WWC Thread Australia v Italy

rosucci can give me the sucki if you know what I mean

>absolute state of Italy's #22 (3rd goalkeeper)
For me, it's Hayley Raso

after France and Spain, Italy is really letting down the Med master race

surprising lack of qts between these two teams

I hate women

14th for Jackie a cute, A CUTE

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Just a reminder, australia are scum and if you support australia you too are scum.

TODAY, IT IS ABOUT, WEVENGE!!!

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Italy #6 and #15 are alright. I thought Italy would’ve had a more sexy side. Oh well.

Just found out Sam Kerr is Daniel Kerr's sister

rude

It/a/ly is here!

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For me, it's Craig Foster's virtue signalling

grim

>This cucked abo shit being pushed
Jesus christ

Even if this were true, the australian soccer team is not australian. Only wogs play and watch soccer here, and wogs are not australian.

Get your government to stop killing innocent Cats and then I’ll stop hating australia.

for me it's elise kellond-knight
liked her very much, when she played for potsdam

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Reminder if you're watching this instead of The Cricket you might as well castrate yourself

no one is watching this mate, rest assured.

also quick reminder that sage still exists.

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I'd rather watch MasterChef Australia than this tbf

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>cricket wc
Holy cringe. This is far more based

come watch the cricket lad, australia is playing india in the world cup

>paki version of boreball
cringe

This

Post cute/sexy Italian girls for good luck for Italy.

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>wogball
Holy mother of cringe

based

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i am hoping for an tie since Brazil will need the today´s game vs Jamaica points more than anything

For me it's italy.

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australian anthem is pretty shit tbqh

wtf there's a womens world cup going on
worth watching?

Based.

it sounds, like it was written by an emu

It's a fair anthem

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The stadium is more empty than than an u19 5 a side game.

based sheilas

its early today beacuse of Nations League final later today

Now drinking an coffee.

the ladies did not sing the anthem angry enough imo

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based kerr

I have literally never seen a moving image of cricket, so no thank you

Women have no power in their shots on goal.

Dutch 1080p stream:
nos.nl/wk2019/livestream/2288046-wk-voetbal-australie-italie.html

why are australia's jerseys so baggy

/cric/WORMs absolutely PEEthing lads

fuck this is SHITE

underrated

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thank you based ref

That didn't look like offside to me?

based Barella playing with both men and women

jokes aside, Giugliano is pretty cute for a lesbian

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Hayley Raso for me, go Australia, I love kangaroos :3

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offside LEL

shamefur dispray

VAR’D.

VAR'D

dont use the var if you're not able to use that, in Serie A an offside is var checked in 0.5 seconds, this is total crap

VAR'D

>not posting the Italian goat

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this will be spicy now

What the fuck is this? She was clearly onside?

REFBALL

damn that was fucking close

I'm sure they only take this long with VAR to try and add some "drama"

What a fucking stupid decision that was not offside I was it with my own two eyes this is bullshit.

Her head was offside.

CAM ON STRAYA SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS

let's hope so

Yeah it's pretty bad eh

FUCK OFF MIDWIT

should use Waltzin Matilda

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Which would make sense if we were playing headball.

Italy is better than expected.

Post Super Mario for Italy to win.

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>implying you can't head the ball

Every part of the body you can score a goal with counts you cunt.

There's no fun allowed in Australia anymore

There will be controversy when one of the players tits are offside.

I'm admiring the nips on Italy's #7.

>you cunt
It's like you're trying to insult him?

Have sex

>this one lone australian actually watching this game and brown nosing european flags ITT
god have you ever actually sat down and evaluated your life? You are watching WOMEN'S soccer in the middle of afl, nrl, rugby and cricket world cup season.
unironically kill yourself.

