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based fucking RC has returned with his grand delusions

IMAGINE being RC and living such a fucking deluded life that you believe the AFL monitors every prediction you make

imagine being so deluded you think all your "predictions" were right. Wogs I swear.

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Ladbrokes tempted me with bonus bets, addicted like a mong

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Fuck off with this spam at the start of every thread

Roughead and Benny Brown reviewing this match on Fox Footy is so cringe, this is hard to watch

Is your ISP supposed to contact you about changing to the NBN? I can't tell if the Indian people who call everyday are scammers or actually telstra.

>only 2 (two) (TWO) pootorian teams in the top 8

kek

KEK

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And they're the 2 best teams in the 8

>losing to poort
>"""best"""

>Not being the best despite being cursed
Too good even with the handicap

Let's all watch the game intently and comment frequently.

Shaw kicking absolutely HORRENDOUSLY

>no BT

dropped

Use your ears

Dzhaynts are FINISHED

I hear bruce and hamish, what are you hearing m8?

He was talking a lot towards the start

nice "semi-tradition" faggot

god essenshit fans are so fucking entitled, nonstop booing last week and now today

got this mong on a string lads

But Stringer's out

STILL got this mong on a string lads

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based and fredpilled

>Bombers in charge of playing properly

>mcdonald tippingwuti

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just ate a 330g bag of doritos

Putting me centrelink on da giants

>mcdonald's sniffin-petrol

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for me, it's CC's Nacho Cheese 175gm bag

Has social media changed the way you've grown up?

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based joshie

lmao how are footy players so dumb?

the only white guy i've seen in these ads in this thing

lmao idiot Parish

Yeah I couldn't make friends in uni because everyone only socialises online before talking to people in person; if you talk to strangers in public you're fucking weird nowadays. At least I have *checks IP count* 12 other """friends""" haha

>if you talk to strangers in public you're fucking weird nowadays
self limiting belief my friend.

those are all me lad, sorry

>Tipping Woody wasn't taken high for that again
Kek

KEK

instagram and to a lesser extent facebook are a blessing. i use them to lurk women for potential sexual relationships and men to see if they would be suitable mates. in todays world you learn more about the real person from how they are on social media and thank god i chose to lurk these people like this because i have dodged many a bullet.

i spot an IFUNNY WATERMARK

tfw no fd

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footy's on

>"World record holder for eating sausages"
What did Hamish mean by this

legit forgot all about israel folau playing for gws

get raped beams you mong cunt

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glad she found acceptance lads. This is what the AFL is all about
abc.net.au/news/2019-06-27/transgender-footballer-playing-in-womens-league-in-adelaide/11223998

Why would he even respond to that?

Not sure why anyone would oppose this, the whole womens league being full of trannies would be hilarious.

he tries to """educate""" people on cyber"bullying"

Why is he sharing his secrets with bigfooty and not his /afl/ friends?

*blocks your womens league*

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the little purse matching the dress is just the cherry on top

for me it's the cheeky grin on both their faces. browny clearly in on it.

thoughts on Mark "Bombed cunt" Thompson's stash of 30g of ice and 400+ pingas for his personal use?

What's with BT's boner with S*ad

I like when bruce gets excited.

I wonder if he was using while he was coaching Geelong?

big fan of the boing sound effects as players get concussed

why is this so weird? probably buys months of gear in advance

don't use instashit but surely there is a privacy option to only be contacted by friends/people you follow. Deserves it for being a mong cunt and gambling junkie.

Fellas, a mate just told me the story about Jack Stevens, is it true?

got dosed and fucked by Sinclair?
yes

Very grim stuff, but not surprising from those St Kilda boys

Got dosed with what exactly? Surely you would know what exact drug it was if you knew all these other specific details

You dumb fucks will believe in anything

Retards

calm down jack

meth, you closet homosexual. I used dosed for brevity because someone was asking about a different story last week.

yeah bro, cause meth is a downer

tard

Why is Toby so highly regarded? He does fuckall except once in a blue moon

>

>you

>One goal and everyone jerks him off

>you can only be convinced to get fucked in the ass on "downer" drugs
whatever, it's your fantasy "bro"

it does make you horny as fuck, lowers your standards and loosens your morality and concepts of social norms significantly

faggot here, smoking meth makes you feel so good that you can LITERALLY convince straight guys who questions themselves to get fucked in the ass. Best wingman I've ever had.

anyone spot the wog flag in the Essendone cheer squad, RC confirmed alive.

look at this fucking faggot

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draw on the cards lads

gws will never win the flag because orange is an inherently omega colour that has a subconscious effect

which team has the most alpha colours?

