS wins this by KO easy m8
Idk why ngannou is being picked so much
Poorgay "braindead" cansvidal
It's alright lad
Benavidez seems like a pervert so she probably does a lot of things. Even stuff she doesn't like just to make him happy.
Which fighters whore out their wives for favors? I think Robert do it for sure
I'd demand she put me in an RNC and use her feet to stroke my willy while she chokes me out
irish cuckold with micropenis and his hired bull
sextuple flushy
>joe is a cuck
how is this news?
What are the possible returns this year?
She's probably P4P best feet in the UFC.
Platinum Perry fer shaw
Do you guys think Joe actually gets railed in the bum by wogs, noshes them off after they fuck his wife or just watches?
*wins*
They still bother to wheel out the corpse of Maia every now and then, eh?
Brutal skullmog.
Tony bless
Thought it was Gabbi Garcia on the right from the thumbnail.
bobert heems occupied palestine
I want you to vocaroo your Schaub impression right fucking now. The best one gets 0.5 LTC
What happened buddy
>do what he always does and get wrestlefucked to a split decision loss
kek
>I'm a Republican. And Republicans don't lie on their back with a man between their legs.
He's not that witty but I like him.
Thoughts?
Loved that.
If anyone didn't see it, JBJ intentionally kneeled on the floor to continue his beatdown of Smith. Didn't get taken down. Didn't lose his footing. Just got fired of wailing on his from the standing position so kneeled down to do it instead.
Schwab is in show business now. First rule of show bidness is get yourself a beard.
In the blue corner, a sorcerer-style fighter, fighting out of Angmar, Eriador, standing 7'0" tall and weighing in at 265lbs, with a record of 500-1, with one loss by way of WMMA, Lord of the Nazgul! THHHEEE WIIIIIIITCH-KIIIIIING!
jon jones is a bully
back up doo
WHAT TIME IS IT
youtube.com
The time is now.
youtu.be
IT'S TONY TIME
youtube.com
Ngannou dressed up in one of his African outfits again.
based
terrible boobjob
eh I'd probably fuck it but I'm pretty desperate
Man, I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have MMA. Something more productive, I guess.
Man I'm so hype for Ngannou.JDS. Gonna feel like Ngannou/Stipe again now that Ngannou is back on a tear. Not that intense but still.
i doubt it
you and I both know you'd be wanking to erotic manga 24/7
Kek, she doesn't know how close she came to death at that moment
Posting some random heems to celebrate the end of my ban
steaks are ready bois
Asscream is overrated. Masvidal R1 KO
Is height a meme? How come there's so little difference between TJ and Cain
*grabs the mic*
*hey yo FUCK isis*
Kamaru Usman
Colby Covington
Tyron Woodley
Jorge Masvidal
none could put him away lol
was there supposed to be some press conference today?
can henderson was on steroids literally cheating
Joe Rogan been edging all night for this moment.
Too early for a new thread?
>buddeh posting in 2017+2
lame!
>arm genetics for a white boi tho
my armspan is 6'6'' and I'm only 6', don't talk shit you don't know about, cuck
give it like another 40 posts
No, they aren't.
Water we gonna talmbout?
HEEM ME INSIDE
I really want to make a new thread
Only 24hrs to fights though
Where do you see his future /heem/? Is he gonna win ever again, or win a title even?
Imagine the loud protein farts she rips out of that brapper
Bellator where you at
Dana can refuse to end his contract, making it so its illegal for him to fight anywhere else.
*signs a ONE contract to fight in China*
Nothin pursnell, baldy.
You had to reveal your disgusting fetish, didn't you?
JDS
Benavidez
Martin
Pichel
Dober
Menifield
Ngannou
Formiga
Maia
Roberts
Craig
Dober
Nicco Montaño is an undefeated UFC champion. Never lost the belt.
Uhhh yeah robbie LOLer is a can
ngannou
Bena
Maia
Robers
Dober
Menifeld
I think he beats Martin.
He took out Lyman without suffering a scratch.
For me it's Ngannou
For me it's Formiga
For me it's Maia
For me it's Roosevelt
For me it's Dober
For me it's Menifield
IT'S HABEEB TIME!
July 6th = Heem Day!!!!!!
nvm, I thought that said "marty", as in kamaru
im dumb
I said Martin, not Marty.
he had him in deep waters in the first
Eryk anders lost to theodorou
Old family photo of Sage.
(Sage is the one in the middle. No, he is the one second from left. Wait. He is the one on the far left. No, I was right before, he is the one in the middle)
>Yeah, I'm a Christian, how could you tell?
A lot of people (me) think he didn't really lose that fight.
Turbochad Northcutt was a hell of a father
if only Sage didn't inherit his mothers submissive genes
If I were him I would beat the shit out of my wife for not being more like me.
Most who fought him did, the guy was 8-3.
*hell of a roider
All these faggots picking cigano to win. NGANNOU GONNA HEEM YOUR BOY AND THEN HEEM DC AND BE CHAMP
cope
FUCK missed Ngannou weigh in. Did he look alright?
didnt his dad fail at all of his athletic goals and get got for coke dealing
Who's the sassy black lady that calls every fighter "baby" at the weigh ins and asks them to pose for her camera?
Looked fine
no cope needed. he was major roider, and a snitch. a bitch, basically.
You just know Sage and his older sister have a strong bond
JDS weighed in at 249 and Ngannou weighed in at 256.5
Joanne Calderwood's son is called "Maverick"
Also
>be American
>wear a cap
>dc
Her identity is as much a mystery as the tall bald guy who chaperones fighters around and breaks up fights at the press conferences.
Bet the house on Cigano. He has been training with Nunes.
magoomba
benavidez
maia
roberts
doober
bear kike
Anybody got that Ngubu vs Reem webm with the spirit harvesting? You know the one, after that cartoon punch that was wound up from behind the back, traveled all the way, and put Reem to sleep.
>junior albini diaper
Esther Lin isn't black.
A BASED Jake Pauler from birth.
Is it really her? On her instagram there's almost no pictures from official weigh ins
>Jake Pauler
based wanna be zoomer exposing himself as a boomer
Schaubs Place
wtf
how would a 266 Reem fare against ndombele?
jawlet seethe
allelbows on instagram
she has the last bareknuckle, the last bellator, the tony-cowboy, the ringe vs one punch man, etc.
She only has pics from ceremonial weigh ins, not from the real weigh ins
new
>not under the chin
JDS
Formica
Maia
Pichel
Marco Polo
Craig