You can score with your tits.

why those sheilas always diving?

let me introduce you to our goddess Miriam Leone

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got him on a string lads

Yeah most women use that method to score

Guess they are as manly as your mens squad Giovanni

have sex

Epic

the fuck was that

Here we go ladies

>LE CUNT CUNT CUNT
People like you who start throwing in as much slang as they can into their posts the moment they enter a thread where they can identify as an Australian to impress the Big Strong Europeans even though you NEVER use those words in daily conversation since you're a shut-in NEET and not a north Queensland tradie are what's wrong with Australian culture

*dives*

NO ERA PENAL

Catley looks kinda qt. A good roo gril imo.

ERA PENAL

THANK YOU BASED KERR YOU CAN FUCK MY BITCH

Fucking cringe mate
Have sex now

Gama you fucked up.

Kerr first fucking WC goal.

Gamma more like Beta

have sex

Sad

BENULTY

Oh fuck.

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have sex

I would be enjoying this more if FIFA made it a law of the game that the women had to wear makeup

>freshies taking the bait
BASED AusGOD

Goal aside, we are all in agreement that Carpenter is the best waifu on the pitch, right lads?

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who cares lmao

reminder only 8 out of 24 get eliminated

For me, it's Amy Taylor.

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KEK based samefagging newcunt not having seen this pasta before.

boomarang penalty goal for the aussie girls

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have sex

Lads I've discovered a fool proof and free way to make money. Just bet on the favorite in every game. There are never upsets at this tournament. I've made a month's worth of neetbucks already

Ffs.

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what kind of mutt is kerr?

A total of 16 teams (the top two teams from each group, along with the four best third-placed teams)

Why is group stage so boring?

Who /Matildas lifelong/ here?

Why does every women have such a bad first touch ?
Maybe Lukaku is a trans FtM who took a little too much of testosterone

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italy's gk has a nice bum lol

t. social reject who got bullied by cricket, aussie rules, and rugby chads at school and has resorted to watching soccer alone trying to brown nose his european """""friends"""""" on the internet
KEK the absolute state of your """""""life""""""

Beach volleyball style outfits would be a better rule. In fact they tried to force it a few years ago but stupid feminists ruined everything as usual.

It's because women have no heart or desire to win. They are just phoning it in so it's consistent. Just thinking of what to wear to dinner during the game.

have sex

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1/4 Indian, 3/4 roo

>freshie not realizing how he exposed himself
If you weren't a freshie you would have used the old LSCM pasta and not the freshcunt version

i hope FIFA expand woman world cup to 32 since they will put more spots on male world cup

I’d let her sit on my face.

>Came here to post she has a fine ass.

>cricket
how you feels being assfucked by indians every single year?

British grandfather served in the Raj and married a poofu

t. south african migrant with identity issues trying desperately to be seen as a true blue aussie

>she will stab the opponent palyers with her chin.

This

Lifelong since the '00 calender release fren

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uhh sweaty, we are the current world champions and have won it 5 times, next best is India with 2

Proof?

HIA

The state of female pain tolerance

Is it me or at the women really good at getting themselves injured

Can you imagine how comfy that would be?
Especially if they were even shittier at the game so more funny moments would happen. Would be a blast to watch it.

How the fuck didn’t they score that?

>can't even score straight from a penalty
>needs a lucky rebound to score
yeah truly a world class player

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Women are weak.

She was on target, the keeper guessed right. Better than Messi.

>women's sport
what did you expect lad

Best in the world at backflips though

Why is wwc so comfy?

I've seen worse penalties from men tbqh famalam

Buffon'd

How do we build interest in female sport lads?

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I want the cameraman zooming on the Italian female ultra singing

Based Zaza

Italy GK showing nipple through jersey

women are pathetic athletes

This.

Wtf kinda sore is that on the Aussie player's mouth area?

Gonna be sick

BASED

Do you think he will be ithere tonight against Scotland to defend England's pride ?

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Have sex.

Is there a single sport where women are better than men?

Watching women’s football is like watching people with crutches run a marathon. They can’t do it but it’s funny to watch them try.