Gants are getting umpballed a bit.

how has it been half the season without a fuckin draw lads

probably essedon. allows them to punch above their weight

>bummers

>Joy-ants

didn't it get to the final round without one a few years back?

lol that was touched

fug lads

>clear touch
>start the game anyway
fuck the shitty score review system dear god

top kek goal review bullshit again

Damn you can clearly see his finger bend back.

what the fuck is the point of a video review system if shit like that gets to stand?

2012 and 2014

essendon CHEATS

hope he kicks this and the other one gets overturned for a draw.

Essendon are like rubber bands, they always rebound

predicting GWS shark and goal lads

bombres got away with soooo much shit in that last quarter

Bookies too SHREWD

fuck i hate essendon
rat shit supporters

in b4 GWS appeal the result and we get a draw

draw: *is on the cards*
last minute fluke: NICE PLACE NIGGA

Fuck me the drug cheats get umped hard.

>When Aussies call burgerking Hungry Jacks

Fucking cheats essenscum

kek, nice "kick" dickhead

Not one that usually buys into the conspiracy stuff and calling everything rigged but that was fishy.

even with the appeal the bummers would win by a point

they shoulda never gave you niggas money

obvious corruption imo

kek I'm retarded

*Umps admit they're wrong and will try to do better next time but don't do shit*

we're literally never getting a draw this season are we lads

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R I G G E D
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>free kick counts have to be even
brainlet

based didntwatchthegame poster

fuck off straffo

They lost for da Pies

GOOD WIN BOYS!

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>boys
not liking this gendered language.

GOOD WIN GOYS

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much better, l'chaim rabbi.

thank you master

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lol

based wanchor jumper is back

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lol

Fred must be getting PTSD flashbacks of those years lol.

Where's pav

>both SA teams in the 8
>both WA teams in the 8
>a NSW and QLD team in th 8

>Cucktoria
KEK

The """cuck"""torian teams also RULE the top of the ladder mind you. You are below us, we are above you.

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good afternoon MY /afl/ family

>bryce gibbs in

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>"big Belcho"
>"Hookesy"

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glad someone else is as SEETHING about this cunt as I am. He's like the kid everyone in school hates but keeps trying to fit in despite being an insufferable cunt

fuck off purple

>/afl/
>148 replies
>27 posters
Time to follow a real mans sport losers.

>5 posts per poster
figures an NRLel pooster can't into a strong community that discusses the game amongst it's peers.

Nah cobber, we /nrl/ boys have a life. One of our cobbers even got a date with a girl from his work. Any of you lads been on a real date?

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Is nignat doing his knee again tomorrow lads?

hopefully

status update on the dr dan indian chick?

cringe

reeks of shitmantle and pricktorian jealousy itt

Why don't they just use hotspot for goal reviews

Ladbrokes has way too much fun with their markets

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lose weight WABA

reddit

>obligatory junk time Eddie dick sucking

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fuck gil and his brother the poofta cunts

>tfw they're letting /nrl/ on muh Adelaide Oval tonight

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he apparently saw her again, got the cold shoulder and wasn't even recognised. kek, it's almost as if smiling and being nice is literally a retail assistant's job. shocking stuff.

Grim, but a solid reminder of what being an alcoholic gets you. Israel Folau is never wrong.

will give you an update tomorrow lads but I've got my eye on the young blonde girl behind the deli counter at Woolies now.

Ask he about the cricket.

righto lads, lgtss. I'm here and I'm ready to kmy if need be

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what the fuck is this ad, and who is this retarded "artist"? MIsty's main draw was the dfc

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footy's on

Hopeful that my /nrl/ boys make it out of AdelAIDS without contracting the gay.

based sneeds man

SNEEDSMAN

geelong are FINISHED

>city of churches vs city of mardi gras/pozbourne
sorry to say lad but they already take it up the bum

based gaj dabbing on the faggots (again)

nice "semi-tradition" again faggot

Cat kino boys.

got this mong on a string lads

BASED GAJ

What's the dfc?

delicious fire cunny

but misty uses water types

thriving poomunity

oh nonononononono

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I assume the rest have thrown themselves off already?

another "record breaking" crowd lmao

it's friday night and you are home alone posting on a nepalese basket weaving forum instead of out partying with pretty women
explain yourself

a fair few himmelbergs in our game nowadays

>Slow motion up until the ball approaches the post
>Play it back at x2 speed for the actual frame of contact
Brilliant.

based shambolic review system

go to snicko

muh /crows/ lad

>Dzhilong
>Score review system

in flames

Was that a big train?

review system is a fucking farce

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

trying to scare NRLel customers out of laying across the tracks no doubt

kek

Geelong has the biggest home ground advantage in the league.

