MATCH OF THE DAY 2 THREAD

Starts in 30 minutes on BBC One.

>Mark Chapman presents highlights of today’s two Premier League matches that could have huge ramifications at the top end of the table. Title-chasing Manchester City face a tricky trip to play struggling Burnley. They were held 1-1 last season at Turf Moor, but have since beaten Sean Dyche’s side 5-0 twice already this season. Elsewhere, Manchester United welcome Chelsea to Old Trafford in a match that could prove decisive in the hotly contested battle for a place in the Champions League. Plus all the goals from the rest of the weekend’s games.

Alan Shearer & Danny Murphy are your """expert pundits""" for this evening.

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30 bings not minutes you nonce

Anyone ready for the moral high ground that they will all take re elland road?

Arse wipes

liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/little-liverpool-fc-fans-sobbed-16192602

>Liverplastics

>Starting with the Burnley boreball game

only important game played today tbf

I know, but I'm here to watch Arse get smashed

> I'm here to watch Arse get smashed

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lmao
this, just tuned in, is wrighty there? wanna see him crying

>aguero still doesn't speak english
deary me. and i thought pakis were bad.

>Aguero still can't speak english
These are shit lads reckon we can do them next season

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>been in the country almost a decade
>cant speak english

he's been living in england for nearly 10 years and still can't speak the native language for a short interview. Pochettino managed to speak some basic english after 1 year in England

This is why we need Brexit lads. JFs are tekkin the piss.

Who will win the PFA PotY. lads?

me

>Kyle Walker
>Best in the league
>In the year of our lord 2019

Fucking LOL he's been exposed so often.

Is the standard in the PL shit now, or is it just Man City and Liverpool are exceptional teams?

probably bit of both

Name a better RWB in the past three seasons in the PL?
Don't say that mong at Liverpool, or I will laugh at you.

How the fuck is Alex Iwobi starting at a top 6 club?

Who should Arsenal sign to fix their defence?

Big Sam

Wolves

good post also
>96

mouyes

Umtiti, Alaba, Maguire, de Vrij, Vrsaljko, Chilwell

2 years of Big Sam would unironically do them good.

Ricardo has been quality this year

Danny Murphy doesn't defend Mo Salah when he dives, you bald bin-dipping cunt.

Actually, I've just read this back and should have said 'condemn' .
Silly me.

>you are now imagining AFTV under a Big Sam Arsenal

Hello, the EFL: twitter.com/petehotchkiss/status/1104742027886018560

did they go over the leeds game yet?

Fucking stupid retarded cunt.

>Non-league
>Relevant

they forgot to mention leeds are automatically up

Time for
>de gay

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God I hope they lose in the play-offs.

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m8...

De Gea probably saves MU more points than he loses with these mistakes tbf.

They went up in October I believe

its perfectly lined up for fat franks redemption

>The homosexual
>92401239
Nah fuck that I want them up. Better than nothing clubs like Norwich and Sheffield United

>he wants leeds being scum in the PL

villa will go up instead

>nothing clubs like Sheffield United
prepare to get fucked you big shithouse

>final seconds in match
>take short corner

Who would you rather have? Villa are boring. Boro.....
>Poolis
At least Leeds would be fun.
Mate, your ground is called Bramill Lane, sounds like you should be making bread there, not playing football.

>these two will decide the title race
How does this make you feel?

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this

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>Who would you rather have?
Derby. Failing that, West Brom.

>Bramill Lane
You are a fucking retard.

can't wait to be last on MOTD next season

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Pls Brenny you're the last bullet

FLDC

What club would De Gea go to if he left?

rayo vallecano

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Baffles me why football authorities won't deal with shit like Rojo's challenge just because the ref acted.

Whats it like being the 4th official?

>a cup of character

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>VVD wins PFA
Fuck off. Should have been Aguero.

have managers shout at you for 90 minutes

>le man mountain man

>Bramill Lane
thanks for confirming you're a retard
Hope we can satisfy you by changing it to fucking Oil Money State Airlines Stadium or some other soulless bollocks.

>proud of the possibility of coming second
lol no.

Manish bhai you're a good Lestah lad but that was painful

>24
>young player of the year
joke.

ah yes, Sterling couldn’t be fucked to go

and he wonders why no one likes him

Anyone else find Sterling a robotic cunt? That message for winning young pfa player of the year was literally cringe

Bloody hell Sterling looked bored

Who would have thought Sheffield United fans would be so touchy.....