Originally I wanted to include the webm of his penalty but I was too lazy. Guess everybody knows which penalty I was thinking about anyway :DDDD

He's our ambassador, he has to be there

wwc is cool but what about bbc?

Supposedly ultra long distance swimming

>that high pitched female chanting the whole match

I love it when stereotypes come true.

Surprised they don't tennis grunt at every free kick/penalty.

Truly the finest England has to offer

>The slightest physical contact is a foul every time

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BBC is trash. I’m sad they’re the only channel that are showing the WWC.

just like men's football

well I hope your ambassador isn't a misogynist pric

Women like playing the victim. Look at all the false rape cases for example.

What a shit first half.

Womens penalties:
>Solid effort
>Picks a corner
>On target
>Alert and ready for any rebound
Mens penalties:
>Bizarre pre-penalty ritual
>Wildly off-target

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Just like male la liga.

Has anybody ever come close to figuring out what he was thinking?

I feel like they are very few shots compared to males. This half, there were maybe 3 shots. Also can women even dribble ?

>Half time
>Doing interviews instead of going straight into the dressing room to talk to the team

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Italy marking in the box is woeful. The Sheilas should be a few ahead

It's a girls game anyway. This just makes more sense.

All this comparison to men seems weird to me. Nobody watches featherweight boxing and spends the whole time going "yeah but a sub-par heavyweight boxer could knock this fucker out."
Obviously men are better than women. Obviously most mens teams can beat any of these womens teams, but that's not the point of sport.

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Who /optus sport/ here?

It was worse yesterday. It's like they lack the confidence no matter how clear of a shot they have on goal

The problem with women sports is how advantageous steroids are. Women's MMA is just who roids or not.

women's soccer is the same. Roiding teams dominate the others, and most girls don't even care enough to roid since no money in it.

Featherweight boxing is fun to watch
Female soccer is embarrassing

aww did the mean girl hurt you?

>an tie
Please use the correct form when you use my language Marcos.

Who is she ?

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Womens penalties:
- Get the ball
- Doesn't secure it

80% done, it's the 20% that mattered

my wife

Women are weak. That’s basic biology mate.

Have sex
Have sex
Have sex aswell

Damn Lauren Southern looks like THAT

This Nike ad goes on for too long

not an argument sweetie
Try again

>Saying “have sex” and thinking it’s an insult.
Yikes.

2nd half predictions?

Also from which country is TSM from ? They're Australian ? Bc they just talked about them

I think we found another one who needs to have sex

>Incel who thinks he's in a public debate
this cringe

Just putting it out there lads, Italian keeper has the best ass on the pitch

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TISM

*has PTSD flashbacks of Pujara batting*

3-0 Australia
Gama Redcard and penalty

don't mind him, every thread about wwc there will be a sjw white knight. Once a Dutch, an other time a Dane and now a German .. Those germanic countries Yikes

I said womens football is embarrassing and not one person has told me why it isn't, just insults.
That's cringe.

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Anyone else notice the (((BBC))) are using the WWC to push a feminist political agenda?

Engage in sexual intercourse

I was talking about the tv channel TSM

He's right. You need to have sex.

Still not an argument. It's embarrassing and shit.
Everyone with half a brain can see that.

I want to see USA playing.
So far everyone but France was on a 4th league level if even of football.

>my language
You fucking what mate?

Okay well that's not ours then

Still not an insult.

The bbc are pushing the wwc because they paid money for the rights to show it, this is standard media strategy lad

Gain weight.

m/a/tildas

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You seem awfully mad. Maybe having sex will calm your mood, incel.

Iirc Brazil is one of a few countries where people learn American English instead of British English at schools and unis.

It's TSN and it's Canadian.

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the problem with female football, is that the players don't really work their ass much so there are nothing to see. Also they wear 'compressive' bra which hide their boobs.