>Can't play finals at their home grounds
Sounds like the worst advantage desu.

Will make it even funnier when they have to play their home finals at the G.

have a fucking cry

business idea: convert ships into ocean-going floating footy stadiums for true venue neutrality

And last time they did they got BTFO by cuckmantle

how hard is it to get a job babysitting as a single male who still lives with their parents?

Impossible unless the parents know you well

>Male
Extremely. You're pretty much a confirmed paedo.

milk it a bit more you bald cunt

the pies are on fire

calm down bud they've only kicked two in a row

on dayboo

SNEEDSman

do tradies usually discuss insurance with each other?

I'm a Christian man who shall only love one woman whenever the time comes

Based Jimmy telling it how it is news.com.au/sport/afl/jimmy-bartel-unloads-on-afl-ceo-gillon-mclachlan-over-essendon-gws-fiasco/news-story/751e6e5f6599074127c4ef1c30200111

trip on Richo

Based

Not exactly unbiased, he works for the giants. Also he was molested by his dad.

>sprayngerfield

>“You dump six lousy rules on us but you’ll spruik them and AFLX.
elite opinion, fuck Gil and his pedo brother. Shame he did say "them" was AFLW

>Porkings

Port, Saints, Collingwood, Hawthorn or Richmond?

bald milking cunt

lmao those geelong apes

lol

Gil there are KIDS watching

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??

Are these movies scary? What did Straffo say?

Giants was probably the last straw for him, there have been 6 other fuck ups so far this season

The dad line was uncalled for. You're obviously hung up on him/Geelong.

Why do so many players have moustaches?

I was expecting my hopes to be completely dashed by this point

He grew a beard to protest his dad molesting him. Also I like Geelong, GAJ is my favourite opposition player.

>He grew a beard to protest his dad molesting him
factually in correct, his father was an abusive alcoholic to his mother, not to him. Take your daddy fantasies elsewhere, cheers.

getting a bit defensive m8

please stop hamish

This kid's singing ability will be tainted by rap

hamish stop trying to pimp this shitskin out to gaz

Can Geelong win without le dangerman

injury update dabbing on the pooinloo

if it's close then junk time Eddie can't pop up with bullshit goals. 200IQ play by Dzhilong

fuck peelong taking diving lessons

bwodie smeth

ROFL nice kick idiot

>changed ISP when I got NBN so I can phonepost from the couch again
is /afl/, dare I say it, back?

Based Sneedsman

based sneedsman

>danger back
kek desperate, somebody put that cunt in a coffin

S N E E D
N
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shoulda been formerlychucksman

fuck, big tex heemed that bloke

>for mine
fuck up richo you faggot, saw you hold hands with your boyfriend at the forum At The Drive In gig

youtube.com/watch?v=Y5CaikvREXY

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elite and muscular get

Gaz HEEMED

BASED /afl/

nice

digits and all, but Barry Humphreys is the unfunniest of unfunny boomer humour

>stanley
>bigboy
>marshall
is shit kilda a ruck development powerhouse?

>not including Hickey in this list
he's pretty shit but he's still another ruck export of theirs

>bawww I handballed it
danger is a faggot

But he was right

best tips this week?

top kek another score review blunder

>Falseflag incorrect calls as obstacles that slow down the game
>Partnered by bookies galore
Hmmm

Posts: 33,113

can't believe I forgot pingers hickey

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>5AA revving faintly in the distance

>we weren't ready for 4g
>but use 5g now because reasons

how would you assess someone who has no posts on their facebook since year 8

how could you get through 400 pingers in ur entire lifetime without totally frying ur serotonin permanently

>daniher
BT blunder

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Natural fizeek.

inb4 that Kelly one gets goal of the year candidate

What goal?

doing that tomorrow lad

Never mind the umps did it right for once

>allowing kiwis on a worksite
execute CBUS trustees for treason

based fucking review system shitshow

every dog has his day I guess.