>womyns football

BBC, no one cares about women's footy. Fuck off.

>viviana's at the wheel

if he wasn't a footballer he'd probably be a drug dealer so no wonder he's barely literate

Why should he? These awards ceremonies are a load of shite anyway and most of them are just used to promote brands/corporations.

>This fucking obsession with trying to make us care about women's """"football"""".

Fuck off.

Fucking hell, even the women give off the classic footballer soundbites.

He's just your typical mouth-breathing football who is completely devoid of charisma and struggles to put together a coherent sentence.

Why do they keep forcing the women football meme?

This; I wonder what the reading stats are on all the women's football articles which they force into bbc's top stories.

Go to fill that shit-no-one-cares-about slot after MOTD now the handegg isn't on.

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48000982

>Arsenal sealed a first Women's Super League title since 2012 at the Amex Stadium as they beat Brighton in front of a new WSL-record crowd of 5,265.

>5,000 fans
>record crowd
Stockport County got 6,000 on Easter Monday and they've just been promoted from the sixth tier.

Because that’s not what football is as a whole

And yet Garth Crooks talks about him sounding 'statesmanly'; blows my mind how divorced from reality some people in football are.

Which pl teams are actually likeable lads?

oh shit lads

I forgot

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHCARDIFFARESHITAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK OFF

Obligatory Garth Crooks video: youtube.com/watch?v=zBYpzPZzrqA

>travelled over from Belfast
EVERY
TIME
SUPPORT TEAMS FROM YOUR OWN COUNTRY YOU FUCKING PLASTICS

Fuark, Gosling GOTS for me

You're not wrong. They've lost F1, Six nations exclusivity, The Open, got of the BDC WC. And tried to replace it with women's sports thinking that people will believe they actually care when it's nothing but a cynical attempt to oblige their mandate and showing x-amount of hours of sports.

There is a prize in football at the end of the season. That's what football is about.
Wenger was spot on about individual awards in football.

1. They are taxpayer funded, so they don't need to show things people actually want to watch
2. They can all pat themselves on the back for educating their sexist audience, and maybe even get a nice article written about them by one of their friends at the Guardian.

Can't afford the live rights to any watched sports

I get that saying anything about Sterling that is negative won't be accepted now and will simply be considered racist after what has happened over the past year, but the way those int he media are sucking him off and showering him with all kinds of superlatives for going pretty much nothing is quite nauseating.

I like Leicester, Southampton and Wolves.

>Female commentators

Into the bin it goes.

Chaps have we all seen the Sheff United players drunk out of their minds on twitter? /myguys/ next season for sure

Post it
They're a true british isles team

It's always funny seeing championship players celebrating promotion given replacements for 80% of them will be bought in the summer.

Because they cannot afford the rights for sports people want to watch when they're paying Lineker £2m to read an autocue and +£80m for PL highlights

theguardian.com/media/2015/dec/21/formula-one-channel-4-bbc-deal

Sheffield don't buy from outside of the UK/Ireland

The real reason is because they're shilling as hard as they can for the Women's World Cup in the summer. They'll stop when it's over and they realise that nobody will watch it.

It's their shrill shrieking voices that I cannot stand. I couldn't care about the content of their commentary as plenty of blokes are shit at it too, but listening to that high-pitched whine as they try to force emotion in their words is excruciating.

They're not suited for commenting on intense sports like football.

here's the gaffer live on the telly
twitter.com/tomarmin89/status/1122493446902644736

there's loads more

Wolves, Leicester, Spurs.

This is exactly why I don't like female characters. I hate any commentator with a high-pitched voice.

Lads having seen them tonight, put your money on Stoke getting a result on Sunday. One player threw up in the car park, several are completely wiped out. Can't see any training happening until Wednesday.

Trent’s a way better passer/crosser than Walker. Defensively they’re both liabilities so I’d say TAA is better

He really isn't at all. Walker is probably the best crosser of the ball in the PL at the moment and his long balls are sublime.
Walker is far from a defensive liability too. Such a nonsense opinion.

But they are shit

Tottenham, Crystal Palace, Bournemouth

but fuck PL, it's boring

>Tottenham
>Crystal Palace
>Likeable

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Ok Tottenham but why Palace is not likeable?

All London clubs are despised, lad.

They're shit because plastic glory-supporters abandon them and declare themselves No. 1 fan of some other foreign club thus denying their local club support and revenue.

These people are an absolute cancer and worse than Muslim terrorists.

Hahah