Brehs

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It's between France and USA to win desu, most nations are just making up the numbers.

Once most countries go full time things will improve (up to a point of course) but til then, the divide between decent and shite will stay large.

Should I bet 1 euro on an Italy win? I get 11 euros back!!!!!!!!

American English is just English for people who can’t spell properly

USA women vs Andorra men
who wins?

thank you !
well nothing to loose then, I mean only 1€

W-why are her knees grazed?

I'm from the future, the Netherlands will win this tournament

Andorra, but not by double figures.

Lads LADS
I'm way too sleepy, I don't think I can keep this up too much longer. It's 6 a.m. here and I haven't slept nothing.

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Hmmmm I wonder how

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Not undeserved.

Go back to twitter sjw.

Make the women more hotter

TIE TIE TIE TIE TIE TIE TIE TIE TIE TIE

>emu defending

>poostralian defending

What kind of touch was that good lord

Power through mate

Aussis entering in Gallipoli mode

>BBC commentator talking about how integral that Aussie defender is
>She immediately gives it away and Italy score

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scaaar

I actually know her cousins.
Wonder what they think about her being a dyke.

GOAL!! Get rekt aussies.

Iess racism and less cheetos will increase your chance of having sex and becoming a decent human being

Women footie thread: incels hating on women, because they are rejected by women.

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Is she a rug muncher? Shame

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> Italy finally plays football
> It's actually Australia fucking up

Noice!

Italo burgers fans?

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wtf, SCORE MORE YOU AUSSIE CUNTS
I NEED MY MONEY BACK!

She rather looks like she gets her rug munched.

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I don't have the australian fucked up sry

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evening lads, what are we up to?

based lisa deGOATa

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...

did the keeper just injure herself kicking the ball lmao?

Italian keeper is really cute desu

>Is a jerry.
>Tells people to be less racist.

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>Women's football
That is all.

how do you do webm for more than 10sec ? pls
Each time I tried they get bigger than 3MB and Yea Forums don't want them

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> Italy's defense

I want her to brap on my face.

What the fuck is with their first touches? Actually terrible.

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you can limit the file by size in programs like webm for retards

their reaction time is absolutely woeful

One male player on each team and this game would be 10-10

set a lower bitrate, so file size but also the quality will decrease

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if the male was the keeper there's no way anyone would score

for fuck sake. pay attention you stupid bitch.
there is money on the line....

fugg

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Era

I want ausie #20 to do things to me

>Betting on women’s football.
>Betting women will do anything right.

refball again
doesn't matter, we'll win anyway

if thats a penalty this would be worse than 2006 desu

BENULDY

I'm going to say it. This match is more entertaining than 90% of the mens matches:
>The teams actually attack
>No timewasting
>No passing it back and forth between the defenders and the goalie
>Players constantly adapting as plans break down or someone fluffs it

The players aren't as skilled as mens teams, but they're playing how I wish mens teams would play.

dirty italians injuring the brave matildas

I'll be in Australia in August and I'll fuck your women.

Everyone post her.

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>a fucking woman is the only ref to realize handball has to be intentional

>de vanna
literally too stupid to drink out of a bottle

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Raso out ?
Fuck Australia, you better loose now

She's catholic too.
Imagine the family reaction. Especially the Kerrs.

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> that stupid face

Still a woman, alright

The drunk australian vs the Virgin italian...

1. no it doesn't
2. she didn't even watch the footage and sura as shit didn't see that hand live. it was a man making a decision

Italia spamming, LB+Y. Fucking cheaters

Sam Kerr is really the only interesting thing for me to watch.
She was insanely good in male little leagues (in AFL).

this, women's football can be pretty entertaining if you give it a chance

Wayne will be rolling in his grave mate

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Italian defender charge on the back of Australian forward then dive. She gets the call. WTF

Women are icky.

Anyone got pictures of the Italian keepers ass?