Edge on the goal reviews literally does nothing

based formerlychucksman

>"Snicko" goes nuts before the ball is even near the post
>Snicko is dead flat on the earlier """goal""" that hit the post
They're making it up to fit with the narrative, aren't they?

have you seen bomber? his mind has been fried for years

seed

feed

it's someone blowing on the mic m8

bomba doesnt seem like a heavy caps user unless his md-retardation is being masked by being skitzed from meth all the time

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Not a soul on G*d's green earth:

Brian: Lloyd

kek now we wait

fuck me I can't stand jews

...

confirmed gay

fuck off

>That random bogan screaming a chant
Kek

EVERYWHERE WE GO

I guarantee gaz and folau have made out before

Blitzy confirmed 200 IQ

badelaide blows are finished

Drop everyone except ROB and rebuild desu

galluci looks like he sticks up gold wagons in 1830s california

Bomber was definitely dealing, or in cahoots with the deadbeats who were staying with him. Keeping all the gear behind a locked keycoded door back fired on him because they can just claim only he knew the code. Plus that meeting with some chink (prison or airport I can't recall) was just plain weird.

HAHA time for 5AA, they are going to let loose on Gibbs.

I used to think he was on drugs when he did commentary, he was a strange unit.

yep, now that's the expected score

nothing more obnoxious than freshies jumping old memes

*revs up loudly*

based "guardian of the memes" autist that gets upset at everything

simple lad. love tex, love tinnies (tooheys new). hate dangerfield, hate geelong.

haha

no junktime eddie goals today lads

just trolled Yea Forums by redditposting lads

>MUH SEKRIT KLUB
fuck off gramps

freshcunts on the ropes

coles strawberries. Its a no from me tbtbh.

Yea Forums seems very quick to ban these days, sad stuff

fuck this, seriously, time for pyke to FUCKING GO. get fucking bickley in there for fucks sake or WE WILL LOSE HIM TO A VICTORIAN CLUB. ahhh fuck this, fuck the crows, fucking waste of a club. fucking gibbs (SHIT), walker (poor), seedsman (poof faggot)

done

youtube.com/watch?v=zUurvaI7XU8
>He was still at Geelong
oh no no no. I thought he was Essendon by this stage.

MUSCULAR /afl/

>Dangerfield 24 disposals
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

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>these days

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big yikers (oof)

the balls on this guy

I don't know why you're trying so hard, it's definitely different from how it was.

freshie

Dangerfield is the most reddit player. who is the most Yea Forums player. For me, it's Blake Acres

Jack Steven.

i want to FUCK sarah jones

getting a bit of lag on runescape lads, bit grim

what do you reckon Pyke had to say at 3/4 time? "believe in yourself" "Trust the Universe to provide" "Live Laugh Love"

finna call everyone a freshie so you all think i'm an oldfag

also you are all on the ropes and seething as of this post

based contemporary poster

"gonna phil walsh myself lads"

>autism bags

the state of geelong

Darren Milburn because he worked Carlton poofs into a seething shoot back in the day. or Akermanis, totally fucking retarded but autistically good in spells.

just further exposed myself as a freshie lads

does he have a weeb son to do the deed for him?

Good noms keep them coming

got footy in 11hrs 21mins and just dropped another cap lads

>"you were the guy who died hey?"
lmao

current players would definitely include Sicily up near the top of the list. cunt is an ebin trolllad tbqh

carlton jabronie marks lmoa

just pick it up m8

went to this thread to see if all aussie threads have the same magic and comedy of /cric/

..they dont

I guarantee dane rampe has posted in /afl/

definitely fits the bill (retarded)

I vote to put Cy Walsh in charge of list management, this club needs to be gutted

I love that clip. He ends up looking like a fucking fish.
youtube.com/watch?v=jXrRX0PbvyY

the icing on the cake was him clapping himself off the ground and the wogs bashing on the dugout ready to come over the fence.

based and euphoriapilled

Was what Milburn did really that bad? He went for the spoil (with his hip), spoiled the ball/marking attempt and then won the ball.

The hip to the head of the guy on the ground earlier in the clip is a lot worse.

based family man gaj making the homos seethe

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been IP range banned for months, given up on Yea Forums, Yea Forums, and /ck/ because of it

Really liking the Ablett for Motlop trade desu.

couldn't watch the match unfortunately, how was Gibbs?