Why are italians such cheats wtf

World Cup-Reddit

Womens World Cup-Yea Forums

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Based call ref.

>Handling the ball involves a deliberate act of a player making contact with the ball with his hand or arm.
From the Laws of the Game

she just got a yellow.
Surely a coincidence.

personally i really dislike when play breaks down constantly, but if that's more entertaining for you you should check out lower leagues, lots of long balls, less diving, more frantic action

Triggered.

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yes, and not having hands near the body is a deliberate act of a player

FUCKING LOL @ ROASTIES

Holy shit italy pls stop diving

fuck off that's not offside

and people say the women play differently to the men

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Lol there was nearly an own goal.

kek

lol, ok

>missing a wide open goal
>being offside

>all those late as fuck offside flags

What a pathetic goal that would've been

ah it actually was
my bad, didn't look like it live

This semen slurping sport sucks

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var is fucking up so much

VAR’D.

Thats what Italy gets for flopping

Fabio Grosso school of Italian Football right now

they do that in mens football now too. those are some stupid new VAR rules. they have to finish the play before the call because ref might have it wrong. very dumb

Fuck this should be 3-0 Italy.

WHERE is Elise Perry

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It makes sense? If you immediately call offside then the play is over and you never know if it had resulted in a goal.

how often does she want to walk into offside?

career ending pregnancy from me

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it make sense only in very controversial situations. not when they do int in most of the plays. it wastes too much time and energy

kind of ruins it, there's a semi-exciting play and then you realize it wouldn't have counted anyway

At least, Italians seems more technical, they can dribble a little, not like the australians

>that dive
aussies are pathetic

our dribbling is a lot worse yes, but we can win with the power of friendship

twitter.com/ashleighkatexx/status/1137688288444030976?s=19

I agree

>The quality of Women's sport

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qt bench smile

i can't believe i trusted australia to do anything correctly and not be a bunch of good for nothing bums. i spit on you!

this is my cat. Say something nice about her

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>people itt complain about italian diving
>actually the aussies dive
really makes you think

Getting some Immobile flashbacks from all these offsides friends

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th...thick

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I like your Cat.

Getting some Morata flashbacks from all these offsides friends

Very cute cade, also the most interesting thing I've seen in the last 90 minutes

good kitty

Made me jump that did

they're like twice the size of our girls and go down on each and every contact
it's really embarassing

kot

Muh Socceroos

very cute

um, excuse me, this is the matildas

>girl's footie not relevant enough to find people streaming it
>have to reinstall the opera browser botnet for its free vpn
I don't want to miss the england scotland game, the banter thread will be supreme kino

it's not fair when italian goalie is actually competent and tries to save...

.

>be defender
>get a freekick

STATE of this refereeing

Why can’t women pass the ball properly?

How do you create webms with such fine quality?

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based Tyrone

Lul

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

YES

what the fuck lads

Just got called into work lads

>tfw no aussie gf to watch the game with

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>AUSTRALIA

Why have we become a nation of chokers lads?

>nobody can judge the balls flight
reminds me of my kreisliga matches

brb lads, gonna go kms

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OY VEY IT'S ANNUDA 2006 OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAH

lmao the fuck was that

Italia!!

GOAL HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!

HAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCKK YOU AUSTRALIA

THAT TERRIBLE FUKCING GOALIE ROOOOOOOOOOFLL

Who is this?

use 'obs' and you can record your screen. Then use a convert site to make it a webm

That goal keeping hahahahahaha

>keepers
>any keepers
>women keepers
oh lol.

CHEEKY 90+

Which part of Italia are you from, my dear female friends?

Are they gonna hug and scissor now

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LET MY WAIFU WIN YOU ITALIAN FUCKS!
REEEEEEEEE

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>Emu war flashbacks intensify
What the fuck was the keeper doing

I like how the keeper closes her eyes when she headed the ball. Like a cild would. Very cute.