Last game of his career tier.

Non existent, will probably get dropped again.

trash, won't play again once others are fit.

Doesn't he have a big gambling debt to pay off?

Bumping before sleeping might help every once in a while

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lol

lol

>Page 9
Wake up cunts

You wouldn't believe how much snatch I have procured by basically being a younger and better looking version of Sir Les at pubs and partys

iggs tbqh lads

fellas watching baseball on kayo 2bh

Thank You Based Les, the poojeeta princess is sure to be mine now.

ANOTHER elite /afl/ get, we can't be stopped

foy

rate my cheat day snack haul lads.

Also, girl status;
Indian girl; NOT at Dan Murphy's
Woolies deli girl; NOT at the deli

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P.S. the half a block of kit kat was left over from last week and honey jumbles weren't on special.

lose weight

pls no bully, I've lost 30kg so far having one pig out day a week. then keto lifting and cycling the other 6.

>still 30kg
I told you cheat days were a mistake.

jesus, that crowd

poothawn bandwagoners

>a fatty is living in your head rent free
grim

Just want the best for him, mate.

it's all about body composition my man, I see progress with my lifts and stay the same weight I'm not complaining, when I stall I'll change it up

>Nig Nat's come back game that has been wall to wall hyped in WA is delayed until 2:30pm

absolutely HOWLING

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Why is Eddie still in Melbourne commentating with Fox Footy?

Dom Sheed has cool hair

who you lads rekon is the most chill AFL player to punch a few cones with. I vote Dion Prestia, always seems laid back.

>

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DON'T LET /nrl/ SEE THIS

>took a screencap before it panned out to show all the actual people dodging the rain
NRLel clutching at straws

>buy new umbrella today
>it turns inside out two minutes after I start using it
>spring is fucking collapsed
IM AT THE FUCKING FOOTY WITH A USELESS UNBRELLA WHY THE FUCK CANT WE MAKE AN UNBRELLA THAT DOESNT COLLAPAE FFS

>doing drugs
Absolutely dire.

>a plant is a drug
good goy

Thought you weren't allowed umbrellas at the footy.

local footy m8

the afl needs varsinso

The afl doesn't need any spic terminology

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>Worst Cost

not watching the game but can hear my brother punching the couch through my wall, how bad is it?

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This joke is a bit stale now, mate.

it's not a joke

oh boy, the joke and meme guardian is back again lads

>ump coast
>Sicily sperging
love it

Tipping the draw

kek nice kick mong

Hawks elite kicking is a "meme" guy, you here mate?

These are excellent umbrellas if you just want a traditional non-compact one

myer.com.au/p/long-umbrella-601978160?gclsrc=aw.ds&gclid=CjwKCAjw9dboBRBUEiwA7VrrzYxesLm9Bs2yn_g6B3Xl7WUXxMvaVqOEkG1M6OBPPw9rx_7BPHpV3hoCRqsQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

I wouldn't buy anything from Myer

draw is on the cards

I want Gaff and Sicily to play russian roulette, mong cunts

theyre all in the bull ring

Hunter Clark or Chad Wingard

>Stormkino
comfy

IGGLED

who the fuck is jack?

>9.17 (SEVENTEEN)
Roaches deserves to get cucked at the death for this.

top kek back under the fridge

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WHY is there tumbleweed out here after such a match

Always a good day when the hawks lose.

Keen for an update on user's brother.

he's a bit chuffed but seems to be celebrating in a dignified manner

sperged out when they kicked the sealer, I wandered out to have a laugh and say nice win and he's strutting around the kitchen like he just won lotto.

fuck off

Swans are FINISHED

IGGS

MY

NIGS

Stop pretending to be me faggot

imagine being so upset at a joke you deem to be "stale" you have to impersonate someone talking about their brother.
grimmest of the grim

>9.17
kek
KEK
K E K

Clarko is funna bust out the whip for that scoreline.

Just saw the final scores. How badly did Hawthorn shit the bed?

stop pretending to be me, faggots

>2/3 games ended 77-71
What's did Gil mean by this?

had their chances kicking 9.17 but they were ahead by a point when they decided to take the game on, got hit on the counter and Iggs kicked the game winner. not really bed shitting unless you count inaccuracy, Smith missing a good chance but it wasn't a set shot

esoterically, 7 is the most powerful number.

reckon dew would dust any of youse cunts

Pretty sure it's foreshadowing a new tv rights deal with Channel 7.

forgot pic

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>dislocating your shoulder twice in a quarter
grim

rip sinclair

I would dance around him for the first 2 rounds and then finish him in the 3rd when he is tired.