Good lord I switched the game off and missed it.
Someone hit me up with that webm

Fug, this game started at 3am. Good thing I have insomnia

women keepers
>women
>pretending women aren't children

hahahhaha the fucking ELITE goalie of all of australia closes her eyes instead of following the ball

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Bronx

Like I said to a friend, women's football consists out 22 players, 8 of them are forwards, 2 goalkeepers and the rest are midfielders. Defending only means kicking the ball out of bounds for them.

thanks to ruin our early lead australia
i hope Marta hat-tricks in her comeback and eliminate you guys once for all

You can literally as in literally go blindfolded on that ball, you have to call it and jump. She didn't call it, she didn't jump, it was a shitshow.

For me, it's Sara Gama

Do they start making out now?

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>implying VADÃO isn't Brazil's coach

Turn around do we can see if it's a kitler

Absolutely based. Fuck you australia.

>la città dell'Australia

How is it possible to be a pro football player and be that bad

women truly are not human and deserve no rights

Well, well, well, australian shitposters, what do you have to say now that your sheilas were just BTFO with a side of pasta primavera and a mello chianti

do NOT bully australia lads

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>caring about wimminz wogball
kek
KEK
We literally don't even CARE about this shitty sport.

Whenever I see a winning goal with '90 +5' next to it I wince for the poor bastards on the end of it

Who we going for next, the hues or the sambos?

Im 10% Italian and 35% arab so I STILL win

I want to FUCK that cartoon

true

it's not a world cup, the rest of us couldn't give a shit

This. The match was, all things considered, very entertaining.

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Not arsed but this is the match I’m most expecting some thick asses from

sambos to piss off the huehuehue

Is closing your eyes when the ball is heading your way an Australian goalkeeping technique?

thank you bro!!!

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always root for the underdog unless they got a sjw/feminist storyline

Your federation doesn't let your wyomings play in Italy because apparently that federation is not good enough. Imagine being this retarded.

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>We literally don't even CARE about this shitty sport.

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>kerr defending
is there a bigger choker out there? i don't think so

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anyone got the webm of the australian goalie's reaction when she realises she fucked up

Danke mein freund/merci mon ami.

I hope my German makes sense, it's been like 10 years since I took German class

>90"+5

F

>Australian female goaltending

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She almost predicted the ball path perfectly. Poor Goalie, truly an elite athlete.

hues, i wanna see if we can beat the Jamaicans

Thats, uh, one heck of a celebration there.

now you're rich, what are you gonna do with all that money ?
for Belgium it's 55% Flemish, 44% French and >1% German

I wish for my Jamaican queens to beat the wh*toid Brazilians.

We’re all rooting for pic related next match right?

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Let's not underestimate the womanlet marking the scorer and the retard failing to kick the ball away. What a fucking mess.

Giuliani kept punching away crosses left and right
she's a truly elite keeper, she even saved the penalty, unlike that australian mong

Thank god it's a sport I don't care about.

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Oh right, forgot about the Flemish. I tried the best I could without any outside help, please forgive me sempai

Kerrs aren't known for defense 2bh.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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you didn't forgot the most important : French. So np

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bet it all on Thiem, I win 70 euros if he wins the roland garros!!!!!!!!!!!!

is girl's goal keeping this bad?

this is hilarious

well I think you lost your money then. Go Rafa

arrivaderci Matilda, Francia la vostra patria i cucina le vostre case

Pas de problème mon chum. Je vive en Québec alors nous parlons français ici

brazil will be the dark horse of the tournament

all the wmma brazilians are roidmonkeys so I bet the soccer players are juicing up

You get the excitement of a goal and you get to have a boner too.

I like Women's Football!

Exactly what I was just thinking.

Don't be RAMA RAMA.

That's gonna be a bit harder with the next match though

Hopefully the Brazilians are not roided

she’s flossing on the land down under, grande lavoro ragazza

Brazil vs Jamaica thread