>hype up Nic Nat's return game every sports bulletin and every chance they get
>Channel 7, "The Home of Football"
>Nic Nat return game is delayed into Perth until 2.30pm AWST

Home of Football my ass, bending over for uncle Rupert more like.

Ben King owned Aliir Aliir that quarter, really put him on a leash

Dew would know his power comes in one five minute burst ala his grand final performance and wouldn't chase you around the ring/cage, as soon as you get into range to try and stop him he WOULD dust you, believe.

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>I would dance around him
>he would be the tired one

It's not impossible given the amount of curses there are youtu.be/TNkurm6nqyk?t=83

just want a chubby gf bros

>to: meeterpeta
what did they mean by this?

are you me? I got a thiccness sickness my man

he's a large fellow

rampe is such a fucking sped

Quite like him, to be honest.

his retardation is really entertaining tbqh

aah that feels better

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>77-71
>96-69
>71-77

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>Iggles customers turn up after the result.
like clockwork. better you that fridge roaches though

Why would they be posting here while their team is playing?

because the game is over and on delay into Perth you mong cunt

Anyone who posts here is going to be watching a stream rather than waiting for a delayed telecast.

I was watching from the beer garden at my local

>Iggs ""fans"" travelling to Melbourne for anything less than a Grand Final
F- apply yourself

>Why would they be posting here while their team is playing
>Anyone who posts here is going to be watching a stream
>anyone who posts here

are you drunk?

No. There's no contradiction there.

if you can't see the problem then you are more retarded than I thought, have a good one.

>tfw going to hugby jags tomorrow

nice one eagles

$1 large fries looks tempting.

lol

Why did you steal our logo fucking thiefs
that's clearly a Burger King

what up my gypsy, watched any games today?

Burger King owns HJ's you dumbshit

I'm not a filthy gitano

just got home from work so no, might put something on my second monitor while I play vidya

What are you gonna play?

based, please watch our sport. What vidya you playing? and can you please tell your countryman who has an obsession with Nadal to sit of of Wimbledon or just lay down on the train tracks and wait.

probably ni-oh unless my bud shills me into playing bl2

and I only bother with female tennis because the grunts are sexy, dunno about the nadal obsessed guy

Went to the gym this morning around 2

Quite unhappy that there were other people there to be quite honest.

just buy your own gear or pick up bodyweight routines, gym hasn't been fun since 2011, too many tryhards and botoxed whores

every faggot is on the early morning meme too I used to go at 5am and there were still at least 3-4 people there, granted they were bro tier just nodded and kept to themselves but still not good for autism. is right. body weight and calisthenic routines are great for building thickness if you stick with it and if you've got 1k spare just buy a power rack and do big/oly lifts or a 5x5 routine

I have a power rack, barbell, weights in my room. I'm not going to wake everyone up at 2 in the morning by slamming weights around though

Are wi-fi boosters legit or a meme?

if you have all that equipment you're just making excuses, buy some zebra mats or whatever they are called to dampen noise. I'm assuming you aren't a deadshit NEET and work night shift so find a more suitable hour to work out, preferable in the arvo when you wake up

legit but not a godsend, you'll get improvement but it won't be anywhere near as good as cabled unless it's right fucking next to you, even then I've got interference/stutter when a fridge or light clicks on

This female sideline commentator is dreadful. Why are do they persist with this meme

which game to watch tonight?

might watch lord of the rings: return of the king instead

>be me
>watching new Lil Dicky freestyle on YT
>look at TV
>gooks, chinks and pooinloo's singing on the field
what the fuck is going on

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is that on tv tonight?

seed

yeah on go

feed

/afl/ RUNS sneed

>fullwogs vs poort
everyone's a loser here

T A R P S
A
R
P
S

max cringe

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>Never tear us a new one

fold the tarps and this ""club""

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how do they not catch a cold from playing in the rain?

That's a reflection of the skill level in this 'sport'.

you're more likely to catch a cold from going back INTO the house than from playing in the rain.

We'll never win a premiership with spuds like Greenwood and Maine

That's not a nice way to talk about your teammates.

>we'll
what position do you play mate?

Caleb Daniel legitimately looks like a child out there.

Piegods could be in trouble here.

Based.

How did we miss this

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imagine losing to the fullwogs, just imagine

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he cute

God, I hate people who cheer at the football.

fuck off Gil

t. bogan

a simple reply from a simple mind, enjoy your golden handshake and retirement.

Is that seriously David Zaharakis? Few nights ago we had Jobe Watson, we seriously don't need more Essenshit dick riders in the commentary team

do you guys get pretty sore after you play footy i usually get quite sore after

Look at all the well-behaved patrons being disturbed by this one man's insufferable and incessant barracking.

Which player are you?

players week or something

Yes, it usually lasts till the second training session of the week on Thursday.

what the deal with the ham and cheese rolls every week? It's not like they're good or anything

i'm a boomer now but yeah I did, I used to play barefoot and get mad pain through the calves might have been puberty+ sodium deficiency but I used to play pretty rough for retard high school league shit.

they are great out the microwave and soak up the booze to mitigate hangover plus there's usually ham and pizza sauce in the fridge to spice it up.

Raspberries are pretty much the only good thing there. Though I could accept an argument for the chicken chips too.

Pies are steamed; too many young guys and back to butterfingers will cost them

Never tried steamed pies. Any good?

rip in piss pies

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>losing to norf

>b-but it doesn't matter that there's only two victorian teams in the top 8
>the two teams are still better than the rest of the 8

the pies are on fire

Rosie

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they are a good change 2bh, I usually get strawberries and cream or frog family. My haul last week gave me heart palpitations so I'm trying to cut it back bit my bit.

Do you really eat all that shit in one day? Don't you feel sick afterwards?

most of it, chicken chips and timeouts are untouched but I'm snacked on everything else (samboys are gone and 1x pizza bun down) it's generally cravings after the booze honestly. I take 1 or 2 massive shits the next day and then back on my diet. If that's weird then so be it, I just go from one extreme to the other.

Just ate some coconut crumbed prawns and gonna warm up the oven for my pizza

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I've snacked* half that Dimple bottle is gone lol

>Losing to Freo and Norf
Ogre, all hail Geelong

enjoyable saturday on the 'crete, kicking back with a few CC's enjoying the footy now!

>trelol

Think Geelong are overrated desu. Have them equal with the Iggs.

Fred here, losing to NORF by this margin is much more embarrassing.

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Why do you work weekends?

Can see Geelong fading too, as much as I love Gaz, I can't see him playing the whole season.

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How have they only scored 29 points with the roof closed?

cos i dont hit the piss til the afternoon anyway so may as well be making money in that time

Stephenson's gone, and with that their entire forward structure

Is alcohol really that enjoyable?

should i make a new thread of wait until tomorrow?

collingwood fans at the ground absolutely fuming

Tomorrow m8

Wait till this one dies then make the decision.

*wins the brownlow*

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don't blame them. they are getting reamed by the umps

id just end up buying a gram of coke if i wasnt on the piss so its the smarter option for a man with a weak will such as myself

god collingwood are fucking dogshit

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>North are 4 from 5 without Bad Scott
Why is he talked up by the media?

>Hawks
>Iggs
>Giants
>Tigs
Pies are gonna get exposed hard

Oh dear. Where do they play Iggles and Gianties?

Both away

no prob lads
also;

>Megpis

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both away lol

If they lose to Hawks they are FINISHED, getting raped by Tigers would be icing on the shit cake that is Cuckley's failed marriage AND coaching tenure

how come collingwood home games have been at marvel so much this season rather than the mcg?

this team beat peelong last week.

Shit teams selling games means other Melbourne sides need to pick up the shortfall of games at Docklands.

Cats are poo away from their cheat ground.

>Collingwood's lowest score in 24 years
DREADING the odds on Norf 40+

multibro about to throw himself off a bridge

REV UP 5AA

Why didn't Collingwood just score more goals while conceding fewer?

Tell me about it

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S NOT YOUR MEME AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*revs angrily*

poort 5AA is always a fizzer, they're all sedated on methadone or Bup

wait for The Showdown next week.

Good whinge just now. Players should donate their match payments to the spectators.

based SUE!!! going hammer and tongs

>ex-Brisbane captain
>doesn't even know the names of their players